Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[moorhen]

Staph knew back in August that she needed to lose weight to qualify for surgery, though this was from reading up on the requirements rather than being told. And of course she has done nothing about it in the meantime.

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This is what’s going to stop her from getting the surgery.
Shes a fat, lazy slob who thinks walking to the gas station to get a snack is exercise.

Personally, the idea of her getting a fucked up clit is hilarious. I also hope she goes bald from the T. That’ll show us what a real man she is. Friar Tuck lookin motherfucker.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She's starting to give herself away again and get into slapfights with trolls. She can't help herself.

First off, these are hashtags she put after a reblog about witches who are mentally ill and get frustrated that people think their wacky experiences are down to them being mental.


She got into it with a conservative Christian:

HA HA Staph you're so scary! This was in reply to a post about gun control or something. She fails to mention that she walks around with a fucking sword (even though its fake, but still...).


Sounds like she's talking about herself.


Perving on someone you're arguing with, classy.


What sort of nonsense language is her reply in.


That happened.


I hope she shares her Spotify wrapped so I can make a playlist.

An addition:

She can't simply feel slightly sad and move on like a regular person after someone blocks her online, she has to medically diagnose her feelings.


Some delicious milk coming. I wonder who the ghost boyfriendo of Jeff's was? I'm betting Herb Baumeister.

 

[omori]

Absolutely cackled at *hugs my blahaj as to not fly into rage*

 

[Aunt Carol]

Absolutely cackled at *hugs my blahaj as to not fly into rage*

I'm very partial to "When you die, your Funko Pops will be thrown out and God. the Father Almighty, will spit at you."

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Absolutely cackled at *hugs my blahaj as to not fly into rage*

Legit thought she was referring to some viking weapon she owns. Turns out its way more autistic than that. Can someone enlighten me as to why trannies are obsessed with an IKEA shark?
Edit: Its a cute shark, so I get it, but I found a trans subreddit that had the toy as their avatar. Seems like the trans are going mad for them. Seems super specific, its not like it has the trans flag on it or something.

 

[Vandy2]

Legit thought she was referring to some viking weapon she owns. Turns out its way more autistic than that. Can someone enlighten me as to why trannies are obsessed with an IKEA shark?

Spoiler: in defense of blahaj

I can't speak for the trans but have you seen it? Adorable.

Look at those stupid faces. What's not to love?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Legit thought she was referring to some viking weapon she owns. Turns out its way more autistic than that. Can someone enlighten me as to why trannies are obsessed with an IKEA shark?

It's a cute and well-made plush of an unconventionally "cute" animal, and it's a funny name that's easier to spell than the other ones.

 

[Arrogant Capitalist]

New fag here so sorry about formatting but knowing how Staph has a raging hard hate boner against Christianity being open minded about her supposedly 100% satanic devil worship rituals actually being in line with Christian dogma and #ThechirstiansDidNothingWrong aspect....

Guys is this the Fundie Christian arc??? Is Staph going to out in front of that highschool with a "keep Christ in Christmas" sign with her pants sagging down?? Is she going to come full circle into outright skin head shit???

 

[Arrogant Capitalist]

I can imagine how this would play out- she'd lie about her weight on any computer intake stuff or forms. Then when she arrived she'd be asked by a bored intake nurse to step on a scale. She'd nervously stammer something about how um actually? She technically doesn't have to get weighed at a doctor's visit? (Tumblr hams are always going on about this). The nurse would then have to explain to her that this isn't a routine check-up, and that they need to weigh her for safety reasons, etc.

Not sure what would happen next though, because one thing Stephanie has never done is touch the fact that she's a chonker and getting bigger. She's never done the HAES fat and fabulous thing. I think she might even keep such an exchange secret tbh, because she doesn't like to think of herself as being fat. Against all clear sensory evidence to the contrary, she is really committed to this bit about her being a sexy sexy hot attractive sexual sex-haver, lol

Actually she had reposted a few HAES/Fatphobia posts on the tum.




It's equally possible she doesn't actually believe it and it's more woke virtue signalling like how she probably had a bach of posts about supporting "Black trans women" then went on to sexualize trannies with their birb dick, say nigga to children to pretend to be more black as Micheal Jackson, and thirsts after serial killers that killed black gays. So she could genuinely be in this shit or it could be "You show those Fatphobes! But also here's my starvation link and I Jack it to Eugina Conney because she looks like a 9 year old when she starves herself "

Idk, with this tard it could swing either way....

