Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

What a bootlicking little corporate faggot cocksucker.

 

[14% Loko]

A pretty big tornado just ripped through Jack's neck of the woods.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

Eating out most of your meals and posting a five minute "review" on YouTube that amounts to "fud gud A++", then writing all of them off every April is STEALING from tax payers, no matter what year it's been.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

But giving your username and password to some Bangladeshis in an attempt to bullshit sub and viewer counts is A-OK.

 

[beautiful person]

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What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

Lmao, faggot. Good lil' boomer is proud to pay the multi-billion dollar media conglomerates as much as possible, while anyone with half a brain streams their shit for free from piracy sites. Forget the playing around with password sharing BS. If I don't own it, then why tf should I pay for it?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'm guessing he overheard some people at a restaurant talking about some show or another, and offering "Yea I'll give you my account so you can watch it, its pretty good", and this act of friendship enraged the wendigo for some reason.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

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What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

Why does he care? Hammy pays for everything anyways.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao, faggot. Good lil' boomer is proud to pay the multi-billion dollar media conglomerates as much as possible, while anyone with half a brain streams their shit for free from piracy sites. Forget the playing around with password sharing BS. If I don't own it, then why tf should I pay for it?

I hope his estate soon has to pay the multinational embalming conglomerates a lot of money to embalm his foul disgusting corpse so it can be buried in a disgustingly huge coffin in a repulsive huge vault.

 

[beautiful person]

I hope his estate soon has to pay the multinational embalming conglomerates a lot of money to embalm his foul disgusting corpse so it can be buried in a disgustingly huge coffin in a repulsive huge vault.

I always appreciate your Jack A-Logging.

For real, though, people like Jack are such a waste of resources, and Jack doesn't even offer anything on a human level to remotely make up for it. He brings us a little bit of entertainment, but I'd be completely willing to sacrifice him in order to spare the local fast food workers the pain of having to interact with him.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Between the "trial bites" and Jack's dysphagia, maybe Tammy should buy a pack of those mesh baby feeders.
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She needs to wheel Jack out onto the deck / grill graveyard in the middle of the winter, and brick his phone from the Find My app. That’s the only way to take charge in this situation.

 

[make_it_so]

Nobody commented on it, but you can hear a female voice at around 8:16 that says something like, "ask some questions, Jack," I'm not sure who that is but lol Jack is probably just staring at the deer nuggets slack-jawed and drooling a bit.

Jack was probably too mesmerized by the prospect of downing several juicy, deep fried meats to try to pay attention to his guest, his lizard brain graying out the surrounding world and simply repeating "meat 'gud."

 

[Remember to dilate]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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Those sleeveless hoodies he always wears are so fucking dumb. Plus, he looks like he's pregnant. And nice purse.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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If it wasn’t for the fact that Jr’s name was referenced, I’d mistake this for two lesbians.

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What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

This take is retarded? How is lending someone an account even stealing if it’s consensual between both parties?

Why am I even asking because Jack definitely is one of those “Corporations are people” brand of bootlicker.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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He looks like a Baby Huey blow up doll. Not a shred of masculinity is present in that photo.

This take is retarded? How is lending someone an account even stealing if it’s consensual between both parties?

Why am I even asking because Jack definitely is one of those “Corporations are people” brand of bootlicker.

People make the mistake of looking too deeply into anything Jack says. His outbursts come from a subconscious sense of feeling threatened, nothing more, and anything that doesn't pat him on the back and proclaim him a special boy is an attack.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

This take is retarded? How is lending someone an account even stealing if it’s consensual between both parties?

It's Jack logic. In the same vein, if you put on your streaming service at home on the TV and let people who don't pay for it watch, that's also stealing, right Jack?

 

[Piggle Rick]

It's Jack logic. In the same vein, if you put on your streaming service at home on the TV and let people who don't pay for it watch, that's also stealing, right Jack?

Yep, we should all be giving as much money as possible to the big media companies for content that we’ll never own and they can take our access to at any time they choose (like fucking PlayStation currently). Thanks Jack, you are such a man of the people.

 

[The Early 2000s]

What a dumb thing to virtue signal about.

Lmao you just know Jack Jr. and Mini-Tammy LOVE having Jack around. "Thanks son for allowing us to stay in your home, but you can't use my Netflix or Amazon account, it's ILLEGAL!"
What a faggot!

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Lmao you just know Jack Jr. and Mini-Tammy LOVE having Jack around. "Thanks son for allowing us to stay in your home, but you can't use my Netflix or Amazon account, it's ILLEGAL!"
What a faggot!

It only illegal when other people do it. I'm sure Jack thinks that it's ok for him to do it because he's such a good Christian.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Lmao you just know Jack Jr. and Mini-Tammy LOVE having Jack around. "Thanks son for allowing us to stay in your home, but you can't use my Netflix or Amazon account, it's ILLEGAL!"
What a faggot!

It also goes to show you that Jack is such a selfish fuck. It all boils down to Jack not wanting to give up anything or share because he's a greedy fat fuck.
He's just using this as an excuse to explain why he doesn't have to give his password, just like how he cooks food spicy or raw so his wife and others won't eat it. Jack is the eternal consumer, the hungry little piggy that corporations love to feed and will happily eat up all the slop.