DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Yung Dalph said:
I think he still goes there because that's where Kat gets her haircut
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Correct. And some of you guys are still trying to insist that ManTits McGee had the sack to -ahem- "make" -lolol- her quit the Internets. Lolno.

Yes, aside from the fact that he's too piss-terrified to go to an actual barber --like a real man-- because he even withers in the presence of the testosterone levels in his little all-chick beauty salon, those haircuts are so fucking embarrassing that it goes BEYOND "if she gave even a basal fuck about him, she would first beat the shit out of the war criminal stylist, haul him off somewhere else to get his bellend head re-cut to as close to remedied as possible (it wouldn't be), & then bruteforce him to do the next 4 entire weeks of streams wearing some kind of dome cozy to hide the aberration until [what's left of] his greaselogged hair grew back out. -Dismissing his sobs & bawwwwing over this order by telling him to windowdress it as Customer Appreciation Month, or wtfever." and ballsdeep right into "she specifically directs the stylist to do those special ed trailer kid cuts, & then trots him around out to the locals & internet at large to purposefully humiliate him. Because she hates his fucking guts."

Those fucking haircuts, bro, there's zero way those aberrations aren't committed on purpose. And despite his protests, even he fucking knows...

I'll never be able to understand how anyone can see those ...haircuts... of his.. every few weeks & still have any question about who wears the dress in that arrangement. Every single one of those haircuts is a federal hate crime.

Seriously. I will never, ever get past this.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Didn't see it mentioned here yet. Piggy fought a pro player yesterday, arcadeRat. How did it go? Well you can already imagine:
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Lol, this is fantastic. I hope we get a public apology on stream, just like with BlarrLad. Also, didn't SnakeEyes quit on Phil after one match? That's okay because he's SnakeEyes, but this guy is a little bitch for deeming that Phil isn't worth his time, even though he beat his ass just the same.
 
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clothes in my closet said:
Also, didn't SnakeEyes quit on Phil after one match? That's okay because he's SnakeEyes, but this guy is a little bitch for deeming that Phil isn't worth his time, even though he beat his ass just the same.
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Phil doesn't realize that quitting after one match isn't bad manners if it's a non-Master fighting a Master, since Masters can't lose or win MR when fighting non-Masters so matches against them a waste of time for Masters.
 
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LieLieFyre said:
Is DSPs next step becoming one of those gift card YTbers?
"Guys if you comment, like, subscribe, become a member and make a tip over 25$ you have a chance to get a GIFT CARD SIGNED BY ME! The gift card is used already and you can only claim it if you live in America or pay for postage. Snort"
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Only if the dents gift him said giftcards.
Phil aint spending money on his business grift unless he has a gun to his head
 
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clothes in my closet said:
Lol, this is fantastic. I hope we get a public apology on stream, just like with BlarrLad. Also, didn't SnakeEyes quit on Phil after one match? That's okay because he's SnakeEyes, but this guy is a little bitch for deeming that Phil isn't worth his time, even though he beat his ass just the same.
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Yeah and I think every time Phil fights a known player he specifically writes it down in his video title like the grifting little bitch he is. And against Snakeeyez he also acted in full clown mode "don't do it to me waaahhhhhh" No wonder he is so despised in the FGC he sucks the dick of every big name but acts like he is the best against no Names Even if said no-Names wipe the floor with him
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Didn't see it mentioned here yet. Piggy fought a pro player yesterday, arcadeRat. How did it go? Well you can already imagine:
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Actual pro fighting game player winning Street Fighter tournaments:

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Man who masturbated live on stream placing 4th™ in Warzone by hiding in bathrooms:

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Comma said:
Acutal pro fighting game player who wins Street Fighter tournaments:

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Man who masturbated live on stream placing 4th™ in Warzone by hiding in bathrooms:

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You know, what really pissed me off, was how weasely and smug he was about his unearned 4th place.

He could have gone: “Yeah, it’s against the spirit of the game, but when you’re my age you don’t have the fastest reflexes anymore. Realistically, if I want to be in top 50, it’s what I need to do.”

Instead he’s acting like he’s smarter than everyone and dentsplaining how the game is about hiding.
 
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I was talking about SemanticsSydePhil and by coincidence found the best segment of Phil's Semantics.
Watchmojo is fake news bullshit for morons because they got everything about him wrong. Actually dude I was streaming on YouTube, not Twitch when I jerked off, so that isn't a Top 10 Embarassing Moments on Twitch dummies.

