Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bathtubcosby]

Everybody knows it’s totally cool and good to commit battery because your neighbor is loud

It's not allowed to do so in our society and that's a good thing for the most part. However, I have had a neighbor who would scream obscenities at his elderly mother while I was putting my son to bed. This person was not willing to listen to my request that he not do that. If you wouldn't want to commit battery on that person you are a lot stronger than me. I firmly believe that some people in this world are very deserving of battery and would possibly teach them an important lesson.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

tfw when you miss a drunken cobes livestream. not to worry boglim chronicles or bitesize probably saved it
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Seeing him get up barely conscious with that empty stare and fall reminded me of Paranormal Activity possession footage, and this is when shit escalates
Paracobral Activity, dude is haunted, likely by the spirits of winemakers for what he did to mead

It's like a native burial site, but for dreams of good alcohol that never come to fruition.

 

[BallBuster II]

I didn't realize he drank an entire bottle of JD and then finished it off with some high % beer. Holy shit. I can't even get mad at the Reddit fags who called for a wellness check this time. His liver has to be shot at this point in his life.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I hope that Cobra fixes his drinking problem someday.
What a sad life to live. Getting drunk and probably soiling yourself while streaming it all to the world.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The hilighted stream was funny then it got dark when you realize he has no idea what day it is and he's uploading videos at 7am the next day drinking high content beer. Kinda sad. Idk much of the lore, joined in at mead era, but wish he could realize even talking about making wands is a better waste of his time. Sure worse content, but idk. I can't help but feel for him since he's just a random sped who doesn't seem like a bad guy, just bad habits.

To be fair it's not like it matters what day of the week it is to him. Cobes doesn't work and doesn't have any responsibilities that'd require him to keep track of it.

I'm curious what will come of this "hair appointment". Dental work? Hair implants? "A lot is up Josh" and moving into a Clintshed?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Cobra mentioned saving the Sam Adam's cans for his collection. He collects empty beer cans/bottles? That's fucking perfect, when he trades in his apartment for a shopping cart he'll be ahead of the game.

Imagine going over to someone's place and they have a bunch of dirty, empty beer cans piled up in the corner as a "collection."

 

[Chernabog3000]

It's not allowed to do so in our society and that's a good thing for the most part. However, I have had a neighbor who would scream obscenities at his elderly mother while I was putting my son to bed. This person was not willing to listen to my request that he not do that. If you wouldn't want to commit battery on that person you are a lot stronger than me. I firmly believe that some people in this world are very deserving of battery and would possibly teach them an important lesson.

Very badass.

I imagine the man who gives no fucks his neighbors can hear him abuse his elderly mother would also give no fucks about shooting his neighbor in the face for coming over trying to fight him. Seems like a really good way to end up in a worse predicament.

Obviously everyone deserves a bit of solitude especially as homeowners but seldom does confronting your unruly neighbors benefit you. Most often you end up on the receiving end of any and all "justice" and or pain. Unless someone is actively being murdered or diddling your kids or some shit you really should just ignore your shitty neighbors. Of course thats a lame truth to accept but the world ain't a movie man. The cops dont care he is bad man who yell at old women during bedtime. Assault is assault. This a good way to end up in prison. Even if you beat this dudes ass succesfully and ended up with no consequences legally. You'd just open up an even bigger can of worms when it comes to your shitty neighbor. What's your plan then, move? In your scenario just making life more dangerous for your son by confronting your neighbor. He's still gonna be there after you kick his ass. Just now his angry will he split between you and his mother.

The best you can do is call the cops in these situations and even than only do so if it for sure anonymously, cucked i know, but senisble. No shit obviously that dude in your scenario and cobes as well are shitty neighbors we'd all love to punch in the face if we lived next to but life dont work that way. Noise is an ordinance, no need to commit a felony over it, unfortunate no doubt but id quicker invest in a noise machine or get a box fan for my son than intervene with that situation in any capcity. If you think the elderly women is being abused contact the police and local family services. Going over there and starting a fight just comes back on you always. Dosent mean people like cobes or your neighbor should be allowed to act the way they do, but your not gonna change shit that way and most times it's just gonna make shit 10x worse for you.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Clint needs to bring our boy to Turkey for cheap hair plugs and dental work, weather permitting.

