Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%
  • Total voters
    409
Null said:
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Nick: I drank a fifth of whisky, dare me to drive. you ruined it now, i hope you can't stream and you scream about it, and when you sleep I hope you can't dream and you scream about it, I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't eat pizza without me
my balldos gone cold im wondering why, i drink at all,
 
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AnOminous said:
Sounds like a spendthrift trust, the kind you get for family members who are so fucking retarded they can't be trusted with money, but you can't just cut entirely out of the generational wealth transfer tree. Nick is considered a complete fucking retard by his own family. They set shit up specifically to keep him from fucking it up for their grandchildren, which he'd obviously do if he were left to his own retarded devices.

Fucking faggot.
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I read this as SPEDthrift trust and the description you gave didn´t help the misunderstanding.

All this talk about American beauty has been both facinating and horrifying, now I kinda want Nick to start reviewing movies to see how badly he misses the point. I bet he won´t do it because besides being a non practicing lawyer, he is a non practicing creative writer.
 
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miss ethanol said:
All this talk about American beauty has been both facinating and horrifying, now I kinda want Nick to start reviewing movies to see how badly he misses the point. I bet he won´t do it because besides being a non practicing lawyer, he is a non practicing creative writer.
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If you REALLY want that, he does movie watch-alongs on his twich account. Or used to anyway. Mostly not good movies and often Nick isn't much of a deep thinker. There should be several of those streams on his twitch.
 
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Strix454 said:
If you REALLY want that, he does movie watch-alongs on his twich account. Or used to anyway. Mostly not good movies and often Nick isn't much of a deep thinker. There should be several of those streams on his twitch.
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Ngl I miss his old watch-alongs. idr when, but it slowly devolved into him just sitting there nodding along and making awful "jokes". I think watch-alongs are an underserved niche.
 
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miss ethanol said:
I read this as SPEDthrift trust and the description you gave didn´t help the misunderstanding.

All this talk about American beauty has been both facinating and horrifying, now I kinda want Nick to start reviewing movies to see how badly he misses the point. I bet he won´t do it because besides being a non practicing lawyer, he is a non practicing creative writer.
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It'd be funny, but he's also a non-practicing critical theorist so he'd give you the kind of anal-ISIS you'd expect from a middle aged dyke teaching advanced queer basketweaving at the local community college and insist that it's valid on account of death of the author.
 
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3MMA said:
His resentment over his wife & kids, to be specific. That’s been my suspicion from the start, honestly. Resentment is the number one relationship killer, regardless of relationship type. Be it marriage, committed relationship, dating, friends, children, siblings, etc. His deep desire is to be free, yet his previous life choices hold him back. Balldo’s coping mechanisms are dragging him down, doubling the speed of his resentment hell. Not even Energii King can save him now.
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If he wants to be free there's always a certain option
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BUT despite that i do NOT wish for him to kill himself because unlike Nick i do not want bad things to happen to his kids
 
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His hands drive me nuts. It's as if they're from a different, older, man. Or he just got out of a bath and is pruney.

Edit: This fits surprisingly well with the image.
Edit Part Deux: I never noticed how much his nose curves to the right. I hear plastic surgery is pretty good these days, maybe he could get that fixed. Perhaps some shoulder sculpting as well?
 
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