The broke dick bitch probably can’t even afford Westlaw (or LexisNexis), especially since it’s just a vestigial appendage to his non-practicing law degree. He probably seethed endlessly every time he had to pay for it just to play make believe on the internet.
I got into Nick's content after watching the Weeb Wars stream where he argued with that Shane guy, and I stuck with him up until Rittenhouse or Depp, whichever was most recent. I unsubbed because he seemed to be posting more and more content that had nothing to do with trials or anything I was interested in.
I have a hard time being sex-shamed by someone who was damn near in tears and crying that him and his wife are not only loyal, they were virgins when they met and they only done it with each other. I'm not saying they can't have hot passion like that (as much as he shames her body and his dick doesn't work so he has to use the world's lamest sex toy); but homeboy was damn near on the verge of tears and yelling at Sean about his sex life being of high morality. You can't have it both ways Nick; you're either a sex fiend who puts porn stars to shame or you cry about the thought of being immoral to such a degree, you pray for forgiveness after violating your wife.
>Fuck you people who give me money
Isn't most of you might consider his real fanbase on locals?
Nothing more comfortable in your sex life like shoving a bottle up your ass or sleeping with a woman you took to Disneyland while dating her mom.
This. I still haven’t been able to watch the rumble portion of last night’s stream, playback is giving me too many issues
He is implying he could afford to live in his current home while avoiding the fact that his parents paid for the house.
He is also implying that his income is a whole lot less than he pretends it is. He claims he can't afford to live in a 5000 sqft house in the Minneapolis metro area and that he can only live in such a house in rural minnesota. If he were making what he claims he is making, he should easily be able to afford it.
While I agree, he is probably hiding in his shower from his family. Or whatever other 8 million excuses one can come up with. Like crying, for example.
He was making that sort of money last year for sure. He had 5k locals subscribers for 5$ per month and some of his trial streams got thousands of dollars in a day in superchats. I think the best day during the Depp trial was around 20k$. If the Rumble deal is seven figures like he told Josh, he could still afford to live in the metro area. The much more likely reason why Nick doesn't want to live there, is the sosioeconomic landscape. He just can't tell that to Dick, who lives in a shed just so he can be in the biggest sosioeconomic hellscape in the world.
Now that you say that, maybe Nick takes the phone with him so he wouldn't have showerthoughts about how he has fucked up his streaming career, and how everyone knows he is a loser. He is hiding from his own thoughts.
Funnier if true. If his biggest fans remaining are the people relentlessly shitting on him.
Ah yes because "I'm a pedophile, I want to rape children!!!" is definitely a joke and definitely hilarious. Don't leave Vito alone around your youngest, Nicholas.
Of all the man-made horrors beyond my comprehension Nick has forced me to experience, I don't think anything makes me more uncomfortable than his repeated attempts to make jokes. Unlike Vito, he at least seems to understand joke structure as a concept, but all his efforts are so awkwardly put together they feel like a bad round of Cards Against Humanity.
