Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Kyangyenki]

With self-lubricating (colon/anus parts) SRS becoming more popular, how long until we get first tapeworm case in neovagina

 

[batteredpancakes]

Moment of silence for the poor wagies who have to sit in their cubicle listening to this guy dilate behind a cheap privacy screen.
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Spoiler: Help with Dilation?

I know, I know. Yet another post about dilation problems. This one's at least not TOO urgent or pressing, but I did look through the subreddit and wasn't able to find help... so I'm asking all of you!

I had vaginoplasty on 10/24 with Dr. Ramineni in DC and so far dilation has been alright! Uncomfortable and only sometimes painful, but mostly alright. I'm using the SoulSource dilators and am consistently getting to the 5th for every time. Since I'm just shy of 7 weeks post-op (6 weeks of dilating), I'm still on the green (1 3/8" diameter) dilator and plan to introduce the orange (1 1/2") next week.

Trouble is that my dilation sessions are currently taking about an hour and a half as I work my way up the sizes. I've been starting with purple (1 1/8") for 10 minutes, then blue (1 1/4") for 10 minutes, then green (1 3/8") for 15 minutes. I'm doing that 3 times a day, about 6-7 hours apart.

I go back to work in a week and a half and have been brainstorming how to dilate in my office. I have a privacy screen and a wedge pillow I can leave there to make it private, but I also want to make it shorter if I can - able to fit in an hour lunch break.

Today I was able to do just purple, then green and it was faster, but took a lot longer to get to depth with green. Any advice, or is this something I still just have to give more time to make easier?

 

[Fapcop]

Moment of silence for the poor wagies who have to sit in their cubicle listening to this guy dilate behind a cheap privacy screen.
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Spoiler: Help with Dilation?

I know, I know. Yet another post about dilation problems. This one's at least not TOO urgent or pressing, but I did look through the subreddit and wasn't able to find help... so I'm asking all of you!

I had vaginoplasty on 10/24 with Dr. Ramineni in DC and so far dilation has been alright! Uncomfortable and only sometimes painful, but mostly alright. I'm using the SoulSource dilators and am consistently getting to the 5th for every time. Since I'm just shy of 7 weeks post-op (6 weeks of dilating), I'm still on the green (1 3/8" diameter) dilator and plan to introduce the orange (1 1/2") next week.

Trouble is that my dilation sessions are currently taking about an hour and a half as I work my way up the sizes. I've been starting with purple (1 1/8") for 10 minutes, then blue (1 1/4") for 10 minutes, then green (1 3/8") for 15 minutes. I'm doing that 3 times a day, about 6-7 hours apart.

I go back to work in a week and a half and have been brainstorming how to dilate in my office. I have a privacy screen and a wedge pillow I can leave there to make it private, but I also want to make it shorter if I can - able to fit in an hour lunch break.

Today I was able to do just purple, then green and it was faster, but took a lot longer to get to depth with green. Any advice, or is this something I still just have to give more time to make easier?

Obligatory IMAGINE THE SMELL

 

[Hepativore]

Obligatory IMAGINE THE SMELL

Sorry, I could not resist...

 

[gampboonerisms]

@On a Journey I think my phone hates me rn, but this is literally the gayest man I've ever seen. I spent a lot of time around modern faghags in college 10 years ago. But I've never seen an actual female act like thus.
*tongue click*
*hand clap*
*but its LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE OMG FR CRAY CRAY GURL I DRAAAANK SO MUCH LAST NIGHT*

 

[Kumquat]

Moment of silence for the poor wagies who have to sit in their cubicle listening to this guy dilate behind a cheap privacy screen.
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Spoiler: Help with Dilation?

I know, I know. Yet another post about dilation problems. This one's at least not TOO urgent or pressing, but I did look through the subreddit and wasn't able to find help... so I'm asking all of you!

I had vaginoplasty on 10/24 with Dr. Ramineni in DC and so far dilation has been alright! Uncomfortable and only sometimes painful, but mostly alright. I'm using the SoulSource dilators and am consistently getting to the 5th for every time. Since I'm just shy of 7 weeks post-op (6 weeks of dilating), I'm still on the green (1 3/8" diameter) dilator and plan to introduce the orange (1 1/2") next week.

