Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[SpaceAce]

Boogie was going to buy a Tesla and kit it out as a DeLorean and make it into a show car, (on the advice of "a friend" who works at some car museum) because it was a smart investment as Ready Player One had just come out

He has a car show friend now too? What's weird to me about all these friends Boogie has (calm down, people reading this because of the feature, I know they're imaginary) is that they never hang out or go to any weird museums with him; they all just pop into his life to give horrible advice and then leave again.
I know chronic liars think the rest of us are all idiots, but the most insulting thing about him blaming all his bad choices on his FBI friend or his PR firm friend or his dog trainer friend or his lawyer friend or his cop friend or his masturbation friend or sex worker friend or his retired youtube friend isn't that he expects this excuse to always work with no one noticing the pattern, it's that he expects us to believe he has this many friends.
And don't forget those 7 black girlfriends!

Caleb points out fast food purchases 2 or 3 times every single day. "Well I already told you we spend $15 dollars on fast food a day"

I think Boogie doesn't even listen to himself when he talks because half this shit makes no sense. I honestly believe at this point he just panics and starts blurting out words until he's vomitted so many at you that you either lose track of it all or just get annoyed and give up.

I really hate this line. I see people use it all the time, both people who are poor themselves, but also those speaking about the poor. "They/we were never taught!"
There's a big fucking difference between never being taught where to find good financial advice and/or growing up in an environment with bad financial education, and someone who doesn't even grasp the basic concept of "You can't spend the same dollar twice."
You don't need a financial education for that. You just need a kindergarten-level understanding of resource management.

I also hate this excuse with a passion.
I won't PL but I do know from experience that growing up poor, yeah I was never taught to save by any one else, but after you've gone enough days without food you learn how to make every dollar count pretty quickly.
I don't understand how lazy or stupid people think this is a valid excuse, especially now when we have so much information just at our fingertips.
If we were all dependent as adults exclusively on the things our parents sat us down and taught us, half the world would be eating lightbulbs because, well, their parents didn't specifically teach them not to!

And at 50? No one sounds UwU or sympathetic at that age pulling out that excuse, they sound spoiled rotten because they made it 50 years without having to learn.

$3,448 left on the dog loan which Boogie claimed was $1000 "worst investment of my life because I don't even like the dog"

Oh Boogie, it was never about liking the dog; you paid that money in on a scheme to emotionally blackmail a prostitute into becoming a True And Honest Girlfriend From The Ground Up. If it had worked you'd love him, but since it didn't you're burdened with a lifetime of responsibility for another living thing!
Congratulations, you now can relate to every women who has tried to baby trap a man but had him walk out anyway! At least yours won't have to go to college.

The End of the video; unfortunately not the end of Boogie's life. Financial score 1.5/10.

Thank you for your amazing break down, I just have one question:

One thing I wanted to point out immediately that I don't think I've seen anyone post about yet: there was no mention of Boogie's second home/property throughout this entire episode

And there it is!
I just kept waiting for this to pop up in Crater's breakdown and can't believe it wasn't even mentioned. Makes you wonder what other assets and expenses Boogie just isn't mentioning in this third iteration of his totally-true-finances.
It also blows my mind how wildly different each of his breakdowns have been, and how obvious it is that he's trying to make his situation seem so much worse than it is but his ego just will not let him commit to the bit. If he thought it would make him look like a big man in front of others he'd claim he bought the Playboy mansion and has enough to keep all the bunnies employed for the next 5 years.

change literally nothing and simply hope that more money starts landing in his pocket somehow.

I know I'm stating the obvious but this is what he's begging for someone to tell him. He wants to be told he's unemployable, he wants to be told its not his fault he's in debt, he wants to be told his food budget isn't the problem, or his new iphone, or any of his plastic crap, that way he can just stay fat and lazy and be justified doing so.
You don't have to stop eating Macdonalds three times a day if you can blame being fat on your genetics, thyroid, metabolism, medication, mental illness etc
You don't have to stop paying for pussy if she's not a hooker but a mentally and socially retarded dependent (which says a lot if the latter is the option that makes you look better somehow)
And most importantly you don't have to stop buying magic cards, scrolling twitter and telling the internet what a great guy you are all day if it's your job.

