Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Important missing context: The most common liquor in China is baijiu. There's a reason why baijiu not really consumed outside of China, and that's because it objectively smells and tastes worst than literally any other alcoholic option.

Polished off a bottle of this last night, I'm currently a guest of the great nation of China. I thought it was OK, very smooth, kind of fruity (which from my own experience of making moonshine with a reflux still capable of some fairly high % means it could have been cleaned up with another run) but all in all fairly decent for something I had been warned of taking 300 trys to enjoy it, I have certainly had worse bottom shelf plastic bottle spirits as a student

Mostly it's cognac, have gone through a couple of bottles of that in the last few days too, the local lads seem to handle it fairly well. As a guest I'm encouraged to have more, but they keep up with my finely honed Irish genetics.
Maybe this area has a better alcohol processing gene, as my general experience is that they turn bright red after 1 sip.
Really helps wash down the beaks and feet.
Best thing is, not a single black, wow. If it weren't for all the chinese it could be Paradise

 

[AnOminous]

I think a lot of that feeling informs Asian work-drinking culture, you're being tested on your character if nothing else.

So do a better job learning to fake it and maybe sneakily drinking less than your interlocutor.

this is absolutely reasonable eating, especially somewhere with not enough food and a few too many bugs, eat the bugs i say, fuck em

It's one thing to eat bugs because Shlomo WEFstein told you to and another because you're legit starving.

 

[RollerGator]

Polished off a bottle of this last night, I'm currently a guest of the great nation of China. I thought it was OK, very smooth, kind of fruity (which from my own experience of making moonshine with a reflux still capable of some fairly high % means it could have been cleaned up with another run) but all in all fairly decent for something I had been warned of taking 300 trys to enjoy it, I have certainly had worse bottom shelf plastic bottle spirits as a student

Mostly it's cognac, have gone through a couple of bottles of that in the last few days too, the local lads seem to handle it fairly well. As a guest I'm encouraged to have more, but they keep up with my finely honed Irish genetics.
Maybe this area has a better alcohol processing gene, as my general experience is that they turn bright red after 1 sip.
Really helps wash down the beaks and feet.
Best thing is, not a single black, wow. If it weren't for all the chinese it could be Paradise

While you're in China you should drink one of those clay pots full of rice wine like they're always drinking in kung fu movies.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

This is VERY much what I've been presented about Japanese drinking culture especially within their business culture.

In the US, you have to opt-in by joining a frat. Which is a good thing. People shouldn’t be forced to get wasted.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Purely speculation, but in The Art of War Sun Tsu talks about how it's valuable to get people drunk from the angle that it makes them unable to hide their true nature; a person that is secretly a liar becomes a shameless liar, people that try to appear positive but are pessimistic will become depressed, a simple happy person will remain simple and happy. I think a lot of that feeling informs Asian work-drinking culture, you're being tested on your character if nothing else.

I do this to people and I'm not even asian (except according to some really old school nazis).
It's also god to check if they're annoying when stoned, assholes on stimulants or generally creepy around attractive women.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

This is VERY much what I've been presented about Japanese drinking culture especially within their business culture.

Japanese drinking culture is literally about "Our lives are living hells and we are slaves to our companies so the only time I'll ever be socially allowed to let loose is if I'm shitfaced." Bosses make their subordinates drink because they don't want to have to go home to their bitch wives and they don't want to drink alone. No one gives a shit about your character in that sense.

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

I have certainly had worse bottom shelf plastic bottle spirits as a student

I've had baijiu too, but I think it compares poorly to Mad Dog 20/20

 

[Super Guido]

I've had baijiu too, but I think it compares poorly to Mad Dog 20/20

How does it compare to Thunderbird?

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

despite the CDC's express warning that it does nothing but spread germs since

>trusting a government entity about germs and disease

Are you stupid? I bet you got a double extra boosted plus dose of the retard juice injected directly into your cockvein to say something so stupid when the blacks are so clearly in the right here. I bet you don't wash your hands after taking a shit either because would obviously just spread the germs around.

 

[Chop Top]

>trusting a government entity about germs and disease

Are you stupid? I bet you got a double extra boosted plus dose of the retard juice injected directly into your cockvein to say something so stupid when the blacks are so clearly in the right here. I bet you don't wash your hands after taking a shit either because would obviously just spread the germs around.

Well lookie here boys, we got a nigger who's done him some book learnin' and now he's trying to use whitey's hatred of government against him.

Nice try nigger, but I'm still not gonna wash my chicken.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

>trusting a government entity about germs and disease

Are you stupid? I bet you got a double extra boosted plus dose of the retard juice injected directly into your cockvein to say something so stupid when the blacks are so clearly in the right here. I bet you don't wash your hands after taking a shit either because would obviously just spread the germs around.

do your palms match your skin color, sir?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

>trusting a government entity about germs and disease

Are you stupid? I bet you got a double extra boosted plus dose of the retard juice injected directly into your cockvein to say something so stupid when the blacks are so clearly in the right here. I bet you don't wash your hands after taking a shit either because would obviously just spread the germs around.

