Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Nick is way past the point where it would be less embarrassing to openly come out as a swinger. The alternative narrative that he pushes that the fact that despite having been caught at swinger- or swinger-adjacent events or places repeatedly by his thread, they merely go to the bar and flirt with people but they don't go back with anyone because ME AND MUH WIFE ARE MONOGAMOUS is unbelievably stupid in every way.

Yeah, it makes him sound like he's a failed swinger.

Which is, at least arguably, more embarrassing than being a successful one.

I don't know why he does it. It's weird.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

While a few months back there was speculation that Nick was hiring a second employee as a driver, I believe it later came to be known that "the driver" he refers to is also the young 20s nanny.

It has never been clear, but I do believe that she is the same person. Nick co stantly complains that the driver is not available sometimes, and that is why he has to play chauffeur.

I am not sure I believe it, but he is in rural MN, so it is a possibility he has a hard time finding a 9-5 on-call. I am certain he could have paid for it if he properly re-invested Rittenhouse and Depp monies, but I am not sure he can afford it now.

Also, Nick sucks at hiring people in general, o it could be pure laziness.

It's fairly clear by implication that when Nick refers to "helping Kayla with the kids", he is exclusively referring to being chauffeur to the batshit insanely organized homeschool co-op itinerary. A schedule that runs from dawn until past midnight and supposedly impedes your average nuclear family participants to have even single adult member employed FT.

From what I have pieced together rof his schedule, he takes his kids to activities 45 minutes away that run from early afternoon to 7 or 9 PM local, 3 days a week. There is also an early AM thing for thr oldest, and weekends woth church and religious classes.

They have co-op in the AM on a few days, and some of those overlap with the above activities.

Some of the activities are 2-3 hours apart and create 4-5 hour blocks for 90-120 minutes of actual activity time. It is a combination of overscheduling, drive time, and bad coordination between events. Add in his trips to Minneapolis to go to bars aggressively monogamously with his wife, and the man has little time, but a lot of that is just poor planning.

I'd buy that Dick is laundering drug money for Riley before I'd believe that people give him 20K a month to tell the same tired stories about George Ouzounian again and again.

Discovering that Dick's Patreon is a money laundering scam and he does not liflve the Uber hedonist lifestyle off his shows support might just drive Nick to suicide with the stark disillusionment.

He is trying so hard to get to the same place in life.

 

[Fapcop]

Or he could STFU about his sex life.

There’s something cringe about a grown man over sharing about his sexlife.

As a Christian, Nick concentrates on the whole “but we’re monogamous!”-part, which is all fine and well.

But aside from all the directions in the Bible towards modesty, there’s also the whole, “thou shalt not covert thy neighbors wife”-part which is one of the big ten, if I’m not mistaken.

Thirst posting on locals, or flirting with swingers at bars certainly seem to conflict with that.

(And I’m not even saying a Christian can’t be a nudist or whatever.)

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

The person Null referenced in MATI is Dani Ahn.

This may be completely covered in the Elissa clips video but I'll write it out here. Dani was planning on getting a puppy, she made the mistake of telling Nick. Chat immediately started talking about White Girls Fuck Dogs - WGFD. I believe Dani's brother ended up telling her what it meant and she was so horrified she ended up not getting the puppy.

It's not quite as prolonged and gross as I remember, but it was a side of Gosney I'd never seen before.

Maybe this was when he started realizing lawtube and Nick were bad influences.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

From what I have pieced together rof his schedule, he takes his kids to activities 45 minutes away that run from early afternoon to 7 or 9 PM local, 3 days a week. There is also an early AM thing for thr oldest, and weekends woth church and religious classes.

Sorry if it’s been covered, but Kayla doesn’t drive at all?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- The internet is a 'nudge' and 'background effect' on people's life, and it has been affecting some IRL people in his life recently. The good people just ignore the rumours. He has lost 0 friends, over it, he wants to be clear.

This is Nick speak for the Church Goers that have denounced me were never my friends to begin with.

Most Christians make marriage a 'death contract' that conservatives want them to be where you NEVER have fun...

