Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Is this fat asshole claiming not only he has $800 per month in health ins premiums but spends close too $1000 on PT, $325 Labs and $750 Doctors copays and co insurance PER MONTH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sure, Boogie I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU.
I am shocked he didnt add any fictional therapy for his Sister totally raping him...
 
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Is this fat asshole claiming not only he has $800 per month in health ins premiums but spends close too $1000 on PT, $325 Labs and $750 Doctors copays and co insurance PER MONTH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sure, Boogie I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU.
I might be the stupid one here but if I could save several thousand dollars a month by simply not being a fat piece of shit I would spend $500 on a quality personal trainer at the local gym.

Not to mention if he was a world famous and conventionally attractive YouTuber that didn't immediately void the warranty of any vehicle he stepped in he wouldn't need to pay a cent for sex workers.

Wow the more I think about it, he's had life on literal game journalist tier easy mode and almost all of his problems are due to his inability to put down the big Mac.
 
Caleb tells boogie he needs to crush all this debt in 5-9 months or the money is done and he has to get a job. Any and every job, we are not above any job.
If Boogie actually wanted to crush the debt, he would get a job and sell off a lot of the things in his house. If he even sold a fraction of the shit he has lying around (and I'm not talking about him dumping everything that isn't nailed down, I just mean him just dipping into some of his hobbies, a pretty small sacrifice all things considered) he would be fine. He has the path to fixing this in less than year laid out in front of him and he's just refusing. There are people in signficiantly worse debt who would kill just to be in the position ol' Stevie is in where he just has to work as a janitor for a couple months and sell his shit.
  • "No excuses... people think I don't want to work a real job. I'm a disabled felon, man... I can't work hard"
  • Caleb says felons get jobs, if Boogie can't go out he can get a work from home call center job or something. Boogie says he would take that job in a heartbeat, and he has searched tirelessly, but there is nothing
  • Caleb starts searching jobs and shows him millions of call center jobs to apply for. "I have, I have applied." For all of them? "More than a dozen." Caleb tells Boogie that even for people who are hirable a dozen job applications is nothing.
  • It's not Boogies fault, the headhunter in the documentary told him he can't get a job and to keep doing YouTube (off camera). Caleb: so you're not willing to try? "No."

Holy shit, this actually makes me MATI. You put yourself in this situation you fucking idiot, you bought the whores, you talked about being a porn site webmaster in front of the job search lady, you, Boogie, are the ENTIRE REASON YOU ARE IN THIS SITATUON TO BEGIN WITH. To fuck yourself over this hard and to then have a pissy attitude with everyone sticking their neck out to help you actually pisses me off so much. I legitimately do not know how to put into words how much Boogie pisses me off. He is so buried up his own ass that it's unreal.
Is this fat asshole claiming not only he has $800 per month in health ins premiums but spends close too $1000 on PT, $325 Labs and $750 Doctors copays and co insurance PER MONTH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sure, Boogie I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU.
All of that would be doable if he just got off his ass and got a job. It really isn't that hard.
 
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@A Bit Concerning Im saying there is no way he is racking up those kind of bills on medical care a month and he is certainly NOT going to Physical Therapy
That's 100% true, but even if he was it's still doable. That's sort of the theme with Boogie's financial problems. There's a short and somewhat difficult road to recovery but Boogie just refuses to take it because he would rather be pitied than helped.
 
That's 100% true, but even if he was it's still doable. That's sort of the theme with Boogie's financial problems. There's a short and somewhat difficult road to recovery but Boogie just refuses to take it because he would rather be pitied than helped.
Does he even HAVE sex of any kind with these escorts? I mean we all know Booger is made of glass.

ETA: you know damn well he is applying for SSDI if he hasnt already.
 
