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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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“not a cold Thanksgiving day video, but..” Lol he’s still butthurt about Pantsu’s TG message, a week later. I guess this is him *striking back*? Too bad bc I’m 100% certain Pantsu does not give a single fuck who he may or may not be hanging with. All he’s accomplishing here is showcasing once again how completely and utterly transparent he is.

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Also I wouldn’t be bragging too much about this senorita if I were Ralph. She has gnarly man hands and may be wearing oversized cat eye glasses. No Bueno.
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I think it's sweet Ralph finally found a woman with small, fat fingers just like his.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Posting hooker hand to own horse.
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This is so gay, sad, catty and low testosterone.
My bet is that this Christmas season we will see lot more posts in this passive aggressive style. Ralph will need to cope with his loneliness in this emotionally warm festive season somehow. It will either be by cope or drugs.
 
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Although I’m sure Mantsu regrets missing out on the threeway prostitution infantil, I can’t imagine she feels anything but relief to escape the heaving gunt sweating and gunting away with his disgusting micropeen and foul breath, along with the unwashed quad tit folds and aids rashes. I could go on but it is the dinner hour.
If he ordered her around to clean up his piss bottles imaging what he forced her to do with all her gross holes. Actually don’t imagine that, I like most of you guys.
Note I do not feel bad for her, she married the fucking puke after living with him just to flex on Her Harry.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Posting hooker hand to own horse.
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Pantsu can only hope he has enough pesos to pay Mexican hookers to spend time with him, otherwise he will spend his time calling all the Targets and Subways in western NY trying to find her. Every hour with a hooker, means one less hour to harass and stalk Pantsu.

What do you think Ralph’s cope to the hookers is when they ask why this mucho successful American streamer isn’t living in El Norte? Probably that he’s too rich and successful to live in the USA, he’s leading the new trend of e-celebs living like elderly social security pensioners in the third world, but not just in winter! Ralphamale also is a big fan of Hispanic culture. In fact his old boss was a Mexican.
 
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MadStan said:
I think it's sweet Ralph finally found a woman with small, fat fingers just like his.
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Ham hands
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to go with his ham face.
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AncientPhosphur said:
So which is it Ralph? A paid prostitute or an extremely, EXTREMELY, desperate poor girl using you for a green card
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No matter which, it’s got to be the most awkward time spent together imaginable.

Ralph’s brain revolves around this tiny niche online, he thinks about and knows nothing else. Any Mexican female, from 13-80, gives or knows not one iota about Ralph’s tiny online universe. She may or may not speak conversational English. If she’s into online stuff, it’s all Spanish language drama that is totally alien to Ralph.

So besides gross paid sex they just awkwardly sit near each other looking at their phones. Maybe Ralph occasionally types into google translate to try and ask her a simple question.

Pantsu was, sadly, impressed by Ralph’s small online notoriety and terrible financial planning, because she followed niche right wing shit. No Mexican punta will give one single fuck, but might pretend for a bit if he tips well.

Ralph chased away the last woman on earth who thought he was a e-celeb. Now even Pantsu, the dumbest pick me on the planet, realizes he’s just a grade A lolcow. It just took Gunt two years to prove it to her beyond any shadow of a doubt.
 
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Muppetstudios said:
Ralph has upgraded from sitting with two plates to sitting with two plates and the chest of a woman in view

New horse?
Prostitute?
More unlikely, friend?

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It's a prostitute. The female hand he photographed yesterday was holding a different color phone so it's not the same woman.
 
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