That's why I never wash my hands, bathe, do laundry, or wash dishes. The government made this washing nonsense up so we'd submit to their fluoride mind control.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i swear if the gov told people to jump off a roof, half of em would do it and the other half would walk off of it backwards in rebellion
just dont be retarded

 

[On a Journey]

#LawrysSeasoning
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https://www.tiktok.com/@themodernicon/video/7189814378756132142

#whitepeopleseasoning
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https://www.tiktok.com/@kellikellceo/video/7155529136193228074

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Black people were enslaved long enough to evolve a taste for seasoning, but no one else.

Spoiler

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Got it.

#blackpeopleseasoning
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https://www.tiktok.com/@onewaycj__/video/7114153104127397163

Whitey doesn't get a pass either. Look at this dude:
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https://www.tiktok.com/@challengebutter/video/7269608518691343659

That second video with the wannabe taste phrenologist floored me. I know we should be used to this by now, but what a bizarre take. Does she not realize that it’s completely normal for different cultures, even those in close proximity, to develop different tastes? Hungarians don’t use more paprika than Austrians because they somehow evolved differently, they simply like paprika and grow a lot of it. Japan, Korea, and the different regions of China have very distinct cuisines despite being right next to each other and having quite a bit of cultural (and genetic) exchange over the centuries. Koreans are not biologically attuned to kimchi, they just grow up eating it all the time so they like it. Genetics contributes to your palate to some extent, but culture has a much larger effect. Anyways, I’m pretty sure slaves didn’t have Lawry’s, in reality they probably used less salt and spices because those things cost money.

Coincidentally, I am white and love rare steak, sushi, carpaccio, etc but am a first generation American so that’s probably not related to slavery. Actually, an American black woman is more likely than I am to have ancestors that owned slaves because plenty of slaves were the bastard children of their owners. Her demographic’s gene pool has a lot more slave-owner blood in it than mine does. It isn’t slavery’s fault that she can’t appreciate the taste and texture of a nice piece of flesh. Her acting like what she said is a profound revelation suggests that she has a very narrow view of food and cooking. BTW, making steak the same way for years without trying to get feedback is not how you become a better cook.

The Target video is also ridiculous. He only came to the conclusion that the size of the spice section is based on racial demographics because he’s got his CRT goggles on. Seeing that Target spice aisle, it’s obvious to me that this particular store has a fairly small grocery section. Look at the variety on those shelves: there’s the spices, granola, some kind of chips, cans, baking supplies, candy, and more that I can’t easily make out, all on just one side of an aisle. A small grocery store in the blackest neighborhood of NYC would probably have an even smaller spice section than this Target simply because it’s a more compact store.

That white guy with the spiced butter is being an idiot, though at least he didn’t make it a race thing. He says at the end that this particular Lawry’s butter might become a “viral” product, but all you have to do for the exact same experience is buy regular Lawry’s seasoning and butter/butter spread then use both of them. He even melted the butter, just stir in as much seasoning as you want. I’m sure Lawry’s and butter is good on corn but this isn’t the innovation he thinks it is. It definitely isn’t a black thing, compound butters are extremely common in Europe, especially in French cuisine which actually does use relatively little of these dried seasonings.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

A so-called professional chef, who really just exists to tweet about how white people cooking anything is bad, is back to validate the delusions of niggers





Thankfully community notes are here to help



He needs a thread here ASAP

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

A so-called professional chef, who really just exists to tweet about how white people cooking anything is bad, is back to validate the delusions of niggers

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He needs a thread here ASAP

>wypipo dont be washing they legs
this again huh....
what are some more made up black memes about whites, im interested in seeing the lore

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

>wypipo dont be washing they legs
this again huh....
what are some more made up black memes about whites, im interested in seeing the lore

Incest. There was a long tumblr thread few years ago that was, uh, "Thanksgiving at your white relatives' house?"...multiple entries were about it.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Incest. There was a long tumblr thread few years ago that was, uh, "Thanksgiving at your white relatives' house?"...multiple entries were about it.

That's funny, because niggers are the ones committing most of the incest. Living in the same ghetto for multiple generations, just fucking whoever you feel like, not keeping track of who your parents are? And with how many have gone on shows like Steve Wilkos where a negress has evidently been sexually assaulted/raped by a cousin?

I'd be surprised if American niggers weren't all at least partly inbred at this point.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

The Target video is also ridiculous. He only came to the conclusion that the size of the spice section is based on racial demographics because he’s got his CRT goggles on. Seeing that Target spice aisle, it’s obvious to me that this particular store has a fairly small grocery section. Look at the variety on those shelves: there’s the spices, granola, some kind of chips, cans, baking supplies, candy, and more that I can’t easily make out, all on just one side of an aisle. A small grocery store in the blackest neighborhood of NYC would probably have an even smaller spice section than this Target simply because it’s a more compact store.

It's obviously an old style non-Super Target that has a very limited selection of dry goods and little else food wise. A lot of people seem to forget that shoving fresh groceries into your department stores was weird before the late 1990s when Walmart popularized the idea it stole from Meijer.

>wypipo dont be washing they legs
this again huh....
what are some more made up black memes about whites, im interested in seeing the lore

My favorite one is how black women think white woman all want to touch their greasy overtreated hair.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

My favorite one is how black women think white woman all want to touch their greasy overtreated hair.

I assume it's mostly kids asking to touch their hair.