Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He can bang the drum all he wants about how he hasn't changed, but everyone sees it.

You can literally visibly see it just by taking random screen grabs from his streams from month to month. The man is visibly falling apart.

 

[FedPostalService]

Eagerly awaiting Nick’s take on St. Paul:

11 For whether I, or they, so we preach, and so you have believed. 12 Now if Christ be preached, that he arose again from the dead, how do some among you say, that there is no resurrection of the dead? 13 But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then Christ is not risen again. 14 And if Christ be not risen again, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain. 15 Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God: because we have given testimony against God, that he hath raised up Christ; whom he hath not raised up, if the dead rise not again.

Thing is Nick shouldn’t be interpreting that, that’s filthy Protestant behaviour.

He should be seeking advice from his priest and doing confession, along with what ever idol worshipping papists do.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You can literally visibly see it just by taking random screen grabs from his streams from month to month. The man is visibly falling apart.

It's like watching a late-stage cancer or AIDS patient. The physical decomposition we can see on-screen is almost frightening.

Imagine the smell.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick seems to think that some of us want him “broken”, which I don’t think is the case.

I want him to quit drinking and deliver the kind is streams he used to do. Or heck, quit drinking and quit streaming if that what he wants.

No alcohol=More time to do things like clean his kitchen. And less dumb decisions like Baldo reviews and developing dysfunctional parasocial relationships with thirsty weirdos on Local.

Nah, Nick is right on this one. He was probably wrong if this had been around dec2022-march2023 because people just thought he was just burnt out but the past 9 months he has shown how much of a piece of shit he is that I don't want to see any redemption. Can't even see it. Goin from for-the-fans to fuck-the-fans, the cuties defending, the cheering for business ruination, the whining about blacklists but keeping grudges himself, the struggle session, the two faced i-want-you-to-succeed spiel, the rich ytber rhetoric, the gloating over nude leaks, and probably a whole lot more that i can't even think of right now. Alcoholism can't excuse these. Redemption is too good for him.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Thing is Nick shouldn’t be interpreting that, that’s filthy Protestant behaviour.

He should be seeking advice from his priest and doing confession, along with what ever idol worshipping papists do.

I think his church in Minnesota is a protestant church, even though he almost never goes there.

 

[Fapcop]

Idk why Nick suddenly wanted to become some kind of relationship role model, or “save conservatives from sexless marriages” or whatever.

Nobody ever went to his streams for that.

(Also a helluva reach and weird take. As a general rule I don’t sperg about my sexlife on livestreams or on kiwifarms. Nor do I expect others to. Not because I’m in a “death pact” or deeply unhappy, but because it’s private and because it’s weird to constantly over share.)

Fuck, if Nick wanted to start talking about relationships, marriage, etc, the way to do that would be to maybe get together with some other men from different backgrounds and talk about it there once or twice a month separate from his other streams.

The way to go would DEFINITELY NOT be to set up a locals filled with degens, and have my tipsy wife cocktease simps while talking about an election.

I don’t even necessarily believe half the stuff said about Rekieta here but dang. Man needs some help. And some self reflection. And to quit drinking.

 

[FedPostalService]

I think his church in Minnesota is a protestant church, even though he almost never goes there.

I thought that he always LARPed as a pape? John Paul II didn’t die for this.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I thought that he always LARPed as a pape? John Paul II didn’t die for this.

His parents were catholics, and his grandparents were very devout. They even funded a whole hospital in Tyler, Texas, in the name of the church. It is "Louis and Peaches Owen Heart Hospital." Their daughter Celeste Rekieta (née. Owen) is Nick's mother.
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Nick was clearly never that religious or devoted. He probably just changed to protestant when he got married to Kayla

 

[Swole McPole]

From what I remember, I don't think he ever suggested that he was good at attracting women. I think the first time he talked about going to bars and picking up women was during the copesplaining stream with the black tank top around christmastime last year.

It seems pretty damn clear to me that Rekieta changed when the leather-titted wine-moms of Locals began sending him tits and ass pics and sliding into his DM's.

Rekieta went from somebody who couldn't get laid to save his life during his high school and college years, when most young men sow their wild oats, to somebody who suddenly found himself knee deep in pussy.
Regardless of how much casual sex you might have had in the past, that stuff can turn a man's head. But for a man who's only ever had one sexual partner, you're going to get to wondering:

"What would it be like?"
"Would Kayla definitely find out?"
"Is there a way to do this without destroying my marriage?"
"Say I did it and I *did* get caught, would she leave me? Would I get one free pass?"

