Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He did not build his show on trials
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He built his show off of non-live coverage of Dick X Maddox and the Vic trials, then he grew his channel massively with the Rittenhouse and Depp trials. In fact, if you really look at it, he has only ever been successful when he was covering a trial and in the wake after said trials.
So it’s factually incorrect for him to say he did not build it on trials, trails have always been his only compelling content
 
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The_Stolas said:
The thing I don't get is why is he bothering with keeping up "monogamous normal guy" act. He has clearly lost the christian conservative audience that gave a damn. We are WAY past the Rubicon of publicly sledgehammering away at the decorum of a "proper relationship". Why does he feel the need to express the position that he is not a perverted fuck?
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Strix454 said:
My guess is its for the wife. He has keep the wife gaslight that everything is still normal and that they are a good christian family no matter how batshit crazy its all become.
Its not for the audience. Its not for friends because I don't think he has any aside from Drexel. Its certainly not for him because it wouldn't matter to him at all.
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Nah. I think Nick gave it away in his recent Locals copesplaining session. It seems to be about his local community and probably relates to his ranting about Scandinavians and how his church group doesn't understand him. He does not want anyone local finding a video where he flat out admits that they are swingers.

Right at the start of this video:

- The Internet cannot "control" your life, but it can "nudge it".
- For Nick, "the past 9 months have been this rollercoaster of nudging in one direction or another with various people in my real life."
- Nick then goes into his story he has riffed on a bit about being pressed by someone local to him, where somebody asks "Wait, what about this?" and then "you go, 'You know me. Is that real? Do you honestly think I have time for this, do you honestly think I do this?' And most of them, 'No, obviously'. And I have lost - I want to be very clear - I've lost zero friends, I've had zero, like, disconnections or distancings from the Internet...."


The "Do you honestly think I have time for this?" is the giveaway. This used to be his go-to line for why he couldn't a swinger before he wanted to start bragging on stream about how all the people and every bar he goes to wants to fuck him. The "Do you honestly think I have time for this?" defense has been dropped no longer makes any sense because he now already admits going to bars and flirting with people who are not his wife. At that point, "swinging" does not take any more time than "not swinging".

I don't want to bother going back looking for a clip of him saying this, but I specifically remembered that Ethan Ralph's son's grandfather used an extremely similar response to being accused of swinging.
Balldo's Gate said:
Wait is it right that on Vickers' stream he used the patented Nick Rekieta "Do you think I have the fucking time to be a swinger? I'm way too busy" defense????

Literally the exact same excuse that Rekieta uses ALL THE FUCKING TIME???????
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Retink Retunk said:
And in other news, Diddler Dax and Flaggot turn around and start shitting on Nick the first chance they get as everyone saw coming. Don't make friends with Flaggots.
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Imagine being such a fucking retard you think "stop eating" while being a terminal alcoholic is a good idea. That's literally how alcoholics die.

Imagine a fat fuck like PPP being able to give health advice and be right.
 
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elb said:
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Sean's good people, I hope he doesn't succumb to streamer brain like so many do.
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Is it just me or does he have that weird Maddox look now where he looks like he's about to cry at any time?
 
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I just got done watching the Dec 4th segment of the KC in full.

I really wish PPP would do the Casino solo, or with a cohost that's not Andy. PPP makes solid points about Nick's alcoholism, and then Andy is there to tard shit up. It really brings down the quality of the show.

"D-d-did you know Rekieta c-c-crashed a sports car?"

You're a little behind there, Andy
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
The "Do you honestly think I have time for this?" is the giveaway. This used to be his go-to line for why he couldn't a swinger before he wanted to start bragging on stream about how all the people and every bar he goes to wants to fuck him. The "Do you honestly think I have time for this?" defense has been dropped no longer makes any sense because he now already admits going to bars and flirting with people who are not his wife. At that point, "swinging" does not take any more time than "not swinging".
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The cope of not having time also makes it sound like he’d totally be into it if only he wasn’t so busy driving these damn kids around & streaming to a bunch of stupid ingrates.
 
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Anticipointment said:
The cope of not having time also makes it sound like he’d totally be into it if only he wasn’t so busy driving these damn kids around & streaming to a bunch of stupid ingrates.
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If you believe this idiot and his Balldosplaining, he literally spends every waking moment driving around kids (who he hates) and he'd otherwise be a fantastic person. He's totally living in a destroyed life, with a wife whose body is completely destroyed, according to him, because of his choice to pound her full of five children, but he is completely opposed to abortion, even though he loves the most disgusting, hedonistic sex imaginable.

He openly claims to be "pro-life," and says he supports total abortion bans in all states.

You're ten years old and you got raped by your dad? Give birth to that rape baby, whore.
You have an ectopic pregnancy, you'll automatically die along with the embryo? Die, whore.
You have a completely incompatiible with life pregnancy, like an anencephalic infant with zero chance of survival? Die, whore.

Very lolbert. This is Nick. What a faggot. He should kill himself.
 
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thebigdream said:
I don't want to shit up the thread by starting a gay debate about Rome, but your view on Roman sexuality doesn't match the historical record, they were far more sexually open than the modern West. As Rackets would say, I'm just telling you this as a friend, I don't want you to take down your comment, I want you to make a million bucks.
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Juvenal might disagree, but I love you brother.
 
thebigdream said:
I don't want to shit up the thread by starting a gay debate about Rome, but your view on Roman sexuality doesn't match the historical record, they were far more sexually open than the modern West.
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I believe Martial and Catullus had significantly more judgmental opinions.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Nah. I think Nick gave it away in his recent Locals copesplaining session. It seems to be about his local community and probably relates to his ranting about Scandinavians and how his church group doesn't understand him. He does not want anyone local finding a video where he flat out admits that they are swingers.

Right at the start of this video:

- The Internet cannot "control" your life, but it can "nudge it".
- For Nick, "the past 9 months have been this rollercoaster of nudging in one direction or another with various people in my real life."
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All he had to do was stop reading the Farms. It's really that simple. For a "comedian", he doesn't seem to really have the broad appreciation of humor he thinks he does. I would wager most in this thread are just roasting him for fun. Do you think I honestly give a fuck what him and his wife are doing in the bedroom? Does any of it fucking matter?

Locals was the worst "business" decision he made, for a plethora of reasons, but the main being he can't tolerate unfiltered criticism to his face. He keeps mentioning "friends" and other people like they are supposed to be some kind of reference for his behavior online. If he really wants to separate his offline and online reality, he could've done that at any time. Just stop playing the victim and actually do it. But no, he's too concerned about points he'll score on some imaginary character clout leader board... so here's to another 303 pages, Nick, you faggot.
 
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Chibitzen said:
All he had to do was stop reading the Farms. It's really that simple. For a "comedian", he doesn't seem to really have the broad appreciation of humor he thinks he does. I would wager most in this thread are just roasting him for fun. Do you think I honestly give a fuck what him and his wife are doing in the bedroom? Does any of it fucking matter?

Locals was the worst "business" decision he made, for a plethora of reasons, but the main being he can't tolerate unfiltered criticism to his face. He keeps mentioning "friends" and other people like they are supposed to be some kind of reference for his behavior online. If he really wants to separate his offline and online reality, he could've done that at any time. Just stop playing the victim and actually do it. But no, he's too concerned about points he'll score on some imaginary character clout leader board... so here's to another 303 pages, Nick, you faggot.
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All of his problems stemmed from just "couldn't be me". Turns out it do be like that. :story:
 
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