Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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As if repeating the words "No, child" is valuable to anyone.
 
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I do an annual reread of my favorite books during the Christmas season. I'm not sure why, but it's just something that feels nice. This year I have added Fat Pat's thread to the reading list. If I continue this for a few more years I will become an expert in Pat. If civilization ends I could keep this thread alive by retelling it around a fire while we rebuild. His story, his girth, his lesbian wife, all of it will live on as an oral tradition.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Rainbow stickers? As we all know, Blacktrick S. Tomlinson, famed author of such titles as "In The Black", takes stickers very seriously. He has something to say about the lack of faith in his reappearance:

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Pat would give everything in the world to have been born black. He would have everything he longs for, but doesn't get:
A) Respect and adulation from his colleagues as a writer
B) Protected status in Twitter and real life
C) Knowledge of what Niki's vagina looks like.
 
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Also, he'd be potentially able to produce his world-famous pepperoni without having to go hunt in the streets of Milwaukee.
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So trading cannibalism for autophagy then? Long term that is gonna suck, but on the positive side: no more using lean, low quality materials, no sir. From now on, only the highest grade marbled meat. Pat will be famous and get super rich!

Also, he'd even lose a few pounds: win-win-win!
 
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CoolSixtyNiner said:
I do an annual reread of my favorite books during the Christmas season. I'm not sure why, but it's just something that feels nice. This year I have added Fat Pat's thread to the reading list. If I continue this for a few more years I will become an expert in Pat. If civilization ends I could keep this thread alive by retelling it around a fire while we rebuild. His story, his girth, his lesbian wife, all of it will live on as an oral tradition.
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and his fat faggot bitch tits.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
So trading cannibalism for autophagy then? Long term that is gonna suck, but on the positive side: no more using lean, low quality materials, no sir. From now on, only the highest grade marbled meat. Pat will be famous and get super rich!

Also, he'd even lose a few pounds: win-win-win!
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I was thinking of something ever-so-slightly more horrible.
I will attempt to depict it by defacing improving a random piece of art:
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The secret ingredient is black CHILDREN, you know.
 
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He unprompted brought back up the video of himself and started CORRECTING THE RECORD:
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What a great crossover. I hate both of them. One flashbangs dogs, the other thinks GG was a incel uprising. Fuck me. I like the guy in the last post calling Pat unhinged for threatening to punch people in MAGA hats
 
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Pepperonified said:
Patrick is angry and drunk, and being a cunt to people on Twitter. More news at 11.

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I love it. Pat has these times where you can just tell he was rage drinking. I noticed too when there are some "lulls" in the stalkers trolling him, pat will GO OUT OF HIS WAY to be as belligerent and nasty as possible to even people on "his own side".

Also lmfao niggeroni enjoyer vs dog killer. LETS GO. I don't care for Ian but this is going to get patrick a lot of new attention I hope he can handle the fame with all the grace and dignity he has so far.
 
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I like the guy in the last post calling Pat unhinged
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That's MemeMike. He's a lawyer who first defended Pat against his bullies and tried to help him, before he got childed for daring to agree only 99% with Pat.

Eventually, he climbed up the ranks: ally -> child -> stalker -> honorary Brotheman.

A beautiful tale, as old as time.
 
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