Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
There is a perfect slip of this when he rages at a chatter for asking this question and says: 'GOOD! GOOD! If they find out how much their dad loves their mom, GOOD!' He also does the whiney bitch voice he does for his detractors that used to the the Soye cuck impression.
I believe this was during the Discord lockout/Gay 90s meltdown stream. Not sure if it's in this post or not.
the original clip without commentary provided by @Shush back in December 2022 and a link to the post containing many other clips
 
Who wants that from some Balldo degenerate who swings and cucks? He's obviously not someone to take relationship advice from, he's a horrible example of what not to be.
It’s probably a recognition that his sexual behavior is degenerate and not the norm so he’s going to act like pedophiles with a Roblox account and intentionally groom other normal people with healthy sex lives into his degenerate lifestyle so he doesn’t feel bad about it… and probably get off to it who knows with weirdos. His whole Balldo thing could’ve just been a funny one off joke video, but no he just keeps talking about it. In fact he won’t shut up about it. He wants you to get the Balldo so the nagging thought that what he’s doing is wrong and weird to go away, it’s YOUR sex life that’s boring.
 
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As much as Nick is saying he is raging against thr Drexel lifestyle, it is more of an attack on conservative family values born of his own disillusionment. That is why he does all the degenerate stuff--he is trying to make up for what he thinks he lost.

Its worth remembering that one of Nick's earlier copes this year about Drexel was that Drexel's degeneracy stories were all supposed to be cautionary tales by Drexel to help young men avoid the unfortunate path that Drexel once was on. Rather than being the mayor of MGTOW, Drexel was supposed to be this reformed guy helping all young men to see the error of their ways.

None of that is remotely true. But Nick saying it is an indication of how far he is willing to go to gaslight his own audience.
 
DillHouse Phil (former guest and 'classy Brit degenerate' that was Drexel adjacent) finds out what Balldo has been up to.

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Especially given the tactics he and Ruley have employed and endorsed.
Listening to Maddox's video, I had the realization that Dax has an MO for going after someone. Specifically visiting loved one's graves.
Nick would tell him to wife up & make as many babies as they could asap, don’t worry, finances & things would magically work themselves out & the benefits of marriage & the joy of kids would balance out anything else.
While I actually agree in principle with Nick's approach, the reason it always worked out for him was because he was a fucking trust fund kid.
 
DillHouse Phil (former guest and 'classy Brit degenerate' that was Drexel adjacent) finds out what Balldo has been up to.

Wow, good find.

I don't know if I find this whole thing sad or funny. The IQ in that discord is below room temp (C). However, there is some rich irony such an upstanding pillar of the community as *checks notes*... Dollhouse Phil, is calling The Farms either reddit or implying we're somehow worse is a bit rich.

Those in glass houses and all that, or perhaps those in glass bottles.

They really don't see what booze is doing to this idiot of theirs; in fact, they project at least as as much as Balldoman.
 
DillHouse Phil (former guest and 'classy Brit degenerate' that was Drexel adjacent) finds out what Balldo has been up to.

I'm curious why Soter chose page 900 to send him too over the usual 950 that Rekieta points to as the thread's turncoat moment. In fact the thread is still, at least half at that point, defending Nick from the Jack Murphy comparisons. Is this around the time the Discord fags started the "S7 Nick Murphy" channel or whatever it was called? That'd explain why Soter picked that point, it's the moment in time that hurt him more than anything else. Daddy Nick formally disavowed the Discord he'd Jannied for so very long.
 
To me it seems like his anti-RedPill crusade is a voicing of his displeasure with how his life turned out. The Red Pill 'find a young Virginia 20 years younger and pump her full of babies' TRAD CHAD LARP seems to be what sets him off, and he is warning people away from doing what he did--namely, settling down early into a domestic arrangement.
The anti-RedPill shit is 100% pure Juju the Cow cock milk straight from the source.

It's nothing more than echoing Daddy Dax's current anti-anti-SJW edgy boy contrarian retardation but in a much more incompetent and wet-brained way.

Honestly I'm not even sure Rekieta does believe all that, but he feels like he needs to believe that cause that's what Dick's contrarian orders dictate he does at the moment.

Dax fed the Ralphamale persona into Ralph's brain as he ack-acked at the manlet destroying his life to please him. Rekieta is no different.
 
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I don't know if I find this whole thing sad or funny. The IQ in that discord is below room temp (C). However, there is some rich irony such an upstanding pillar of the community as *checks notes*... Dollhouse Phil, is calling The Farms either reddit or implying we're somehow worse is a bit rich.

What discord is this where all these male Rekeita fappers are hanging out? Drexel's, perhaps?

Presumably all these fanbois had some Farms enthusiasm back when Rekieta was still an ardent Farm admirer? Yet somehow, they all appear to be deriving their opinions from Keffals and Liz Brickface Chink now that Rekieta feels slighted by the critical thread?

As you say, room temp IQ.
 
What discord is this where all these male Rekeita fappers are hanging out? Drexel's, perhaps?
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu would be able to confirm, but given DHP asked where everyone was at, and Soter was in it, going to guess it's the rotting husk of the old Balldo-cord.
 
Imagine being such a fucking retard you think "stop eating" while being a terminal alcoholic is a good idea. That's literally how alcoholics die. Imagine a fat fuck like PPP being able to give health advice and be right.
Nick is trying to put the "Die" back into "Diet". Also, it's funny that PPP has come around and realized that fasting isn't the best way to go, when that was one of the points of contention between him and Null, besides the NP2 stuff. I generally enjoy these types eating each other alive, but that feud made me sad as those are the only two guys in the sektur that I unironically enjoy. They have too much in common in terms of enemies to blow it up over "Pizza Day!".

