Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[WelperHelper99]

Some funny BossmanJack clips from today. First of all, Austin admits he's gay and wants to lick balls in this gay ass rap:

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And now for the more serious part, the continuing genocide against innocent headphones, Austin's Total Headphone Death. Here he starts ramping up the violence, by putting the headphones down aggressively on his desk. This is obviously a warning shot to the poor headphones.

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Here you can witness Austin trying to gas the headphones by lighting a cigarette. He smokes an awful lot of cigarettes for someone who has claimed to have stopped smoking.

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In this clip, he's coming down from a ~500 USD balance on Mines, only to fucking lose it all, and the headphones get treated horribly again.

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Here the headphones are put down on the desk, albeit not with the gentle care the headphones deserve.

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And here he smashes them to the ground again after getting felted after redepositing at least 5 times.

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This is unacceptable, Austin is committing genocide on these poor headphones and won't stop until every pair his parents buy for him get destroyed.

Austin hates his life and wants those headphones to know about it. He needs to nail a pillow to the desk so he stops wasting money. But until then, Total Headphone Death

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Attempting to generate threatening headphone images but I can't quite seem to get the prompt good enough

All of these are beautiful expressions of Austin's tortured soul and the headphones taking his wrath for it. So much soul

 

[AnOminous]

Its still funny how he gained 2k+ from BJ only for the house to snipe that shit at the last moment with a black jack is funny as hell. I know its not HIS money but Shifty's, but its still funny nonetheless.

I think the funniest arc would be if he ever actually fucks over Shifty. Because you know he will some day, for crack or some other fucked up reason. You can tell he's afraid of that guy.

Can someone fill me in on who this shifty dude is? Ive been out of the loop since september.

He's apparently another degenerate gambler but he likes staking BMJ to do gambling for him and return any wins to him.

And for some reason, BMJ seems to take instructions from him and actually pay him back. BMJ bets exactly like Shifty tells him to. He pays him back when he wins.

But it's still the same degen gambling BMJ does and nobody knows why he takes instructions from this particular dude.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Just imagine the kino we'd get if BMJ won big, as in lottery jackpot levels of big.

 

[figure it out persons]

Just imagine the kino we'd get if BMJ won big, as in lottery jackpot levels of big.

we all know even if he won 500 million he'd find some casino that lets him play 50 mil hands till he felts, it's clearly not about the money

 

[GetRichOrCryTryin']

Just imagine the kino we'd get if BMJ won big, as in lottery jackpot levels of big.

Ive seen bmj win 9k in one sitting at Mines. Now 9k can be life changing money to anyone. However this is bmj we're talking about. I have never, ever seen someone rack up that much amount, and lose it all. People in the chat were saying "pull out! Pull out!" But as you may guessed, he did not. If bmj won a million he would lose that in seconds, and probably kill himself. I know I would.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I don't use Kick, but I have the app downloaded and followed Mad at the Internet (as a backup in case Rumble and Odysee aren't working) and BMJ. I opened it today and saw Austin was live, so I clicked his stream to see what it was like. Without ever having interacted in his streams, I was already banned.
It's so over, bros.

 

[GetRichOrCryTryin']

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I don't use Kick, but I have the app downloaded and followed Mad at the Internet (as a backup in case Rumble and Odysee aren't working) and BMJ. I opened it today and saw Austin was live, so I clicked his stream to see what it was like. Without ever having interacted in his streams, I was already banned.
It's so over, bros.

I got banned for saying "have a good night yall" after he lost 2k XD

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

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I don't use Kick, but I have the app downloaded and followed Mad at the Internet (as a backup in case Rumble and Odysee aren't working) and BMJ. I opened it today and saw Austin was live, so I clicked his stream to see what it was like. Without ever having interacted in his streams, I was already banned.
It's so over, bros.

If you have typed in MATI at some point TargetMePlz aka Isaac Dunn might have given your account to one of Bossmans mods. Otherwise if you have followed bossman and have a name that looks like a bot and or is named like crackmanlossman or something he saw it in follow feed and banned it.

 

[Punished Neco]

Bossman uses the new slot Dark Summoning to showcase his idea of the peak male physique

 

[Kees H]

Clips of his first stream in at least a day. We start out with Austin chimping out over a hit on mines, and then he gets too greedy. Unfortunately we miss a big part of his malding due to his microphone having suffered collateral damage from Total Headphone Death, and it seems the connector is getting more fucked up by the day.

Austin tells about how he's banned on CashApp, and how he got his mom (wtf) banned on CashApp by using her account and them detecting it.

The headphonocaust continues, Total Headphone Death must be executed by Austin. This genocide won't end without government intervention. He gets felted on Blackjack and unfortunately the poor innocent headphones have to suffer again.

