"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Kaktus Kompot]

@Null, I wanted to ask, is it possible to have the gumroad episodes be reuploaded after a while (maybe half a year or so) to the minority of us who are cucked by the international payment processors and genuinely have no way to access them? (I'm not just being cheap, I swear.)

 

[Russian Bot #5361]

I used to have this sentiment. But then I saw the Shane Dawson do IVF and it changed me. Something about them picking and choose embryos was dystopian.

I do have to admit that the process of selecting an embryo/surrogate is somewhat dystopian in its face, however, the way I see it, we as humans constantly make these calculations subconsciously and consciously when dating. We're hard-wired to look for attractive and stable people. In effect, when you break down signs of attraction — fitness, able-bodiedness, symmetry, skin color — we are engaging in the process of selection. Despite the act of looking for an embryo or surrogate with criteria being bizarre — and I must admit that — I think it's much the same as any other mate selection process in our lives.

don't understand if the women value family so much why not just adopt some poor crack baby and Blindside the 51 out of them.

I would say that a lot of people don't want to adopt because it's effectively a lucky dip of often fucked genetics and mental health issues. Often kids that are in the foster system have come from traumatic childhoods or have loser druggie parents. It makes sense why someone would rather create their own rather than potentially adopt someone who has or may later develop problems.

 

[Sneeds]

I saw this horrifying video on my feed

Once I heard his autistic voice talking about “sucking cock”. I immediately knew who he was.
It’s Devon Sweeney.

You might know who this is if you were watching commentary YouTube back in 2016. Even leafy made a video on this guy

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This is a few months old so it may have already aired on MATI but if not this is some prime Total Advertiser Death material.
Kiwi Farmer Louis Rossmann goes to a restaurant with a QR code menu and gets ads on the menu.

 

[Quintus]

I think Josh should just get a cat. I prefer cats to dogs though, so I might be a bit biased here.

If you do get a dog though, please make sure to walk and play with it especially if you don't have a back yard. Half my family gets dogs to have something cute around but don't actually bother to give them the attention they need. I really don't like that.

 

[del_toid]

Null was right about the Tidal platform being less compressed and you can the timbere of all the instruments..

Both Tidal and Qobuz offer sample rates >192 kHz with 24 bit bitdepths, which is generally what studios record at for most pop stuff.

 

[Wodanaz]

These are just dudes with normal ass jobs

and shit on their dicks

trying to raise a family and have a normal existence.

By doing everything possible to fly in the face of being normal. It's also natural to hunt homosexual penguins with firearms. For the last time, you cannot redefine words to suit your worldview. Homosexuals will never be normal until we reach a sci fi dystopia where the bioengineered gay particle is injected into large swaths of the population to normalize it, and perhaps it will not even be normal then.

The only legitimate reason why homosexuals were not satisfied with civil unions instead of marriage is that the covenant between man and woman to raise child has been perverted by the modern state so that it enjoys unimpeachable legal protection, and homosexuals also wish to be protected like this. Instead of forcing everyone else to bend, in order to suit your twisted ideal of equality, you should have worked to build up civil unions to have the same legal protections as marriage. But as you say, doing the right thing is hard. It's so much easier to force big government, which has the monopoly on force, to do what you want and triumph over your perceived enemies instead.

Troons will never be women. Homosexuals will never be normal.

fags paying for surrogacy is the same as fags adopting

>[bioengineering] is the same as [a natural sexual reproduction process which is millions of years old]

You don't even have to make the religious argument. It is a crime against nature.

I do have to admit that the process of selecting an embryo/surrogate is somewhat dystopian in its face, however, the way I see it, we as humans constantly make these calculations subconsciously and consciously when dating. We're hard-wired to look for attractive and stable people. In effect, when you break down signs of attraction — fitness, able-bodiedness, symmetry, skin color — we are engaging in the process of selection. Despite the act of looking for an embryo or surrogate with criteria being bizarre — and I must admit that — I think it's much the same as any other mate selection process in our lives.

Okay, so just shut up and eat the bugs already. It's all the same in the end - just protein. Who cares about the details? Or the very fucking obvious truth that X will never be Y.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

Is Null aware of Bandcamp? You get lossless audio as well, and the artists directly get at least 80% of what you pay (100% on BC Fridays, which happens the first Friday of every month).
I dunno if there's a recommendation algorithm but when you find something you like, you can go through the purchase history of other people who have bought that album, and that can be a good way to find more relevant stuff. It takes a bit more dedication so probably not ideal for a chronically busy person like Null.

 

[Cornfed]

I saw this horrifying video on my feed

Once I heard his autistic voice talking about “sucking cock”. I immediately knew who he was.
It’s Devon Sweeney.

You might know who this is if you were watching commentary YouTube back in 2016. Even leafy made a video on this guy

Dude, I had this video pop up on my recommendations as well. It is only ever gay shit and niggers that get pushed at seemingly random. Makes you think.

 

[genericwhitemale]

@Null will you do another year in review episode looking back at all the lolcows, comparing your predictions from last year?

 

[Jotch]

Sovl

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Is this Friday a normal stream or its it the interview with the girl from the forum talking about Sam?

 

[Anti Snigger]

Cog having a nervous breakdown over Ralph showing up on a show, seethes over Ralph being thinner than him, claims to not even dislike him, etc.

 

[Null]

Is this Friday a normal stream or its it the interview with the girl from the forum talking about Sam?

That should be on the weekend. She has bronchitis or something so I've not confirmed the date.

 

[Londo]

Cog having a nervous breakdown over Ralph showing up on a show, seethes over Ralph being thinner than him, claims to not even dislike him, etc.

