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Tranny gets called a faggot because he is a man playing on a women's esport team instead of playing on a men's team.
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Surely there’s nothing more feminine than “putting your entire life” into gettin’ gut at CS GO, lmao!


This is why we need to bring back public shaming and ridicule where it is deserved.
Amen!

Public shaming and ridicule, and an occasional beating to the neighborhood weirdo who couldn’t take a hint about not exposing themselves, used to be how we kept degeneracy in check.

A decade or two “don’t kink shame!” And “as long as they’re not hurting anybody” led to such a disastrous slide in public norms and morals, that rapists get put in women’s prisons, but the official outrage is saved for the wrong thinker who refuses to ma’am an obvious man.

The posts by these mutilated freaks begging for medical advice always amuse me, thanks to their brainless choice of source. It's akin to people consulting an African shaman for AIDS treatment, who then recommends fucking a virgin as a "cleansing measure."

The road to pooner-STP-nirvana is littered with chronic UI infections, third and fourth revisions, leakage and fistulas, and it’s all out in the open to read.

How any of these crazy broads would think that it’s a good idea to permanently f with something as sensitive and complicated as the urinary tract is frankly beyond me.

Even just the most basic review of what the urinary system looks like in men and women, and why it’s different, should make it blatantly obvious why it’s a terrible idea to permanently fuck it, by rerouting it through a flesh tube.
 
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Yes, the train is delayed because the universe has it out for you personally, and train tracks never get flooded in other countries, you whiny little bitch.
If you book a disabled seat and are actually disabled, you can request platform assistance and they'll get you to your seat, moving people if needs be. This is quite a normal thing to do, not 100% reliable. Basically if he was actually disabled he'd have a seat regardless of how busy the train.

Its probably that busy cos we mostly run train cancellation services, you have to run the odd one to catch non-locals who think there's actually a train service out then you have about 5 trains worth of people on one train.

I strongly suspect Jess O'Thomson is based in That London and doesn't venture out to the provinces very often cos its the only place in the country where the public transport isn't abysmal (though in that case I don't see why he is on a train heading to Stockport, West Coast Mainline will take you straight to the centre of Manchester). But yeah, its obviously them being cursed and not business as usual.
 
If you book a disabled seat and are actually disabled, you can request platform assistance and they'll get you to your seat, moving people if needs be. This is quite a normal thing to do, not 100% reliable. Basically if he was actually disabled he'd have a seat regardless of how busy the train.

Its probably that busy cos we mostly run train cancellation services, you have to run the odd one to catch non-locals who think there's actually a train service out then you have about 5 trains worth of people on one train.

I strongly suspect Jess O'Thomson is based in That London and doesn't venture out to the provinces very often cos its the only place in the country where the public transport isn't abysmal (though in that case I don't see why he is on a train heading to Stockport, West Coast Mainline will take you straight to the centre of Manchester). But yeah, its obviously them being cursed and not business as usual.
I was thinking this too. When working with elderly/disabled people who used wheelchairs we would have to call ahead to places and let them know we would need assistance. We were given very clear instructions on how to find the help, and generally weren’t apart from the help. Alternatively, we would travel at less busy times, so we weren’t inconveniencing as many people. This included the occasional trip into London, which had to be carefully planned.

I get travel shouldn’t be this hard when you have needs, but you should also be prepared because of these needs!

People like this make me mad. It’s like turning up to a restaurant when you know you have 7 serious allergies, how dare the world not turn for you!

As far as I’m aware there’s also train strikes in a lot of places lol. Better make some angry posts on the interwebs.
 
Tranny gets called a faggot because he is a man playing on a women's esport team instead of playing on a men's team.
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>”the problem is I’m ugly and trans. Like genuinely what do people want me to do?”

Stop being ugly and trans.
I would give the tranny league at least 12 hours until it implodes due to infighting, the likes of which the world has never seen.
Wasn’t there already a tranny league for another sport that immediately got canned because nobody wanted to join?
 
Wasn’t there already a tranny league for another sport that immediately got canned because nobody wanted to join?
Haven't heard of this, the only woman-adjacent esports controversies that immediately springs to mind are Vaevictis and Team Siren, but both teams are True and Honest women. Oh and of course, the fake Overwatch gamer woman Ellie who was actually a man.
 
>"I am experiencing a serious complication where the mere act of simple urination is unbearably painful."
>"DRINK MOAR WATER..."
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The posts by these mutilated freaks begging for medical advice always amuse me, thanks to their brainless choice of source. It's akin to people consulting an African shaman for AIDS treatment, who then recommends fucking a virgin as a "cleansing measure."

Forget consulting real, non-pozzed doctors/shrinks, or even the wayward "doctors" they use (we Kiwis know their "doctors" are nothing more than quackish butchers). Forget WebMD, MedlinePlus, and NIH too. Nay, these heckin' valid wimminz and doods consult with the finest source of medical guidance there is to be had on planet earth in the year of Our Lord 2023...FUCKING REDDIT. This pooner is looking at her broken body (that she knows nothing about) the way a child frustratingly holds up a defective toy to a parent, hoping they can fix it. Only in this case, the "toy" is her genitalia and the "parent" is a cavalcade of fellow broken-bodied Reddit troons who offer erroneous tips spawned by their own poor understanding of their own anatomy. It's a woeful, yet hilarious iteration of the blind leading the blind, and I'd have a lot more pity if I didn't consider troons so fucking reprehensible. But they only have themselves to blame for that.
Because consulting an actual doctor might get them dangerously close to wrongthink, or even worse, being told no.
 
