Lolcow Mike Yevtuck - God of the USA Hells Angels

[God of USA hell's angels]

I take a break from this thread for a few hours and we're planning a hit? Good lord.

its all Bork's plan But he's getting cold feet and sat on a lit birthday candle for warmth

So am I the offical Kiwi Farms hitman now?

your the one that told the hells angels where i live and the great plan to pretend to buy my home and make an appointment to kill me . your a HIWI hells angels Hit planner and pretty dam good at it Its up to them now to follow through.

sounds like you just sat on your birthday candles Bork

I don't know whether to feel amazed, sad, or laugh at this dudes sudden lucidity and then jump into schizophrenic rants. Its literally like two people are talking.

Did your water break Bork

 

[Bork Laser]

your the one that told the hells angels where i live and the great plan to pretend to buy my home and make an appointment to kill me . your a HIWI hells angels Hit planner and pretty dam good at it Its up to them now to follow through.

I mean, I have taken hostages before. Censored for identities.

 

[God of USA hell's angels]

I mean, I have taken hostages before. Censored for identities.

I mean, I have taken hostages before. Censored for identities.

Did your water break Bork

I mean, I have taken hostages before. Censored for identities.

I mean, I have taken hostages before. Censored for identities.

So am I the offical Kiwi Farms hitman now?

Bork Soon you will have your ultimate trophy and your evil will be Glorified in the Journals of hell as hells angels kneel before you ,. Bork the one that lead hells angels to the Holy Land where the unsuspecting Mike yevtuck God of the USA hells angels was feeding a homeless squirrel at the back door while hells angels come through the sewer and up the toilet and shot him with silver bullets in the back of the head leaving a squirrel traumatized for life as the dead hells angels fall on their own brains with synovial fluid from their busted limps spraying all over the squirrels Nuts

did I post this already I think my browser stopped

 

[chainer]

Is Mike Yuckcuck pro-Outlaws MC in his opposition to the Hells Angels?

 

[Skeletor]

Is Mike Yuckcuck pro-Outlaws MC in his opposition to the Hells Angels?

He's trying to arrange a hit on a Hell's Angel, so I guess that makes him a legit 1%er.

 

[God of USA hell's angels]

Alright so this is Mike's supposed house on sale on Zillow

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/97-Pacific-Blvd-Cliffwood-Beach-NJ-07735/39119021_zpid/

Looks like a nice house and really well done inside. It doesn't look like one person lives in there though, which is why I am unsure its really Mike's house. I don't know if Mike is crazy enough to risk putting family and friends in danger no matter how unlikely it may be. Then again we have had other cows do this before. The thing that also gets me is that mike must have some sort of nice income as the house looks well furnished and upkept pretty well.

never mind

a very scary crew comments on this thread

Is that the real Mike Yevtuck ? I been reading about him since the 1st season of Son's of Anarchy 9 years ago.

 

[Bork Laser]

Is that the real Mike Yevtuck ? I been reading about him since the 1st season of Son's of Anarchy 9 years ago.

oh wait nevermind. THis does look like his youtube

 

[José Mourinho]

@God of USA hell's angels is sent to Moderation Queue for a week for nonstop spamming in this thread.

 

[FatNero]

@God of USA hell's angels is sent to Moderation Queue for a week for nonstop spamming in this thread.

I disagree. Let him spam bro.

 

[Bork Laser]

I disagree. Let him spam bro.

Free my nigga mikey

 

[r00]

did I post this already I think my browser stopped

Lol. Old Age or Schizophrenia?

You did, and you also posted this, but it got deleted too.

My name is Mike Yevtuck and when I was a child, I was molested by several members of the new york chapter of the hells angels. Naturally this event was very traumatic for me and it has caused me to develop an intense psychotic hatred of the hells angels.
Since that fateful day when I was molested, I have been campaigning aggressively against hells angels in the hopes that Chuck "Senpai" Zito will notice me.

 

[HandsomePete]

Dear Lord in heaven, this thread is now 12 pages long

 

[bacterium]

Holy shit. Did I just have a stroke?

 

[God of USA hell's angels]

This thread got ruined quick. I enjoy Mike Yevtuck comments . God of the USA Hell's angels is a Hero to Son's of Anarchy fans who had no prior knowledge that Hell's angels allow sex offenders and Chuck Zito has no fights . I wish God of USA hells angels would write a book before he gets killed .

 

[bacterium]

This thread got ruined quick. I enjoy Mike Yevtuck comments . God of the USA Hell's angels is a Hero to Son's of Anarchy fans who had no prior knowledge that Hell's angels allow sex offenders and Chuck Zito has no fights . I wish God of USA hells angels would write a book before he gets killed .

Okay, Mike.

 

[r00]

This thread got ruined quick. I enjoy Mike Yevtuck comments . God of the USA Hell's angels is a Hero to Son's of Anarchy fans who had no prior knowledge that Hell's angels allow sex offenders and Chuck Zito has no fights . I wish God of USA hells angels would write a book before he gets killed .

it got ruined when you started triple-posting without apologizing.

 

[José Mourinho]

This thread got ruined quick. I enjoy Mike Yevtuck comments . God of the USA Hell's angels is a Hero to Son's of Anarchy fans who had no prior knowledge that Hell's angels allow sex offenders and Chuck Zito has no fights . I wish God of USA hells angels would write a book before he gets killed .

Why does your IP match with @God of USA hell's angels ?