Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I swear these pictures get better by the day lol. Pat as a black man is hilarious to me. He would have that Fat Albert vibe ratcheted up with rage about stalkers on Twitter.com
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I almost come to the Pat thread more for the AI Pat art than for the Pat posting any more. AI has allowed everyone to shit post.
 
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Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
I almost come to the Pat thread more for the AI Pat art than for the Pat posting any more. AI has allowed everyone to shit post.
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We've gone from Pat Haiku's to Pat AI art. I can't wait to see what creativity out Pig inspired nexxxxssst.

Also, Elon is planning on letting Alex Jones back on X? Of course Pat is seething at the notion:
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Also, obligatory #DayOfThePillowNOW. The fucking STATE of this boomer living vicariously through BS internet politics. Hope a brotherman informs her of this "expert's" credentials:
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Broadside said:
We've gone from Pat Haiku's to Pat AI art. I can't wait to see what creativity out Pig inspired nexxxxssst.

Also, Elon is planning on letting Alex Jones back on X? Of course Pat is seething at the notion:
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Also, obligatory #DayOfThePillowNOW. The fucking STATE of this boomer living vicariously through BS internet politics. Hope a brotherman informs her of this "expert's" credentials:
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He's tweeting so much that it's impossible to keep up, shifting between Elon/Hillary/abortion. Still not gaining followers. Addicted.

I'll just share this, the "nonbinary" woman roasted him, both on being a fake ally and not knowing what the Kinsey Scale is. I'm like 90 percent sure the nonbinary thing was done to troll him and he fell for it.

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Sometimes I wonder if Fatrick is getting money to post this shit from some left organization to keep the narrative going. (Like that Brooklyn Dad guy).

His tweets are too “on the nose” pushing every left talking point as though he is reading them from a script. And it would explain why he is terminally online because he is literally being paid to tweet.

The constant anti-Trump/pro-Biden stuff, his deflecting from the Hunter B stuff, the abortion stuff, etc. It’s all so coordinated and conforming to every lefty talking point it seems suspicious.

Of course, it could always be he is just so committed to the party line and too stupid to have any nuanced position to his arguments that he comes off that way. It just seems almost impossible to not, every once in a while, concede some point on an issue where “your team” might be in the wrong.

His black and white, “my side all good and your side all bad“, thinking is beyond me. I can’t believe any real person could think this way. It’s beyond moronic and infantile.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Sometimes I wonder if Fatrick is getting money to post this shit from some left organization to keep the narrative going. (Like that Brooklyn Dad guy).
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No need. There's a vast supply of talentless idiots who will do it for free. I'm sure he'd cherish the validation and the money, but who would pay him?
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Sometimes I wonder if Fatrick is getting money to post this shit from some left organization to keep the narrative going. (Like that Brooklyn Dad guy).

His tweets are too “on the nose” pushing every left talking point as though he is reading them from a script. And it would explain why he is terminally online because he is literally being paid to tweet.

The constant anti-Trump/pro-Biden stuff, his deflecting from the Hunter B stuff, the abortion stuff, etc. It’s all so coordinated and conforming to every lefty talking point it seems suspicious.

Of course, it could always be he is just so committed to the party line and too stupid to have any nuanced position to his arguments that he comes off that way. It just seems almost impossible to not, every once in a while, concede some point on an issue where “your team” might be in the wrong.

His black and white, “my side all good and your side all bad“, thinking is beyond me. I can’t believe any real person could think this way. It’s beyond moronic and infantile.
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If he weren't terminally insufferable this would be a possibility. Even if anyone approached him about doing something like this, 10 seconds of talking to him would have them immediately rescinding their offer and blocking him.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Sometimes I wonder if Fatrick is getting money to post this shit from some left organization to keep the narrative going. (Like that Brooklyn Dad guy).

His tweets are too “on the nose” pushing every left talking point as though he is reading them from a script. And it would explain why he is terminally online because he is literally being paid to tweet.

The constant anti-Trump/pro-Biden stuff, his deflecting from the Hunter B stuff, the abortion stuff, etc. It’s all so coordinated and conforming to every lefty talking point it seems suspicious.

Of course, it could always be he is just so committed to the party line and too stupid to have any nuanced position to his arguments that he comes off that way. It just seems almost impossible to not, every once in a while, concede some point on an issue where “your team” might be in the wrong.

His black and white, “my side all good and your side all bad“, thinking is beyond me. I can’t believe any real person could think this way. It’s beyond moronic and infantile.
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He wants a job like that so bad, but I highly doubt anyone is paying him. He is just horrible optics for any cause.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
His black and white, “my side all good and your side all bad“, thinking is beyond me. I can’t believe any real person could think this way. It’s beyond moronic and infantile.
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You have never seen Moviebob. Bob is like Patrick, except with marginally more intelligence, no dedicated trolls, and a thesaurus.

Stafford Beer Bong said:
Sometimes I wonder if Fatrick is getting money to post this shit from some left organization to keep the narrative going. (Like that Brooklyn Dad guy).
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I guarantee he isn't, Not even the most hardcore lefties want to be associated with the Man of Pig.
 
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lol he’s so insufferable and off putting that if anyone were to hire him it would be a conservative organization. They could absolutely weaponize the disgust Pat generates to push people further to the right.

Those faggy little speeches about how it’s his job to make conservatives afraid- they don’t make you salivate at the thought of another Trump presidency? 🗿
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
In a move that will shock you, other authors seem to have a less than stellar opinion of Pat. I'm sure if the Pests tag Leslie she'd have a thing or two to add:

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- "Looks like Joe Baker in need of anti-inflammatories"
- "Happy Holidays and Enjoy Prison, everyone!" -Tiny Tim, a Christmas Carol
- "He makes an impression, doesn't he?"

Man, those hurt more than a punch to the 6th chin.

It's been said many times, but if the opinions my peers have of me can only be conveyed through mockery and disdain... it'd (fatly) disappear of the face of the Earth, never to be heard of again.
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that brian keene dude roasting him is hilarious. I bet this kiwifarms thread is the guilty pleasure of a bunch of writers who would never admit to it :lit:
 
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Broadside said:
Also, Elon is planning on letting Alex Jones back on X? Of course Pat is seething at the notion:
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This "fun fact" isn't fun or a fact. Well, actually, I take that back. It's fun because Rick's theory of how Section 230 works is exactly the same as the dumbest people in MAGA.

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Here is a bit of Patrick's reeeing about Alex Jones. Somehow I doubt the "agitators" that Patrick holds in such smug contempt have even 10% the xeets he does.
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"the most civlly liable propagandist and stochastic terrorist in human history"

Seems like a reach, Patirck. Even if I don't know what it means to be "civlly liable" or who Pat thinks Alex Jones is propagandizing on behalf of. (Sounds like one of Alex's theories.)

edit: Is he saying that he opposes free speech because he knows he has nothing of value to say?
 
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