Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%

  • Total voters
    304
Thanks for your service. I don't know how you manage to make it through his cope sessions. He is such a weak, poor excuse of a man.
I listen to him during my commute and pointless daily stand-up meetings. It is no more mind-numbing that the alternative.
You're ten years old and you got raped by your dad? Give birth to that rape baby, whore.
You have an ectopic pregnancy, you'll automatically die along with the embryo? Die, whore.
You have a completely incompatiible with life pregnancy, like an anencephalic infant with zero chance of survival? Die, whore.
If I am completely fair to Nick, he has a more nuanced take.

He is in favour of keeping the rape baby, but he makes exceptions for ectopic and non-viable pregnancies where the child or mother would die anyway.
 
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All he had to do was stop reading the Farms. It's really that simple. For a "comedian", he doesn't seem to really have the broad appreciation of humor he thinks he does. I would wager most in this thread are just roasting him for fun. Do you think I honestly give a fuck what him and his wife are doing in the bedroom? Does any of it fucking matter?

Locals was the worst "business" decision he made, for a plethora of reasons, but the main being he can't tolerate unfiltered criticism to his face. He keeps mentioning "friends" and other people like they are supposed to be some kind of reference for his behavior online. If he really wants to separate his offline and online reality, he could've done that at any time. Just stop playing the victim and actually do it. But no, he's too concerned about points he'll score on some imaginary character clout leader board... so here's to another 303 pages, Nick, you faggot.
The farms didn’t do it to him, honestly, the constant navel gazing and attempts at narrative control did.

The guy really thought he would go from grift to grift, anime, then Warhammer, anti cuties pro cuties, trad to based swinger (but totally not a swinger), but everytime he tried their little fingers would reach out, wrap around his throat, and yank him into the pidgeonhole. He had his eyes on getting some talk show or media gig but his chats full of Tim Pool stans and his discords full of Warhammer figurines,

He dislikes us because we’ve got him fucking harpooned. Because when his little “internet free speech” crusade ran out of gas he hopped on the Tate phase and discovered we don’t forget very easily.
 
Certainly wouldn't be those renewal "talks".
It's worth noting that it was November 30th of last year when Nick started vaguetweeting about the horrible social media experts being wrong, which referenced to him agreeing to a Rumble contract.

:Edit: loool nick must be taking shots at us. Might be Rumble related then.

What's the status this time around?
 
Anyone got a count of how many stream he has done on rumble this year? 14 streams a month is 168 streams by end of Dec. How close is he?

Edit: Ok so, I went to check his live tab on rumble page. Each page has 25 streams and his chrismas streams with dani was on the 8th page, 4th from the top.

So 25x7= 175 streams plus 3 so assuming each page is a uniform 25, he is officially in the clear??

Time for a vacation for the rest of the year, Nick??
 
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He definitely has that kind of definition for both "monogamous" and "exclusive". He used them both again in the newest Elissa clip™️. Exclusive just means that they exclude some people from their relationship, not necessarily all people.
It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

The silence around Nick in that lonely kitchen is deafening. He carries himself like a wounded animal. Haggard while maintaining a nervous energy.

Hearing that last bit about Nick's deal breaker for any religion makes him fall into the category of person who simply/knowingly uses the Bible and it's precepts to their own ends by bending/breaking the Law as acceptable practice. This places him in a more difficult position than an idiot who just doesn't know better. Nick literally cannot recognize sins against God because there is no higher authority than himself (or possibly his fellow man).

It is apparent that degeneracy isn't conflicting with Nick's faith because degeneracy is Nick's faith. The fact that he wants to spread it to others is gross.
 
Nick seems to think that some of us want him “broken”, which I don’t think is the case.

I want him to quit drinking and deliver the kind is streams he used to do. Or heck, quit drinking and quit streaming if that what he wants.

No alcohol=More time to do things like clean his kitchen. And less dumb decisions like Baldo reviews and developing dysfunctional parasocial relationships with thirsty weirdos on Local.
 
The silence around Nick in that lonely kitchen is deafening. He carries himself like a wounded animal. Haggard while maintaining a nervous energy.

