Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The thing I don't get is why is he bothering with keeping up "monogamous normal guy" act. He has clearly lost the christian conservative audience that gave a damn. We are WAY past the Rubicon of publicly sledgehammering away at the decorum of a "proper relationship". Why does he feel the need to express the position that he is not a perverted fuck?

You don't see Ralph even at the pinnacle of his drunken dellusions explaining to the audience that actually he is the shining example of a good biblical husband. On a recent KC clip I saw Nick downplay the extent of his enjoyment using the balldo, even though he gave a full shining review of the thing when it came out. If he simply said: "I do whatever I want, bish. Mind your business", that would have looked a lot less pathetic than this half an hour anorexic dwarf cope session.

Performance art for family and fellow homeschool parents and parishioners.

He is counting on the ability to manipulate and gaslight people ij close social circumstances. This was the reason for his 'Just DM me, bro' line he tried with dissatisfied fans (see the PC and Kalea DMs).

Edit:

I have been watching the KC segment on Nose, and Amdy is claiming that Nick did not help him out with his 'AIM AIM AIM!' legal troubles and never responded.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Instead of doing the adult thing, treat it as a job (with an audience he likes and are part of it) and stream trials, Nick seems to be more focused on “having fun with his locals”.

From what has been published, locals streams make way less than his regular ones. I am not even comparing it to full trial coverage he used to do. So we can rule out the money as the motivation.
Is it just the desire for an echo-chamber? An echo-chamber full of christian conservatives, who are at the same time kinky monogamous swinger balldo enjoying open mind biblical libertarian degenerates? That's just seems to be the target audience of all of his recent acetone sermons. Quite a niche group if you ask me.

 

[Fapcop]

It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

FFS man, it’s sad to see a grown man, drunk and unkempt in a disarrayed kitchen, pouring out his heart to absolute strangers online.

Nick, since it’s obviously very important for you what the Farms think….

1: Quit the degeneracy. Even if you don’t think it’s degenerate, nobody wants to hear about your sexlife.

2: Quit the drinking ffs. It’s started out as a cool thing, but it’s obviously have become a crutch. That shit is poison. You want to be a manly man? Exhibit that peak alpha male characteristic: Self control. A drunk stream of consciousness in a messy kitchen doesn’t exactly scream: I am in control of myself.

3: Get back to trial streaming. Or at least do legal stuff. There’s a reason why folks watched that.

4: Delete locals. (Within contractual obligations.) That app and it’s usual audience of degenerates and desperate wine moms clearly had a shit influence on you.

5: Don’t find your friends online. “You just wanted to have your fun group on locals”. That’s where your de route started.

6: Fix things with your wife. Or at least keep her off the show. Her flirting with simps in your locals while you were trying to talk election night was some peak cringe.

7: Quit drinking.

 

[Strix454]

The thing I don't get is why is he bothering with keeping up "monogamous normal guy" act.

My guess is its for the wife. He has keep the wife gaslight that everything is still normal and that they are a good christian family no matter how batshit crazy its all become.
Its not for the audience. Its not for friends because I don't think he has any aside from Drexel. Its certainly not for him because it wouldn't matter to him at all.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

That would be the edema setting in. Overuse of alcohol can lead to swelling of the face, feet, & hands.

This dude is aging years in months, if not weeks. His locals streams are so actively pathetic he looks like a disheveled homeless man tripping on drugs taking about how imaginary people hit on him like he's trying to convince himself more than his audience. Jersh noticing him shaking uncontrollably yesterday was icing on the cake.


I'd guess edema or heart issues.

Edema (swelling or fluid build-up in tissue) in the setting of alcoholism would classically be attributed to latter stage liver failure and the loss of its synthetic function to produce proteins like albumin important to maintain osmotic pressure.

But loss of the ability to make albumin should appear much later in liver failure, particularly if Nick isn't lying about having "normal liver enzymes" on labs, which should become deranged much earlier.

The edema could simply be that his protein-deficient alcoholic diet is putting his metabolism into starvation mode, meaning essential protein synthesis isn't able to meet replacement needs.

Cardiac issues like cardiomyopathy is also possible, but less likely to present as swollen hands. Heart failure (inability of the heart muscle to function as a pump for the body's oxygen and nutrient demands) would generally cause edema to pool in gravity-dependent areas. Which in general would be the feet when standing and more infrequently the small of the back when bedbound.

 

[Neetorino]

Not trying to derail the thread, but I found out where Nick's tattoo came from. The artist's name is Keith Cromie. Found it on Reddit (a)by reverse imaging the tat out of curiosity, apparently it's a whole genre of tattoo called "scribble outs".



It's also posted to his Instagram. So Nick got it done at the MN Villain Arts Tattoo Convention, and the artist even used it for an advert for another show.

 

[stupid frog]

Or he could STFU about his sex life.

He's just another sex pest.

 

[Fools Idol]

He's just so fucking stupid it hurts. He's always had a problem with getting his predictions right but I've never thought he was an unintelligent man. Then he goes and talks about completely stopping eating just so he can drink more whisky. How does his brain even make sense of that? Out of everything that he's said and done over the years this is the most retarded.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick really hates his wife, doesn't he? Marriage is fun, but sex is not the be-all end-all of marriage. I don't need to strap fifty dongs to my body in increasingly confusing and improbable manners to get off so maybe I just don't "understand" Nick.

