Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Man when Pat sees that analysis of his figures he's likely to oink up a massive storm. Saying he paid (or begged for) the debts got him riled up so it seems money is a touchy subject (considering he also showboated about six figures). If you can demonstrably prove he's not six figures he's liable to screech, or maybe say "actually I got six payments from my agent. These were all different figures. Hence there were six figures I was paid." As he smugly points to his peanut sized brain.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

It's such a joy that despite the pests being crazy examples of actual gangstalking, Pat is such a cunt to people that they have to admit he deserves every bit of it. Plus there's all the examples of him being a cunt prior to Norm/11 so it's not like the pests made him the asshole he is today from scratch

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

six figures

$340 + $13 + $7

 

[Red Frida]

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Somebody should check with the pests if they know of any redditors who asked Pat his opinion about Martin Shkreli being convicted of fraud. After all, he paid back the money that he lost before being convicted of stealing it.

 

[LGHDR+]

Aunt Leslie rocks.

Indeed. Here's a (very) flattering AI featuring her examining baby child Pat:

 

[DavidS877]

Indeed. Here's a (very) flattering AI featuring her examining baby child Pat:

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Checking for lice I assume.

 

[LGHDR+]

Checking for lice I assume.

And schizophrenia

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Checking for lice PESTS I assume.

I mean, it was right there!

 

[FinnSven]

I mean, it was right there!

Do lice survive in a visceral layer of grease?

Or would the pests be another form of crawly, like ants?

 

[LGHDR+]

Do live survive in a visceral layer of grease?

Or would the pests be another form of crawly, like ants?

Oh man, I've been waiting to drop this one.

The pests are indeed a form of crawly. They can traverse the grease by using their claws to grip the hair and dermal layer. I have a magnified picture handy:



You might notice that there's regular lice about, but it's Pat we're talking about here so that shouldn't be surprising.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Easy. She has wholeheartedly embraced Patposting:
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Aunt Leslie rocks.

yeah ok pat I'm sure the industry is getting right on getting rid of lori and leslie for you.

Its just ridiculous, Pat hasn't even written a book in years. Everyone in the "industry" either outright states or hints that they can't stand him and find him a ridiculous little man. I guess that's all he's got cause he can't tell them "enjoy prison"

 

[RussianParasite]

 

[AnOminous]

I hope it is a giant failure beyond our wildest imaginations and Leslie is there to guide us on just how badly it flops. She has been the best addition to the Pat universe so far.

It's probably from more or less the same sources @Boston Brand uses, but it's nice to have it in his face on Twitter from someone actually in the field under her own name.

I'm beginning to think he was actually being coddled when he got that 1.7 GPA because that is full retard.

 

[bile demon]

An AI image of a mother and nursing child, and his mind goes to…”weirdos jerking off”? I’m sensing some serious projection here.

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Here's a fantasy scenario that might be more to Patrick's liking.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Rest assured, 80% of the sales for Patrick's next book, whatever it is, will be from the Pests and Kiwibros.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Don't mind me, I'm just reminded of how Donald Trump's taxes were leaked to the press in violation of IRS rules. Also, Hunter should be in prison on drug charges alone.

But I get it, he's too busy typing "No, child" to actually look into these matters.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Someone on the other forums just posted this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/18d50e5/6_years_on_t_i_finally_feel_like_who_i_was_born/

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

from the better forum, yikes if this is true. It looks like the pat expanded universe just got a little bigger (much like pat after a night of drinking)

 

[Piggle Rick]

Coming from a guy convicted of actually threatening to murder a pregnant woman, this is pretty rich.



ETA: Piggy admits he has a phone addiction. Probably this is his way of yelling “nanana” with his fingers over his ears, pretending he missed the revelations about his actual income and his plagiarism.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Easy. She has wholeheartedly embraced Patposting:
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Aunt Leslie rocks.

(Tweet, archive)
She has him figured out. It's obvious why he got the book deal but it probably won't happen again since publishers have learned that a social media following doesn't mean an audience.

Someone on the other forums just posted this:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/18d50e5/6_years_on_t_i_finally_feel_like_who_i_was_born/