Nick really hates his wife, doesn't he? Marriage is fun, but sex is not the be-all end-all of marriage. I don't need to strap fifty dongs to my body in increasingly confusing and improbable manners to get off so maybe I just don't "understand" Nick.

- He said he likes to go out with his wife and they go out, and he has a 'naturally flirty' manner to talk and buys people's drinks when he gets one for him and his wife. He likes to ingratiate himself during social situations. That leads to 'signals' from others that he ignored or turns down. He COULD take people home, but he DOESN'T. He sees nothing wrong with this because he is not TRYING to pick people up, and the fact that it happens all the time is not bad. People have made a mountain out of a mole hill and it is not morally inconsistent with his previous stated morals.

Nick just needs to admit he and Kayla both get off on the attention and enjoy being assholes that lead people on.

- He takes blame for talking about 'risqué' things he and his wife have done to fuel the speculations, but he says it is blown out of proprtion. Religion says you can do party things and take Jello body shots, then have to get married and stop having fun and act totally different. He and his wife acted one way in uni that they could not with children, but now with older kids they can do some of it.

Nick had sex with his wife "monogamously" in a stinky shower room at a swinger's resort called Hedonism II where other people could watch and where he could watch other people. That's fucking weird and all religions are right to condemn such behavior.

No chirping robot, I am sad now.

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick just needs to admit he and Kayla both get off on the attention and enjoy being assholes that lead people on.

Nick, and probably Kayla, have serious insecurity issues that seem to affect all of their sexual decision-making. It's very telling that Nick considers this whole bit to be "cool guy" behavior instead of the deranged antics of an attention-seeking narcissist desperate to confirm he's still "got it."

On a related note, Nick seems to have severe body image issues and seems to be deliberately starving himself to be as thin as possible. If you were unfortunate enough to listen to his commentary concerning his motives on going to Exhibition Week at Hedo II, it in part seemed to be to confirm that people had "normal" bodies just like himself. Nick really needs therapy, but I doubt he will go for it, since he's the type to resist any introspection and hates being told what to do.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick, and probably Kayla, have serious insecurity issues that seem to affect all of their sexual decision-making. It's very telling that Nick considers this whole bit to be "cool guy" behavior instead of the deranged antics of an attention-seeking narcissist desperate to confirm he's still "got it."

Many of his problems seem to start with his Locals.

Instead of doing the adult thing, treat it as a job (with an audience he likes and are part of it) and stream trials, Nick seems to be more focused on “having fun with his locals”.

And sorry, running a locals filled with wine moms and pervy weirdo’s wasn’t the genius move Nick seems to think it was.

It’s baffling to see him so focused on “having fun” and trying to make friends with a bunch of internet strangers.

And of course, his wife seemed only too eager to follow him down this retarded path, and gush about underwear and what a kinky, sexy gal’ she is with absolute strangers.

 

[Not Who You Think]

To me it seems like Nick and Kayla want to act the same way that they did in uni and they never made the transition to 'adult' life mindset. This manifests as Nick saying that Christian conservatives want you to never have 'fun' in a marriage and turn it into a sexless and joyless thing. His advocacy for (monogomaous) degeneracy and desire to 'de-stigmatise' is puerile rebellion against repressive expectations.

Nick really needs to stop caring so much about what Christian conservatives do in the bedroom. They certainly wouldn't invite Nick into their bedroom to begin with, so there's no way he could know, and projecting the marital problems of a few Christian conservatives onto the whole lot of them is silly. If that's his approach, then he should do the same for the heartache and abuse that can manifest in the sexually liberated couple/throuple/swinger/whatevers.

This just sounds like Nick projecting his own sexual frustrations while trying to keep the whole "I love my wife and she's a total smokeshow for me" façade going. We get it Nick. Kayla alone isn't enough for you and never will be.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I believe Dani's brother ended up telling her what it meant and she was so horrified she ended up not getting the puppy.

I thought she still got the puppy becuase it was supposed to be a cheer-up gift from her husband for losing he AG election?

If true, crimes against puppers shall not (ans should not) ever be forgiven!

Sorry if it’s been covered, but Kayla doesn’t drive at all?