It's pretty clear to me that his behaviour over the last year or so has all been about him obsessively exploring these things. One of the very first Rekieta videos I watched featured Kayla. She came on screen, stood with her back to him and was very obviously fondling his knob -- so the camera couldn't actually see her hands/his knob, but it was just showing her face.

Christian women with five kids who've been married for over twenty years don't carry on like that, making a public spectacle of themselves -- displaying their slatternly qualities for all and sundry to see. I'm fairly certain that she's behaving that way because he's putting her under pressure to gratify his coomer urges and she's worried about what might become of her marriage.

But of course, a surreptitious fondle was never going to be sufficient for a man who's having shedloads of middle aged pussy flashing their gash in his direction. So he's been consistently escalating. To Gay 90's and his underwear parties. To Hedonism 2 and it's swinger events. To Ricardo and Romaine and the other purveyors of big black third world cock. He's been trying to find ways in which he can indulge his coomer urges without just going balls out and having actual penetrative sex with somebody outside of his marriage, but it's only a matter of time. When you devote that much time and energy to something, sooner or later you're going to do the deed.

I think he's just trying to find a way that Kayla can give him permission to do it so that he doesn't have to take responsibility for his actions.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't help but notice how much he has to assure people that what he has done is funny. It's almost after every breath he has to label everything he's done as "super funny". I don't know if it's just a speech quirk or if he really has to hype himself up again that he definitely is a comedian.

It’s because he’s acting like the degenerate alcoholic he is, many people have noticed it both online and IRL, and calling it comedy is a cope.

He may as well say the last year has been performance art in service of social commentary. Nobody is believing any of his excuses.

Sean is being a very good friend to him and Nick will probably say thanks by stabbing him in the back in his usual pussy demeanor. All while saying he loves Sean, hopes he makes millions of dollars, etc.

 

[Potatoherder]

Idk why Nick suddenly wanted to become some kind of relationship role model, or “save conservatives from sexless marriages” or whatever.

Nobody ever went to his streams for that.

After Depp he got a massive following of women in loveless marriages who started give him compliments about his claimed perfect family. During the Night of the Balldos he said his audience was now more female and the old audience just needed to accept he was shifting content to women. He just assumed his audience shifted and they'd be as loyal as the past viewers. Come to find out truecrime women are very fickle and dropped Nick the moment he stopped covering what they wanted.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I think he's just trying to find a way that Kayla can give him permission to do it so that he doesn't have to take responsibility for his actions.

As funny as it is to think Nick is just a massive homosexual cuck lusting for black cock this seems to me the much more likely option.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck, if Nick wanted to start talking about relationships, marriage, etc, the way to do that would be to maybe get together with some other men from different backgrounds and talk about it there once or twice a month separate from his other streams.

Who wants that from some Balldo degenerate who swings and cucks? He's obviously not someone to take relationship advice from, he's a horrible example of what not to be.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Who wants that from some Balldo degenerate who swings and cucks? He's obviously not someone to take relationship advice from, he's a horrible example of what not to be.

You mean a great example of what not to be

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Damn. I knew nothing of the lolsuit other than the narrative that Maddox was a whiny bitch. I never liked Dick, the only exposure I had with him was when he was on Nick's show, and I couldn't stand him. I watched all of Maddox's video and damn my perspective has changed. Maybe it's confirmation bias, but considering how terrible of a person Dax is, I side with Maddox on this. The fact that Nick willingly sides with Dick, in light of Maddox's video, just tells me how much of a piece of shit he is.

Especially given the tactics he and Ruley have employed and endorsed.

The New OP will have a whole section explaining the link between Dick and Dax.

(Hearing 'Dick and Dax' in my head inspires me to write morality rhymes about their escapades)

I think his church in Minnesota is a protestant church, even though he almost never goes there.

His parents were catholics, and his grandparents were very devout. They even funded a whole hospital in Tyler, Texas, in the name of the church. It is "Louis and Peaches Owen Heart Hospital." Their daughter Celeste Rekieta (née. Owen) is Nick's mother.
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Nick was clearly never that religious or devoted. He probably just changed to protestant when he got married to Kayla

He has sperged about how his church does not unerstsnd him, how getting up to attend is a big pain, how he hates having to drive his children there for hours long 'confirmation' style classes, how he LOVED online services during COVID, how he disagrees with most of the churches, how his church family bible study/peer support group cannot understand his woes, amd how only the music really speaks to him because he is silently correcting the minister's 'mistakes' in his head during the sermon.

His connection to the Church or any other church is almost non-existant beyond the imposition of others.

