Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[QB 290]

Status update:
I will probably load up all CattyN stuff I could get my hands on over the course of the weekend somewhere, Probably dropbox.
In the meantime, here some "regular" comics by Dobson that most peole seem to either not know about or ignore:
Warning, extremely long, therefore in spoilers.

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Edit: Looks as if based on size I can only upload a couple of comics. I try to get more up, but those rental store comics are awfully big.

The really sad thing is that its not even that bad of a comic, some of the jokes work and it looks pretty animated. Too bad it was made by Dobson

 

[Professor Iris]

Man, he bitched a lot about Link's hair.
Dobson, I hate to break it to you, but people don't actually care what colour Link's fucking hair was.

Also, fuck that second comic. Dobson managed to turn TL;DR into a fucking one-shot.

Dobson's lifelong dream? Own an arcade cabinet.

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If he actually builds that cabinet, I'll notch him up by "1" on my Scale of Respect.
....which is currently at negative 50.

Also, Arcade Cabinets are nifty, but you know what isn't? Maintenance. If you're a button masher like me, expect some of the buttons to jam or the joystick to malfunction over time, which means that you've got to disassemble the thing and solder some wires. Sure hope you can do that.

Then again, careful inspection of his words indicate that no, he's not going to try. He said "you". As in, he's telling people "YOU put it together yourself."

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Then again, careful inspection of his words indicate that no, he's not going to try. He said "you". As in, he's telling people "YOU put it together yourself."

"... and then give it to me. Because you love my comics. RIGHT?"

 

[Professor Iris]

Silly old bear.

 

[Human Institute Director]

So, I was doing a bit of online research and in doing so stumbled upon some of Dobson's older stuff and almost all CattyN stuff that so far no one seems to have touched upon.

I am trying to find a way to load up his CattyN stuff overall somewhere for others to see (warning: obviously NSFW), in the meantime, here a little overview of CattyN whinning about anime and giving us a good insight in what he was willing to actually still let pass as show


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Also, characters he was never going to inflate:
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"I couldn't find any good anime"
"My anime club friends would mock even the good anime!"
"My anime club friends would like any anime just because it is anime!"

"Some guy managed to stole me the anime club"
"But he was incompetent guys I swear"

Keep contradicting yourself Cathy

 

[The Nothingness]

Maybe he's still traumatized from Wu disagreeing with him on Star Wars

What was that about?

 

[A Random]

Old thread.

Wu told him off. Second time something like that happened, first time being after Wu saw one of his comics and didn't approve of it.

ETA: It was December 20 last year.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

LOL. "Brianna was being the usual insane harpy he usually is. This is obviously greasygopherguts' fault!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

For fucks sake, Dobson. Keep it in your pants, you lesbian-fetishizing asshat.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

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...

Release of the original Zelda, February 1986
Release of A Link to the Past, November 1991

Everyone knew LTTP was a different Link, the name alone implies it serves as a predecessor to the original Zelda games. It wasn't Nintendo saying there was only one Link for 10 years, there was only one for about 5 and a half. Wait... 10 years.

Ocarina of Time NA Release date, November 1998.

So 12 years, 9 after the cartoon this game comes out where Link's hair is blonde without argument. No artwork in the manual to ignore, no trying to say it's really a light brown or the pink rim of his hat (facepalm), just blonde hair. N64 graphics shoved the gold hair of Fairy Boy into his face and he's holding a grudge. Would also be around the same time Charles Martinet started voicing Mario (1995's Mario's Game Gallery, but he stayed on for Mario 64). Again, about 10 years after Super Mario Bros. shipped.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Dobson likes to keep on shit that was years ago anyway with some sort of grudge.
Example: Guess who got more information on the origins of Alex ze Pirate by using a combination of sheezyart links and the waybackmachine.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson likes to keep on shit that was years ago anyway with some sort of grudge.
Example: Guess who got more information on the origins of Alex ze Pirate by using a combination of sheezyart links and the waybackmachine.

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"Sam the Unworthy Slob". Jfc...

Also, way to come off as a creepy asshole, Dobson. Literally the only reason you were this girl's friend and drew art for her was because you wanted to fuck her. Once she got married(to someone I'm sure you'd classify as a "dudebro"), you wanted nothing more to do with her.

Way to go.

 

[Count groudon]

"Sam the Unworthy Slob". Jfc...

Also, way to come off as a creepy asshole, Dobson. Literally the only reason you were this girl's friend and drew art for her was because you wanted to fuck her. Once she got married(to someone I'm sure you'd classify as a "dudebro"), you wanted nothing more to do with her.

Way to go.

Dobson is the exact sort of person he claims to hate, and he's too narcissistic to ever realize it. I honestly think that's fascinating, it's like he's a character from a Poe story.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Is Alex Sennwald actually Aleks Sennwald the successful artist?
That's a hell of coincidence in names if not.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is Alex Sennwald actually Aleks Sennwald the successful artist?
That's a hell of coincidence in names if not.