85CentSoda said:
It cracks me up that he drives so far to go to a hair salon in a strip mall next to a Dollar Tree. a Fred Meyer, and Costco.
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At least he can do all his day ahf activities in one trip this way. Genius way tos ave gas Dave.
Big Brown Schlub said:
Didn't see it mentioned here yet. Piggy fought a pro player yesterday, arcadeRat. How did it go? Well you can already imagine:
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Time for an apology to Sir Rat when Phil learns who he is. Also if leaving a match after winning makes you a bitch, what does whining and crying like a baby make you after losing a Warzone round saying shit like, "This game is fucking broken dogshit garbage!" make you?
 
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Corpun said:
Watchmojo is fake news bullshit for morons because they got everything about him wrong. Actually dude I was streaming on YouTube, not Twitch when I jerked off, so that isn't a
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"They said that certain things were happening that weren't happening" refuses to give further details after saying this.

Fucking, GOT EM! I dont know about you boys but thats all I needed to hear to convince me these retards at watch mojo did everything wrong and did nothing correct.
 
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He is doubling down the second prestream in a row (11:42 ish): "This should be my most attended, most hyped stream of the year this coming Monday, when Baldur's Gate 3 premieres. If not, what happened? If everyone says it's the best game ever (of the year btw), then why...where is everybody? Right? So we gonna see what happens this Monday, 'put your money where your mouth is' as they say. ALL YEAR people wanted this game, you better show up. You better show up for this stream. Seriously, if I play this game and then suddenly the attendance is tiny, it's like what the hell was this, right? All year you all here screaming for it, was that the silent majority, right? Is it the quiet minority, or the loud minority. Who is it, who is screaming for this game. I hope that people show up"

No whales lined up? It's joever
"I really hope that it will end up being a great stream of people hanging out and saying 'finally Phil is playing it', you know? I love that, I love that. And the thing is the problem is we don't get that much anymore. Did you notice that? Even with the biggest releases of the year you don't get that hype feeling anymore. You just don't. Those hype days are over"

Depression arc. Next hype games are FF7...and GTA6 :stress:
 
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Freebird said:
He is doubling down the second prestream in a row (11:42 ish): "This should be my most attended, most hyped stream of the year this coming Monday, when Baldur's Gate 3 premieres. If not, what happened? If everyone says it's the best game ever (of the year btw), then why...where is everybody? Right? So we gonna see what happens this Monday, 'put your money where your mouth is' as they say. ALL YEAR people wanted this game, you better show up. You better show up for this stream. Seriously, if I play this game and then suddenly the attendance is tiny, it's like what the hell was this, right? All year you all here screaming for it, was that the silent majority, right? Is it the quiet minority, or the loud minority. Who is it, who is screaming for this game. I hope that people show up"

No whales lined up? It's joever
"I really hope that it will end up being a great stream of people hanging out and saying 'finally Phil is playing it', you know? I love that, I love that. And the thing is the problem is we don't get that much anymore. Did you notice that? Even with the biggest releases of the year you don't get that hype feeling anymore. You just don't. Those hype days are over"

Depression arc. Next hype games are FF7...and GTA6 :stress:
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Phil is so determined to be right, he’s trying to piggle the win conditions.

Unless he gets the HIGHEST amount of views and tips ever, BG3 was a bad idea just like he was saying all along!

Nevermind that dents have been asking him for months to play it, and every streamer played it a long time ago.

The only competition for Phil’s greed is his ego.

iLoveDoe said:
Bitching and moaning again about how no one talks to him during his streams and how he'll drop a game if he doesn't get enough tips

I don't see his playthrough of BG3 going for long

He already fucking hates the idea of playing it

He'll hate the fact that he'll need slightly better attention span than that of a goldfish to understand the game
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Phil is terrible at video games and so dumb that he fucked up making cup noodles. AFTER reading the instructions.

He’s too dumb to understand the first thing about what difference there is between the different classes and spells, or the RNG mechanic for that matter.

Every time he fails a roll it’ll be: “HNUUUNH?!? AH DINT DO DAT!!””

It’ll be an incredibly frustrating 4-5 streams for him before he’ll cancel it at the first excuse.
 
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