DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Man DesperateSydePhil straight up paid out today. You could see it coming miles away. I got a sniff of it when he brought back buy me game codes, and it worked when 3 tards came rolling through. (Big ups to the Detractor and Dent who got the codes). After his act of "charity" Phil started hinting about BG3 and how he would just start playing using the reason of it as the shoe in winner for his upcoming event.

Phil knew that if mentioned that money was holding him back that a Dent will buy it for him after months of telling everyone else to fuck off about the eventual Game of the Year winner.

Phil looks like a complete unhinged asshole today after having to eat crow for his comments about BG3. I've never seen Phil do this mental gymnastics routine before. His insane performance deserves a gold medal.

He revised history, combined it with a cope, tumbled into a beg, and finished with smug somersault. Absolutely outstanding 👏.

I can't wait for Monday when he finally has to shut up and play the game.
 
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I hope that PC shuts down on him for good one of these days, preferably on stream. That poor thing can't handle anymore abuse and lack of care can it? I doubt it's ever been dusted, it has an outdated OS, Phil hits it regularly to 'fix' it. Fucking thing has to be an actual fire hazard with the amount of dust inside and around it in that office. I'm not saying I want it to happen but if this fat fucking retard turns his PC into an IED I will be laughing.

Just listen to how hard he slaps it. Those aren't love taps, those are grug fists beating down on the plastic shell.

He's always been a manbaby he smashes his toys when they don't work. He broke his fucking keyboard raging at Witcher 2's intro levels.
 
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Among all the lies in the prestream copecast, one sticks out but isn't of any importance. He said he's not going to be a dick and come at it with an open mind. Now if he turns YouTube mode on and he opens up with "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AFTER BEING YELLED AT, SCREAMED AT, AND THREATENED AT GUN POINT, I'M FINALLY PLAYING IT. THIS YEARS ""gAmE Of ThE yEaR"" BALDUR'S GATE 3. LETS SEE IF ITS ANY GOOD. EVERYONE HAS BEEN SHOUTING FROM HIGH HEAVEN SINGING THIS GAMES PRAISES. SO LETS SEE IF THERES ANY TRUTH."
I'll be damned if he doesn't come out swinging. Also not only did he set up reasons why he'll drop the game. But he also told everyone there's no excuses as to why people won't pay him to play in droves. "The game isn't going to be all of sudden be bad. If it got game of the year it should be be good until the end of time!"
Dsp... it got game of the YEAR.... because it's the best game that got realeased... THIS! YEAR!
You might say he's being unfair. And... he is. Life's unfair.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
I'd say it'll be funny watching him play DURG and soft locking himself in act 2 or much later in the game end of act 2 beginning of act 3 something the DURG happens that if you fail a really hard check your entire camp turns on you. But he's not making past the grove.
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Pretty bold of you to assume that he will manage to complete act 1.
 
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Comma said:
I'm not calling people who disagree with me names, but you're an asshole:

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Literally mentally ill. Absolutely irredeemable.


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For archival purposes, here's DSP proclaiming Baldur's Gate 3 will never be Game of the Year, even after getting a console release:

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(source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMAp0lV_vQ&t=3978s, August 25th, 2023)

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He's contradicting his own claims literally word for word, like the narcissistic, mentally ill contrarian that he is. This is again one of those moments where actual unironic dents say "fuck this shit" and turn on him.
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Quoting myself for relevancy.

On the late stream, DSP decided to double down and go full circle mental gymnastics by calling other people contrarians. You have to see it to believe it:

 
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grump said:
According to google phil takes a twenty minute drive one way to use his hairdresser. Thats like visiting another country for him. Must be a heck of a salon.

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She was originally at the chain haircut place by his house, but she opened her own business and he just HAD to keep going to her for some reason. There are options closer to him, like the aforementioned hair place she used to work with, or you know, an actual BARBERSHOP that would give him a decent haircut.
 
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I'm still waiting for the day he gets so annoyed at Derich, he says something like "Ok, Derich, I know you're not trying to be an asshole, but STAHP. Stahp repeating yourself in the chat, please. I understayund that you're trying to get me to read what you said, but you need to calhm down with the spamming or I'm gonna time you out. I really don't wanna ban you, but just know that it's getting really annoying, dood."
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
She was originally at the chain haircut place by his house, but she opened her own business and he just HAD to keep going to her for some reason. There are options closer to him, like the aforementioned hair place she used to work with, or you know, an actual BARBERSHOP that would give him a decent haircut.
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I think he still goes there because that's where Kat gets her haircut
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
He's already making excuses calling it a "boring RPG" "doesn't fit my format" "it's too drawn out" pulling the same shit he did with CP77 just hating it cause it was popular while also saying he's not being negative.
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I don't think he has a prayer of getting past the tutorial. He isn't smart enough or competent enough.
If he makes it into the first encampment I will be amazed.
Legitimately expect him to die over and over and over again on the first big fight. Ignoring the movie and the NPCs telling him to go for the terminal.

I can see it now

"WOWWWWWW I'm supposed to beat this guy with the sword? WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. HE HAS BACKUP NOW? Oh come on guys. Game of the year right here."
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
I'm still waiting for the day he gets so annoyed at Derich, he says something like "Ok, Derich, I know you're not trying to be an asshole, but STAHP. Stahp repeating yourself in the chat, please. I understayund that you're trying to get me to read what you said, but you need to calhm down with the spamming or I'm gonna time you out. I really don't wanna ban you, but just know that it's getting really annoying, dood."
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Oh, it will happen one day don't you doubt.

While yeah, DSPiss has an undeniable microdick boner for shielding that gross little pedofaggot prick (and for any & all of everyone's ideas as to why), the factor that will eventually supercede that boner will be one of the top 5 most pervasive truths about him.

And that is the fact that he holds true allegiance to no one.

Not friends (such as they were when he had any), not parents/family, not muhwife, not kittycat, no business (regardless of whether or not he has ever actually engaged w/ it, ever, but somehow he disassociates from reality even harder towards the ones w/ which he did have personal interactions. Psychopath.), not his tiny designation of meal tickets, even though he's not even man enough to keep his lights on w/out them.

He doesn't even hold any actual allegiance to himself. If he did, the Internet either wouldn't know or at best give a shit about him.

Eventually HurrDurrick will cross one of Joffrey's 8 million little invisible tripwires, & that'll be it. He'll unleash one if his laughable low-T scorched earth apocalypses. Will it have any impact? I doubt it. But you can take it to the bank, it's inevitable.

Betraying & sidewinding literally everyone/thing that has ever so much as blipped his radar, is threaded into Philburt's fucking DNA. It's who he is, it's what he does. Biologically mandated to chuck people under the bus, for any "reason" (percieved &/or invented) at any time.

He unflinchingly & routinely facefucks a myriad of people he hates a lot less than that insufferable spamblasting retard kiddiediddler. It's a foregone conclusion that eventually it'll be Durrick's turn. The only difference will be that the limpdicked tirade will fall into the 1% of them that were warranted.

The only mystery is how/why the hammer has taken so long to drop, but whatever the truth really is (which we'll never know & likely could never wrap our heads around anyway) doesn't even matter; nothing is sacred to this pile of dogshit.

TL ; DR:
Because no force of man or nature is greater than DarkSideFuckboi's genetic mandate to eventually turn heel & go full cocksucker on literally all people, places, & things. Hit his radar, & he will betray. Durrick never had a prayer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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