That's all this, his ebegging video and Clum's breakdown of his finances and all the lies, excuses, and half truths his given in each has been about. Fat, Spoiled Boogie just wants all the adults of the world to pat him on the head, tell him its not his fault and to go back to playing with his toys while they sort it all out.
And the best part is that even if that happened, even if it somehow did all work out that way, Boogie would still complain it isn't good enough and twist it all to be a victim.

 

[Vulkan]

The cliche of going from dead broke to quickly rich, back to dead broke storyline is so mind boggling to me. It would make more sense if you actually were suicidal and didn’t give a shit but he’s been suicide bating for like a decade and all he has to show for it is every wanna be commentary star making a new documentary every week.

 

[augment]

It's surreal for me to listen to a grown man feel sorry for himself while at the same time acknowledging, fully aware, of the things he's willfully done wrong and still refuse to stop.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Honestly man in response to the news bulletin, I don’t think it’s “die in poverty” rather than die in this decade due to the weight. Same with Wings if he doesn’t change. I can’t see them making it to 2030, sadly. Same with cobes tbh.

 

[Colon capital V]

I don't really give a shit on what Boogie is doing with his life, but holy shit why is it that every week there's like 3 new hour long documentaries on this fat fuck and his downfall? Are people just copying off each others' homework or something or what?

 

[JarJar Stinks]

Are we still wishing death on this fat fuck? I sure have missed anonymous's random comments.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

im not from burgerland so im unsure about your fast food

but can you actually pay for 3 peoples meals for 15 bucks? thats like 22 AUD which would struggle to buy you 2 small big mac meals here.

and i doubt a man of boogies proportions is eating a small meal regardless.

im aware hes probably lying XD

 

[King Metalia]

Are we still wishing death on this fat fuck? I sure have missed anonymous's random comments.

I'm just content my life is a whole lot better than Boggies. Listening to his story makes one feel better about themselves.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

im not from burgerland so im unsure about your fast food

but can you actually pay for 3 peoples meals for 15 bucks? thats like 22 AUD which would struggle to buy you 2 small big mac meals here.

and i doubt a man of boogies proportions is eating a small meal regardless.

im aware hes probably lying XD

If you eat purely off the value menus of certain fast food restaurants I suppose you could. But let's be real Boogie is not eating off the value menus. Maybe possible at McDonalds purely off the value menu and not purchasing the actual meals, but he is going to places like Chik-Fil-A and Starbucks and I am pretty sure meals budgeted at $5/head are impossible at either of those. A fucking Chik-Fil-A sandwich alone around these parts is $5.29 lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is Boogie not dead? DIE, BOOGIE! DEATH TO BOOGIE!

 

[Totallyunknown]

I am on the fringes of this guy pretty much since my time on the Farms. I watched the documentary. Ive seen significantly more content about him than made by him to the point that I realized I did not know what content he was making besides maybe gaming. I watched this audit and he kept saying he was gonna go real hard on YT and that was his real bread and butter and it was why he doesn't need a real job because he can definitely leverage his spike in virality.

So I went to his channel for the first time ever and it's just reactions with really badly edited thumbnails. There's four individual videos on Black Friday deals at various big box stores. The only reason I would click on any of these videos is a passing knowledge of him from a one off YT video just to see what it is he's doing with his time and not for any of the subject matter he's covering. He's been on the platform so long that a lot of his subs have to be dead accounts, right? What is it that he thinks he's doing for 40 hours a week to attract any viewers?

I suppose the next step will be someone critiquing his actual content in some bandwagon interview. There doesn't seem to be a point, but there wasn't really one in breaking down his financial stupidity either.

 

[skunt]

Why is Boogie not dead? DIE, BOOGIE! DEATH TO BOOGIE!

He never budgeted 100 bucks for a 12 gauge.

 

[macrodegenerate]

I have to say Boogie exemplifies more than anything the concept of Determinism upon which I base alot of my moral system.

Boogie was born to a family of uneducated people who were not fiscally literate, he never had an influence growing up to give him the skills to get through life socially. This is something that he never had a choice in and inevitably is what will lead to his downfall. Time and time and time again. Blame Boogie if you want. It's easy. I only see a man setup to fail being goaded on to continue to fail over and over. He just has been given more chances to do so than the average person.