As a young man, I never understood this. It was a lesson I learned far too late in life, and at no small cost, but the reason why you don't go out flirting with other people is because eventually, you WILL end up having sex with them.

You're indulging an impulse that you really shouldn't be indulging. Not just because it's sinful, but because it's a betrayal of your partner. And the more you indulge the impulse, the closer you get to acting on it. Your interest in other partners takes on greater and greater weight in your interior life, and eventually you'll find a justification to act it out and do the deed.

Maybe it takes the form of adultery, maybe it takes the form of swinging. Maybe it manifests itself as obsessive use of porn and masturbation. Whatever form it takes, it's all corrosive of a monogamous relationship.

It's not 'fun' either. It might be exciting. It will surely get your dick hard. But there's a reason the Judeo-Christian tradition has frowned on such behaviour for thousands of years. It's because it's destructive of families and ultimately of cultures/societies. Look at nigger culture. The unconstrained urge towards getting your dick wet has birthed a society of fatherless men. As a consequence, they can barely read or write and produce little or nothing of value. George Floyd, a homeless fentanyl addict is the perfect representation of the modern black man.

While Nick might not have 'grown up black', he's definitely embracing wiggerdom as he approaches middle age. His children must be SO embarrassed.

 

[stupid frog]

He's just so fucking stupid it hurts. He's always had a problem with getting his predictions right but I've never thought he was an unintelligent man. Then he goes and talks about completely stopping eating just so he can drink more whisky. How does his brain even make sense of that? Out of everything that he's said and done over the years this is the most retarded.

Imagine being a man (technically), and instead of taking charge of your health, thus being able to consume more calories, you eat like an anorexic middle school girl to facilitate your raging alcoholism.
What's he going to do when his drinking increases - and it will - just starve? (Probably)

 

[holyhandgrenade]

What's he going to do when his drinking increases - and it will - just starve? (Probably)

End up in the hospital suffering from delirium and a severe vitamin deficiency because all he's "eaten" in a week is 2 gallons of whiskey

 

[Fapcop]

As a young man, I never understood this. It was a lesson I learned far too late in life, and at no small cost, but the reason why you don't go out flirting with other people is because eventually, you WILL end up having sex with them.

You're indulging an impulse that you really shouldn't be indulging. Not just because it's sinful, but because it's a betrayal of your partner. And the more you indulge the impulse, the closer you get to acting on it. Your interest in other partners takes on greater and greater weight in your interior life, and eventually you'll find a justification to act it out and do the deed.

Maybe it takes the form of adultery, maybe it takes the form of swinging. Maybe it manifests itself as obsessive use of porn and masturbation. Whatever form it takes, it's all corrosive of a monogamous relationship.

It's not 'fun' either. It might be exciting. It will surely get your dick hard. But there's a reason the Judeo-Christian tradition has frowned on such behaviour for thousands of years. It's because it's destructive of families and ultimately of cultures/societies. Look at nigger culture. The unconstrained urge towards getting your dick wet has birthed a society of fatherless men. As a consequence, they can barely read or write and produce little or nothing of value. George Floyd, a homeless fentanyl addict is the perfect representation of the modern black man.

While Nick might not have 'grown up black', he's definitely embracing wiggerdom as he approaches middle age. His children must be SO embarrassed.

Yup.

Even if you’re not religious, the Bible is a solid guideline for behavior.

Does god care whether you envy another man’s car or wife?

No, not personally but ultimately you’ll be a lot happier, and you’ll have better relations with your fellow man.

Does god care whether you lust after another woman or adultery? The reason that commandment is in there, is because the less you expose yourself to that, and the less situations you put yourself in that could lead to that, the smaller the chance of it happening.

 

[AltisticRight]

Or he could STFU about his sex life.

No, he should talk about it in daring detail and demonstrate it.

What will Christmas dinner be like in the Rekieta household?

The finest hard boiled eggs laid by hens caged in the filthiest conditions, prepared by Gonzales at Walmart, which may or may not cause a Hepatitis B infection. This will cause the next pandemic, called Balldo-23.

A store bought turkey, overcooked, coated in goopy slop that can be used to create the entire periodic table of elements, with a few extra unknown ones for Nobel Chemistry Prizes.

Stouffer's Mac and Cheese, blasted in a microwave oven, filled with microplatics, resembling a slab of sandstone.

Mashed potatoes, sourced straight from the Quebec wilderness. Prepacked pecan pie, with higher sugar content than the icing on a cake. A rack of lamb, coated with the finest ranch sauce from Jamaica, expertly prepared by Ricardo and Romaine.

Nick, since it’s obviously very important for you what the Farms think….

Balldo, do the opposite.
You're not gonna let some pesky Karen stalker child tell you what to do, will you?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Which is why Ralph expressed his sexual urges toward Kyle's sister.

They should remake The Island of Dr. Moreau with Ralph as Marlin Brando.

