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[Blackstar]

Not an expert, but isn't "Rozumiem" same for both sexes?

Yes, but the past tense is gendered. Additionally gender will still probably show up in another way, be it other verbs, nouns, or adjectives. Like the pooner said, the Polish language is full of gender.

 

[Fapcop]

Not an expert, but isn't "Rozumiem" same for both sexes?

Past tense.

And just one of many words where it’s different for men and women.

Just off the top of my head “I brought”, “I bought”, he/she gave me” and on and on.

Slavic languages must be a nightmare for troons.

 

[Panzerfrau]

In polish, every noun is gendered. So for example word "flower" is male, "water" is female and so on. Some nouns, like "chair", have third, neutral gender (basically "it"), but it's never being used in first and second person. Well, until now. Some polish genderspecials are trying to make it a thing and oh man oh man.

Ja zrozumiałem <- male
Ja zrozumiałam <- female
Ja zrozumiałom <- gender neutral form proposed by twitter-brained teenagers

It makes them sound like people speaking one of regional dialects, which is funny because they usually see people from those regions as uneducated hicks. I've seen some kids pretending to be confused about this nonbinary thing and assuming it's a dialect, pretty funny.

 

[Blackstar]

In polish, every noun is gendered. So for example word "flower" is male, "water" is female and so on. Some nouns, like "chair", have third, neutral gender (basically "it"), but it's never being used in first and second person. Well, until now. Some polish genderspecials are trying to make it a thing and oh man oh man.

Ja zrozumiałem <- male
Ja zrozumiałam <- female
Ja zrozumiałom <- gender neutral form proposed by twitter-brained teenagers

It makes them sound like people speaking one of regional dialects, which is funny because they usually see people from those regions as uneducated hicks. I've seen some kids pretending to be confused about this nonbinary thing and assuming it's a dialect, pretty funny.

>Try altering the language to be inclusive for you because you're a fucking faggot
>Now people think not that you're a faggot tranny, but that you're Silesian or a Góral

 

[Panzerfrau]

>Try altering the language to be inclusive for you because you're a fucking faggot
>Now people think not that you're a faggot tranny, but that you're Silesian or a Góral

Górale should make them pay culture appropriation tax.

 

[The King-In-Chains]

In Czech:

Ja rozumím. Much like @Panzerfrau stated, you never really apply the femininum or masc. version unless you're using transgressive(?) or past forms.

Rozuměl M.
Rozuměla F.
Rozumělo N.
(Not a native speaker, so don't quote me on that. Also not a grammar nerd.)

Slavic languages must be a nightmare for troons.

It is, and it is also a great natural deterrent. Only troons in Eastern and Central Europe i've ever seen were foreigners.

Deutsch is also gendered, I've heard some twitter types trying to de-fang that.

*Edited for spelling.

 

[caffeinated Chihuahua]

Deutsch is also gendered, I've heard some twitter types trying to de-fang that.

It is and it's hilarious, sadly binary trans people won't face many problems besides the normal english typical misgendering and a lot of confusion with the conjugation, but genderspecials just don't work at all . Our polite way of talking to another (which has a lot of social norms around it when its ok to drop it and start saying "you" to another) is basically calling the other person "they/them", this sounds like a win for them at first glance, but you also have to use "Herr/Frau last name " (Sir/Ma'am) with it or it doesn't work in most contexts. So we have no way of talking gender neutral to someone that isn't on some level rude. The only true gender neutral way would be using you and it all the time .

A lot of the discourse around the gendering is about the plural of our words. They default to the masculine plural and are only feminine if you know it's only females. The genderspecial activists have taken it on themselves to invent a clunky "genderneutral" form which is just the male and female form mixed together, but in a bad way. For example:
Lehrer (Teachers)
Lehrerinnen (female Teachers)
Lehrer*innen (genderneutral retarded form, I don't even know how I am supposed to pronounce that, because I refuse to)

It is really retarded, I have never felt left out because of the plural of words, I always knew it included men and women, even as a kid.

Spoiler: retard mini powerlevel

My Dad once said to me he respects feminists, who just use the feminine plural, but that the gender neutral way is idiotic and I agree. Use whatever plural, who gives a shit, but don't invent clunky new forms. It just sounds stupid and disrupts the fluency of speech.

I also don't know the specifics, but our laws around name change are pretty strict. You are only allowed to change your name if it impacts you negatively (like if it sounds obscene etc.) so trans people can change their name, but only their first name and I don't know if they can choose freely or have to abide by certain rules like having to take the genderbend version of their name if there is one.
edit: forgot to explain the dumb gender discourse correctly

 

[The King-In-Chains]

Lehrer*innen (genderneutral retarded form, I don't even know how I am supposed to pronounce that, because I refuse to)

Mein gott..... das muss es sein?

That was pretty succinct as far as an explanation goes, thanks for the clarification.

Funny tidbit, AFAIK in Czechia to officially switch gender on the record you have to be sterilized. If there was a way to condone transitioning in civil society, I think that is a fair way to go about it.

