Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

If you're going to start a diet you shouldn't put it off. Saying "I'll start my diet AFTER I've had one last unhealthy meal" means you'll always be drawn to quit. It's something I've fallen into myself. And to make matters worse he's chosen to eat the worst, most processed slop he could possibly eat. Never change, Jack.

I failed quitting smoking every time I set a specific date. It barely ever lasted more than a day. The one time I finally just decided "I'm never smoking a cigarette again" it stuck. Of course this took a couple months of nicotine gum, nicotine lollipops (those were nice before they were outlawed) and nicotine patches, then another solid month of tapering off.

It was so vile and unpleasant I'm horrified by the very idea of smoking tobacco again because it would mean having to quit it again.

That said, that's really what you have to do to quit doing something. Just don't do it any more. It sounds simple, but it's the only way. If you "can't," what that really means is you won't.

 

[make_it_so]

He went to a Loredos Tacos inside a 7/11. Fucker got gas station food , and not just any gas station food, he got end of the day, dry, heat lamp warmed Mexican gas station food. Gross.

He STILL gave it a B- though.

"Meat 'Gud." That's what 99% of JOTG reviews boil down to.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I failed quitting smoking every time I set a specific date. It barely ever lasted more than a day. The one time I finally just decided "I'm never smoking a cigarette again" it stuck. Of course this took a couple months of nicotine gum, nicotine lollipops (those were nice before they were outlawed) and nicotine patches, then another solid month of tapering off.

It was so vile and unpleasant I'm horrified by the very idea of smoking tobacco again because it would mean having to quit it again.

That said, that's really what you have to do to quit doing something. Just don't do it any more. It sounds simple, but it's the only way. If you "can't," what that really means is you won't.

Nah dude. You're getting into morals and shit here. We all have vices.

Jack Scalfani is a lolcow because he's Jack. He's fucking retarded.

 

[Dustlord]

He talks about his upcoming carnivore diet, whatever.
He's going to Universal Florida with some special VIP 'meetup' package that includes food and 10 kinds of butterbeer. Where do they get the money?
He's excited to try the green eggs and ham at the Dr Suess land, because he is 10 years old and green food coloring makes food taste better.
His next video is 'deer balls' with that woman protege of his.

I'm not a doctor, but I've always heard that large amounts of red meat are something to specifically avoid when you have heart trouble.

 

[Bassomatic]

One thing that hasn't been covered about piggos last meal for 8 solo run, was he blamed it being late for why the food was bad. Yes I know it was a gas station. But that's why you don't eat that crap!

Any place worth it's salt, hell most fast food comes fresh and will either take off menu if out or remake.

There's really no excuse for rice and refried to be out all day. Restaurants throw out insane amounts of food just to keep quality top notch.

Rice and beans are also insanely cheap and normally how restaurants make profits.

He really doesn't care as long as portions are big. We all know he ate both of them too the fat faggot he is.

 

[Tiresome]

If you're going to start a diet you shouldn't put it off. Saying "I'll start my diet AFTER I've had one last unhealthy meal" means you'll always be drawn to quit.

This is excellent advice. Willpower is fueled by immediate action, no matter how hard it is.

 

[p1138]

By the way folks, Jack that vile cunt took that Carnivore 2024 is going to change everything video down ..

No he didn't, it's on the livestream tab.

 

[Bogdandoff]

Is Jack retired? How can he pay his mortgage in California?

 

[p1138]

Is Jack retired? How can he pay his mortgage in California?

He's been in Tennessee for years and his wife does some financial consultant bullshit, while claiming they also do some graphic design work(likely for their mega church) having sold their CA house and bought their initial TN house with money leftover, and then recently downgraded their TN house again after the last stroke put Fatty in a nursing home for a bit. They also live with Jr and his wife, and Jr works at a gas station or some shit while Tammy is likely committing a bunch of tax fraud while Fatty himself is on disability.

 

[beautiful person]

By the way folks, Jack that vile cunt took that Carnivore 2024 is going to change everything video down ..

No he didn't, it's on the livestream tab.

Downloaded for archive anyway, because this kinda shit makes me panic.

Archive everything, people!
Plz excuse my autism

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nah dude. You're getting into morals and shit here. We all have vices.

Jack Scalfani is a lolcow because he's Jack. He's fucking retarded.