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

im not from burgerland so im unsure about your fast food

but can you actually pay for 3 peoples meals for 15 bucks? thats like 22 AUD which would struggle to buy you 2 small big mac meals here.

and i doubt a man of boogies proportions is eating a small meal regardless.

im aware hes probably lying XD

It's unlikely, especially if you're ordering a meal rather than small individual items (if you eat there all the time you can probably make it work with a rewards coupon, but then that's not the real cost). Meanwhile it's not hard to feed 3 people for $7-9 of normal food.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I've never read this thread before but it was featured, so instead of reading the OP I'll demand everyone in the thread catch me up and personally justify to me why you like this cow and what's interesting about him

I also wont read replies to any of the other 100 comments asking for the same thing, I just expect people to reply to me individually like everyone else who posted these same questions.

May I also make an unfunny and obvious joke without checking to see if 100 other people also made that exact same joke already?

 

[Luke gama]

I don't get why people even talk to him anymore, every conversation with Boogie goes only one way.

I tried the lolcow podcast but the sound boogie opens his mouth you can tell nothing he says is genuine it's always filter how what he thinks people want him to say.

It's one of the reasons his channel failed he's just a reflection of what he thinks people want.

The podcast gets hard to listen to when boogie talks for more then 2 mins

 

[CptnSnshn]

You know, it really is a shame I don't believe in religion or the hereafter. Because a fiery Hell would be really useful right now.

When Boogie goes to hell the resultant greese fire will be so intense it'll crack the earth in twain.

 

[YaBoi]

The biggest mistake Boogie ever made (how many biggest mistakes has it been so far?) is stopping doing YouTube after his mental breakdown in 2020 (previously 2019). "I SHOULD HAVE ALL OF THIS MONEY."

This is utter horseshit from Boogie and very easily debunkable by visiting his Youtube channel. He never stopped uploading in 2019 and has never stopped uploading period. In 2019, he started a now-abandoned travel channel. Between that travel channel and his normal channel, he was still pumping out the same amount of videos in a month, maybe a little bit less.

If you're talking solely about his main channel, he was uploading 1/3 to 1/2 less than normal. It was his Twitch which he scaled right back. He only streamed once a month for a long while.

All in all, I believe the longest break we've worked out that he took was a week and a half from Youtube uploads in early 2020. This fat retard will blatantly retcon timelines counting on no one to fact-check him. He even claims that he returned to Youtube after his court case in 2022. Again, you can easily debunk this.

And btw, he used that week and a half break in 2020 to fly a whore out to spend time with him. Not even kidding.

"No excuses... people think I don't want to work a real job. I'm a disabled felon, man... I can't work hard"

He's not a felon. More excuses from him.

Watching the Caleb Hamer thing, and does anyone find it weird that Boogie both says he was being financially irresponsible because he was going to kill himself, but at the same time he was doing things to "build his credit"? If you're planning to off yourself and because of that you're spending like a retard, what the fuck is the point of building your credit score? Boogie is so full of shit about being suicidal.

Yup, he's lying about being suicidal. Boogie claims that he pumped all of his money into crypto because he was going to kill himself and didn't care. It makes no sense because he pumped money into crypto in early 2021 but was "suicidal" in 2019.

 

[Waifu Days]

The IRS is patient?

Boogie has said a lot of dumb shit in the past but . . . I am stunned. This statement proves he's a waste of space. Is this fedposting? Is it trolling. Is he that goddamn stupid to say such a thing?

 

[bravosouth]

Boogie was born to a family of uneducated people who were not fiscally literate, he never had an influence growing up to give him the skills to get through life socially. This is something that he never had a choice in and inevitably is what will lead to his downfall. Time and time and time again. Blame Boogie if you want. It's easy. I only see a man setup to fail being goaded on to continue to fail over and over. He just has been given more chances to do so than the average person.

Both his siblings have their own families/careers and his brother has a PHD, somehow they grew up under the same roof and turned out fairly well-adjusted. Boogie is a terminally online whoremonger who blames the world for his woes.

What's more likely, two absolute flukes or the youngest Stevens child just being a fat lazy fuck up? Occam's razor and all that, you're giving this clown way too much credit.

EDIT: Not to mention while his dad was a coal miner his mom was a local beloved schoolteacher. Boogie always had the latest console, spent hours in arcades, and ate his way to massive obesity; he didn't grow up destitute with zero chances to succeed.