Bobby thinks Kennedy's Star Wars is about pushing buttons.
Bob's "
Canon doesn't matter and Space Wizards for Children doesn't reals so it can be infinite different ways" moment #455000889
Someone made a clip in which these two women keep saying "Oh yeah..." at each other. Bobby imagines they are murmuring to him.
I call BS. Bob can't analyze human interaction for shit.
Bob has never had sex, so I wonder what he thinks "decent sex" is.
His concept has been skewed by Porn.
So, Robert seems to be having a normal one on twitter. Our boy
@Positron will cover it, no worries. But I found this one particularly funny.
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Tell what? No, really, tell what Robert? Do you have any other source of income/job that hasn't been disclosed? Are you making bank by working on a couple of videos being the wikipedia guy for MattPat? Or do you have any accomplishments that you chose to not share with the rest of us on your 10 hours a day twitters binges?
Bob did claim he had "another" job (not sure if that was writing for MatPat for a few shekels or something in addition to that, and he probably thinks that views on MatPat's Theory vids are plenty validating for his relevance whenever he scanned Wikipedia for them). However, this does not preclude Bob dumpster diving for "dead" (expired) egg mcMuffins. He'd better watch out for the compactor, though...
And point of order, MatPat paying Bob ANYTHING is STILL SJW Pity Bucks.
And as a further reminder, Bob has only had a single credit over the past six months, and much fewer credits this year as a whole.
Yeah, unless there's some Theory vidjas in the pipe that Bob has yet to get credit for because it's still in production or whatever.
Bob commits Category Error, for starters. Very, VERY few of the people he rants against are actual bigots. Also, you can't commit "pest control" in a fandom. People are going to watch and like what they want, be they bigot or no. You simply cannot eject a person from a fandom, because that's not how fandoms work, and that's not how thinking works. Unless you can erase their memories like on
Dr. Who, Men In Black, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Deathly Hallows Part 2 (OBLIVIATE!) or Legends of Tomorrow, Bob and his senpais are powerless to force people to not like a thing. Let people like things. Hell, let "things" like things. It's not like you can actually stop them. Not without rounding them up for Thoughtcrime and depositing them into oxygenless wastelands.
I think we're supposed to tell him that Bob already lost his apartment and now lives with mommy.
I guess it's possible that he found a new
flooding basement hovel pad recently? Who was it that looked up Bob's address via the voter regs and how did they do it? I forgot how.
There is supposed to be a "big announcement" somewhere during the 30 minutes. You tell me.
Bob analyzing the Blue Curtains again, you ain't missing much. Bob mentions 'family matters' (whatever the fuck that was all about - "story for another day" - was it Mama Chipman kicking his ass to the curb maybe?) as part of the delay as well as his PC breaking. Into November/Thanksgiving "Lots of work stuff lots of money stuff" (?!), "feeling down/selfcare", meandering about aimlessly in his "announcement" (and badly editing) and talking about how his point was "this is a movie that EXISTS", all boils down to "
I wanna be that Video Store Clerk that i was for years and years several times, but for Youtube". Y'know, where people asked him questions about movies and he'd happily sperg for hours about them, and he's going to keep doing
Schlocktober (all year long and not necessarily all horror). Cue - and I shit you not, I promise - all his fucking Jessica Fielhauer avatar faces all lined up with the sound of an audience clapping and cheering.
He did ponder eventually doing 2 other Youtube channels so that he can get paid 3x more so that the algorithm doesn't fuck him over.
The new show is called "THIS MOVIE EXISTS". Look forward to that. Look forward to more Big Picture. What does this mean for Schlocktober? Bob has no idea!
Bob's being a disingenuous retard here. The FULL story here, is
Coyote Paints Tunnel On Wall (so ROADRUNNER will mistake it for a real tunnel and run into the wall). Roadrunner defies all logic and physics by going THROUGH said painted tunnel like it was a real tunnel, Coyote tries to go through the tunnel but hits the wall, since if Road Runner can go through it, why the fuck can't he? What a smoothbrain.
Can anyone identify the make of the good car?
That is a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
I hope Bobby finds solace in Hunter's story, that a powerful, good-looking man nevertheless had to pay for sex.
Bob's cope for that would probably be the Charlie Sheen line: "I don't pay them to come to me, I pay them to LEAVE."
Really short answer: Islam is borderline incoherent, where all the teachings of the hadith come centuries after Muhammad, from unverifiable oral tradition vaguely tied to the Quran like a schizophrenic string board. However if you don't have the Hadith, the Quran is somehow even more unintelligible. These hadith are closer in time to the crusades than they are the life of Muhammad.
Slightly longer answer: Without doing any research, I'd hazard a guess that its because Muslims are allowed to let "people of the book" i.e. Jews and Christians live among them without converting, as long as they're paying what basically amounts to protection money. Its possible that whichever sect was in Jerusalem at the time had the power to enforce this and thought that it was a financial boon that wasn't worth disrupting. Its also entirely possible that whichever group was in control at the time did not particularly follow the Hadith that Hamas cites and that I posted. So, as to why at any particular point in time, I'd have to do some research.
However, the reason most modern Islamic terror groups aren't going to quit anytime soon is because most of them do subscribe to that Hadith or similar ones. Conversely, most Western Muslims will deny some of the most authentic Hadith because they paint Muhammad as a warmongering pedophile, as they come from a part of the world that finds such behavior horrific. That's why you can really come away with some disparate interpretations of Islam, from people who cite Muhammad as a proto-feminist, to people who use his example to condone taking women as sex slaves.
yeah, historically Islam is a mess, lots of different sects and no "pope" of Islam, but early days they were more tolerant of the Jews, even more so than they were of Christians, whom they regarded as "polytheists" due to belief in the Trinity, because way back then they weren't thinking so much of the 'end times', they were too focused on world conquest. Just pay that
Jizyah, and you're gucci. Modern-day Salafists and the like are more attuned to the concept of Armageddon, and they're more interested in bringing about Armageddon and the 72 virgin heaven. It hasn't helped that the Soviets and other communists have had undue influence over the Middle East, leading to some very screwy people getting a lot of money and indoctrination. (That's why a LOT of Leftists "support Palestine".) Not to mention that stuff appeals heavily to Cluster B Clusterfucks and other personality-disorder affected individuals, and that kind of Karen-ish mindset has metastasized for decades over there.