Exactly. If Jack was a decent guy like Rob nobody would give a shit that he's obese and he wouldn't be a cow.

Instead he's a strokebrained retard and nasty asshole with a repulsive hick wife.

 

[Jerry Mouse]

"Meat 'Gud." That's what 99% of JOTG reviews boil down to.

His insatiable meat appetite is really something. It's the only thing his dim mind is capable of 99% of the time (1% reserved for youtube and tax writeoffs). It must be a colony of worms that has set up shop somewhere. If the colony doesn't get at least 4 liters of meat a day they writher and contort within Jack, causing great agony. Tammy Jr must have been horrified the first time seeing his stomach broil and protrude after a minimal meat intake day. Movement similar to that of an 8 month pregnant woman's stomach. Except it isn't the playful kicks/rolls of a 7 pound innocent baby, it's the torturous stirring of cursed animal life.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I say this a lot, but I would not ever want to be the mortician that conducts the autopsy. On him, Nicocado, Amberlynn, etc. Severe PTSD from slicing them open and seeing how corrupted their organs are.

 

[Glowie]

He talks about his upcoming carnivore diet, whatever.
He's going to Universal Florida with some special VIP 'meetup' package that includes food and 10 kinds of butterbeer. Where do they get the money?
He's excited to try the green eggs and ham at the Dr Suess land, because he is 10 years old and green food coloring makes food taste better.
His next video is 'deer balls' with that woman protege of his.

On fifth day of Christmas my internet gave to me, five jolly strokes

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pretty sure he said “UNedible”, also he said “expresso machines”. The guy’s a tard.

Of course he's a tard. And I tend not to listen too much to him because he has one of those voices and way's of speaking that bothers me to no end.

If you're going to start a diet you shouldn't put it off. Saying "I'll start my diet AFTER I've had one last unhealthy meal" means you'll always be drawn to quit. It's something I've fallen into myself. And to make matters worse he's chosen to eat the worst, most processed slop he could possibly eat. Never change, Jack.

And these fat fucks don't want to give up on the Christmas foods, parties and spreads that some people put out. It's a classic sign of somebody with no willpower. When you start a diet you start NOW. And if it's the holiday? Too bad. Enjoy what you can. Besides he's not supposed to eat carbs on this diet which means his plate for Christmas is going to be meat, meat and more meat.

Downloaded for archive anyway, because this kinda shit makes me panic.
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Archive everything, people!

I love how a minute and a half in he needs to say, "I'm not making claims. I'm just repeating what others have said". Which is fine but Jagoff Scalfatty bases his entire belief structure on what others say.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

He's been in Tennessee for years and his wife does some financial consultant bullshit, while claiming they also do some graphic design work(likely for their mega church) having sold their CA house and bought their initial TN house with money leftover, and then recently downgraded their TN house again after the last stroke put Fatty in a nursing home for a bit. They also live with Jr and his wife, and Jr works at a gas station or some shit while Tammy is likely committing a bunch of tax fraud while Fatty himself is on disability.

Didn't the original TN McMansion also appreciate enough to make them a decent amount of bank?

 

[p1138]

Didn't the original TN McMansion also appreciate enough to make them a decent amount of bank?

Yes, hence "downgrading" the house. Current home value up, sell, buy cheaper house . They did that on their move to TN, and their new place in TN.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He's been in Tennessee for years and his wife does some financial consultant bullshit, while claiming they also do some graphic design work(likely for their mega church) having sold their CA house and bought their initial TN house with money leftover, and then recently downgraded their TN house again after the last stroke put Fatty in a nursing home for a bit. They also live with Jr and his wife, and Jr works at a gas station or some shit while Tammy is likely committing a bunch of tax fraud while Fatty himself is on disability.

They never owned the CA house. It was owned by Jack’s stepdad, who sold it a few years after Jack moved to TN.

 

[p1138]

They never owned the CA house. It was owned by Jack’s stepdad, who sold it a few years after Jack moved to TN.

Who the hell funded the TN move then?

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

I say this a lot, but I would not ever want to be the mortician that conducts the autopsy. On him, Nicocado, Amberlynn, etc. Severe PTSD from slicing them open and seeing how corrupted their organs are.

shriveled up, black, and covered in cream-colored spots of hardened fat.