Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%
  • Total voters
    381
So what’s with Nick’s new deep smoker voice he puts on? Has it replaced the “I. Do. Not. Wear. The Balldo” voice? Did Null get in his head? It’s made watching the clips unbearable.

He really had degraded, I used to be able to watch 4-8 hours of Rekieta a day (trials / aftershows) and his voice never really bothered me. Now I can’t watch him at all and just watch the clips, but now even those have become painful to listen to because he’s always doing that retarded gravelly voice,
 
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Lord of Kiwis said:
So what’s with Nick’s new deep smoker voice he puts on? Has it replaced the “I. Do. Not. Wear. The Balldo” voice? Did Null get in his head? It’s made watching the clips unbearable.

He really had degraded, I used to be able to watch 4-8 hours of Rekieta a day (trials / aftershows) and his voice never really bothered me. Now I can’t watch him at all and just watch the clips, but now even those have become painful to listen to because he’s always doing that retarded gravelly voice,
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Is it really though? If you listen closely you can hear his fran drescher voice coming through.
 
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Lord of Kiwis said:
So what’s with Nick’s new deep smoker voice he puts on? Has it replaced the “I. Do. Not. Wear. The Balldo” voice? Did Null get in his head? It’s made watching the clips unbearable.

He really had degraded, I used to be able to watch 4-8 hours of Rekieta a day (trials / aftershows) and his voice never really bothered me. Now I can’t watch him at all and just watch the clips, but now even those have become painful to listen to because he’s always doing that retarded gravelly voice,
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Smoking poles will do that to a whitebread-ass nigga.
BIG_BRAD said:
yeah idk he still sounds plenty catty and gay when he gets excited, he's just sad and low energy lately (:_(
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Aside from the booze he basically has the same diet of candy bars and potato chips as Asstroon "PPP" Porks so it's not too surprising that the malnutrition is accelerating his brain damage.
 
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Obsul said:
Rekieta can definitely stream without drinking, you guys. Why do you care? Would it make you happy if he didn't drink, chat? Would it? Would that make you happy?

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addiction is wild, this sounds like Ralph a year ago. The cope that it's only concern trolls telling him to lay off the booze would be so easily disproven if he'd just sober up for long enough to watch his own streams and see how low energy he is all the time when he's not screaming about Josh. He's talked about being depressed lately. Alcohol is a depressant. uhh i dunno bro maybe your viewers want you to stop drinking because it's making your streams even more boring
 
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Obsul said:
Rekieta is certainly capable of streaming without drinking.
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That’s not the W he thinks it is. Even Shane MacGowan (RIP IN PEACE) could get through the odd concert without liquor. But just like Nick, he’d make a beeline for it as soon as he got offstage.

Again: Nick Rekieta will never, ever stop drinking. Being a heavy drinker is more of a nonnegotiable part of his self-identity than being a husband and father.

Pathetic.
 
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Obsul said:
Rekieta is certainly capable of streaming without drinking.
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"Sure, I can." [silence, looks around with no idea what to do]

I'm not sure that you're sure, Nick. But fuck sober streams, you deserve that one drink during stream to close the day man, don't listen to the prude faggots, you've earned it.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
That’s not the W he thinks it is. Even Shane MacGowan (RIP IN PEACE) could get through the odd concert without liquor. But just like Nick, he’d make a beeline for it as soon as he got offstage.

Again: Nick Rekieta will never, ever stop drinking. Being a heavy drinker is more of a nonnegotiable part of his self-identity than being a husband and father.

Pathetic.
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I've actually never seen him stream without drinking, so I don't believe he can do even one sober stream until I see it for myself.
 
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and insist that it's valid on account of death of the author.
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I’ve always loved this kind of thinking because it’s usually a sign that someone misunderstood what the theory is and is trying to be a nihilist with their analysis.
While death of the author is a theory that suggests the author’s background and intent should not factor into an interpretation of a work, it does not ignore textual evidence or cultural relevance.
Like, using Nick’s American Beauty interpretation. There is quite literally zero evidence that Lester was “bettering himself” as in the context of the film, his life and reputation are utterly destroyed, and Lester himself is very clearly an unreliable narrator. There’s also the cultural relevance. While our society has degraded quite a bit since the movie was made, we are still not at a point where society deems any of those things as “bettering.” Death of the Author encourages you to have your own interpretation, but it does not encourage you to ignore society and cultural norms, in fact you’re supposed to keep them very much in mind when forming an analysis.

We also have Nick’s “most beautiful part of the movie.” The scene that he believes is the thesis of the movie. “In the end, he made sure that she would be alright without him, which is what every father does.” This fails the textual context requirement almost immediately as at no point in the movie is Lester concerned with how his daughter will be with or without him, and at no point in the movie are we shown steps taken to prepare her for a life without him. Rather, his downward spiral is starting because she’s no longer as active in his life as he once was. It would be more correct to say he was making himself alright without her then the other way around. It would also again, force us to assume that everything Lester shows us as the narrator is reliably, which it most certainly isn’t, or that his death within the context of the film is something they can be seen as redeeming.

Unironically, Dick’s joke of “if he fucked that girl he wouldn’t have died” is a better death of the author interpretation than anything Nick has ever said about the film, and it wasn’t even intended to be an interpretation.


Obsul said:
I've actually never seen him stream without drinking, so I don't believe he can do even one sober stream until I see it for myself.
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He did a stream with Vic where he said at the start that Vic requested he not drink. To my knowledge it is the only truly sober stream.

He also has one stream where because of a power outage he had to read the superchats the following afternoon, he did so on his patio and since it was middle of the day I have to assume he wasn’t drunk. No alcohol is seen in that stream
 
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Obsul said:
Rekieta is certainly capable of streaming without drinking.
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And that's why is so hard to listen to new Nick.
The first 20 seconds he answers like the old Nick did, simple, objective, although not fully truthful (he used to make toasts with juice or sodas if he had stuff to do in the morning).
Then he devolves into passive aggressive "comedy/humor" bit.

I used to have him on all the time, now it's impossible especially because of that.
 
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Lord of Kiwis said:
So what’s with Nick’s new deep smoker voice he puts on? Has it replaced the “I. Do. Not. Wear. The Balldo” voice? Did Null get in his head? It’s made watching the clips unbearable.

He really had degraded, I used to be able to watch 4-8 hours of Rekieta a day (trials / aftershows) and his voice never really bothered me. Now I can’t watch him at all and just watch the clips, but now even those have become painful to listen to because he’s always doing that retarded gravelly voice,
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I said it before, you can get throat cancer from giving blowjobs.
 
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