Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

Some Badger said:
MFF ‘23 was my first con experience and I’m honestly kinda floored by how many troons I encountered at any given time while on the premises. Didn’t matter if I was attending panels, checking out merch or stepping outside for a smoke; I could almost guarantee that there’d be a dozen freakishly tall, broad shouldered pasty guys with receding hairlines convening wherever I was hanging out. Suffice to say, none of them passed and they all dressed like you would expect them to.

It was honestly pretty fun for me personally, but I came there to hang out with friends, explore the less ghetto parts of Chicago and get art advice from professionals, not rape unconscious popufurs at room parties
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So, how did the convention center smelled like, do furries really smell like shit and sweat or do they practice hygiene like the normal people?
 
Corn Flakes said:
Man, I love how people go "wearing deodorant isn't natural!". Yeah, no shit it's not natural.

Neither is spending 4+ hours in an enclosed space with thousands of strangers from all corners of the nation, half of these people wearing synthetic shag carpets full of plastic foam padding.

These people love their naturalistic fallacies, but only when it's convenient to them.
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As usual I want to see this weirdo's favorites. Usually this all a cover for their fetish.
Couldn't find an username said:
So, how did the convention center smelled like, do furries really smell like shit and sweat or do they practice hygiene like the normal people?
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Truth be told it's not that big of a problem. You can even get on an elevator 90% of the time and things are fine. There's enough to earn the stereotype though.
 
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Couldn't find an username said:
So, how did the convention center smelled like, do furries really smell like shit and sweat or do they practice hygiene like the normal people?
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I can’t reliably comment because I’m practically scent-blind, but I remember accidentally inhaling some really rank, humid air while I was in line at registration.
 
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Couldn't find an username said:
So, how did the convention center smelled like, do furries really smell like shit and sweat or do they practice hygiene like the normal people?
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In my experience it depends on the con. Cons in a smaller space that don't have much ventilation tend to smell a bit like BO, but it's about the same as you'd find at your standard gaming convention. There are definitely people who do not wash their fursuits, and the smell of that is something out of a nightmare.
 
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HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
Judging by how Renegade worded his tweet he either got intoxicated in mixed company and doesn't actually know for certain, or he trusted the wrong person and absolutely knows and isn't saying anything about it. Hopefully he comes out and names his assailant but he posted through a friend that he's stepping back from the fandom now so if/when he says something enough time will have passed that it'll be a non-issue. I doubt charges will be pressed. He will puss out and look the other way because he's bought in too hard that the furry fandom is a wholesome place and his whole image relies on that facade not being shattered. Meanwhile the guy who raped him will get away with it and probably rape again because the Venn diagram of "furry" and "consent" is two separate circles.
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I think you might be onto something, because he deleted the tweets "in an effort to heal and move on". Something tells me that he really was drunk, things were said and done, but not explicitly assault.
 
Couldn't find an username said:
So, how did the convention center smelled like, do furries really smell like shit and sweat or do they practice hygiene like the normal people?
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It's honestly not as bad as you'd imagine. Every once in a while though you will get someone who really reeks though. And the Skybridge is kind of dank in general because it's hot, humid and confined.
 
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It's not drama but it's furry, happened and MMF and it's funny AND I MUST honor the first rule of Kiwi Farms (and gun saftey); ALWAYS HAVE FUN!

Anyways, my favorite personal cow (Fiona Mary) made a poster for a "Bimbo Meet & Greet" and I absolutely adore the nigger-coded hippo:
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I challenge you to ruin my fun and tell me how those buck teeth and big lips aren't a nigger dogwhistle.

Anyways, the physiognomy of the attendees are absolutely nuts:
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GAY ETHAN RALPH?!?
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I thought "bimbos" weren't supposed to be fuck ugly
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Lol, lmao
 
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Roxanne Wolf said:
It's not drama but it's furry, happened and MMF and it's funny AND I MUST honor the first rule of Kiwi Farms (and gun saftey); ALWAYS HAVE FUN!

Anyways, my favorite personal cow (Fiona Mary) made a poster for a "Bimbo Meet & Greet" and I absolutely adore the nigger-coded hippo:
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I challenge you to ruin my fun and tell me how those buck teeth and big lips aren't a nigger dogwhistle.

Anyways, the physiognomy of the attendees are absolutely nuts:
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GAY ETHAN RALPH?!?
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I thought "bimbos" weren't supposed to be fuck ugly
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Lol, lmao
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>tfw the autistic men become bimbos
 
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Roxanne Wolf said:
It's not drama but it's furry, happened and MMF and it's funny AND I MUST honor the first rule of Kiwi Farms (and gun saftey); ALWAYS HAVE FUN!

Anyways, my favorite personal cow (Fiona Mary) made a poster for a "Bimbo Meet & Greet" and I absolutely adore the nigger-coded hippo:
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I challenge you to ruin my fun and tell me how those buck teeth and big lips aren't a nigger dogwhistle.

