Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

lol!

Sorry but getting super MATI over Cyrax being a pedo is gay and cringe.

The little goblin spirit may be willing, but does anyone seriously believe that Chance would have any luck luring anyone who isn’t a weirdo trying to catfish/reverse sting him?

It’s like with those try hard pedo hunter channels who only “catch” literal retards, because they’re the only one dumb enough to believe a 15 year old would proposition a fat, bald 60 year old.


Dang I hope they throw some $$ his way.

Cyrax and money is hilarious, I can just picture him calling local car dealerships to figure out how he can spend the princely sum of 300$.

They would sell him a Razer electric scooter for $300 down, at 60% APR over the course of 84 months.

 

[Londo]

lol!

Sorry but getting super MATI over Cyrax being a pedo is gay and cringe.

The little goblin spirit may be willing, but does anyone seriously believe that Chance would have any luck luring anyone who isn’t a weirdo trying to catfish/reverse sting him?

It’s like with those try hard pedo hunter channels who only “catch” literal retards, because they’re the only one dumb enough to believe a 15 year old would proposition a fat, bald 60 year old.

I think giving someone like Cyrax any cash is pretty cringe; even without the pedo shit, he's a lazy piece of shit who's never tried to work an honest day in his life and anything that makes him more comfortable in life should be discouraged.

Plus, the podcast isn't live and will likely be recorded and edited ahead of the time so even if he went on it wouldn't lead to anything organically funny -- if he were to go on something like the Killstream or one of the IP2 streams then I'd probably be more positive towards the idea, because at least then we'd have shit to laugh at for days.

 

[Bogliacci]

Everybodys fightin in my favorite cow's threads first its clint good clint bad in cobes' thread now its logic vs strasse

 

[anliteralidiot]

Everybodys fightin in my favorite cow's threads first its clint good clint bad in cobes' thread now its logic vs strasse

It's because he won't panel up. He spent November yelling for hours at a time, and it's driving us all crazy.

ALL STREAMS, AND NO PANELS, MAKES CHANCE A DULL BOY.


ETA: Marty is talking about the lolcow podcast. He's saying Chance has been in contact with Wings.

 

[Bogliacci]

It's because he won't panel up. He spent November yelling for hours at a time, and it's driving us all crazy.

ALL STREAMS, AND NO PANELS, MAKES CHANCE A DULL BOY.
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ETA: Marty is talking about the lolcow podcast. He's saying Chance has been in contact with Wings.

Chance is dumb enough to go on the fat retard podcast so I hope it happens

 

[Londo]

It's because he won't panel up. He spent November yelling for hours at a time, and it's driving us all crazy.

ALL STREAMS, AND NO PANELS, MAKES CHANCE A DULL BOY.
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ETA: Marty is talking about the lolcow podcast. He's saying Chance has been in contact with Wings.

The only hope we have is a Chris Chan x Cyrax scenario on the podcast.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The only hope we have is a Chris Chan x Cyrax scenario on the podcast.

Except... Fuck, he's too stupid to hold meaningful conversations anymore. He waits for the other person to stop talking, and then continues talking. If it's the true CWC, he'll nod and say, "yeah" in agreement, until he thinks he can get in.

Unless someone stirs the pot, and knows how to keep it on track.

 

[Artaius]

Spoiler: Bluespike vs Marty sperging

I think it's easy to forget how deep of a history Marty and Raxx have.

It's not as simple as Marty convincing Chance to shove a medallion up his ass, and then Marty calls the cops. I don't think Marty ever started watching, or fucking with, Raxx with the intent for it to go as far as it has.

Marty has watched, and interacted with, plenty of internet retards without incident. In a way, Chance is the outlier to the whole sphere Marty cultivates, because of his explosive anger.

The fake contract would have probably been the end of Chance, if Dead Heather (Heather 2) hasn't shown up, and moved in, believing it was a real contract. After that, the cops were called, and he was swatter, because of his anger towards her, and so on. It's been a big game of retard ping-pong.

Marty and Cyraxx were friends before all the trolling. Can't convince me otherwise. Their history together seems to span the years.

 

[Pathos]

Everybodys fightin in my favorite cow's threads first its clint good clint bad in cobes' thread now its logic vs strasse

I'm just bored lol, I have had nothing better to do and Strasse is fun to rile up.

It's because he won't panel up. He spent November yelling for hours at a time, and it's driving us all crazy.