Haven't heard of this, the only woman-adjacent esports controversies that immediately springs to mind are Vaevictis and Team Siren, but both teams are True and Honest women. Oh and of course, the fake Overwatch gamer woman Ellie who was actually a man.
I went and looked it up, it was swimming:
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The major red flag here is the toaster oven. Having a toaster oven is absolutely fine and normal, but something about this guy makes me think the "something" was a hot pocket coming out of the dirtiest toaster oven from the 1990s in a kitchen full of cat hair.
 
This is why we need to bring back public shaming and ridicule where it is deserved. Ever since society effectively outlawed shame

Public shaming and ridicule, and an occasional beating to the neighborhood weirdo who couldn’t take a hint about not exposing themselves, used to be how we kept degeneracy in check… the official outrage is saved for the wrong thinker who refuses to ma’am an obvious man.

Bingo. We still merrily shame people, but we have different targets and call it cancellation. But as Jon Robson argued, we no longer have the other traditional element of a shaming society - a path for apology, rectification and reintegration. Worst of both worlds.

But I slightly query the idea of official outrage. While the groupthink at elite levels certainly endorses the rejection of reality, there are other elite factions which dispute this.* Couple this with the revolt of the masses and skepticism of elites, and we seem to be in a more fluid moment. The average person’s visceral concern with more exposure to the, uh, more extreme truth claims by enormous men with erections plays a large role. Another is that a society has the leisure for a culture war if other political issues are less contentious. With young people more likely to skew socialist and economic uncertainty, the battleground could well shift back to economics and drop virtue signalling way back down the priorities.

* I am skeptical of assertions of elite opinion as they can gloss over genuine intra-elite splits. Some of that might be genuinely ideological, but some will also be a way to carve out a rival power centre. Either way, competition within elites is real. That is not to deny the overall trend that has put us in our current plight and indeed brought me to the Farms for some relief, though. But it means that as elites struggle for control over people who are more truculent, a counter-reaction could seize the upper hand.


If you book a disabled seat and are actually disabled,

Two assumptions that almost certainly don’t apply to our poor struggling tribune of the people. One requires forethought, and the other something more tangible than ADHD, anxiety and CPTSD from being a little bitch. But I live to be surprised if the journalist actually is legit on that point.
 
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So my native language is very gendered, so talking in firsts person also is gendered.

I don’t know on what basis, but my phone always corrects me to female form. Like yeah I could write stuff correctly, but I can’t be bothered to always write special letters like ą, ć, ż, etc.

It’s annoying, I don’t catch it every time so I just straight up misgender myself when writing to people. For example I wrote to one of my professors that I’m going to be absent and didn’t catch that I misgendered myself until now. I wouldn’t mind it that much if not for the fact that she’s already acting weird about the topic of my gender, mainly refusing to call me sir when checking attendance, which really sticks out as I’m the only one she does that for.

It’s annoying as fuck.
 
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So my native language is very gendered, so talking in firsts person also is gendered.

I don’t know on what basis, but my phone always corrects me to female form. Like yeah I could write stuff correctly, but I can’t be bothered to always write special letters like ą, ć, ż, etc.

It’s annoying, I don’t catch it every time so I just straight up misgender myself when writing to people. For example I wrote to one of my professors that I’m going to be absent and didn’t catch that I misgendered myself until now. I wouldn’t mind it that much if not for the fact that she’s already acting weird about the topic of my gender, mainly refusing to call me sir when checking attendance, which really sticks out as I’m the only one she does that for.

It’s annoying as fuck.
Poor Polish pooner. Like she stated, our language is very gendered, so she has to constantly think about what she says to make sure that she's using the correct pronouns for herself :story:
 
Poor Polish pooner. Like she stated, our language is very gendered, so she has to constantly think about what she says to make sure that she's using the correct pronouns for herself :story:
Lmao!

Indeed. In Polish for example, something simple as “I understand” is written/said differently depending on whether you are a man or a woman.

Good defense against troons? Poland is pretty based after all.
 
Lmao!

Indeed. In Polish for example, something simple as “I understand” is written/said differently depending on whether you are a man or a woman.

Good defense against troons? Poland is pretty based after all.
Not an expert, but isn't "Rozumiem" same for both sexes?
 
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Lmao!

Indeed. In Polish for example, something simple as “I understand” is written/said differently depending on whether you are a man or a woman.

Good defense against troons? Poland is pretty based after all.
Interesting. In Russian, it's only different if said in past tense: "Ya panimayoo" = "I understand" vs. "Ya panyal/Ya panyala" = "I understood" said in masculine vs feminine conjugation.

(Written phonetically because I don't have a Cyrillic keyboard and my Cyrillic sucks anyway)
 
Interesting. In Russian, it's only different if said in past tense: "Ya panimayoo" = "I understand" vs. "Ya panyal/Ya panyala" = "I understood" said in masculine vs feminine conjugation.

(Written phonetically because I don't have a Cyrillic keyboard and my Cyrillic sucks anyway)
Same in Polish and probably the majority of slavic languages
 
Interesting. In Russian, it's only different if said in past tense: "Ya panimayoo" = "I understand" vs. "Ya panyal/Ya panyala" = "I understood" said in masculine vs feminine conjugation.

(Written phonetically because I don't have a Cyrillic keyboard and my Cyrillic sucks anyway)
Ya it’s the same in Polish, should have been more specific.

Ya rozumialem

Ya rozumialam.

(Sorry, my Polish spending is atrocious)
 
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