Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PyrrhicRustle]

All streamers are the same. It's inherently degenerate. No exceptions. Ever.

Even dear feeder?

 

[genericwhitemale]

That messy kitchen man. If neither of them can find the basic discipline to keep it clean, then just have a maid come over and do it, it's not that expensive.
I would lose my mind having that mess all day every day in the area where my food is being made.

It's a visual metaphor for his continuing deterioration. Pure kino.

 

[AnOminous]

He is in favour of keeping the rape baby, but he makes exceptions for ectopic and non-viable pregnancies where the child or mother would die anyway.

I guess fool me for taking him at his word.

In any event, he's totally for getting to do whatever hedonistic coom shit he wants, but the woman has to pay for it with a destroyed body that disgusts him. Pretty creepy. Creepy like Gariepy.

but its 2023, rekieta does not need to interact with his community for social clout or financial support. but rekieta does need the church to maintain his christian facade to make his wife and in-laws happy.

What's the use of that when he is publicly a world famous coomer degenerate who publicly says Christ isn't the son of God? He is basically an atheist. Who does he think he's fooling with this literal hypocrisy? Going to church and "praying" to someone he doesn't even believe in.

The silence around Nick in that lonely kitchen is deafening. He carries himself like a wounded animal. Haggard while maintaining a nervous energy.

He's a bad day or two from turning into Rattman from Portal.

 

[General Disarray]

I was just now reminded of our lolyer friend here while watching a local commercial.

Maybe Nick can come to his neighbor state of Wisconsin to hook up with Nicolet Law! The are a jammin' firm, just you watch!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Even dear feeder?

I think the rule needs to be amended to 'all streamers who show their face'. There's an inherent narcissism to being an on-camera streamer, and where there are narcissists there is always a slide into degeneracy.

Although having said that V-Tubers are among the most degenerate streamers, so maybe I'm full of shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He definitely has that kind of definition for both "monogamous" and "exclusive". He used them both again in the newest Elissa clip. Exclusive just means that they exclude some people from their relationship, not necessarily all people.
It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

I check in on this ever growing monument of alcoholism and depression to see what Nick had to say about the Maddox video or the website that Maddox set up for Nick only to find that absolutely no one is talking about that. Instead everyone is talking about drunken heart to heart Nick had with a gopro.

Prost!

Being an interprising individual I went to see if it actually happened, saw it happened, clicked randomly on the timeline, was greeted with this cope

and turned it off. Tbf I actually clicked about 5 seconds earlier but it doesn't make full sense without the context. For those who don't wish to watch, it's the part where Maddox shows that some obsessive fan in 2002 wanted to make a religion based on Maddox and made sent Maddox a Bible for it. Nick smuckles and then explains why it's so funny. You see, Nick highly doubts that this bothered Maddox at all unless it was in the context of Maddox forming his own religion called Maddoxism and he's mad that someone beat him too it cuz...THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY! That is almost verbatim what he says and all I can think is what an incredibly disingenuous faggot Nick is. A 2023 Maddox can shrug that off. A George Ouzounian from 20 years ago would've very weirded out by some psycho emailing you all the time and claiming you are their god. I'm sure Nick, who wasn't even married or was just freshly hitched 20 years ago, would've found it hilarious. It's not like 20 years from that point he'd be throwing bitch fits at some gaffer tape gossip site because they did things like record what the wine aunts in his discord knockoff were saying. Nick's a big boy unlike Maddox.

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There's just something very sad and pathetic about his voice and mannerism through this entire video.

"I don't go to hook up sites! I only go to bars and clubs where me and my beloved are hit on! We turn them down very politely guise! I know how to talk to people who want to fuck you because I do it all the time but I turn them down with respect! Don't listen to redpill guys! They are cray cray! They go and smash box while I go and turn down sexual advancements politely!"

There's an old adage that states "If you're not open for business don't advertise". You are in an alleged healthy marriage. Why in the absolute fuck are you going to places that you make comparable to fucking tinder?

Real question for those far more in the know. Is this a new thing, like in the past year new? Him acting like he knows how to woo the ladies? I ask that because I can remember multiple times that he would be talking to Drexel or Legal Mindset and would say things that he has no idea what the dating world is like or how to interact with it and yet in this thirty second clip he's talking like he's a fucking guru because he talks to horny bitches a lot. Oh but he doesn't touch which is the key difference I guess? He's a fucking Jane Goodall for thots.

 

[AltisticRight]

That messy kitchen man. If neither of them can find the basic discipline to keep it clean, then just have a maid come over and do it, it's not that expensive.