Hearing that last bit about Nick's deal breaker for any religion makes him fall into the category of person who simply/knowingly uses the Bible and it's precepts to their own ends by bending/breaking the Law as acceptable practice. This places him in a more difficult position than an idiot who just doesn't know better. Nick literally cannot recognize sins against God because there is no higher authority than himself (or possibly his fellow man).

It is apparent that degeneracy isn't conflicting with Nick's faith because degeneracy is Nick's faith. The fact that he wants to spread it to others is gross.
He was never religious to begin with so it has zero meaning for him outside of how other people perceive him. All that mattered is that he plays along with his family and his wife's family so he could get access to their money and stay in their good graces. Clearly that phase of life is over.

This man clearly hates himself, his life, and his choices and is actively working to destroy everything and everyone around him. As far as spreading degeneracy is concerned, sick people want to be accepted so it's everyone else that is wrong and the degenerate retards that think they are the new normal. It's a warped view of reality and normal, decent people find perverts and addicts utterly repulsive. There is a middle ground between sexless and full fledged grotesque pervert that normal people who don't have porn sick brains find and Nick simply doesn't get it. I hate to say this but I wouldn't be shocked to find out he is spreading this shit to his kids to turn them into gross little coomers or something and claim it's for their sexual health. That would be an easy way to ostracize himself from his church when his little kids go up to strangers and say gross sex shit little kids have zero business knowing about or repeating.

No one put a gun to his head and forced him to get married to the first person he fucked. No one made him pump 5 kids into his wife and "ruin her body". He chose this life and now he wants out while blaming everyone else for 'making' him do the things that he did. I'd argue that this is worse than Ralph because he actively lied for years about who he was and played trad family man for money and grifting purposes only. When he got called out he of course shifted the blame to everyone else because of course poor baby is blameless in how he presented himself, it's everyone else that is stupid for falling for the show he put on.

With Ralph at least what you saw was what you got. The dumb women around him figured him out eventually and had enough common sense to at least get the kids away from him before he had too much influence in their lives. Kayla is either complicit or so checked out it doesn't matter at this point.

Every time I visit this thread things get worse. The snippets that are shown online show an out of control person in an out of control situation of their own creation. I guarantee you it is 10x worse in real life. Maybe this site has made me jaded but I don't think anything is going to change or get better with time, only escalate further out of control. At this point it's up to the family to either intervene or cut him out since he's going to drag everyone down with him. If they don't they will suffer on his behalf. The end state of alcohol addiction is permanent brain damage and the end state of porn/sex addiction is disassociation from that person. This family is fucked. Nick is fucked.
 
You don't understand. Being completely smashed is the only way he can stand looking at her ruined body.
I think you mean her ruined, devastated, destroyed, ravaged, shattered, wrecked, eradicated, obliterated, sacked, razed, gutted, absolutely annihilated, totaled, rustang wrapped around a tree, twin towers after 9/11, just completely garbage, unwanted by everyone body.
Nick's words, not mine :^)

Over the last few days with all the Maddox shit and Nick talking about things he used to do/why people don't like him anymore. I can't help but notice how much he has to assure people that what he has done is funny. It's almost after every breath he has to label everything he's done as "super funny". I don't know if it's just a speech quirk or if he really has to hype himself up again that he definitely is a comedian.
I don't follow juju the cow but I feel like that's something he does too, constantly justifying everything as being totally really funny you guys ACK ACK ACK ACK

That messy kitchen man. If neither of them can find the basic discipline to keep it clean, then just have a maid come over and do it, it's not that expensive.
I would lose my mind having that mess all day every day in the area where my food is being made.
The funniest part is they have someone who takes care of the children (or at least did), if you're already going that far I'd pay the couple extra bucks to have her clean the kitchen too.
 
Nick seems to think that some of us want him “broken”, which I don’t think is the case.

I want him to quit drinking and deliver the kind is streams he used to do. Or heck, quit drinking and quit streaming if that what he wants.