I would pay to see Cobes with hair plugs, fake teeth, and an obnoxious tan.

 

[you're still under oath]

I would pay to see Cobes with hair plugs, fake teeth, and an obnoxious tan.

He would just inhale the tanning spray.

 

[fag0rz]

Sounds to me like maybe Clint or some of the family have been commenting on his drinking recently. He seems more focused on people commenting on his alcoholism more than he usually is. I couldn't imagine drinking the day after a bender like that. The few times I've been as drunk as he was last night I didn't touch booze for months, even the thought of drinking was enough to make me sick. It's wild how he is able to get that wasted and then get right back at it the next day with zero recovery time. Hell this isn't even his first drink of the day, he sounded like he was well on his way to hammered in that cooking video this morning.

I think every time he has had a wellness check it's been unwarranted but last night was different, it was definitely warranted. Dude fell, off camera and then stayed on the ground for a good 10 minutes. For all anyone knew he could have banged his head on the table and been bleeding out. He was at a level last night that we haven't seen him at in awhile and I think spilling that drink towards the end of the stream really saved his ass because it could have possibly been the difference between sleeping it off in the bug chair and getting his stomach pumped at the hospital considering that the final drink was about 80% whiskey.

Yes, welcome to advancing alcoholism. People who drink like this will do it day after day and show insane levels of tolerance. This is also the step where alcohol withdrawal itself starts to become a life-threatening health problem, but if they don't stop the next step after that is a catastrophic health collapse. The whole process can take a while though. This just happened to a friend's brother, he drank a couple bottles of cheap liquor every day for years until he developed cirrhosis and then he was crippled and dead in a few months.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Yes, welcome to advancing alcoholism. People who drink like this will do it day after day and show insane levels of tolerance. This is also the step where alcohol withdrawal itself starts to become a life-threatening health problem, but if they don't stop the next step after that is a catastrophic health collapse. The whole process can take a while though. This just happened to a friend's brother, he drank a couple bottles of cheap liquor every day for years until he developed cirrhosis and then he was crippled and dead in a few months.

This reminds me of this one guy that worked at the pizzeria next door to my family's diner. He would stop by us, order 2 coffees (his code for 2 budweisers), take them with him to the bathroom, drink them as he pees, and start his day. Eventually he had to go through detox/rehab, and he was a shell of his former self. Especially with his short term memory being completely destroyed. Although I'm certain he was also partial to nose candy as well. With the route Cobes is going, this will definitely be a glimpse of his future.

 

[bathtubcosby]

He would just inhale the tanning spray

This reminds me of this one guy that worked at the pizzeria next door to my family's diner. He would stop by us, order 2 coffees (his code for 2 budweisers), take them with him to the bathroom, drink them as he pees, and start his day. Eventually he had to go through detox/rehab, and he was a shell of his former self. Especially with his short term memory being completely destroyed. Although I'm certain he was also partial to nose candy as well. With the route Cobes is going, this will definitely be a glimpse of his future.

Cobra is already at the point where quitting would be painful. Where he's at you don't just stop drinking and the next day you're cool. Severe depression and anxiety will happen at the least for a week or two. That's if he's lucky.

 

[Hennimore]

Cobra is already at the point where quitting would be painful. Where he's at you don't just stop drinking and the next day you're cool. Severe depression and anxiety will happen at the least for a week or two. That's if he's lucky.

You can always tell when he is out of booze because that's when he does his arms crossed pouting ebegging streams. Hard to tell what he is like on these days when not on camera though.
Did anyone catch Josh blaming his phone not working on the trolls hacking it? He 100% blames mundane issues on the trolls when not on camera. I imagine him stubbing his toe on the bug chair and blaming it on the trolls.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Cobra is already at the point where quitting would be painful. Where he's at you don't just stop drinking and the next day you're cool. Severe depression and anxiety will happen at the least for a week or two. That's if he's lucky.