On a serious note, there are alkies and methheads on the "Bums Row" in my city that seem more healthy and clear-headed than Nick at this point. Not even a joke, the only difference between them and him is a law degree and family money. I mean, just look at his hair from the Vodka Diet stream! He looks and sounds FUCKED.

"Sean's good people, I hope he doesn't succumb to streamer brain like so many do."

Sean the Sheep will become "Good People" when he tosses Dax and Vito in a wood chipper. Until then he is just an enabler of pedos and other disgusting creeps.
BAAAAA!
 
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Sorry to self-quote, but a thought occurred, and I didn't want to add on so late to an earlier post.
Based on what Nick has said about his early life, I believe it to be a change over the last several years.

He can bang the drum all he wants about how he hasn't changed,
Balldoman's claim will go back to his defense on Chrissie Mayr's pod after bottlegate - I've always liked porn! I've never been repressed. This is who I am.

We know per Balldoman's own (unreliable) words that he was a weirdo loser in high school, sad enough to write up a kill list, which he got in some amount of trouble for. My guess is he was what today we would call, an incel. He was probably too lazy to try to get a girlfriend, and a coward to boot.

He went on to "show up and pass" college and "played" "gay" to eventually land his future wife. He claims he or they were both each other's first, although the wording on this has been inconsistent on Kayla's side. We know he somehow "gay" "caught" her on the rebound after a long relationship.

That virtue (or at least patience) aside, we know Nick was also watching porn by at least middle school, if not earlier, thanks to his parents' lax control of the cable. Per that Chrissie podcast, we know he was watching a lot of porn up through at least 2010, well into his marriage, because he has named several early 2000s internet porn stars, and still remembers their names to this day.

So yes, I do believe Balldoman was and is a coomer.

Probably to the detriment of his life and then marriage. This is his cope, how he justifies it. "I've always been this way." Well, we accept the cooming as fact.

The change we see, is the smooth-and-wet brain shit on display these days: the oversharing, the crass disregard for others, the deteriorating mental and physical conditions, the missed social cues... this all appears to be "new". As in, within the last 2 years or so.

But somehow this barely functioning human is on a mission to liberate the prudes. It is a laugh.

How can he hope to "save" others, when he cannot even save himself.
 
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Took me a while to catch up to the thread, but if you go to 20:00 in the Elissa Clips video, it sounds like Rekieta is just telling on himself. I am paraphrasing a little, but his quote goes.
We've all done it. So many people go into a marriage and they meet someone in college or their early work years, and they're these these crazy wild people right? That's how they met they met at some party. They're both naked like doing Jello shots I don't know. They're doing this thing and they they go to these crazy events together they have like wild premarital sex, they have all this stuff, and then they get married and they're supposed to be completely different people because some religion or some tradition tells them they have to be completely different. And they get themselves in this mindset and they do that and then they're miserable. Now some of what you do in college or whatever is impractical to do when you have kids because you can't just leave - you have a one-year-old you can't just leave for a week that's traumatic for the one-year-old.
To me that is just a version of his life. He and Lady Rekieta were wild college kids, he fell in love with the first girl he had sex with, they got married and now he can't be a wild degenerate anymore. He has resented his life up until now, where he feels free to travel and have wild degenerate activities with various people. When he says "we've all done it" first off, no not everyone was wild in college. Second, even if people were wild in college, they stop being wild when they have a family and have adult responsibilities, because they have to grow up and be an adult. Rekieta never grew up or wanted to grow up. Even when he talks about the most fun and best parts of his life, it isn't with his kids, it isn't adult successes, it is all about how he got crazy drunk or got really high and did some crazy activity. Deep down Rekieta has always been that 20 year old wild college kid that gets drunk and does drugs at parties every few days, and has regretted every moment of his life where he can't be that person.
 
Second, even if people were wild in college, they stop being wild when they have a family and have adult responsibilities, because they have to grow up and be an adult.
No, that's just some dumb religion shit. You know, the religion shit he claims to believe in while publicly renouncing its tenets. It has nothing to do with basic responsibility or having a pair.
 
What discord is this where all these male Rekeita fappers are hanging out? Drexel's, perhaps?

Presumably all these fanbois had some Farms enthusiasm back when Rekieta was still an ardent Farm admirer? Yet somehow, they all appear to be deriving their opinions from Keffals and Liz Brickface Chink now that Rekieta feels slighted by the critical thread?

As you say, room temp IQ.
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu would be able to confirm, but given DHP asked where everyone was at, and Soter was in it, going to guess it's the rotting husk of the old Balldo-cord.

Yes. There is not really much activity in there, so this caught my attention.

Drexel has a server where you have to doxx yourself to him (I am not joking) in order to join, so I am not a part of that.

It is as cultish as it sounds, by report.
 
Probably to the detriment of his life and then marriage. This is his cope, how he justifies it. "I've always been this way." Well, we accept the cooming as fact.
It definitely has been. Knowing the usual Nick downplaying ("A long time ago...", "like porn or something...", "...or whatever." "we don't fucking care..."), Kayla probably had a serious issue with Nick's porn consumption


Better Bachelor: A Discussion About Men, Women, Speech, and I Guess Twitter (September 28th. 2022)
at around 2:21:20

On a side note: Nick saying that he "doesn't care" just really fucking irritates me now whenever I hear it.
 
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