🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rabid Weasels]

All i want for christmas is for ethan ralph and some hooker to get cast on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He's throwing away money taking hookers to dinner, lol.

Are we sure he’s not just grabbing pics off Google that make it look like he’s feeding hookers?

 

[Luke gama]

He's showing what a stud he is but really he's trying to make the horse jealous and sue doesn't give a shit.

See how she mentioned about her being grateful of getting snap benefits, showing he isn't paying child support and how she's a good democrat

 

[Rage Pig]

It's a prostitute. The female hand he photographed yesterday was holding a different color phone so it's not the same woman.

Not only is the phone color different, the hand is less fat and the nails look better. How was the pig supposed to meet a woman in Mexico anyway? He sits in his stable all the time, doesn't speak a word of Spanish and is a disgusting character.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's such a woman taking pictures of all his food.

The only people I know who take pictures of their food for social media are people over 50, women flexing for instagram and urbanite soy men.

 

[Cringestorian X]

It's a prostitute. The female hand he photographed yesterday was holding a different color phone so it's not the same woman.

confirmed, from his post on andrew anglin's forum

archive

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

confirmed, from his post on andrew anglin's forum

God dammit Ralph you're such a faggot! lmao

 

[alan thicke]

I hope it works out for Ralph and the torta guy.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"A massive upgrade"

Still malding about your wife embarrassing you over thanksgiving, you absolute femoid?

Love how every passive aggressive photo he posts featuring some new mystery woman never shows her face but even so, we know she's always disinterested enough to be on her phone.

 

[Truly Rural]

Not only is the phone color different, the hand is less fat and the nails look better. How was the pig supposed to meet a woman in Mexico anyway? He sits in his stable all the time, doesn't speak a word of Spanish and is a disgusting character.
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Thanks for showing us that every woman you rent is more interested in her phone than in you.

 

[Braphamut]

Thanks for showing us that every woman you rent is more interested in her phone than in you.

Too cheap to afford the girlfriend package including happy couple photo.

If they caught him snapping one outright there could be an extra charge or an angry pimp.

 

[Professional Noticer]

Man, I really thought the Gunt was on a good path now. Seeing the error of his ways, apologising, losing weight. I was honestly rooting for him, I hate this fucker but redemption stories are always welcome. But no, he still has the WWE white trailer trash mentality that he must "own" every situation. As soon as something good happens in his life, he is suddenly THE BEST IN DA SEKTURRRR. Fucking low IQ mongoloid.

Hey Ethan, I know you read this shit because you are a faggot - you are not making an upgrade, you literally beat the shit out of your ex wife while she was bearing your kid because you are a piece of shit alcoholic addict with no redeeming qualities. You refuse to take accountability and responsibility for your actions (woman trait), and everyone is rooting for your demise, and the funny part is, you are causing it yourself with no outside influence. Kill yourself.

 

[Bossman Yak]

Man, I really thought the Gunt was on a good path now. Seeing the error of his ways, apologising, losing weight. I was honestly rooting for him, I hate this fucker but redemption stories are always welcome. But no, he still has the WWE white trailer trash mentality that he must "own" every situation. As soon as something good happens in his life, he is suddenly THE BEST IN DA SEKTURRRR. Fucking low IQ mongoloid.

On the plus side, it likely means he'll be doing something stupid soon.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Business must really be slow if these girls have time to go to dinner with Ethan. Could be all their regular customers migrated to the U.S.
Maybe that was Biden's plan all along. Open up the borders, bring all the Johns in and put those poor desperate Mexican sex workers out of business. His base isn't going to be happy about that one.

 

[ZipDisk]

More like "El Trompo Loco"

"It's not just a cold" is about as close to being informed as ralph has been in years.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I don't even believe these photos are recent. Hell, some of them could be from when Meigh was still in town

 

[Elmo]

I don't even believe these photos are recent. Hell, some of them could be from when Meigh was still in town

Only issue I see with that is that Ralph doesn't have the foresight to not immediately take to Twitter to brag to strangers on the Internet about his dinner dates with prostitutes.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Only issue I see with that is that Ralph doesn't have the foresight to not immediately take to Twitter to brag to strangers on the Internet about his dinner dates with prostitutes.

Has he ever had any foresight about anything? Don't think so.

 

[Troonos]

Posting hooker hand to own horse.
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Looking forward to the AIDS saga.

 

[ZipDisk]

That's what I meant with the "It's not just a cold" comment.