Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He built his channel crying about his job at GameStop, then when that dried up, he cried about not having friends. When THAT started to go stale, he cried about Pippa and 'pls no bully'. He would love to cry about the EEEVIL Kiwi Farms.

He's mainly relevant because he's symbolic of the decline and fall of Balldoman rather than for being much of a lolcow in his own right. It's not like he has decades of being an open pedophile or something.

 

[Honey's Dead]

He is possessed by a demon from a medallion he recieved two months ago

Sonichu and the Balldo Demon steel cage match.

 

[FedPostalService]

Anyone else think Dick Masterson watches videos of his “friends” self immolate their online careers and masturbates like a caged chimpanzee?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick shakes because he’s horny for @Null

Is it against Nick’s totally accurate but too smart for everyone else religion to make a decent joke? I’ve literally never even cracked a smile at any of his attempts at humor and I’m not difficult to amuse.

I’ve also never met anyone, straight or gay, who talks about gay sex as much as Nick Rekieta. He needs inpatient.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick shakes because he’s horny for @Null
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I don't think "rapist energy" is the vibe I'd be cultivating but hey, I wish the best Nick. I hope you make yourself something your kids could be proud of and make all the money that a functional alcoholic with the taste of a teenage coomer is deserving of.

Is it against Nick’s totally accurate but too smart for everyone else religion to make a decent joke? I’ve literally never even cracked a smile at any of his attempts at humor and I’m not difficult to amuse.

I’ve also never met anyone, straight or gay, who talks about gay sex as much as Nick Rekieta. He needs inpatient.

Ah! I got it now. He's got that anal parasite that makes you gay. He's just trying to self-medicate with whisky! He's got it all wrong though, you need to do a whisky *enema* to do it right!

 

[Strix454]

Nick IMO has moved from cognitive decline into brain disfunction. I think he has reached a point of a blackout haze. I don't think memory works anymore. He is at the level where he is just down to almost pattern behavior where he cycles through doing or saying a bunch of the same stuff in a progressively less functional way. If he is being honest about his diet, its probably doing as much or more damage than the drinking now.

I don't think there is much rational thought left in his head. I don't see him stopping until something medical knocks him down.
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Edit - He was bragging last night to Dax about being under 170 pounds now. Its part of his insanity to see progressively losing body mass as some sort of sign of health.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Is there a single thing this fucking faggot takes responsibility for? Literally everything is someone else's fault.

At this point he won't even take responsibility for his children, someone else fathered them!

 

[Chug Smuckle]

For every new retarded thing (like the balldo) that nick does, he does another boring, been done to death fuck up. Like telling your audience/hadors to fuck off (which is really played out) or that struggle session with sean. Even in his descent, he's unoriginal, mostly cribbing from the ralphamale, maddox's alchy lawyer, toye and beard cuck guy.

 

[Father Balldo]

At this point he won't even take responsibility for his children, someone else fathered them!

This. The reason he doesn't want his kids shown on camera/stream isn't to protect them, it's to hide their brown skin.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Does coomalot deserve his own thread?
Does he have it already?
Is major part of his audience really gays simping for him?

People have tried to start a thread on him once or twice going back several years. But he is just really boring and doesn't generate enough to deserve one.

If it ever does get started I have a clip of him talking about abandoning the child he has with a tinder hookup. Fucking garbage person.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does coomalot deserve his own thread?

IMO, no.

The Pippa shit was somewhat amusing, but that's a weak foundation to build a thread around.

Drexel needed one badly because he was dominating a lot of discussion here, he's one of Null's" favorite" people, and you could spill a lot of ink on him.

Coomy... not so much.

(who the fuck still even thinks about gamestop)

Bankruptcy lawyers?

Pretty sure that's where the company is headed, isn't it?

I could share mildly amusing stories of the time I was in my early 20s working at EB, but I'm pretty sure nobody here would give a shit. I wouldn't blame anybody for not giving a shit either.

 

[Spaded Dave]

IMO, no.

Agreed. He wants one, and that's enough reason to disqualify him in my opinion.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

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Nick could learn a lot from the comic industry.

Nick has recently boasted that he has tried to arrange so that corporations pay him so he doesn't rely on milking the audience for money. What his wet brain doesn't get is that the smaller the audience, the less use these corporations i.e. Rumble, have for him and the less that they will pay.

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Nick's fuck ups from drinking was fun at first. But he is clearly on his Ethan Ralph arc. He learned nothing from watching Ralph destroy himself. Boozing for bucks is fun at first. Everyone loves the screwups. But at a certain point people see the long term damage Nick is doing to himself and it stops being funny. Booze, like drama gives you an immediate boost in viewership and dollars. But the long term effect is 100% destructive.

 

[Twinkie]

I wouldn't be surprised if Nick doesn't eat because you get more drunk from drinking on an empty stomach.

That or he's become an actual drunkorexic. Alcohol is one of the most calorie-dense substances you can consume.

 

[Anticipointment]

Got busy & forgot to post this from last night.
This was the fourth (?) time Nick had brought up Null. Here he is trying to drag Null into the Maddox stuff (& put in people’s minds that Null is the one really at fault for the “rape list”) because Nick faux innocently questions Dick about it when he already knows what Dick is going to reply, so there was no reason Nick couldn’t have said it himself instead of being all coy.
The worst is Nick’s facial expressions but it’s funny because his wet-brain is on full display. He goes into it with such poor acting, the fake raised eyebrows in surprise, the open mouthed horror, leaning back in his chair, the disingenuousness of it all, the total faggotry, & then, Dick talks for seconds too long.
You can see Nick bobbing around like he’s on a boat in rough weather, he checks chat a few times, he’s bored to not be the one talking, you can almost see his mind screaming “Shut up, it’s my turn to talk! Mine!”
But then, in the less than a minute that Dick is talking, Nick’s brain resets & he forgets about whatever it was he’d been waiting to say & he is distracted by the stupid “would you rape bugs bunny in drag” question to Dick, which is another Nick repeat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did you know that you can literally get throat cancer from sucking dick?

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/throat-cancers-link-oral-sex-know

Also from cunnilingus due to HPV residency in the female genitalia.

https://nypost.com/2023/11/01/lifes...than-smoking-for-throat-cancer-doctor-claims/

 

[Pizdec]

Nick shakes because he’s horny for @Null
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I am not Null, but god DAMN that actually made me un-fucking-comfortable. There’s no malice in those words, not even humor, it’s genuinely disgusting to think about the implication… aside from the fact that Nick is making light of his early onset Wernicke-Korsakoff.

 

[Love Machine]

Why does he suddenly have the 50-packs-a-day gravelly voice?

Booze fucks up your voice. At this point you can suss out alcohol abuse from every single feature of Rekieta's body. The skin redness, thousand yard stare, the tremble, the craggy voice, the incoherent thoughts.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Booze fucks up your voice. At this point you can suss out alcohol abuse from every single feature of Rekieta's body. The skin redness, thousand yard stare, the tremble, the craggy voice, the incoherent thoughts.

I almost want his 'impression' readings of SC's to become a channel meme again just to hear his cracked voice break.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looks fucking awful. The nose sticks out but it's his eyes that tell the real story. Also, what the fuck is going on with his lips?

For get that what’s going on with the coloring of his entire fucking body.


Just look at his hands