Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I've noticed there's a growing trend among Rekieta's few hard core supporters to try and blame "the weebs" for the Farms souring on Rekieta.

That's right, Rekieta fans! The kf turned on Nick because of Pippa's fans! It's the vtubers fans! Go bring your grievances to the vtuber fan community! Do it!

See? Even my username and pfp is Pippa based! It has to be the vtubers!

 

[Anticipointment]

He was explaining this in detail one night where, funny enough, he was superchatted (?) about Kayla’s largest tattoo, which is supposed to be branches of hyssop. I think that particular show was three years ago, though.

Looks like a cherry blossom tattoo though?

Religious arguments aside, including others into one’s sex life either by deed or word (such as telling every detail to the whole Internet on a livestream or sharing in Locals) is always a recipe for disaster. Also, a slippery slope, not just “un-Christian” but plain retarded. Coomer exhibitionism & narcissism.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's right, Rekieta fans! The kf turned on Nick because of Pippa's fans! It's the vtubers fans! Go bring your grievances to the vtuber fan community! Do it!

See? Even my username and pfp is Pippa based! It has to be the vtubers!

Lol.

No joke though, if Coomalot and Rekieta persisted in bitching about Pippa spurning them, they probably would have experienced something a lot more savage and unhinged than the hands-off criticism in this thread.

Vtuber fans/simps are insane.

 

[Not Who You Think]

What's interesting about Nick's theology is that there is no church with a doctrine encompassing all his beliefs, so he must (at least in part) see himself as the arbiter of truth.

Yes. Many people do this to some extent as they agree, disagree, or agree to disagree on certain points with their church. This is usually where discernment becomes important in identifying false prophets, teachings, and anything that would lead one astray. Sometimes it leads someone from one church to another, ideally in the pursuit of truth. Nick can decide what he believes, but he is far from the arbiter of truth.

Nick is obviously bothered by his predicament though, even if it just comes down to social pressure, and he is unequipped to handle situation if all he brings to the table are questions, his own passions, and an indignant posture. Every time Nick complains about the prudes in his community online he makes it more difficult to face them.

Overall, it reminds me of Nick's Locals when they first realized that @Yandex Captcha Solver and others were reposting their lewds here for us to laugh at. They went from "not caring" to coping to self-conscious over time as they slowly realized what posting in a public chat meant. Similarly, Nick seems to be realizing that making degen content and telling people to "fuck off" on the Internet hits different IRL, especially when his family shares the same space as them. For of Nick saying that he "can't control what people say about him", not openly posting dumb perverted crap about oneself certainly helps.

Nick needs other people more than he cares to admit. His desire for exhibitionism has shown that, and it's getting to the point where he can't even achieve ball-gasm with his wife unless other people at the resort are watching.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Locals was the worst "business" decision he made, for a plethora of reasons, but the main being he can't tolerate unfiltered criticism to his face. He keeps mentioning "friends" and other people like they are supposed to be some kind of reference for his behavior online.

Yoko Locals

I was looking for that deleted "I stand with Israel" video she made on her X-witter and came across this pic. I think she probably got the doggo.

She is into Asian guys so she would want something small as a starter dog. Eventually she will work her way up.

Well of course he does. Jesus was just some guy, according to Nick.

Well he is a Jew... His descendants were probably directly responsible for getting Jesus killed by constantly sending Pontius Pilate stone tablets in the shower.

With no survivors.

The mad lad is even determined to go down with the plane.

Hard to believe somebody would sell them without trying them out. I'm assuming you'd have to be something of an afficionado to get into the business. It'd be like being a car dealer who doesn't drive.

He isn't just the owner but also a client. Drexel was a big proponent of DollHousePhil and had him on stream a lot. Phil would always his dolls with him.

I've noticed there's a growing trend among Rekieta's few hard core supporters to try and blame "the weebs" for the Farms souring on Rekieta. Similar to how they're trying to push the narrative that Null is MATI over the "soft eyes" comment, and that's the only why he refuses to put on the Balldo.

No it was Nick's permanently soft dick that started it all. All he had to do was NOT put on the Balldo.

