Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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We
Won.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It absolutely does get better. It gets incredible. But you have to keep your dick on, and you can't fucking castrate yourself with Estrogen.

As another poster pointed out, if the proposed "solution" to a problem you have involves flaying the skin from your dick and stitching whats left of it to a chunk of colon that constantly oozes colon slime, then cramming the mutilated remnants up into a hole carved in your taint, and poisoning your endocrine system with carcinogenic levels of wrong sex hormones, you should really reconsider both your options, your behavior, and the people you are turning to for advice.
One of the worst things about this bullshit is that this even need to be told to people.
Butchering your genitals is not a 'solution" to anything, it's fucking insane, and only an insane deviant wouldn't know that instinctively.

 

[Kees H]

So how long are we giving it until he joins the 42%?

I am with Jersh on this, I hope Lucas lives for another 600 years, suffering through life. Him roping would mean he would get a easy ticket out all of his faggotry. Let's hope he has a long and horrible life, just like this piece of shit deserves. It's way funnier to see him post shit like this about being depressed than seeing his obituary appear.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

I am with Jersh on this, I hope Lucas lives for another 600 years, suffering through life. Him roping would mean he would get a easy ticket out all of his faggotry. Let's hope he has a long and horrible life, just like this piece of shit deserves. It's way funnier to see him post shit like this about being depressed than seeing his obituary appear.

Yes Lucas needs to live so we can all look and point.

 

[LGHDR+]

I don’t like to wish misery on someone but my dude can’t even jack off anymore
The guy just needs to get off the internet get himself a cabin and touch grass or something

If by that you mean grazing the tops of the blades with the tips of his toes while he hangs from a rope, I'm all in!

 

[Quandaries Sage]

Im just now catching up but it couldn't have happened to a nicer person Lucas

I hope your stinkditch rots,

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What a shame.

Needless to say, Fart Queen's Throne stays up.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Oh, wow, Keffals has released a Statement. I'm sure the whole world was enlightened.

Summary of The Statement

Blah blah blah blah I'm a real VIP, look at my idiotic grin that proves it blah blah blah here's some tranny shit, oh by the way it doesn't get better! Yeah and I'm back on antidepressants, and how  dare you insinuate that they're the type that goes up the nose, you ingrates! Anyway here's more tranny nonsense to end it off don't you feel  sorry for me and by the way I should be paid to do this so get your wallets out!

An the world took no notice, as the speaker was just Keffals talking shit again.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

The Rule is simple:
Just stop being retarded.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He has a point that they've always seemed eager to claim martyrs and obv want saints & martyrs of their own.

I think thats exactly the reason some people support that shit. Its the "demoralization" shit Bezmenov talked about. Rub peoples faces in vile immoral shit and then punish anyone who speaks out against it. A lot of troons have huge victim complexes and more than that a big part of their fetish is subjecting unwilling and unconsenting people to it and forcing them to take part.

Yes, but calling trannies she/her only furthers their delusions which if you think about it its actually bad for them, you're not doing them a favor.

This is true. To anyone who isn't willfully blind at this point, the societal experiment in pathological tolerance of any and all deviance, insanity, and immorality is an abject failure, who could have guessed that agreeing with your schizo Uncle that yes, the squirrels are Federal agents and they really do have cameras in their eyes to spy on him does not make his illness and delusions any better.

Null has said to knock off the pronoun fagging in Chris Chan threads because it's obnoxious. Don't know if that rule applies outside of the CWC section but I assume it does.

I think a lot of people do it to be contrarian and troll people. Those people I find funny. Some people like Turkey Tom (who is still a cucked stinkditch licker even after his girlfriend was harrassed by troons for wrongthink) do it because they're spineless faggots and find it easier to play along with it than deal with the seething troon outrage.
Those people I have nothing but contempt for.

At the end of the day if no one played along with their shit they would never have gotten to be the problem they are today.
Pandering to their pronoun shit just emboldens them and people who do it unironically are part of the problem, even if its a small part.

That said its tedious to police peoples language in either direction, and especially here of all places. Its nobodies job to tell other people how to speak.
If someone does it because they're a shitlord and know its annoying I find it amusing. Unironic panderers I'm not going to bother correcting because I believe in free speech. I'll just quietly file them under "faggot."

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I'm predicting a disaster. One of the possible side effects of antidepressants is suicidal tendencies and ideation. Kekkles will go on a serotonin bender, an-hero himself and Liz Fong Jones will use it as fodder in his never ending Mongol war against the Farms.

On the plus side though.....

 

[Commander X]

Hey remember when all the leftists who now say how insane and bad "keffals" is were saying you were evil if you said that a year ago.

Imagine, all of these forty-something ex-Something Awful guys and other people like that having to say "Keffals" out loud.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

And here I was thinking that "it's over" meant finally he would get his "41'ers" jersey :/ oh well, it's just momentarily delayed anyways. The outcome is gonna be the same anyways.

 

[Jaimas]

Keffals could, in theory, reform. Most lolcows can, even as fucked up as Keffals is. Very rare is the lolcow that's truly irredeemable.