Trouble is that my dilation sessions are currently taking about an hour and a half as I work my way up the sizes. I've been starting with purple (1 1/8") for 10 minutes, then blue (1 1/4") for 10 minutes, then green (1 3/8") for 15 minutes. I'm doing that 3 times a day, about 6-7 hours apart.

I go back to work in a week and a half and have been brainstorming how to dilate in my office. I have a privacy screen and a wedge pillow I can leave there to make it private, but I also want to make it shorter if I can - able to fit in an hour lunch break.

Today I was able to do just purple, then green and it was faster, but took a lot longer to get to depth with green. Any advice, or is this something I still just have to give more time to make easier?

The dilation shit just kills me with the trans crowd. You know who doesn't have to dilate? Actual women, because their vaginas don't close up on them, and that's because the vagina is supposed to be there. You, on the other hand, must dilate every single day for the rest of your life, because it's a fucking open wound and your body is trying to heal it, because it's not supposed to be there.

 

[Helvetia]

The dilation shit just kills me with the trans crowd

i distinctly remember a friend who worked in a “trans-friendly” gynaecologist telling me how they’d run out of dilators meant for post-menopausal sexually active women and women who suffered from pelvic floor issues due to trannies buying them all.

they were always obsessed with going bigger and bigger, before inevitably presenting back at the clinic due to tearing their stitches or shoving it in too hard with their fat man hands. i visited her at work once. the smell still haunts me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I go back to work in a week and a half and have been brainstorming how to dilate in my office. I have a privacy screen and a wedge pillow I can leave there to make it private, but I also want to make it shorter if I can - able to fit in an hour lunch break.

Crap, I'm having some kind of a psychic vision come over me all of a sudden.

Somewhere out in the world of Diversity-honoring corporations, I wonder if there's a workplace where HR decided it was easiest to let the troon use the lactation room.

I mean, heck, we have the room already set up with a comfy chair and a lockable door and a minifridge to store the milk in; the way I see it, it's just one more lady to coordinate your use times with. Just girly things, right? Makes perfect sense!

It's only a matter of time.

 

[Hepativore]

Crap, I'm having some kind of a psychic vision come over me all of a sudden.

Somewhere out in the world of Diversity-honoring corporations, I wonder if there's a workplace where HR decided it was easiest to let the troon use the lactation room.

I mean, heck, we have the room already set up with a comfy chair and a lockable door and a minifridge to store the milk in; the way I see it, it's just one more lady to coordinate your use times with. Just girly things, right? Makes perfect sense!

It's only a matter of time.

I know that "dilation stations" started off as a rumor, but they may be coming to a workplace near you; complete with Adele music playing in the background and stacks of magazines from Pink News and Mermaids. Hopefully, there will have been several air fresheners installed for the benefit of the poor bastards who are stuck with cleaning the place out as part of their janitorial duties.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I know that "dilation stations" started off as a rumor, but they may be coming to a workplace near you; complete with Adele music playing in the background and stacks of magazines from Pink News and Mermaids. Hopefully, there will have been several air fresheners installed for the benefit of the poor bastards who are stuck with cleaning the place out as part of their janitorial duties.

My vision was more specific, and the only uncertainty is which will happen:

• Woke HR triumphantly sends email about how the "lactation room" was othering and it's now opened for the two main kinds of body-related issues for which the average woman might need non-bathroom private time: dilation and lactation. Anyone complaining about mess left behind or her expressed milk going missing from the minifridge is told to do better.
• Older male boss, already confused and slightly annoyed that the government says women can't be told to just do their breast pumping in the ladies' room, decides that if Mike is a woman now and that's the law too then the easiest solution is to give him his own key to the lactation room. Apparently we have to have one, apparently he has to do something every day because he's a woman, problem solved, don't @ me.
• Unlikely third option: troon-led grassroots takeover of office lactation room, many social media casualties.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

That’s assuming the troon is telling the truth. The troon (u/Sara_is_Lost) in question is a 46 year old adult man who is at least 6’ tall and admits he weighs 265 lbs so a big ol’ hon who is never gonna pass:

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He also is looking to get a rot pocket (paid by Medicare of course!) but claims he’s already been dumped as a patient by two clinics (Dr. Meltizer and Brigham Womens in Boston). He states doctors are putting malicious notes in his medical records. Has probably had an “It’s Ma’am!” Moment in at least one office.