I'm not even joking. You had to send Keith Reniere embarrassing "collateral" in order to join his cult.

Sounds very Liminal.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Mandy is in Elissa's comment section again, implying that KF and Kino Casino are Rekieta's biggest fans now.

 

[Anticipointment]

Mandy is in Elissa's comment section again, implying that KF and Kino Casino are Rekieta's biggest fans now.

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“Mooncricketsinc”, lol. Both the name & the comment.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

“Mooncricketsinc”, lol. Both the name & the comment.

FutonRevolution is good too.

It really feels "Mandy" is just an honest to God troll and catfish at this point.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Looks like a cherry blossom tattoo though?

Religious arguments aside, including others into one’s sex life either by deed or word (such as telling every detail to the whole Internet on a livestream or sharing in Locals) is always a recipe for disaster. Also, a slippery slope, not just “un-Christian” but plain retarded. Coomer exhibitionism & narcissism.

I assume that’s the tattoo he’s talking about, too - unless there’s one that she’s let slip before and we haven’t seen it, but I don’t think so. I see nothing resembling hyssop. Isn’t there one on Kayla’s foot? I’ve lost track.

At any rate, there’s supposed to be hyssop somewhere on this woman. She got it for devotional reasons. Wish I could remember which exact stream it was.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I've noticed there's a growing trend among Rekieta's few hard core supporters to try and blame "the weebs" for the Farms souring on Rekieta. Similar to how they're trying to push the narrative that Null is MATI over the "soft eyes" comment, and that's the only why he refuses to put on the Balldo.

I guess basically anything to avoid having to blame Rekieta for his own actions. The present situation is everybody's fault except Lord Balldo's.

I find this amusing because half the Farms (if not more) actually hates anime (Null famously so), and the half that doesn't is rolling its eyes at Nick trying to shoehorn Redo of Healer into fucking everything.

This has nothing to do with anime. It has everything to do with what Nick has become. He's become something the Farms has always laughed at. Something he should understand from Jack Murphy and similar situations.

I would say that probably a majority of the people posting in this thread now are not even ex weeb warriors. A not insignificant number of weeb warriors seem to have left the site last year. I'm simply not seeing a lot of the names I used to.

I'm gonna take a wild guess not one of these geniuses is gonna criticize Rekieta for asking Kyle Rittenhouse if he's seen Redo of Healer.


That's NXIVM/DOS level shit.

I'm not even joking. You had to send Keith Reniere embarrassing "collateral" in order to join his cult.

Drexel is one creepy motherfucker.

Found this funny gem while scrolling back:

 

[Neetorino]

Time for the next best copestream you guys, two for the price of one even! I'm so excited for Nick and Dax to say something stupid and totally erase whatever credibility they had left. (None, I know, but still lmao.)

 

[AnOminous]

What's interesting about Nick's theology is that there is no church with a doctrine encompassing all his beliefs, so he must (at least in part) see himself as the arbiter of truth.

What the FUCK is hard to understand about the fact that if you don't accept Christ as the son of God, you ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN?

Why the fuck is anyone even arguing beyond that? The instant this faggot piece of shit rejected Christ as the Savior, HE CEASED TO BE A CHRISTIAN.

What the fuck is there even to debate after that?

 

[Fag Albert]

Man. Whenever the phrase "you don't know me" falls out of someone's mouth, eight times out of ten they've been had and have to choose between vague deflections or shitting into their hand and tossing it as some last ditch effort.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Found this funny gem while scrolling back:

ReformedConvict was hanging out in Sean's stream tonight. He made some comment about what it was like to get out of jail or something similar.

Carimachet was hanging around as well.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

ReformedConvict was hanging out in Sean's stream tonight. He made some comment about what it was like to get out of jail or something similar.

Carimachet was hanging around as well.

That is the funny thing: A lot of Nick's LOCALS people have just migrated to other streamers. Many have gone over to Potentially Criminal.

No muss, no fuss (for most of them). They simply got bored with Nick and drifted away. There were so many names in the chat who were shouting their defiance to the 'incel prudes' and 'nasty farmers' in the early months of this year who are... just not there...