Anyways, the physiognomy of the attendees are absolutely nuts:
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GAY ETHAN RALPH?!?
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I thought "bimbos" weren't supposed to be fuck ugly
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Lol, lmao
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Question…

What came first… Their rotund body shape or the fursuits.

Did they get fat, and figure: “Oh well! I kinda look like a fat bear from a distance! Maybe this furry thing is for me!”?

Or did they start as gangly nerds, got into wearing fursuits and slowly had their body morph into blobs over time?!

Also: Notice the masks. Haven’t seen so many since 2021.

Are they all suffering from weird autoimmune disorders, or is it some kind of virtue signaling to distance themselves from all the dang chuds?!
 
Creative Username said:
The masks are a subtle technique. It (unsuccessfully) hides the perfectly square man jaw.
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About as subtle a technique as a punch to the man-jaw. We've seen plenty of these assholes gleefully hoping for permanent mask mandates when the coof hit because the masks allowed them to "pass better". They didn't, but man, isn't placebo a wonderful thing?
 
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Fapcop said:
Question…

What came first… Their rotund body shape or the fursuits.

Did they get fat, and figure: “Oh well! I kinda look like a fat bear from a distance! Maybe this furry thing is for me!”?

Or did they start as gangly nerds, got into wearing fursuits and slowly had their body morph into blobs over time?!

Also: Notice the masks. Haven’t seen so many since 2021.

Are they all suffering from weird autoimmune disorders, or is it some kind of virtue signaling to distance themselves from all the dang chuds?!
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Speaking of masks, I didn't realize this but there was no vaccine requirement for MFF this year. I would have expected a major sperg out because of it but so far it's been fairly radio silent. They seem to have silently removed the requirement as to avoid the drama and it so far worked. I was looking at a few other cons and Anthrocon also does not seem to have a requirement next year, at least one I could find. BLFC still had a vaccine requirement but with MFF no longer requiring them it seems that autism may finally be over.
 
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Roxanne Wolf said:
It's not drama but it's furry, happened and MMF and it's funny AND I MUST honor the first rule of Kiwi Farms (and gun saftey); ALWAYS HAVE FUN!

Anyways, my favorite personal cow (Fiona Mary) made a poster for a "Bimbo Meet & Greet" and I absolutely adore the nigger-coded hippo:
View attachment 5545341

I challenge you to ruin my fun and tell me how those buck teeth and big lips aren't a nigger dogwhistle.

Anyways, the physiognomy of the attendees are absolutely nuts:
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GAY ETHAN RALPH?!?
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I thought "bimbos" weren't supposed to be fuck ugly
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Lol, lmao
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My favorite is this cholo-looking guy who clearly looks like he ended up in the wrong place.
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Also, oh my God, is that...
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Beanie man himself??
 
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notasheep said:
Speaking of masks, I didn't realize this but there was no vaccine requirement for MFF this year. I would have expected a major sperg out because of it but so far it's been fairly radio silent. They seem to have silently removed the requirement as to avoid the drama and it so far worked. I was looking at a few other cons and Anthrocon also does not seem to have a requirement next year, at least one I could find. BLFC still had a vaccine requirement but with MFF no longer requiring them it seems that autism may finally be over.
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On the opposite end, Anthro New England is refusing to budge on their coof shot requirements for next month. No updates about them relaxing the requirements: either get two shots and a bivalent or you ain't joining the party.

They're also sounding off about mask requirements too. A one-strike policy of all things. Screw that jazz, FWA relented on their requirements back in May and that con had a tremendous attendance count. New England/Boston furries really are the last bastion of progressive retardation, but I suppose it isn't surprising when ANE is run by that crazed pooner RemyGryph.
 
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notasheep said:
Speaking of masks, I didn't realize this but there was no vaccine requirement for MFF this year. I would have expected a major sperg out because of it but so far it's been fairly radio silent. They seem to have silently removed the requirement as to avoid the drama and it so far worked. I was looking at a few other cons and Anthrocon also does not seem to have a requirement next year, at least one I could find. BLFC still had a vaccine requirement but with MFF no longer requiring them it seems that autism may finally be over.
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Conventions are little more than "What seasonal illness do I want to contract for a thousand dollars", as a significant portion of them come home with some level of fucked immune system and act surprised.
the amount of "OMG get tested guyse!!" stapled to pictures of positive covid tests is staggering if not entirely expected.
 
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The Big O said:
On the opposite end, Anthro New England is refusing to budge on their coof shot requirements for next month. No updates about them relaxing the requirements: either get two shots and a bivalent or you ain't joining the party.
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Oh, nooooo, I can't show up at a fagfest and get AIDS and monkeypox without a shot for the coof.
 
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