It's a bit hard to say where he is at.

Is he an alcoholic? Totally 100% undeniable.

Is it at the stage where health complications will arise before other problems like heart and pancreas? Hard to tell, my uncle stooped down to levels where he used to eat cereal with wine, if you can imagine a man with a bottle perpetually on his arm, unable to even sense the taste of hard liquor, it was him, and he still lasted quite a while before he reached the cold phase - Plus with all the harm duster has done to his hearth and nervous system it's anyone's guess as to what could be causing anything, especially when he can barely handle a jack daniel's as a supposed "seasoned drinker".

Honestly believe that if he dies, it will either be his heart giving out from inhalants, or something related to his pancreas or maybe I'll be surprised and the lungs and chain-smoking will catch up to him before the liver is even a cause for concern.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Cobra is already at the point where quitting would be painful. Where he's at you don't just stop drinking and the next day you're cool. Severe depression and anxiety will happen at the least for a week or two. That's if he's lucky.

Reminds me of when I had to wean myself off of Lexapro. The physical effects of the withdrawal were a nightmare.

 

[Goatchoker]

Reminds me of when I had to wean myself off of Lexapro. The physical effects of the withdrawal were a nightmare.

Fuck yeah it sucks. Just weaned myself off as well. Never again.

I’m bummed I missed the live. Watching BC’s 40min video right now though. What a damn day. I’m curious af about this hair appointment. So many questions lol.

 

[Smegward]

Fuck yeah it sucks. Just weaned myself off as well. Never again.

I’m bummed I missed the live. Watching BC’s 40min video right now though. What a damn day. I’m curious af about this hair appointment. So many questions lol.

cobes is getting a weave

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Fuck yeah it sucks. Just weaned myself off as well. Never again.

I’m bummed I missed the live. Watching BC’s 40min video right now though. What a damn day. I’m curious af about this hair appointment. So many questions lol.

Once your body physically and chemically adapts to something, stopping is always a nightmare. As far as the hair appointment goes, it's probably either a buzz down or he's being forced to see the dentist.

In all seriousness, tooth pain is no joke. This is one of the only times that Clint should get heavy handed and have Cobes fix his teeth. Atleast with that pain gone, he can focus more on all his other issues.

 

[BallBuster II]

Once your body physically and chemically adapts to something, stopping is always a nightmare. As far as the hair appointment goes, it's probably either a buzz down or he's being forced to see the dentist.

In all seriousness, tooth pain is no joke. This is one of the only times that Clint should get heavy handed and have Cobes fix his teeth. Atleast with that pain gone, he can focus more on all his other issues.

I agree 100% but based on what we know and have seen of his teeth, fixing them would cost a lot of money. It is not a matter of just fixing the actual teeth, it would require a lot of surgery to first remove the teeth, then you have to prep the gums. That is going to entail at minimum a few deep scale cleanings, a few rounds of antibiotics, and weeks of specialize rinses to at least stop his gum disease from getting any worse. If all that fails, then he will need gum tissue transplant.

After all that is said and done, then he has to either get implants which is not a fun procedure nor is it cheap, or dentures. At minimum to get that mouth back to comfortable state, Cobes would probably be looking at, $30,000 worth of dental surgery easily.

 

[Bogliacci]

I agree 100% but based on what we know and have seen of his teeth, fixing them would cost a lot of money. It is not a matter of just fixing the actual teeth, it would require a lot of surgery to first remove the teeth, then you have to prep the gums. That is going to entail at minimum a few deep scale cleanings, a few rounds of antibiotics, and weeks of specialize rinses to at least stop his gum disease from getting any worse. If all that fails, then he will need gum tissue transplant.

After all that is said and done, then he has to either get implants which is not a fun procedure nor is it cheap, or dentures. At minimum to get that mouth back to comfortable state, Cobes would probably be looking at, $30,000 worth of dental surgery easily.

If all that daily care is what its gonna take, Cobes is a goner unless Clint practically moves in with him.