I guess it be easy to confirm if you check the schools she went to.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I guess it be easy to confirm if you check the schools she went to.

I'm having a hard time finding info on where she went to school, but she has red hair and bears a striking resemblance to Alex ze Pirate. Or at least a lot of her self sketches do. It may not be, I hope it is because she's actually a successful cartoonist.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm having a hard time finding info on where she went to school, but she has red hair and bears a striking resemblance to Alex ze Pirate. Or at least a lot of her self sketches do. It may not be, I hope it is because she's actually a successful cartoonist.

Dobson does seem to have a knack for knowing much more successful artists when they were younger.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

So, I was doing a bit of online research and in doing so stumbled upon some of Dobson's older stuff and almost all CattyN stuff that so far no one seems to have touched upon.

I am trying to find a way to load up his CattyN stuff overall somewhere for others to see (warning: obviously NSFW), in the meantime, here a little overview of CattyN whinning about anime and giving us a good insight in what he was willing to actually still let pass as show


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I don't see why anime getting more popular has to make it less appealing. Not all of them are 12 yr. old girl's panties and shit, there's a lot of good ones out there that are worth finding and watching. But Dobson has to be a hipster about it like its not supposed to be popular.
Why does he take so much offense at people mocking anime, especially his favorites? It's just joking around and stuff. Me and my friend used to make fun of everything we watched (anime included, such as FMA) and it was fun. He's such a stick in the mud. All anime has to be SERIOUS apparently, no mockery of anything.

Dobson likes to keep on shit that was years ago anyway with some sort of grudge.
Example: Guess who got more information on the origins of Alex ze Pirate by using a combination of sheezyart links and the waybackmachine.

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Interesting "what could've been" there. Kinda sad really, I'm surprised he actually had some self-awareness about Talus' existence in his story.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

And now, some more comics for the upload:

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btw, remember how we should not draw "sexist" crap?

Lastly, the AzP page that never came to be

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btw, there is a third video store comic, but I am not going to load it up here. Its size takes hours to load up. Fuck that.

 

[Professor Iris]

Commentary on the TL;DR comic, part duex:

Spoiler: *inhales*

1) Why is that girl dressed as the Chiquita banana lady? No explanation? Okay.
2) A Video Store called 'Planned Obsolescence'? Why?
3) You only have one fucking employee before Chiquita banana lady walked in. Is business that bad that you have a layoff season dedicated towards firing your only employee?
4) The sound effect is "Ka-Ching", not "Ca-Ching" fool.
5) Pocket watches don't go "Dong Dong" either.
6) So, the lady decides to help him out in the end, but forgot that there is tax added on to the price. Question for the clueless banana bitch: You were also selling these combos, matter of fact, you were the ONLY employee who sold those combo deals, all day. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FORGET THE ACTUAL PRICE OF THE COMBO? Speaking of which, this also implies that she has been charging customers for combos without applying tax, which means that the business just lost a lot of money, and her ass should have been fired too.
7) Unnecessary sound effects everywhere. "LOOM" "DOOM" "KONG" "PEEK" Show, don't tell, Dobson. Jesus.
The comic is rather sexist, but in both ways. Note that the guy is being physically abused and yelled at by his boss, and him being out of a job is being played for laughs. In the meanwhile, banana bitch is portrayed as a saint, a perfect employee despite her ridiculous costume, and absolutely no personality whatsoever, which implies that the only reason she is getting combo sales at all is because she are pretty gurl behind dur counturr, hurr hurr HURR
9) Those are some rude ass customers. They tell him "NO" without allowing him to finish his sentence. Dobson, I'm beginning to think you actually hate customers, because in all of your comics which have them as characters, they are almost always rude, obnoxious assholes. Except for the women, who are only portrayed as 'clueless' as best.
10) Somebody enlighten me. Do video stores in America sell popcorn and soda like that? Is it a video store or a movie theater? I'm honestly confused.
11) ARGH THOSE HANDS
12) For somebody who has such a giant chip on their shoulder about anime and manga, you sure do a lot of things that resemble them, Dobby mah boy!

Commentary on the Police Bitch drawing:

CHAINS. DON'T. WORK THAT WAY.
Also check out the buildings in the background, Goddamn


Commentary on the unfinished AzP comic:

Another classic example of Dobson's rough sketches being leagues better than his actual finished product.


But if I were to change one thing, it would be Alex's line about racists. You could just have her say "They were being JERKS" instead of "racists" and my reason for saying so is because you don't want the dialouge to sound forced, like you're trying to cram an Aesop about prejudice in there. Subtlety, man.

For fucks sake, Dobson. Keep it in your pants, you lesbian-fetishizing asshat.

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Andrew Dobson just gets creepier and creepier with each passing day. The irony of him telling people not to do sexist crap whilst objectifying lesbians as nothing more than blank-slate cuddlebunny fap material is lost on him.