The problem - and why this won't happen - is that this requires a genuine desire to reform - a realization that one cannot continue like they have, and a recognition as well that one has done wrong, and a genuine desire to move beyond it and redeem oneself. Keffals at the heart of it is utterly incapable of admitting that, at any point, they were wrong about anything, for any reason. This includes, but is not limited to, the countless times they've lied about other people, the times they maliciously went after others (which are too numerous to mention here), and the bullshit they did in their own discord.

And that's the real reason it won't happen - Keffals has been using an online presence to be a massive asshole to people for years. All behind the veneer of justifiability, mind you, but that doesn't change that from the outset Keffals knew that shit was wrong. Owning up to the sheer volume of terrible shit Keffals has done would bring the entire veneer that is Keffals down, forcing them to realize that, contrary to their constant affirmations, they are ultimately unimportant and decided to try to attack people for infantile, stupid reasons.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Not something I believe, as I think the Lowtax Path is the most likely for our dear retarded troon, but.

If he de-transitions and continues the grift as an anti-trans """""advocate""""", what do people think?

He's a wormy opportunistic piece of shit, so it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Very rare is the lolcow that's truly irredeemable.

You can't redeem the removal of your genitalia and sex hormone glands. Keffals will forever be a deformed, mentally fucked up man because he has had one made out of himself. No medical intervention can fix this and turn him into a healthy man again.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Keffals could, in theory, reform. Most lolcows can, even as fucked up as Keffals is. Very rare is the lolcow that's truly irredeemable.

The problem - and why this won't happen - is that this requires a genuine desire to reform - a realization that one cannot continue like they have, and a recognition as well that one has done wrong, and a genuine desire to move beyond it and redeem oneself. Keffals at the heart of it is utterly incapable of admitting that, at any point, they were wrong about anything, for any reason. This includes, but is not limited to, the countless times they've lied about other people, the times they maliciously went after others (which are too numerous to mention here), and the bullshit they did in their own discord.

And that's the real reason it won't happen - Keffals has been using an online presence to be a massive asshole to people for years. All behind the veneer of justifiability, mind you, but that doesn't change that from the outset Keffals knew that shit was wrong. Owning up to the sheer volume of terrible shit Keffals has done would bring the entire veneer that is Keffals down, forcing them to realize that, contrary to their constant affirmations, they are ultimately unimportant and decided to try to attack people for infantile, stupid reasons.

The thing is Lucas is one of those twisted, broken people that instead of taking account and responsibilty of their actions and coming to understand the reasons they are miserable, just become bitter and vindictive and embrace the crab bucket mentality where they're miserable so the only small pleasure they get is ensuring everyone who has to deal with them is as miserable as them.
He's also a spiteful little shit that would giggle and laugh at the misfortune of others but then in the same breath whine and complain when the same shit happens to him.
Some people are just rotten.
You can't redeem someone who is just shit, at a deep fundamental level, and Lucas is as spiteful and vindictive as they come.
Just look at him doing the Boogie sob story compared to how he behaved when he was still high on the dope he bought with the GoFraudMe money he misused.
He's fucking scum.

 

[FiveStarAce]

As another poster pointed out, if the proposed "solution" to a problem you have involves flaying the skin from your dick and stitching whats left of it to a chunk of colon that constantly oozes colon slime, then cramming the mutilated remnants up into a hole carved in your taint, and poisoning your endocrine system with carcinogenic levels of wrong sex hormones, you should really reconsider both your options, your behavior, and the people you are turning to for advice.
One of the worst things about this bullshit is that this even need to be told to people.
Butchering your genitals is not a 'solution" to anything, it's fucking insane, and only an insane deviant wouldn't know that instinctively.

lol, don't you know anything about science? STOOPID!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not something I believe, as I think the Lowtax Path is the most likely for our dear retarded troon, but.

If he de-transitions and continues the grift as an anti-trans """""advocate""""", what do people think?

Keffals would still have to deal with the reality that he has irreparably mutilated and sterilized himself. There's nothing he can do to reverse the damage done, it will be with him for the rest of his life. He'll also be dealing with and seeing the complications and physical consequences of this "surgery" for the rest of his life as a constant reminder of his decisions.

That's a heavy burden for anyone who loses a body part or its functionality due to an illness or accident, let alone knowing you did so completely voluntarily and of your own free will in pursuit of some gender dream that ended up being nothing but lies.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Keffals would still have to deal with the reality that he has irreparably mutilated and sterilized himself. There's nothing he can do to reverse the damage done, it will be with him for the rest of his life.

That's a heavy burden for anyone who loses a body part or its functionality due to an illness, let alone knowing you did it completely voluntarily and of your own free will in pursuit of some gender dream that ended up being nothing but lies.

Yep. I enjoy the fact that he's going to live with the notion he dead-ended himself. I think it'll be hilarious if he had to pivot to basically advocating going against what he did. Like those DARE programs with drunk drivers, lol, but far more humiliating.

Most likely is the Lowtax path, maximum hilarity is him becoming an anti-trans advocate.