No alcohol=More time to do things like clean his kitchen. And less dumb decisions like Baldo reviews and developing dysfunctional parasocial relationships with thirsty weirdos on Local.
I want Nick sober because he's a married man with five children, but the troll side of me wants Nick even more broken. I want to see him streaming whilst snorting coke in between big chugs of whiskey. I want to see him banned from Youtube for demonstrating how to put the balldo on while he's fantasizing over fucking Mandy or Drexel or whoever. I want to see coked out drugged up Nick proposition Eric July to fuck his wife. I want to see this guy become the living personification of drug addiction, alcoholism, and sex addiction ALL AT ONCE. I want to see him livestream eating ramen in the Balldomobile whining about his terminal liver cancer while drinking and driving and then see him meet his grisly end as he slides off the road into a tree.

Do it Nick. It will be fun, I promise you, and having fun is all that matters, right?
 
All he had to do was stop reading the Farms. It's really that simple. For a "comedian", he doesn't seem to really have the broad appreciation of humor he thinks he does.
Dax and his pedophile pal have the same problem of being thin skinned faggots who pretend to be comedians to get away with being retarded, but weep and seethe whenever someone points out how fat or pedophilic or bald they are.
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He was never religious to begin with so it has zero meaning for him outside of how other people perceive him. All that mattered is that he plays along with his family and his wife's family so he could get access to their money and stay in their good graces. Clearly that phase of life is over.
the only reason he went to church to begin with was because of his wife. based on all the information provided by rekieta and her during the past livestreams and her social media presence, our wife was a devote christian when they married. so that forced rekieta to go to church and be a part of that church community.

i think she thought she, in the start of her marriage, could change him to be a better man. as always in relationships, it was rekieta who ended up changing her. for example, she went from faith based social media posts to a locals posting pictures of a bottom up her ass.
Hearing that last bit about Nick's deal breaker for any religion makes him fall into the category of person who simply/knowingly uses the Bible and it's precepts to their own ends by bending/breaking the Law as acceptable practice. This places him in a more difficult position than an idiot who just doesn't know better. Nick literally cannot recognize sins against God because there is no higher authority than himself (or possibly his fellow man).
rekieta is a social christian. this was common place in america until the 1990s. before social media and the mainstream internet, you could only interact with with people within reasonable driving distance. and most people in america when to church. therefore, if you wanted to be a part of the social group, you went to church because that was what the entire community, you lived with, was doing. if you didn't, you would be ostracized and an outcast. this would also hurt you if you own a business that require you to interact with your community. so, you not only had a social reason to go to church but you had a financial one, as well.

but its 2023, rekieta does not need to interact with his community for social clout or financial support. but rekieta does need the church to maintain his christian facade to make his wife and in-laws happy.

if rekieta is truly the baller he claims, then rekieta should just leave the church. our wife will stick with him, not just for the kids but, imo, rekieta has corrupted kayla out of her deep faith. the in-laws won't be happy but they will be the ones who will put the mask on, in order to see their grandchildren. most of all, rekeita will be happy that he no longer has to live the lie of being a "christian".
 
I was looking for that deleted "I stand with Israel" video she made on her X-witter and came across this pic. I think she probably got the doggo.


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She probably thought that she was gonna get constantly made fun of if she stays in Nick's sektur and got the dog. But since she disengaged, she's safe.
 
"When he got called out he of course shifted the blame to everyone else because of course poor baby is blameless in how he presented himself, it's everyone else that is stupid for falling for the show he put on."

This but ironically. Nick is a degenerate, sure, but anyone who ever bought into this guy is indeed a fucking full-fledged idiot. All streamers are the same. It's inherently degenerate. No exceptions. Ever.
 
I know it has been said but I cannot get over how increasingly awful he looks with each new week. It should be downright alarming to anyone close to him. Rapid decline.
It reminds me of comparison photos of Foodie Beauty AKA Chantal. You see recent photos and it's like 'damn, she looks rough' but you don't fully appreciate the depths of the decay until you see a recent photo against one from a year or two ago.

Nick is ageing faster than a 16-year-old in a WWII trench.
Looks like Our Guy Sean just earned himself another struggle session with Nick.

"Sean..SEAN...I don't LIKE Cuties...I don't want to WATCH Cuties...but I HAVE to DEFEND Cuties because THAT'S what free speech IS Sean...*glug glug glug*"
 
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