It’s because he’s acting like the degenerate alcoholic he is, many people have noticed it both online and IRL, and calling it comedy is a cope.

He may as well say the last year has been performance art in service of social commentary. Nobody is believing any of his excuses.

Sean is being a very good friend to him and Nick will probably say thanks by stabbing him in the back in his usual pussy demeanor. All while saying he loves Sean, hopes he makes millions of dollars, etc.

Sean is a good boi who dindunuffin. He is playing a very straight game (the kind Mindset pretends to) so far, and I expect some silent seething from Nick if Sean keeps on the straight path he has chosen.

 

[Fapcop]

Who wants that from some Balldo degenerate who swings and cucks? He's obviously not someone to take relationship advice from, he's a horrible example of what not to be.

Could have been more specific there.

What I meant was that IF Nick for whatever reason felt drawn to the topic PRE BALLDO… Then there was a way to go about it.

That didn’t make include (sigh) reviewing sex toys online.

Ffs, did he ever think “Oh wait, my kids may see this!”

 

[Not Who You Think]

I think you mean her ruined, devastated, destroyed, ravaged, shattered, wrecked, eradicated, obliterated, sacked, razed, gutted, absolutely annihilated, totaled, rustang wrapped around a tree, twin towers after 9/11, just completely garbage, unwanted by everyone body.
Nick's words, not mine :^)

On that note, noticed that the a lot of posts pertaining to the "wrecked body" clip on this thread seem to showcase Clairebear's coverage with her commentary. Here is the original clip without commentary provided by @Shush back in December 2022 and a link to the post containing many other clips. To make this easier to find with the search function: wife's body ruined, wife's body destroyed, pregnancy ruined her body.

 

[Anticipointment]

To me it seems like his anti-RedPill crusade is a voicing of his displeasure with how his life turned out. The Red Pill 'find a young Virginia 20 years younger and pump her full of babies' TRAD CHAD LARP seems to be what sets him off, and he is warning people away from doing what he did--namely, settling down early into a domestic arrangement.

This is esp “funny” because “Old Nick” would often counsel people to jump into marriage & kids. A guy would super chat like he’d been with his girlfriend however long & was thinking of proposing & starting a family & was wondering should he take the leap or wait till he was better situated in life? Nick would tell him to wife up & make as many babies as they could asap, don’t worry, finances & things would magically work themselves out & the benefits of marriage & the joy of kids would balance out anything else.

One of the very first Rekieta videos I watched featured Kayla. She came on screen, stood with her back to him and was very obviously fondling his knob -- so the camera couldn't actually see her hands/his knob, but it was just showing her face.

Wut?!

I'm fairly certain that she's behaving that way because he's putting her under pressure to gratify his coomer urges and she's worried about what might become of her marriage.

Something about Kayla is always very performative. Her theater background might play into this but she gives the impression that she is playing a character.

 

[Swole McPole]

As funny as it is to think Nick is just a massive homosexual cuck lusting for black cock this seems to me the much more likely option.

I don't rule any of that out. It may well be that he thinks Kayla would be more prepared to go for a threesome that involves some black cock. I think he definitely has some flexibility in terms of the preferred gender of his sexual partners. So when he says 'I have never actually been penetrated by big black cock', he's only being truthful because he's leaving off the important qualifier, 'yet'.

I also think his parents and the family money have been an importany constraint on his behaviour. If his parents had been 'don't give a fuck' modern liberals, I bet he'd been swinging with the best of them for years now. But they appear to be old school noblesse oblige trad catholics, so he has to be careful he doesn't get excommunicated from that family money.

Wut?!

Weirdly, I wondered if I'd actually imagined this but then the same clip it popped up on here at some point over the last week or two.

Let me see if I can find it.

Edit: OK, I went back to page 2600, but it didn't show up. But the clip was like this: Nick is sat at his desk, facing the camera as he generally is. Kayla comes into shot from the side -- she's also facing the camera, she wanders over to Nick and you think she's going to sit on his lap but she remains standing. She has her hands behind her back.

Although you can't actually see anything, it's pretty clear from the expressions on their faces that she's fondling his dick. This happens for a couple of seconds, and then she moves on.

It will have been a clip, either on Elissa's channel or on Law Nerd Clips because I wasn't watching Rekieta's interminable streams.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Ffs, did he ever think “Oh wait, my kids may see this!”

There is a perfect slip of this when he rages at a chatter for asking this question and says: 'GOOD! GOOD! If they find out how much their dad loves their mom, GOOD!' He also does the whiney bitch voice he does for his detractors that used to the the Soye cuck impression.