Well, there are workers busy keeping their filthy kitchen clean.
Consider the rats well fed.

I think she probably got the doggo.

Only the paypigs of this Sektur will see some totally normal woman and a puppy, and immediately think about bestiality.

That's the audience Balldo cultivated. There's no going back. And I'm not even talking about going Black because that boat's long sailed. I'm not talking about the 1600-1900 period boats either, probably to the dismay of Balldo.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I wonder why our friend is so concerned about making up streams all of a sudden. Why could that be?

No you don't get it, it's not a stream to make up for the lost ones.

It's literally a make up stream, he's going to show everyone how he transforms into Nicky Lampshade and prepares the bull, live.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe Nick can come to his neighbor state of Wisconsin to hook up with Nicolet Law! The are a jammin' firm, just you watch!

This is honestly as substantive as any more normal personal injury firm ad.

"I don't go to hook up sites! I only go to bars and clubs where me and my beloved are hit on! We turn them down very politely guise! I know how to talk to people who want to fuck you because I do it all the time but I turn them down with respect! Don't listen to redpill guys! They are cray cray! They go and smash box while I go and turn down sexual advancements politely!"

I like how Nick has painted himself into a corner with his lies to the point he's either a pig bottom swinger cuck or a giant cocktease who deliberately goes to swinger bars and gay bars just to turn people down, like a cockteasing bitch slut.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Real question for those far more in the know. Is this a new thing, like in the past year new? Him acting like he knows how to woo the ladies?

Obviously I don't know the man, but from observation, his "swinging" expertise seems to line up with his public coomening on stream. Whether that was the mask falling off or not, I don't know. Based on what Nick has said about his early life, I believe it to be a change over the last several years.

I will agree with someone upthread (sorry I didn't save it) who said that, Nick isn't an expert at picking people up. He's an expert sucker, a mark. People see some dorky twink, shoulders like a minnow, sounds like death, with a gollum on his arm at the club. He's redder than Mars, and they see he's got people around him. That can only mean he's got money, and he's waving it around. These people aren't coming onto you, dumbass Balldoman. They're using you.

To some extent, Balldoman is using them as well, to inflate his black hole of an anus ego. But it's hollow, and you're going to die very soon from alcohol poisoning, or drowning, or sudden impact. We are months past pull up. Even if he were to course correct now, the damage is done. He will never be as he was before. He can bang the drum all he wants about how he hasn't changed, but everyone sees it. Even Kayla. She just can't admit it, because then she will have to face the truth, that she is helping to kill the father of her children. (Judging from her recent photos, maybe herself as well.)

How quickly this thread went from fan club to death watch.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Eagerly awaiting Nick’s take on St. Paul:

11 For whether I, or they, so we preach, and so you have believed. 12 Now if Christ be preached, that he arose again from the dead, how do some among you say, that there is no resurrection of the dead? 13 But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then Christ is not risen again. 14 And if Christ be not risen again, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. 15 Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God: because we have given testimony against God, that he hath raised up Christ; whom he hath not raised up, if the dead rise not again.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Maybe Nick can come to his neighbor state of Wisconsin to hook up with Nicolet Law!

Nicolet Law in Wisconsin reminded me of learning about Jean Nicolet discovering Lake Michigan In 1634 in school.



From Wikipedia

Nicolet became the French ambassador to the Ho-Chunk people. He wore brightly colored robes and carried two pistols, to convey his authority. The Ho-Chunk people appreciated his ritual display.

I bet they did...I bet they did...

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Maybe Nick can come to his neighbor state of Wisconsin to hook up with Nicolet Law! The are a jammin' firm, just you watch!

Wisconsin is cool with drunks and accused pedo's holding a bar card.

The state bar publication had a puff piece about how this young lawyer just got his bar card and drove drunk resulting in the death of others. Kept the bar card.

Or how you can keep your bar card after strangling your wife (Link to that crime) and then getting the DA to plead down sexual assault of your 4 year old (Archive) to yet another misdemeanor so you can keep your bar card.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Real question for those far more in the know. Is this a new thing, like in the past year new? Him acting like he knows how to woo the ladies? I ask that because I can remember multiple times that he would be talking to Drexel or Legal Mindset and would say things that he has no idea what the dating world is like or how to interact with it and yet in this thirty second clip he's talking like he's a fucking guru because he talks to horny bitches a lot. Oh but he doesn't touch which is the key difference I guess? He's a fucking Jane Goodall for thots.