Boogie has appeared on Caleb Hammer's financial audit.
I'm just a few minutes in and he already won't shut the fuck up.

at 18:00 Boogie talks about his retarded teenage girlfriend and how "when I met her, she was getting her life together.... she was struggling with social anxiety"; Aka he groomed a retarded bitch into being his sex slave lol

at 25:55 Boogie talks about how he called his trolls "worse than Nazis", and how he had a "nervous breakdown". Obviously done to elicit sympathy from Caleb's viewers and show him to be some kind of cool and humble but broken guy (which he clearly is not)

Around 27:30 Booger starts talking about his stupid DMT experience that was in the shitty documentary that posted a few weeks back and how he really NEEDED it so that he could get rid of his "PTSD", again trying to get more sympathy

29:30: Boogle spent $5k on a purebred Poodle dog. lol, lmao even

30:15; it gets worse, Booga took out a LOAN for a fancy bed for his "leg and back issues" (that means he's fat) $600 down, $2500 6% loan, but IT'S LE OKAY because his doctor "Insisted" that he get this bed (shifting blame)

32:35: Bonga tries to say that you "can't feed 3 people for cheaper than $12" as a way to justify buying fast food. Caleb calls him out and tells him to buy shit from a store. Booba complains that walmart food doesn't "taste good"

37:40, Booja starts sperging about how yummy arby's is. he is autistic.

Lost track after 45 mins in lol.


Hey Featurefags, don't shit up the thread. read it first. thx :)
If you're hungry enough, any food tastes good. What does this guy do, for instance, on Christmas Day when the restaurants are all closed (and this would be MUCH more likely to happen in the Deep South, where he lives)?

I'm not sure when I'll be able to give this a full watch through, but I skipped around a bit to the budget part of the video, and boogie's main concern with his credit score is that he wants to be in a position where he can be approved for a loan in the event of a medical emergency. he then immediately takes a sip from his can of mountain dew. this brief interaction speaks volumes on just how much of a glutton this fat faggot really is. still eating like shit, still drinking soda, still has no regard for his own health, but seems to think that doctors and a medical loan will be able to bail him out once shit finally hits the fan with his health.
I thought he had health insurance? Oh, wait, when he commits some kind of self-harm, which many insurers do not cover?
 
Just a reminder to all newcomers:

If Boogie2988lbs is breathing, he's lying. If his fat is jiggling, he's lying. If his dandruff is falling during livestreams, he's lying.

He's always lying. Every time.

Apologies for quoting myself. But... Look how many times this HAMSplanet got caught inside a lie in just this interview. Figures for the car, dog, bed ... All wrong and fractions of what they are.

Then the learned helplessness of the professionals telling him what he can't do. Even though a) they didnt say that and b) you can still try if it's life or death

But he doesn't want to so he offloads the blame to A N Other.

Then the credit rating shit. Well done on these motherfuckers gamifying their shit. Making retards care if the completely arbitrary number goes up. And *spoiler alert* it only goes up if you let us fleece you.

Learn the time value of money you massive fat fuck. Or better yet, don't. You're a liar, abuser, retard, waste of carbon. Fuck off. Die already.

Unironically kill yourself.

You read this thread Steven, you got featured, bravo. This is a great high point. Kill yourself. Do it. Do it you fat fuck. Do it.
 
If you're hungry enough, any food tastes good. What does this guy do, for instance, on Christmas Day when the restaurants are all closed (and this would be MUCH more likely to happen in the Deep South, where he lives)?
He doesn't have to worry about that. Here in Arkansas all the Chinese buffets are open on Christmas Day. I pass multiple of them on my way to work and every single one has a sign out front declaring that you can get your fill of greasy, fattening fake Chinese food all day.
 
ETA: you know damn well he is applying for SSDI if he hasnt already.
He makes almost triple the maximum allowable amount to qualify as disabled, zero chance until he's making less than like $1475 or something a month.

Besides that if I read it right I believe he would have to prove his new disability somehow prevents him from doing what he was previously doing for income AKA YouTube/streaming.
 
How much are the roommates paying in rent? Boogie: Uhhh, umm, it's not just... they are very private people so I don't want to get into it
LMAO, what are they going to if he gets into it? Leave their rent free house. Imagine being so pathetic you fear freeloaders leaving. I figure cleaning the Boogie toilet and bathtub twice a month covers the rent.
 
MTG fag here.

During the documentary, he sold only a small portion of cards (if he actually sold them).

I wouldnt be surprised if he isn't sitting on 30k worth of cards if not more. He is just too lazy and prideful to get rid of his toys.
Never played, but doesn’t the resale value get marked down? I just can’t believe he’s sitting on that much.
 
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