Supposedly she does, but that comes from Nick.

I cannot comment on how much she drives versus Nick, but when he talks about, 'I have to drive munchkin X to an activity, soz for being late', or, 'I was running my kids around all day today', I can often link it with pretty high confidence to the type and schedule of the regular activity. For some, I have duration and location.

No chirping robot, I am sad now.

As am I, almost as dissapointed if Nick screwed a pupper out of an adoption by Dani.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Outside of the Hedonism II stuff and their weird "fake swinger" thing, I'll be honest, Nick actually using the balldo doesn't bother me. It's the least offensive thing he's done. Between a married couple, and behind closed doors (key phrase), a man and his wife can be as degenerate as your heart's desire. As a Christian, I have literally no reservations about a married couple using such a toy (or any sex toy for that manner) and I wouldn't hold it against them from a religious aspect and if they're Christians, I see no sin in having whatever fun you want to have with your wife. However, keep that stuff in the bedroom and between you and your spouse. The world doesn't need to know about it.

Nick's issue is keeping that shit behind closed doors. We don't need to know that. The initial meme around the balldo was funny as it was more of a "point and laugh at it" and then it became a whole thing he aired out in front of his audience. In my eyes, using the balldo doesn't make Nick a degenerate, but telling the world he did and wanted to write a review of it, does.

 

[Pelican Bones]

A lot of people in here trying to square the circle with Nick. "Nick said something in the past, then he said something completely different later, how can we connect the dots to find out what the truth is?" It's simple. Nick is a liar. A constant and adamant liar. Even more, he's a (non-practicing) lawyer, so he is a professionally trained liar.

The "monogamous" shit is a lie. He obviously has some weird definition he's using to make non-monogamous into monogamous.

The body image shit was lie later to after-the-fact justify why he went to a nude beach.

The "we were just watching" shit was a lie after he got outed over Hedo.

It's not complicated. He's just lying.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble barely eked out YT($125). It is hard to understand how the Rittenhouse show got less than half the maddox show. At the same time i am surprised how few superchats came in considering how vocal the 'member berries people in chat were. Maybe they spent all their money on Dax already.

Nick said one thing. Nick again reaffirms he loves his wife the most while continuing to follow prostitutes on instagram.

RekietaLaw

@patrick_T I wish. my wife likes grey hair. Why would I dye it?

00:47:44 -0600 CST

This superchat feels like it appllies to a non-practicing lawyer as well.

c00f

"Maddox also has zero credibility. Every thing he says is a bald-aids lie, and if he's not lyin' he's implyin'"

$2

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Outside of the Hedonism II stuff and their weird "fake swinger" thing, I'll be honest, Nick actually using the balldo doesn't bother me. It's the least offensive thing he's done. Between a married couple, and behind closed doors (key phrase), a man and his wife can be as degenerate as your heart's desire. As a Christian, I have literally no reservations about a married couple using such a toy (or any sex toy for that manner) and I wouldn't hold it against them from a religious aspect and if they're Christians, I see no sin in having whatever fun you want to have with your wife. However, keep that stuff in the bedroom and between you and your spouse. The world doesn't need to know about it.

Nick's issue is keeping that shit behind closed doors. We don't need to know that. The initial meme around the balldo was funny as it was more of a "point and laugh at it" and then it became a whole thing he aired out in front of his audience.

Nick's crusade to liberate Christian Conservatives from sexless and joyless marriages is a strange one. It may be a genuine problem, but it is not one that many people have asked to be solved. There may very well be frigid marriages out there, but why does Nick need to be the one to de-stigmatise talk about the issue so it can be resolved? Why did Nick pick this cause?

My theory is that Nick himself was in a boring marriage. He blamed his upbringing (Remember the seethe that his parents never talked to him about their sex lives?) for the dullness in the bedroom, and the way he 'fixed' his marriage was to indulge in wild forms of intercourse and pleasure, so now Nick myopically thinks that this is the way to save traditional marriage.

An alternative take is that Nick's marriage is STILL flagging, amd he needs to constantly up the ante to keep one or both of then satisfied. Nick is treating sex like a drug to keep them both hooked into the marriage, and he is chasing the high while deny that there are any issues.