I doubt he's telling the truth. Is Zukowski an incompetrnt quack? Probably. But I doubt he has the power to get anyone discharged from an ED that's in pretty critical condition.

Problem: Troons think they're going to look like 20 year old girls with these surgeries. When the post nut clarity wears off, they unleash their persecution complexes.
This person is really unappealing to look at. For 46, he looks to be in his mid to late 60s. Having sagging skin is an expected outcome when you're old and bones are removed from your face.

 

[Kiislova]

i distinctly remember a friend who worked in a “trans-friendly” gynaecologist telling me how they’d run out of dilators meant for post-menopausal sexually active women and women who suffered from pelvic floor issues due to trannies buying them all.

they were always obsessed with going bigger and bigger, before inevitably presenting back at the clinic due to tearing their stitches or shoving it in too hard with their fat man hands. i visited her at work once. the smell still haunts me.

I have morbid curiosity regarding that practitioner.
Can you give more details / anecdotes about that?

 

[DDR Yoga]

Are there any examples of a male who underwent dismemberment surgery, regretted it and then had an arm-bar installed?

 

[Helvetia]

I have morbid curiosity regarding that practitioner.
Can you give more details / anecdotes about that?

my friend was training to become a midwife, but has ended up training as a gynecologist, with a specialisation in obstetrics. all of her required reading in her final year was relating to trannies, both mtf and ftm.

they have a lot of people come in from the (now shut down) london transgender clinic, as apparently the LTC just kinda abandoned all thoughts of aftercare.

the LTC made some pretty... ok looking vaginas, but apparently most of the men that come in are disappointed by the depth - she estimated that most of the post-op trannies they get would prefer not to have a false cervix (e.g. the "wall" most men hit) created, and would rather go for max depth, which, as seen in the diagram below, means that they're at massive risk of splitting the rectovaginal septum.

she estimated about 30% of the mtf stinkditches that come in try and "stealth" it and pretend they were born a woman. they've had a few cases of some pretty "passing" ones come in, then they've been pressed on the speculum they need - tranny says the size, but the depth is atrocious, gyne presses and asks if depth is something they struggle with, tranny says no. speculum is opened, tranny is in searing fucking pain because their true and honest vagina doesn't really work. she estimated they've had incidents like that once or twice every week.

when I've been there, i'd say its roughly 1:5 women:men. they haemorrhage workers because they're so abused by trannies and there's a wholeass separate handbook on how to deal with them.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

the LTC made some pretty... ok looking vaginas,

*stinkditches

 

[Wednezday]

Was just browsing the aforementioned London Transgender Clinic and found this highlight.

 

[Mad_Dog]

My vision was more specific, and the only uncertainty is which will happen:

• Woke HR triumphantly sends email about how the "lactation room" was othering and it's now opened for the two main kinds of body-related issues for which the average woman might need non-bathroom private time: dilation and lactation. Anyone complaining about mess left behind or her expressed milk going missing from the minifridge is told to do better.
• Older male boss, already confused and slightly annoyed that the government says women can't be told to just do their breast pumping in the ladies' room, decides that if Mike is a woman now and that's the law too then the easiest solution is to give him his own key to the lactation room. Apparently we have to have one, apparently he has to do something every day because he's a woman, problem solved, don't @ me.
• Unlikely third option: troon-led grassroots takeover of office lactation room, many social media casualties.

I identify as a breast pump, am I allowed in the lactation room? Wait, no, scratch that, I don't want to suck on hairy moobs until warm troon-milk comes shooting down my throat.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Since women have campaigned to be able to breastfeed in public, why should troons be able to dilate in public?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are there any examples of a male who underwent dismemberment surgery, regretted it and then had an arm-bar installed?

Yes, the one I know by name is Billy Burleigh, who has gone back and forth like a cat at the door on a cold day. He's really into Jesus now (again). He did not like the neophallus, but it sounded like it had medical issues as well.

they haemorrhage workers because they're so abused by trannies and there's a wholeass separate handbook on how to deal with them.

Oh, man, I'm curious.

Please ask your friend to leak it the next time someone quits, for plausible deniability.

 

[neverendingmidi]

He did not like the neophallus, but it sounded like it had medical issues as well.

So he had the true rotdog experience.