Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

I know we make fun of comicbook brain libtards a lot, but this tweet gives even Moviebob a run for his money. This is such a shizophrenic way to think.
The reason Russia invaded Ukraine wasn't in response to suspected NATO influence, but to distract Patrick. The reason Venezuela wants to annex Guyana's oilfields isn't for, you know, oil. It's to test Pat's resolve. Darth Desantis had his stormtroopers overthrow Florida and install a neonazi regime while thinking, "Heh heh heh, you are a worthy adversary, Mr. Tomlinson, but I believe this is 'check'." as he steepled his hands like Mr. Burns.

Woah, hold on, are you saying foreign leaders aren't creating world events by "patposting" though geopolitics?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

To me, this is an obvious sign that he's the vandal. It's like when people stage a hate crime in their house, but only trash things they can get insurance to replace. Somehow they never damage things of sentimental value.

Patrick didn't even do that. He just lightly defaced things that could be wiped clean.

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The irony of Fatrick, who spent his entire holiday tweeting, that a tweet saying get a life was designed for someone else.

There's also this interesting slip here where Pat claims that the people vandalizing his properly filmed themselves, when the event was supposedly caught on Pat's security camera.

 

[LGHDR+]

There's also this interesting slip here where Pat claims that the people vandalizing his properly filmed themselves, when the event was supposedly caught on Pat's security camera.

"No child, I did not inadvertently catch myself on my own security system while vandalizing my own property. I do not have the tits of a bitch. These are your delusions, stalker."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

What in the fuck is he talking about. Could he even name three continents? Two of them have the same name as the country he lives in!

North.. States.. South States, umm, and the one Paul goes to date kids...

 

[Oxyjen]

There's also this interesting slip here where Pat claims that the people vandalizing his properly filmed themselves, when the event was supposedly caught on Pat's security camera.

Agreeing that it’s most likely him, but … Why on earth did he release the clip from the CCTV system?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

 

[FinnSven]

Woah, hold on, are you saying foreign leaders aren't creating world events by "patposting" though geopolitics?

Yes OnA is secretly the world government.

There is a clue in the name, rather than Opie ‘n Anthony, it stands for Order New Associated.

Making a fat man angry on twitter is integral to keeping the various world powers balanced and the entire economic system functioning.
Not sure how, but it’s best not to question it.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Speaking of Ona, quick side character update:

Do you remember that Pat's main ballwasher Eric Hildeman finally left the Pat Extended Universe in shame after the Pests found out his sister is an actual prostitute?

Well they found her getting into fights with one of her regulars and man... I just could not stop laughing.



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I know only 2 things about Milwaukee:
1) Pat is officially the town's hottest hunk.
2) If you visit it you need a hazmat suit: it protects you from both the radiation that turns people into monsters and the 200 miles/hr african fart tornadoes.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Agreeing that it’s most likely him, but … Why on earth did he release the clip from the CCTV system?

I had typed out a long response to this in which I outlined the various ways that excessive adipose tissue creates physiological turmoil, including significantly impacting cognitive processes, but I think it can be summed up as follows: because he's a very, very fat retard.

 

[Maude Snew]

View attachment 5547778North.. States.. South States, umm, and the one Paul goes to date kids...

Only state he knows is state of inebriation.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Yes OnA is secretly the world government.

There is a clue in the name, rather than Opie ‘n Anthony, it stands for Order New Associated.

Making a fat man angry on twitter is integral to keeping the various world powers balanced and the entire economic system functioning.
Not sure how, but it’s best not to question it.

Didn’t that fat cunt who pretends she knows “cybersecurity” claim that ONA actually stands for Order of Nine Angels (or was it Angles)?
I’m mystified why anyone would give credence to somebody so obviously brain dead. I hope the people she’s screechingly accusing of being pests have the funds to fuck her up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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It's nice seeing the Frieza Force is back in action again.

Speaking of Ona, quick side character update:

Do you remember that Pat's main ballwasher Eric Hildeman finally left the Pat Extended Universe in shame after the Pests found out his sister is an actual prostitute?

Well they found her getting into fights with one of her regulars and man... I just could not stop laughing.
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I know only 2 things about Milwaukee:
1) Pat is officially the town's hottest hunk.
2) If you visit it you need a hazmat suit: it protects you from both the radiation that turns people into monsters and the 200 miles/hr african fart tornadoes.

I had to stifle my laughter in public after reading the post and seeing the image of the person. He makes Pat look like Schwarzenegger.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

Patrick was up at around 4:30 AM central time to paste Mr. Prongay.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Patrick was up at around 4:30 AM central time to paste Mr. Prongay.
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I feel I'm missing context but I also think this is part of a lolsuit if I'm right

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[Nod Flenders]

Patrick was up at around 4:30 AM central time to paste Mr. Prongay.
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Can Pat get more pathetic than this? No, no he can't. He's still fat.

 

[Maude Snew]

Didn’t that fat cunt who pretends she knows “cybersecurity” claim that ONA actually stands for Order of Nine Angels (or was it Angles)?
I’m mystified why anyone would give credence to somebody so obviously brain dead. I hope the people she’s screechingly accusing of being pests have the funds to fuck her up.

Diversity hire. She's fat, brown, and they heard she used to be a gay nigger. That's a lot of checkboxes.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[Procrastinhater]

The beacons are lit, Patrick calls for aid!
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Im not wearing a fucking beret for that fat fuckhead.

 

[AnOminous]

You learned how to "be a person" from "sneaking" Trek? "Good lord." - Patrick Stewart, "Get a life." - William Shatner.

There are very few reasons someone would need to "sneak" Trek. One of them would be your dad is a fag rodeo clown. Meaning instead of riding the bulls at the rodeo, he got ridden by the "bulls." The other would be you are the fag son of a fag rodeo clown. Or it could be both.

fat lumbering pat has never snuck anywhere. he couldn't sneak into his own backyard to vandalize his own property

Broken stealth mechanics.

Patrick was up at around 4:30 AM central time to paste Mr. Prongay.

I love how this lardass annoys the entire world and is so dumb he literally believes everyone who tells him he's an annoying retard is some guy named "Bobby Gayporn" because some equally retarded street shitter told him that.