 

[JaneThough]

HAES annoys me so much because they took the reasonable concept of "you don't have to be stick thin to be healthy, everyone's body is different and there are different types of ways to measure health" and turn it into "how dare you say I, 700 lb land whale, am not only not healthy, but how dare the entire world doesn't rearrange itself to my comfort."

 

[Chromeo]

HAES annoys me so much because they took the reasonable concept of "you don't have to be stick thin to be healthy, everyone's body is different and there are different types of ways to measure health" and turn it into "how dare you say I, 700 lb land whale, am not only not healthy, but how dare the entire world doesn't rearrange itself to my comfort."

tbh I think the acronym is a misnomer. You can be healthy for a lot fatter than people think, generally, but once you start hitting "can't find clothes at any big-box store" territory, that likelihood of health's gotta go down. I mean, if you're so fat you can't get out of bed or bathe yourself, how healthy are you? The only problem is "Healthy at MOST Sizes" is one, weak, and two, spells out HAMS. So y'know, not ideal.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Legit thought she was referring to some viking weapon she owns. Turns out its way more autistic than that. Can someone enlighten me as to why trannies are obsessed with an IKEA shark?

I think it all began with this one tranny and his "emotional support shark" he brought with him to the hospital for his stinkditch surgery, can't find the original post but there was a selfie of him in bed cuddling the toy. Said troon also had some bad complications with his axe wound (no surprises there) but continued to cope about how euphoric getting his dick flipped made him feel.

 

[Chromeo]

I think it all began with this one tranny and his "emotional support shark" he brought with him to the hospital for his stinkditch surgery, can't find the original post but there was a selfie of him in bed cuddling the toy. Said troon also had some bad complications with his axe wound (no surprises there) but continued to cope about how euphoric getting his dick flipped made him feel.

I think I remember that, didn't they end up regretting it and dying or something and the farms actually felt bad for them for a little bit?

 

[Helvetia]

Spoiler: let's all have a party we'll all dance the hora

Spoiler: it has 2 ks you stupid bitch

Spoiler: he is not your friend

Spoiler: i wish you'd get aids

sorry if i sound a bit irritated and a bit mati, she just makes me want to strangle something.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Absolutely reeling at "made-up faux medical word created to other and pathologize a normal part of human life." I was not aware that being a 300+ waste of medical resources and drain on society was NoRmAl.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Spoiler: i wish you'd get aids

sorry if i sound a bit irritated and a bit mati, she just makes me want to strangle something.

The 'I wish you'd get AIDS' made me genuinely lol


Imagine being such a horndog that an old celebrity crush of yours becomes attractive again, just because they played with a big chocolate dick. What an absolute asexual.


I have no idea where Naptime gets their information but this is interesting if so. How the hell do you blow $10k on advertising and have nothing to show for it?

I forgot that I had this kicking around on my computer from a while back:

I have never seen an old man dressed the way she does.

 

[JaneThough]

The 'I wish you'd get AIDS' made me genuinely lol

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Imagine being such a horndog that an old celebrity crush of yours becomes attractive again, just because they played with a big chocolate dick. What an absolute asexual.

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I have no idea where Naptime gets their information but this is interesting if so. How the hell do you blow $10k on advertising and have nothing to show for it?

I forgot that I had this kicking around on my computer from a while back:
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I have never seen an old man dressed the way she does.

Advertising where and for what? Social media and Google ads should have never cost her even remotely near $10,000

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Advertising where and for what? Social media and Google ads should have never cost her even remotely near $10,000

3 Billboards Outside Endicott, New York

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Advertising where and for what? Social media and Google ads should have never cost her even remotely near $10,000

Maybe the free patches she was handing out and leaving around near her local ice cream place, and paying for her Etsy shop and materials?

Now we just need her to account for the other $9985

 

[pink cigarettes]

I think I remember that, didn't they end up regretting it and dying or something and the farms actually felt bad for them for a little bit?

They spoke of their suicide plan on Reddit a couple times. Some time went by and I thought they'd joined the 41% but iirc they've detransitioned. Even if you chop your dick off and have to live with regret it's never too late to stop living a lie.

Advertising where and for what? Social media and Google ads should have never cost her even remotely near $10,000

I would put money on it having been grifted away from her lmao