Nick did another LOCALS stream:

Thanks for your service. I don't know how you manage to make it through his cope sessions. He is such a weak, poor excuse of a man.

- Everything falls on his wife and nanny during a trials stream and their original agreement was that he would work 4-5 hours a night then be there to assist with kids. He also had to teach his Thursday class, and he wants to keep his word to them. He did not build his show on trials, so he will stick with the night show over trials. His wife teaches basic music theory classes.

No wonder why Kayla wants to be with other men. That weak sauce faggy bullshit is why his wife has no respect for him and negs him every time she is on screen. The trails make money or made money back when you had credibility. The correct course of action was to dump the night show and move to covering trials. And TELL Kayle she is watching the kids while he works. The dippy bitch doesn't even teach anything of substance.

- He said he likes to go out with his wife and they go out, and he has a 'naturally flirty' manner to talk and buys people's drinks when he gets one for him and his wife. He likes to ingratiate himself during social situations. That leads to 'signals' from others that he ignored or turns down. He COULD take people home, but he DOESN'T. He sees nothing wrong with this because he is not TRYING to pick people up, and the fact that it happens all the time is not bad. People have made a mountain out of a mole hill and it is not morally inconsistent with his previous stated morals.

Riiiiiigggghhhht.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

- He claims both of them were virgins when they met.

I'm sure NON PRACTICING NICK has a weird definition of virginity.

Nick's crusade to liberate Christian Conservatives from sexless and joyless marriages is a strange one. It may be a genuine problem

Yea its a problem for Nick. His marriage sucks so he assumes all Christian marrages suck.

Probably because that would require getting up before 8AM, which mean no more drunk streaming till pre-dawn and, well, that would be an unreasonable change to Nick's lifestyle.

Do you honestly thing he only drinks on stream or only uses streaming as an excuse to drink? That nigga's drunk by noon everyday.

Every stream he looks greasier and his hair looks thinner. He is decomposing live, looks more pathetic, and shakes more vigorously every time a new Elissa clip comes out.

Ancient forces of cucking.
Transform this emaciated form to BALLDO-RA THE EVER COPING!

As a young man, I never understood this. It was a lesson I learned far too late in life, and at no small cost, but the reason why you don't go out flirting with other people is because eventually, you WILL end up having sex with them.

My experience is it's a bad idea to lead people on. When they figure out you don't plan to deliver, they end up hating you and making your life unpleasant.

 

[Father Balldo]

I know it has been said but I cannot get over how increasingly awful he looks with each new week. It should be downright alarming to anyone close to him. Rapid decline.

It's like seeing Smeagol turn into Gollum.

Sad!

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Dunno if mentioned here but in Vices early stream with Megan Fox he licked an uncorked bottle, then grimaced and said 'Ugh better not pull a Nick"

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

Over the last few days with all the Maddox shit and Nick talking about things he used to do/why people don't like him anymore. I can't help but notice how much he has to assure people that what he has done is funny. It's almost after every breath he has to label everything he's done as "super funny". I don't know if it's just a speech quirk or if he really has to hype himself up again that he definitely is a comedian.

 

[Sock Cucker]

The edema could simply be that his protein-deficient alcoholic diet is putting his metabolism into starvation mode, meaning essential protein synthesis isn't able to meet replacement needs.

I would like to add:
His salt-based diet. A single packet of ramen contains 66% of the daily sodium allowance. If we assume that other things he eats during the day are highly processed, he could easily top double what the RDA is. Some sources recommend 1500 mgs daily (about what the ramen packet is), and that # would definitely be less for a mid-40's alcoholic.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah, he has definitely started to hate streaming. His kids are older and much more capable of taking care of themselves than they were before, while he was doing trial streams every day for weeks. That's why he is talking about the safe space too, he can't handle being called a cuck or a swinger or a wetbrained coomer, but he can't make any limitations on the chat, because he would be called out for censoring. Every stream he looks greasier and his hair looks thinner. He is decomposing live, looks more pathetic, and shakes more vigorously every time a new Elissa clip comes out.

He definitely has that kind of definition for both "monogamous" and "exclusive". He used them both again in the newest Elissa clip. Exclusive just means that they exclude some people from their relationship, not necessarily all people.

It's amazing how Nick can look so broken while coping and giving life advice to strangers. He looks like a man who just walked into his bedroom and saw his wife fuck another man.

What's going on here? Isn't this his locals stream? Why is he wearing a buttoned shirt at like 3-4am? Why is he so 'wet'? Huh?

 

[Strix454]

Over the last few days with all the Maddox shit and Nick talking about things he used to do/why people don't like him anymore. I can't help but notice how much he has to assure people that what he has done is funny. It's almost after every breath he has to label everything he's done as "super funny". I don't know if it's just a speech quirk or if he really has to hype himself up again that he definitely is a comedian.

Being a super-funny comedian was his big cope after Eric July outed him as a pretend lawyer. He needs things to hang on to in order to prove to himself that he isn't a talentless uneducated life failure. He has convinced himself that people watched him not for anything to do with law, but because he was always funny.

Alot of the worst stuff on Nick's current streams seems to be Nick trying to convince himself of things about himself.