Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JackoVerde]

The nutso thing about Nick’s gushing about American Beauty is his repeated description of Lester as “improving himself” when he throws off all of his adult responsibilities to focus on smoking weed with his new teenage friend and lifting weights just to get a teenager to fuck him. When I heard him say this to Dax on that stream, I wondered if I was totally misremembering the film.

No, I didn’t.

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The immature, irresponsible character Nick idolizes as “improving himself” only remembers he’s a father with responsibilities to his daughter when the teenager he’s about to fuck admits she’s a virgin.

Nick isn’t even a libertine: He’s a nihilist who worships only his own desires and whims. Everyone else can fuck off.

why is a movie about closeted gays, linked with incest and pedophilia.
im getting sick of this shit, those are almost always connected
just "want to live my life and be left alone", my ass

 

[RotPockets]

The movie doesn't have a real, honest or creative point it's just: "Did you know that people don't live in a 1950s TV commercial and sometimes people can be very dysfunctional?"

why is a movie about closeted gays, linked with incest and pedophilia.
im getting sick of this shit, those are almost always connected
just "want to live my life and be left alone", my ass

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The immature, irresponsible character Nick idolizes as “improving himself” only remembers he’s a father with responsibilities to his daughter when the teenager he’s about to fuck admits she’s a virgin.

That presumably Wikipedia screenshot claiming that Kevin Spacey lusting after a teen Mena Suvari is in fact a metaphor for an unfulfilled incestuous desire for his daughter Thora Birch instead seems like a quite stretch. I don't recall any clues hinting towards this beyond perhaps Birch noticing him staring and drooling over Suvari and calling him out for it.

Suvari's character represents the forbidden, the popular, the idolized, the flirtatious. Birch's character is frumpy, moody, plain, sour. Her lone noticeable asset is that she's ample chested.

The Chris Carter anal retentive Marine as a secretly repressed homo is a tired trope, but at least makes a little more sense.

 

[Anticipointment]

What's the average sentence for involuntary manslaughter in Minnesota? He would probably be better off crashing the balldo mobile into a lake with her in it.

He has twice recently mentioned that he’d not remarry if Kayla died in an accident or something. He was trying to say it like “she’s the only woman for me” but came off more like “marriage was a mistake I’d never make again, sure would be terrible if my burden was prematurely lifted, wink wink”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s repeated assertions that no other man “can afford Mrs. Rackets” makes more sense when you realize he was probably warning her that she’ll never find a replacement with a trust fund like his.

Addicts don’t have relationships: They hold hostages.

 

[JackoVerde]

He has twice recently mentioned that he’d not remarry if Kayla died in an accident or something. He was trying to say it like “she’s the only woman for me” but came off more like “marriage was a mistake I’d never make again, sure would be terrible if my burden was prematurely lifted, wink wink”

Hmmmm
Mama JF
lady Rackets
watch out for kayla guys, it might not end well.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He has twice recently mentioned that he’d not remarry if Kayla died in an accident or something. He was trying to say it like “she’s the only woman for me” but came off more like “marriage was a mistake I’d never make again, sure would be terrible if my burden was prematurely lifted, wink wink”

I hear Kayla is quite the 007 master spy. Maybe she would like to be driven someplace to live off grid.

 

[zyclonPD]

I am making an important post:
While surfing the Interwebs for funny Balldo parody's I came across the BALLDO official YouTube channel. Archive. I have taken the liberty of downloading the contents of the channel.

The Vibralldo reveal video featuring Nick Rekieta, Metokur, Pippa Pipkin, Howard Stern and more. Clips are shamelessly pulled from their shows and reposted without credit from Balldo™. Interestingly they seemed to have not used clips of Drexel mentioning the Balldo™ despite him being the first to talk about it before Rekieta, maybe they realized there was a bullet to be dodged there or sex pest black man was bad for marketing.

The balldo detective, featuring a man who in the course of the video crashes a plane..... Really on the nose for the Pull Up meme, even features a terrain warning signal in the cockpit. The gag of the video is a middle aged shlub constantly reassures a man in a dress that he is capable of performing (insert task here) because he has 2 dicks.

The balldo tech specs, a video in which the product is talked about in general terms and explained.

Balldo testimonials, a video in which sad pathetic couples who were likely paid try to poorly review a product they seem to dislike but the money ensures they say "good" things with a grimace on their faces. Few of thee people appeared without their partner likely because money wasn't enough incentive for the humiliation.

The balldo gateway video, a cartoon rendition of the supposed lore of the balldo creation. The cartoon is really terrible and the quality is poor. It also features an explanation of how to use it and seems to be the source of the balldo application gifs. It also features the balldo™ mascot Chuck the Balls.

Edits done, all video URLs archived with comment sections.

 

[Strix454]

That presumably Wikipedia screenshot claiming that Kevin Spacey lusting after a teen Mena Suvari is in fact a metaphor for an unfulfilled incestuous desire for his daughter Thora Birch instead seems like a quite stretch.

It is a stretch. I think the theory they are quoting is based on the writer (Alan Ball)'s explicit fixation on incest in his TV series "six feet under".

Alan Ball is a stereotypical creepy gay guy writer. Its just about all he does.

 

[elb]

Clips are shamelessly pulled from their shows

*my channel

Edit: I’d tagged them in the videos

 

[MudPeople]

He has twice recently mentioned that he’d not remarry if Kayla died in an accident or something. He was trying to say it like “she’s the only woman for me” but came off more like “marriage was a mistake I’d never make again, sure would be terrible if my burden was prematurely lifted, wink wink”

Hmm wonder how he fels about his wife remarrying if his sports car ran off a bridge or something.

Nick’s repeated assertions that no other man “can afford Mrs. Rackets” makes more sense when you realize he was probably warning her that she’ll never find a replacement with a trust fund like his.

