Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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I guess this is what's he's been up to:
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Who the fuck is he expecting to do his weird futa surgery? He already got told to fuck off by the only doctor within a reasonable distance for being a turbo-sperg. And I recall from earlier in the thread that there are only a few doctors in the country willing to do it. Did he just give up and decide to schedule your standard issue rot-pocket?
 
Who the fuck is he expecting to do his weird futa surgery? He already got told to fuck off by the only doctor within a reasonable distance for being a turbo-sperg. And I recall from earlier in the thread that there are only a few doctors in the country willing to do it. Did he just give up and decide to schedule your standard issue rot-pocket?
IIRC, Rioley was 86'd by that doctor and hospital in San Francisco for bringing in his own drugs (ahem, medication) and terrorizing the staff, but later claimed to have had that decision reversed due to troon begging. He is however the most unreliable of narrators so until he inevitably posts pics of his nightmare crotch, the futa remains elusive.
 
I wonder if he has chordee

That looks like some weird scar tissue

Maybe he had some disastrous attempt to correct his dick as a baby and his parents just wrote it off as telling him he's intersex, because that looks like heavy keloid scarring to me
It sounds like he has an additional demonic attachment site from a botched routine infant circumcision. This can happen to any part of the body with a direct nervous system connection to the brain and a sufficient blood supply, as long as there is sufficient demonic presence to make sure that the injury heals just so. Unfortunately, demonic possession among the US medical establishment is widespread. There are many reasons for this, but the actively malevolent response to COVID-19 greatly accelerated the takeover.

Attachment sites are used when a demon is assigned an iniquity to tempt someone, because of their risk or pattern of sin. A spiritual bond is formed between the demon and the attachment site, allowing the demon to affect the person directly including using telepathy to speak to them.

Demons create additional attachment sites so that a person can be possessed by more demons at a time (in most case, the usual limit is 5, but there are 21 separate categories of iniquity). Also in some cases the demons attached to the extra sites are hidden.

Because demons draw energy from the body through the attachment site, and since these jury-rigged extra attachment sites are poorly implemented, the injury usually doesn't heal properly. The attachment site is also likely to hurt when a demon attaches to it, or summons a wraith. And finally, the presence of the demonic is felt rather than known consciously, so there just seems something wrong about that part of the body to the person concerned.

As a result, the person tends to loath that part of the body and may even want to cut it off. And because routine infant circumcision creates many such demonic attachment sites, many men come to loathe their circumcised penis due to this demonic presence. Of course, the demons tend to accentuate such feelings on purpose, and their presence makes it easier to tempt the victim sexually into perversions such as AGP.

So that is an important part of how routine infant circumcision, performed by doctors who themselves have iniquities of genital mutilation (usually in addition to pride, power-seeking, and idolatry of money and the worldly medical establishment itself) makes certain unfortunate men hate their penises and sets them up to chop them off and troon out.
 
Am I the only one that's a bit disappointed there's been no updates about Rioley? There's been several furry cons and still no sighting from him - what's going on? Is he dead? In rehab? We need another "I suck dick for cocks" chimp out, it's been too long...
Rioley is like that. Radio silence for six months or so and then, out of nowhere, major spergout.
 
Rioley is like that. Radio silence for six months or so and then, out of nowhere, major spergout.
There's a pot boiling to a fever pitch somewhere. He can go without stirring drama for a while, but he outdoes himself every time he fails to contain it any longer. He'll only peak after he kills someone.

For disclaimer purposes, I'm saying that's a possibility given his asocial behavior, not because the mean Kiwis are talking about him on a website he doesn't even read. I've seen his blueberry muffin spotted Smurf penis in a diaper, so if anything, I'm the one at a bigger risk of an unnatural death because of this thread.
 
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I figured he's more active on blue sky as he changed his Twitter thing to Ripley.bsky.social. I don't have a blue sky, last thing I heard you need an invitation or something
He does appear to be on bluesky: https://archive.fo/wip/ZCVFn
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ETA: What celebrities?
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