Edit:

@Potatoherder Rittenhouse got less SC becuase Nick has conditioned his audience to pay him on LOCALS rather than YT for his attention.

He ACTIVELY told people to stop using YT, and sign up for LOCALS to only pay 5 a month for his attention.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Sorry if it’s been covered, but Kayla doesn’t drive at all?

Supposedly she does, but that comes from Nick.

I cannot comment on how much she drives versus Nick,

There's nothing concrete other than what Himedall may have documented.

There's one theory that she is either unable or hesitant to drive because of her mental issues and pill cocktail.

There's a second theory that she deliberately leans on Nick to drive the children around the next day in an obviously failed attempt to get him to curb his alcohol and drug intake the night before to avoid DUIs.

 

[elb]

I thought she still got the puppy becuase it was supposed to be a cheer-up gift from her husband for losing he AG election?

She claimed to have not gotten the puppy because of it but I also heard her reference a new puppy on another panel maybe that same day if not shortly after, so who knows

 

[Strix454]

This just sounds like Nick projecting his own sexual frustrations while trying to keep the whole "I love my wife and she's a total smokeshow for me" façade going. We get it Nick. Kayla alone isn't enough for you and never will be.

What Nick has always seemed to want is public and conservative christian acceptance of him being a porn obsessed degenerate. It was never about him having the freedom to do whatever with his wife in private. It was never about improving the marriages of others. It was about having the world accept whatever he was doing and him having some sort of right to talk in public about it.

He has made himself clear on the subject. His parents disappointed him by not sharing details of the bedroom with him. He sees onlyfans as being a wonderful career choice for any woman who isn't his daughter. He wanted his locals to be a place where his fans shared their nudes with him while he could share "fun" pictures of him and wife with bottles in their asses.

What Nick wants more than anything is acceptance of what he does by Christian conservatives. He wants to be a Dax style degenerate and still be accepted as a good christian by Christian conservatives. And that is what creates alot of the problems.

 

[FedPostalService]

Rumble barely eked out YT($125).

I’m late and gay on this one but this reminds me of Nick coping and seething that he didn’t want people’s money, wanted to take money from a company.

1. That’s called a job and Nick has shown himself as too entitled to keep one and 2. For that to happen Rumble would have to be more reliant on mainstream advertisers who in return will not want to pay money to an old drunk who screams all the gamer words.

We are watching a tragedy unfold of Shakespearean proportions.

 

[Lord of Kiwis]

The thing that dropped me off the Rekieta train is his weird “I’m a Christian” while he acts like the biggest degenerate in the world. Setting aside the sex crap, Christian’s aren’t supposed to be getting insanely drunk every single night, let alone ever. A drink or two is fine, but being a drunk is expressly warned against. As for the sex talk, whether you’re married or not, Balldo engages in some crazy degeneracy that I’m fairly confident would not fly with what is outlined.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Nick's crusade to liberate Christian Conservatives from sexless and joyless marriages is a strange one. It may be a genuine problem, but it is not one that many people have asked to be solved. There may very well be frigid marriages out there, but why does Nick need to be the one to de-stigmatise talk about the issue so it can be resolved? Why did Nick pick this cause?

My theory is that Nick himself was in a boring marriage.

I think Nick is trying to rationalize his obsessions with sex. Hedonism II? Instagram thots? The weird sex dungeon thing he wanted to build? The trashy AirBnB in Nashville? I seriously doubt his claim that he doesn't use OnlyFans. He's trying to rationalize that this stuff is okay.

I actually agree with him that Christian Conservatives need to de-stigmatize sex. I was raised that sex is to be done missionary style, in the dark, only for procreation, despite the Bible explicitly saying otherwise. My pastor actually has an excellent series on Song of Solomon, that sex is a gift from God and one to be celebrated between a husband and wife and it's expected that we're to get freaky with our wives. My parents and grandparents generation treated sex as some sort of means to an end of producing off-spring. So how do we de-stigmatize it? Obviously it starts with being comfortable talking about it.

So, Nick isn't technically wrong, he just takes an extreme position of it.