Addicts don’t have relationships: They hold hostages.

Well that answers my question.

Starts to look like a simp realizing he's being used and regretting it.

 

[zyclonPD]

*my channel

Edit: I’d tagged them in the videos

Wait so they ripped off your clips for their promotional video?
As an aside,
This was the video I originally found searching for balldo memes.

 

[AnOminous]

Stop drinking Nicky. I know you read this thread you wang nosed drunk.

Are you a faggot? I want Nick to keep drinking to the point he's stumbling around and vomiting and faceplanting like Cobes.

so ashtons analysis is that Nick self insert into american beauty because he relates to the main character

That's not just Ashton's analysis, it's everyone's analysis. It's obvious he does, he has ranted about it and even how he specifically identifies with Lester's perversions, hatred of his wife, etc. Nick is deranged.

I don't share the hatred of this movie most of the site seems to, but actually viewing Lester as a role model of sorts is crazytown shit.

The movie has the main character half a midlife crisis where he acts like a teenage girl and tries to fuck his daughters 16 year old cum dumpster friend and gets domed by a closeted gay man after not fucking her.

This misrepresents the film on one major point. The 16 year old was not actually a cum dumpster (even though she acted like it). She was a virgin and admitted it when Lester was on the verge of fucking her. That was when he backed off. So he was a scumbag willing to bang a 16 year old, but actually hit a moral quandary when he realized she wasn't just some slut.

That doesn't make him good. I'm not even sure if it makes him less bad. But it showed he had some lines he wouldn't cross.

 

[Hot Dog]

Nick’s repeated assertions that no other man “can afford Mrs. Rackets” makes more sense when you realize he was probably warning her that she’ll never find a replacement with a trust fund like his.

Addicts don’t have relationships: They hold hostages.

I don't know if it's just indicative of dumb young couples wanting a boat load of children and not thinking about what that REALLY entails as far as money, logistics, and most importantly time are concerned. There was zero thought put into their family other than as many kids as possible as if having tons of children will fill the emptiness in their lives. It apparently did fuck all since Balldo just cries and drinks all day and Kayla does nothing either while the nanny spends 3k a month on fucking snacks.

Also, a divorced woman with 5 kids and zero work experience or education other than a toilet paper degree tons of value in a dating market and is highly desired. Especially if that woman has a bunch of mental issues and copes with drugs. I'm sure she's worth every penny Nick. That's why you can't stop whining about her body and that family you were FORCED to make.

Take another drink, buddy. It will make everything all better.

As for content we have more Kino takes via @elb thank you for your dedication and working on a Sunday!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Anyone know more info on this Lemon Party feller in the video comments? I'm tempted to call him a proper detractor. I see their comments in Elissa's clips, Rekieta's own channel, and that Cody Wilson (Rekieta Retardation guy). Not sure if he's commented on MATI.

 

[Captain Manning]

The other night, I watched an interesting analysis of American Beauty that dealt with certain concepts the filmmakers injected into the film.

The ones that I would imagine resonate with Nick (they are chaptered):

"Work is oppression."
"Marriage is oppression."
"The family unit is oppression."
"Drugs are liberation."

Those are the most glaringly obvious given how he's been acting.

It's honestly disconcerting how much he likes that movie. I think it bodes very badly not just for him, but his family.

 

[TheButcherknight]

I'm late but what are the main theories on why this is happening? like the ramp up in drinking, the vagueposting about weird shit, is it just his tanking career or is there more to it?

Drinking is the domino for everything else

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There was zero thought put into their family other than as many kids as possible

That’s a symptom of a much bigger issue: Two immature dipshits got married before they were even legal to drink. (Or close enough to it, IDGAF.) I’m inclined to think that the woman, who bears most of the responsibility for caring for the children, is bound to have matured at least SOME.

But Nick sure as shit hasn’t. And I suspect having access to large amounts of unearned cash is a big part of the reason he was never forced to grow the fuck up.

In general I’m in favor of non-degenerates (especially wypipo) having more kids. But there’s gotta be a base level of maturity there that Nick has never attained. Fucking hell, he worships Dax Herrera and thinks making it his “job” to get wasted till 5AM with strangers online was a genius move instead of constructing his own prison of deviance. White bread-ass nigga has a LOT of growing up to do.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Anyone know more info on this Lemon Party feller in the video comments? I'm tempted to call him a proper detractor. I see their comments in Elissa's clips, Rekieta's own channel, and that Cody Wilson (Rekieta Retardation guy). Not sure if he's commented on MATI.

He is another long time viewer and supporter (if it is the same guy). He is in the chat with a shield in this screenshot of a stream from January 2020.

Spoiler: Stream

He is still a channel member Actually, I'm not sure if the shield is kept on old stream replays even if the membership runs out.

He is also really famous and has his own website, you can find more information there

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

They don’t have one. I don’t have a timestamp today but it’s in the first minute or two I think

There is also the attitude of their parents and their money to consider. I tend to think that they know exactly what Nick is and don't trust him with any real money of his own. I believe that even the house in a trust. If Nick gets divorced, the parents, their attention and their money would probably shift entirely to Nick's children. At the point he gets divorced, Nick would be a failure at everything in his entire life. Failing as both husband and father. They would probably provide Nick enough to avoid becoming like Digibro living on the street, but nothing more.
I think the big money from streaming is behind Nick. His best remaining hope is grandpa's money and if he loses access to that due to a divorce, its going to be bad for him.

He has said that even if somethin happened to their marriage, the house is in a trust in neither of their names and the children would be provided for. it is set up supposedly that neither of them can screw the other over.

If I am putting on the tin foil hat, his parents are the trustees of the trust and might still own part of the house.