Another unmuted drugsdeal by Austin, apparently it's hard to mute your mic.

More damage dealt to the poor innocent headphones. Another chapter in the innocent suffering of these poor headphones and Austin's plans for Total Headphone Death.

And the final felt which made him take the stream offline for at least 20 mins, for which the poor innocent headphones also have to suffer. Austin can't stop committing crimes against innocent headphones.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I think the funniest arc would be if he ever actually fucks over Shifty. Because you know he will some day, for crack or some other fucked up reason. You can tell he's afraid of that guy.

Addicts will famously bite the hand that feeds them, and Austin already has a track record of this. He lost his stake sponsorship because he couldn't handle having to wait a few hours for his deposit limits to reset, so he violated his agreement and went gambling elsewhere.

Shifty could be an enforcer for a Serbian crime syndicate, but the day will still come where he will try and fuck him over. It doesn't matter how scary Shifty is or how much damage he could legitimately do to Austin. Austin will either try to hold back winnings he owes Shifty, or he will fuck up and gamble money he wasn't supposed to. It's only a matter of time. Austin can't control himself. He's proven that time and time again.

 

[Kees H]

More damage being dealt around 10 minutes ago to the poor innocent headphones. The headphonocaust must stop. Austin needs to withdraw money for crack most likely so he almost fucks it up here, but the power of the crackrock is strong enough to remind him he should withdraw the crack money (or Derrick Christmas has threatened violence if he calls "i don't have the money anymore dude").

 

[lossmancrack]

BMJ down thousands today... crazy how does this Ponzi keep going

 

[Fruttasecca]

He go to lantic city to see his brother, his other brother

You like to gamble? You took kind off a gamble coming in this thread.

 

[degengambalar]

Can someone fill me in on who this shifty dude is? Ive been out of the loop since september.

Shifty is gabe. He wrote this in chat today and it's exactly the same amount gabe kept talking about when hitting big on casino. He also changed his name to Bossgirlshifty. These guys really do browse this site daily for how much they hate you. Gabe was also confirmed to be from here.


Anyway BMJ reached his deposit limit through bossgirls juice, -10k. Now he's upset he has "nothing to do for the rest of the day".

I think the funniest arc would be if he ever actually fucks over Shifty. Because you know he will some day, for crack or some other fucked up reason. You can tell he's afraid of that guy.

This is inevitable. You rarely see regulars in his chat for more than a few months, you never see them if they juice him. That's because he just keeps expecting more and more. Eventually people get tired of the bullshit and essentially being nothing more than a wallet to him.
Hopefully one day BMJ can lose all of shifty's 5 million and then ban him cause he can't juice anymore.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Shifty is gabe.

The only thing that irks me about this claim is the motive. IIRC gabe first namefagged and juiced $300 after a supposed keno win which heavily influenced Austin to play it. He may have juiced smaller increments before, but for certain we can ascertain that a "gabe" is nowhere to be seen nowadays.

If we are to believe that "bossgirlshifty," formerly "ShiftyG," has 5M+ in crypto, then it stands to reason as to why juicing Austin is fun. It's chump-change to the 5M+ crypto holder and in the off-chance he is lucky, he gets a very small profit. Again, framing it in the context of a claimed 5M+ crypto holding.

But looping back to motive, we witnessed a massive meltdown over $300 previously juiced by gabe a while back. This isn't for Austin's reaction now, as Kasino regulars despise when "ShiftyG" appears as Austin is acutely aware that it is not his own money and will be paying it back on a big win. This is obvious during big wins/losses. He will freak out over a ~$100 win of his own, but barely blink on a $2k blackjack hand loss on "ShiftyG" money.

If it is gabe now namefagging as "ShiftyG," he's a double nigger for thinking we care about his own holdings. Bottom line, total ShiftyG death. Quit diluting content you faggot.

 

[GetRichOrCryTryin']

I genuinely hope that BMJ trolls don't turn into WingsOfRedemption trolls. I wanna see albums be made like liquid richard. Not people sending cops to the dudes house to fuck with his parents. Hopefully the trolls have a brain, and human decency. However I won't be surprised if one of Wingsofredemptions trolls see BMJ and decide to fuck with him like they do with the Pepsi pimp.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

we all know even if he won 500 million he'd find some casino that lets him play 50 mil hands till he felts, it's clearly not about the money

Of course it's not about the money. It's about the high score.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Of course it's not about the money. It's about the high

ftfy

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Gets his daily reload and plans to use 75 of it to pay back debts, but the gamba spirit takes over as he tries to gamba just enough to be able to withdraw. Loses it all on Mines moments later

31k lost in one week


Looks like he broke the headphones already. The right side looks fucked


Watched the replay. Yup, they're fucked