ALL STREAMS, AND NO PANELS, MAKES CHANCE A DULL BOY.
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ETA: Marty is talking about the lolcow podcast. He's saying Chance has been in contact with Wings.

Disclaimer: I don't have an exact timestamp on this but based on the video's original filename I'm guessing it was posted/taken on 12/5/23

 

[Bogliacci]

Damn he was smart enough not to do it

 

[Londo]

Damn he was smart enough not to do it

More like the individuals involved in the podcast are literally more retarded than a deformed goblin.

Calling it the LolCow Podcast was fucking retarded.

 

[Pathos]

Damn he was smart enough not to do it

We're talking about the guy who's trying to establish lolcow as the new modern no-no word. He's just not going to do it off principle alone lol.

 

[Artaius]

Damn he was smart enough not to do it

These lolcows are not going to fall for the trap. Even someone as retarded as Chris Chan saw through that shit for what it is and gave them a longwinded 'No.' If someone like Chance can see through it too then there is no hope in the series launching off.

Boogie is already causing them to be unmarketable for sponsors. And Keem is already so disconnected from this project it's probably going to get cut sometime next year early.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm just bored lol, I have had nothing better to do and Strasse is fun to rile up.


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Disclaimer: I don't have an exact timestamp on this but based on the video's original filename I'm guessing it was posted/taken on 12/5/23

Bruh
He's not on the spectrum. He's not autistic. Yes, he's fucking retarded, but he's not autistic.

And he wouldn't get picked on if he stopped posting, and stopped bringing up other people.

 

[McNuttzInYoFace]

lol!

Sorry but getting super MATI over Cyrax being a pedo is gay and cringe.

The little goblin spirit may be willing, but does anyone seriously believe that Chance would have any luck luring anyone who isn’t a weirdo trying to catfish/reverse sting him?

It’s like with those try hard pedo hunter channels who only “catch” literal retards, because they’re the only one dumb enough to believe a 15 year old would proposition a fat, bald 60 year old.

I hope this is just a pure autistic moment and you're not actually suggesting that because only a retard is stupid enough to believe an underage girl would be interested in them, that it's not a big deal when they actually go and attempt to meet up with them and/or both send and solicit nudes from them?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope this is just a pure autistic moment and you're not actually suggesting that because only a retard is stupid enough to believe an underage girl would be interested in them, that it's not a big deal when they actually go and attempt to meet up with them and/or both send and solicit nudes from them?

Not necessarily a retard move, but a predatory/pedo move.

being a pedo automatically makes you a retard, but not all retards are pedos.

 

[Pathos]

I hope this is just a pure autistic moment and you're not actually suggesting that because only a retard is stupid enough to believe an underage girl would be interested in them, that it's not a big deal when they actually go and attempt to meet up with them and/or both send and solicit nudes from them?

I think you misread what they were saying, he was saying that its highly unlikely that the Chance of now would be motivated enough to leave his home to actually do some predatory moves, although that's still up for debate. Gotta remember that once upon a time he did strangle Sally because he was set on traveling to meet some "lady" he met online.

We also never expected him to leave the house when Mart dawg came over on that fateful March 2023. While I don't think it's wise to let emotions overtake oneself and begin larping as an internet justice dealer, I also don't think its wise to just assume that Chance won't go out of his way to try something when presented with the opportunity. He's pretty wiley when we least expect him to be.

 

[anliteralidiot]

We also never expected him to leave the house when Mart dawg came over on that fateful March 2023. While I don't think it's wise to let emotions overtake oneself and begin larping as an internet justice dealer, I also don't think its wise to just assume that Chance won't go out of his way to try something when presented with the opportunity. He's pretty wiley when we least expect him to be.

Yeah, everyone should remember Marty had been there twice before without incident.
But there's also Juggalo John, where he left with Sally and Heather to fight him.
And Aware of Myself. I don't think anyone expected that.

I've got a theory that some buddytrolls, or at least people he respected, were calling him a coward for these three, and that's why he took action, but we'll never know.

 

[Pathos]

But there's also Juggalo John, where he left with Sally and Heather to fight him.

Juggalo John?...I think I remember that one...

Didn't Chance try pulling a bait and switch and called the cops on John? Then AFTER John left Chance showed up like 10-15 minutes later at the agreed upon destination saying something along the lines of "I'M RIGHT HERE NIGGA, WHERE YOU AT?!?".

 

[anliteralidiot]

With Sally and Heather yelling at him to shut up.