I clicked on and he is literally coping and seething. God I love that Cog has become the weird kid at the back of class that gets bullied and spazes out.

 

[Deer In Headlights]

I just don't see the horror in surrogacy and I think the discussion around it is straight-up retarded. If some woman is willing to carry the baby to term, I don't see why anyone would have an issue with it.

If surrogacy goes wrong it can create a whole bunch of issues. What if the woman gives birth to twins?
What if the baby turns out to be disabled? What if the surrogate mother changes her mind?
Not to mention surrogate mothers almost always get treated like shit.
Just look at Ukraine. Even during war they would not stop their human trafficking surrogacy business because it's lucrative:
business brisk at Ukraine’s surrogacy clinics
babies in bunkers
I also don't understand couples who waste years and money on IVF when they could just adopt a child.

 

[Polyboros2]

Ok, thank you Null for going the points of the Maddox video, I've always found Maddox insufferable in audio. I didn't want to comment on it with out at least knowing the jist of his claims.

Ok, I spoilered it cause it turned into a rant as I listen to Null go over it and I went on a bit much. TL: DR none of this is compelling, Maddox is still a disingenuous liar who can't even selectively twist the facts in a presentation he entirely controls to seem legitimate in anything he's done in the last 8 years.

Spoiler

I don't hate Dick, I was a huge fan, I'm only here on the Farms because of him, I think he's become insufferable and I'll never be interested in his content ever again.

To call this video compelling is absurd. This is typical Maddox weakly framing things failing to reach a point he is desperate to justify. This video disingenuous as hell.

Remaining Quiet This is probably the biggest lie that'll be in the video. That is outright rewriting history. Maddox didn't remain quiet on the break up. Maddox fired the first shot in the Dick Lies video, appealing to their faggy LA comedy clique and not the edgey BPITU fans.(probably cause he was trying to get Dick cancelled) And he got his asshole blown the fuck out for it. Maddox would of petered out to irrelevancy slower and Dick probably wouldn't of blown up so quickly if it weren't for Dick Lies. Maddox was quiet cause he turned the majority of his fanbase against him, and would get ridicules if he tried to spew more bullshit.
*Ok Null does bring this up later in relation to the cancelling sponsors* He then did it again with the lolsuit and got his asshole blown out even more. Now this is the third time, but everyone hates Dick now and people are treating it like it's something new and relevant.

Bitcoin You two had a messy break up of a poorly structured business. I'm sure there was more than a couple assets that weren't hashed out when you smashed the business and kicked Dick out. Like the Podcast feed you retained. The Podcast feed with lots of subscribers, something probably worth a lot more at the time then a few hundred in Bitcoin. Only you're a talentless insufferable hack and you couldn't make any money off it. I bet to this day Dick still would say he'd rather had the feed than the Bitcoin, cause he made a lot more than $50k on the Dick Show.

Stalker Childs Maddox's entire Stalker point is old hat Maddox narcissistism. It's the Asterios Enigma. He had a huge impact he failed to capitalize on. Maddox made shocking little money for as well known and influential as he was. He doesn't get why, he thinks his content was popular and he should just be given money for it. When someone tangential to him makes money, he sees that as his money that should of been given to him even though he never worked for it. When it's someone antagonistic to him, he sees it as being stolen from. Maddox was a massive lolcow(now he's a hasbeen one, but if he keeps up thing on the offensive he might be fertile milking again), Dick capitalized on that cause there was a huge demand for it. A lot of content creators did(like EZPZ or the previously attacked Whang) and moved on, Dick made a cottage industry out of it because it had an audience.

Ok we get to a big middle point where Null acknowledges that all of these parts are nonsense. I disagree with his assessment that Maddox had a case had he narrowed the focus of the lolsuit, but that's off topic.

80's Girl It's fucking laughable to assume that the break up wasn't over 80's Girl. Yeah, I also wouldn't want to hook back up with an ex after she hooked up with a friend of mine. That doesn't mean I wouldn't be extremely upset over it. Like it's a perfectly reasonable reason to not want to work with someone, if they hooked up with someone you hadn't moved on from. They're in their right to do it, but I also don't want to associate with them after. So now Maddox is saying he completely blew up the last successful venture he had and starting an extremely antagonistic conflict that destroyed his career over... Nothing? Dick Man Bad? Also you know what I definitely do when I'm completely over a girl, I get my new girlfriend to attack her employment as a proxy.
- LMAO did Maddox just say the JLH stuff was recent, really shows how long he sat on this. To be fair though I at the time defended Maddox when Dick read his letters to 80's Girl. Same as I did to Dick with JLH. Let he who hasn't said corny shit for pussy cast the first stone.

I don't have much to say on the Lolsuit cause Landau is such a massive fuck up himself, it's hard to say who is more responsible for it being a farce. Maddox might of gotten some sympathy for it if he threw Landau under the bus for setting against deep pockets and ruining his chance at justice, but if he's rage sticking up for it as a legitimate complaint, he deserves no credibility.

Maddox: the Reckoning Yeah sure, faggot, I'll look forward to either you completely blowing your asshole out again or forgetting about your until you drop your limit wristed poorly manipulated facts in 5 after another five years

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Cog having a nervous breakdown over Ralph showing up on a show, seethes over Ralph being thinner than him, claims to not even dislike him, etc.

Ralphamales keep winning

 

[Kit Marz]

I'm so sorry my American brothers. I went to Germany and Josh was right. Even small gas station markets have a wide variety of cheeses.

 

[I'm a Silly]

putting in a bitch.

at least think about the shit you write.

"Irony, thy name is Russian Bot #5361." t. Sir Francis Bacon, probably