 

[miss ethanol]

Nick seems to think that some of us want him “broken”, which I don’t think is the case.

I want him to quit drinking and deliver the kind is streams he used to do. Or heck, quit drinking and quit streaming if that what he wants.

No alcohol=More time to do things like clean his kitchen. And less dumb decisions like Baldo reviews and developing dysfunctional parasocial relationships with thirsty weirdos on Local.

I know I am an asshole for wanting this, but I want Nick to continue this path of self destruction because I find it amusing. If he recovers then good on him. In the meantime, Nick you are so skinny, you should drink more, that way you can consume more calories and be healthier, trust me, my name is miss ethanol, so I know what I am talking about.

Who wants that from some Balldo degenerate who swings and cucks? He's obviously not someone to take relationship advice from, he's a horrible example of what not to be.

Remember when he had his "chad dad" panel? In hindsight it is funny that Nick had the gall to give advice on how to be a dad when he bitches about how horrible it is to drive his kids around and cut his fun time short.

We know per Balldoman's own (unreliable) words that he was a weirdo loser in high school, sad enough to write up a kill list, which he got in some amount of trouble for

For a moment I thought this was the Russel Greer thread. Also HOLY SHIT HE HAD A KILL LIST!? We should thank our wife for taking the bullet (or balldo). If Nick is this degenerate while having sex, I can´t imagine how a virgin Nick would be.

 

[zyclonPD]

That is the funny thing: A lot of Nick's LOCALS people have just migrated to other streamers. Many have gone over to Potentially Criminal.

No muss, no fuss (for most of them). They simply got bored with Nick and drifted away. There were so many names in the chat who were shouting their defiance to the 'incel prudes' and 'nasty farmers' in the early months of this year who are... just not there...

Maybe the content is not interesting or entertaining and their Grug brains finally realized it. Nobody wants to listen to someone bitch about the first world problems of driving their kids to the 87 different activities they are enrolled in.

Nick should maybe hunker down and boot up one of those court documents and make a show out of it instead of thinking he can turn the despair of a trust fund kids angst into entertainment. We already watched Shaun run circles around him in terms of comedy without trying. He should return to the original water trough before he loses the rest of the people who would bother to throw loose change at his begging ass.

 

[Neetorino]

Wasn't it Null who talked about the "gay conservative couple babies" recently on MATI? Nick with the quick Freudian Slip revealing he watches the show!

Edit: Also, props to Nick for trying to gaslight his audience so blatantly. "Chuck Dixon can't make $1M" is the real reason to be felted for Alphacore making $1.1M, not because it made money at all. Fuckin faggot.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Just had a thought, has anyone tried asking Nick Rekieta what his definition of monogamy is? Or maybe ask him what definition of monogamy does he think he will use 2 years from now. That way when we do reach that part in the downfall we have something to pull out. I know it won't matter because he's all about self serving and will gladly retcon it but its worth a shot

The unconstrained urge towards getting your dick wet has birthed a society of fatherless men. As a consequence, they can barely read or write and produce little or nothing of value

i forgot africa was a paradise and black people were never criminals until Nixon got in office.

 

[3MMA]

This is his cope, how he justifies it. "I've always been this way."

Similar to how they're trying to push the narrative that Null is MATI over the "soft eyes" comment, and that's the only why he refuses to put on the Balldo

One of those agenda pushers was even ITT for a few months, @Geared Chris was going hard when Balldo turned publicly butthurt onto Null. Around the time of the infamous shower texting incident. GC was the loudest voice in thread claiming it was even a fued, as Null obviously didn’t give a shit about Drexells ancient, soft eye, dig. There was nothing for Null to be angry at, Balldo had all the angry bases covered. Almost questioned GC because it was clear he was pushing a not accurate fight narrative. Now it’s been proven that user was in the Faran persons team of gay ops or whatever the fuck that six sock circle was. Iirc, at the time, the behavior definitely caught a little attention. What fags do to try & control spaces like a forum where people talk about various spectacles, it’s over the top. Unnatural behavior draws the eye. Truth often outs by nature rather than the divine.

All he had to do was NOT put on the Balldo.

Nutshell of the last 1,800+ pages of the thread.