 

[aboow]

The genderspecial activists have taken it on themselves to invent a clunky "genderneutral" form which is just the male and female form mixed together, but in a bad way. For example:
Lehrer (Teachers)
Lehrerinnen (female Teachers)
Lehrer*innen (genderneutral retarded form, I don't even know how I am supposed to pronounce that, because I refuse to)

There is a Firefox addon to change it back to the generic masculine https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/binnen-i-be-gone/

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[monstrous bubo]

This has been in the Tranny sideshows thread and @The Skeksis Emperor did some digging. It gets worse.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

Troon ally journalists with disability trying to get to the Brianna Ghey trial keeps getting cucked by the based railroad
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The worst kind of person, demands everyone bend over backwards for not only his physical disability but his mental one too. “Nothing ever goes exactly the way I want it too! This is a disaster!”.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Pooner is upset they can't find male clothes that fit, causing anxiety because the obvious solution to dress like a woman is not gender affirming.

https://archive.ph/PDwqq

Spoiler: Text

VENT - Advice Welcome Lack of Professional Clothing Suffocating Professional Development - What to do? (self.FTMOver30)
submitted 8 hours ago by ImmediateDraft2477

TL;DR - After years of feeling good, I am suddenly stuck by absolutely crippling dysphoria that's ruining my professional growth. How do I force myself to shake hands and schmooze when it feels like the only clothing 'made' for me is basketball shorts?

I (35M) have been in transition for about ten years now. Aside from being shorter than average, I live a pretty comfortable life being perceived cis by the world around me. Most days the fact that I am trans isn't something I or anybody else seems to think about.

Over the last couple months a lot has changed. I took a new in-office job, joined the Board of an organization I've been pursuing for a while, and even got accepted into an awesome fintech leadership cohort that I'd applied for last year. After several years of being hybrid, I find myself not only out of the house more but in pretty high-stakes professional circles where I need to put my best foot forward.

I started shopping for dress shirts, pants, even a suit and... It's like my world came caving in on me. I've struggled to find clothes the entirety of my transition because I'm high waisted and wide-hipped, but this is absolutely killing me. I have dropped an embarrassing amount of money already on clothes that 100% do not work. Shirts don't close at the bottom because my hips are too big, or the sleeves hang so long I look like a child playing dress up. I even paid to have an already-very-expensive suit tailored and I felt *worse* afterwards - ever single curve felt amplified to almost comedic effect.

I've shut down entirely. The past two weeks I haven't worn anything but sweats and sweatshirts, and I've been working remotely full time. I backed out of two *critical* networking events last minute because I have no clothes appropriate for casual Friday let alone a formal cocktail event. My husband (30M cis) is trying to be supportive, but how do I articulate that *I do not have the type of body that menswear is meant to fit*? I look like a child, a slob, or a 90s era butch comedian no matter what I put on my fucking body. I feel like my family is suffering because, without fail, I'm angry every day when it comes time to get dressed.

I'm over the whole body positive bs and the 'clothes have no gender' talking points. I'm the CFO of a multinational company, and I should be able to sit at a table with funders and not look like a goddamn clown. At this point it feels like my choices are 1) continue to blow thousands of dollars on ill-fitting suits until I somehow stumble upon perfection, 2) blow thousands AND take an extended leave of absence to have body sculpting done and hope that fixes things, or 3) accept that I am going to be unhappy, uncomfortable, and ugly in ever social scenario I exist in.

Like what the fuck, right? I'm laughing at myself right now because it's just ridiculous. I'm a good looking dude in good shape with a good job and a great family and yesterday I was having a full-blown meltdown because my sleeves were too long. Like get a fucking grip, dude.

I'm just fed up. I know there are cis dudes out there who have bodies similar to mine and they aren't existing in sweats and hoodies. There *has* to be a solution, but I'd rather drag my ass down a mile of sandpaper than invest any more fucking brainpower into this. All I want is to open my closet door in the morning and see options rather than obligations.

I look like a child, a slob, or a 90s era butch comedian

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If she's recently backed out of not one, but "two *critical* networking events last minute", maybe she could just keep up that kind of behavior and pretty soon she won't need to worry about what to wear to work. The histrionics are so manly, though.

Also, "CFO of a multinational company"? I want to know which, because for some reason I think it might be hilarious.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

There *has* to be a solution, but I'd rather drag my ass down a mile of sandpaper than invest any more fucking brainpower into this. All I want is to open my closet door in the morning and see options rather than obligations.

People are obligated to do plenty they don’t wish to do, if this retard is willing to blow this opportunity because they’re not willing to tailor suits or just nut up and deal with it, then what good would they actually be for a company or really even their family?

 

[lez 4 pez]

I live a pretty comfortable life being perceived cis by the world around me.

Shirts don't close at the bottom because my hips are too big, or the sleeves hang so long I look like a child playing dress up.

Pick one.

 

[aboow]

I'm the CFO of a multinational company, and I should be able to sit at a table with funders and not look like a goddamn clown

WTF happened that a CFO of a multinational company can't afford a tailor?

Edit: Missed the part where she tried it sorry.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Also, "CFO of a multinational company"? I want to know which, because for some reason I think it might be hilarious.

It's probably some company that imports troonshine or Alibaba garbage and resells it. There aren't many 30 year old CFOs of real multinational companies.

 

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[Accidental Protege]

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Moobs + XXL pants ≠ "boobs and a pretty big ass" You'll get there someday, lil Alice?