I know Thanksgiving has come and gone, but I gotta thank Elliot and his merry band of eunuchs. No, really, I am thankful for them. As they get increasingly criminal and unhinged trying to bring this site down, it draws ever-increasing attention to us, more users, and more people willing to help. Elliot, you should know that Josh hasn't spent a penny on advertising this website. Not one cent. This website has grown by word of mouth, like an autistic Underground Railroad, thanks to you and your eunuch buddies coming after us.
Oh, and Liz Fong-Jones, CTO of honeycomb.io, I'd like to reiterate: if you, by some unholy miracle, bring this website down, I and every user here will make sure your misdeeds are known far and wide. We'll make sure you will always be known as a rapist freak, someone who threatens and bullies others to get your way. And you won't have this website to shield yourself from the accusations, Elliot. The troll website Kiwi Farms will be down, after all, laid low by your own hand- and anonymous tips are quite popular, I hear.
Merry Christmas, Lizzie. I hope your dilation hurts like hell.