From what I remember, I don't think he ever suggested that he was good at attracting women. I think the first time he talked about going to bars and picking up women was during the copesplaining stream with the black tank top around christmastime last year. He said previously that Kayla is the only woman he has been with. I can believe that, even though Nick is a notoriously unreliable narrator.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I think the rule needs to be amended to 'all streamers who show their face'. There's an inherent narcissism to being an on-camera streamer, and where there are narcissists there is always a slide into degeneracy.

I think the real rule is how often you do it. Null only streams twice a week at most and just runs through some news/cow updates, answers superchats and gets off. He's also extremely private though. For all we know he could be a cuck to some Serbian witch.

Wisconsin is cool with drunks and accused pedo's holding a bar card.

I once met a guy from Wisconsin who moved to my state. I asked him why he left and he said, "The week before I left, just down the road from me, a guy was arrested for fucking a dead Moose on the side of the road."

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is he openly crying on stream, yet? He seems like a manipulative fag who’d do that.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He's a bad day or two from turning into Rattman from Portal.

Too much hair.

Edit:

Nicolet Law in Wisconsin reminded me of learning about Jean Nicolet discovering Lake Michigan In 1634 in school.

This is fucking dope.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He's also extremely private though. For all we know he could be a cuck to some Serbian witch.

I think this is the real defining factor. Degeneracy and a compulsive need to overshare seem to go hand in hand, which is weird because you'd think it would be the other way round.

At this point I know far more about Nick and his sex life than I could ever have possibly wanted to.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

No one put a gun to his head and forced him to get married to the first person he fucked. No one made him pump 5 kids into his wife and "ruin her body". He chose this life and now he wants out while blaming everyone else for 'making' him do the things that he did. I'd argue that this is worse than Ralph because he actively lied for years about who he was and played trad family man for money and grifting purposes only. When he got called out he of course shifted the blame to everyone else because of course poor baby is blameless in how he presented himself, it's everyone else that is stupid for falling for the show he put on.

"I don't go to hook up sites! I only go to bars and clubs where me and my beloved are hit on! We turn them down very politely guise! I know how to talk to people who want to fuck you because I do it all the time but I turn them down with respect! Don't listen to redpill guys! They are cray cray! They go and smash box while I go and turn down sexual advancements politely!"

There's an old adage that states "If you're not open for business don't advertise". You are in an alleged healthy marriage. Why in the absolute fuck are you going to places that you make comparable to fucking tinder?

Real question for those far more in the know. Is this a new thing, like in the past year new? Him acting like he knows how to woo the ladies? I ask that because I can remember multiple times that he would be talking to Drexel or Legal Mindset and would say things that he has no idea what the dating world is like or how to interact with it and yet in this thirty second clip he's talking like he's a fucking guru because he talks to horny bitches a lot. Oh but he doesn't touch which is the key difference I guess? He's a fucking Jane Goodall for thots.

A lot of Nick's 'advice' seems to be a projection from his own unhappiness. He started the avalanche of 'relationship guru' type of content shortly after his 'my wife's body is destroyed' rant.

To me it seems like his anti-RedPill crusade is a voicing of his displeasure with how his life turned out. The Red Pill 'find a young Virginia 20 years younger and pump her full of babies' TRAD CHAD LARP seems to be what sets him off, and he is warning people away from doing what he did--namely, settling down early into a domestic arrangement.

As much as Nick is saying he is raging against thr Drexel lifestyle, it is more of an attack on conservative family values born of his own disillusionment. That is why he does all the degenerate stuff--he is trying to make up for what he thinks he lost.

Looks like Our Guy Sean just earned himself another struggle session with Nick.

"Sean..SEAN...I don't LIKE Cuties...I don't want to WATCH Cuties...but I HAVE to DEFEND Cuties because THAT'S what free speech IS Sean...*glug glug glug*"

He will say that it was more nuanced than thatN clippers are disingenuous. He doesn't know why people don't just ask him about it directly... He's always been 100% transparent. 'Sean, Sean... You know me, brother. Do you REALLY think I'd support a film like that? I have 5 kids and I would hate it if my daughters were in a film like that. Can we agree though that banning speech is dangerous?'

It will not work, becuase Sean reads this thread.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Damn. I knew nothing of the lolsuit other than the narrative that Maddox was a whiny bitch. I never liked Dick, the only exposure I had with him was when he was on Nick's show, and I couldn't stand him. I watched all of Maddox's video and damn my perspective has changed. Maybe it's confirmation bias, but considering how terrible of a person Dax is, I side with Maddox on this. The fact that Nick willingly sides with Dick, in light of Maddox's video, just tells me how much of a piece of shit he is.