"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

MATI By The Numbers

I have finished the first phase of my transcription project. Which was just to get everything initially processed. Next is finding a place to host it, rectifying the names, getting all the files linked to a video source(that I'm not hosting), marking which speaker is Josh, and a search engine. But here's some fun numbers:

286 episodes transcribed Note: may be a couple duplicates, need further checks.
568 hours of content.

5.2 million words.
Some interesting messages hidden in here:

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The average viewcount for todays stream was 3585. This is 400 more than the last Tuesday stream.
After intro song

Rumble: 1241
Odysee: 325
Kick: 420
VK: 19
Twitter: 81
Total: 2086
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30 min in:

Rumble: 2600
Odysee: 215
Kick: 777
VK: 63
Twitter: 75
Total: 3730
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1 hour

Rumble: 3011
Odysee: 160
Kick: 812
VK: 62
Twitter: 53
Total: 4098
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1.5 hour

Rumble: 3070
Odysee: 146
Kick: 847
VK: 64
Twitter: 45
Total: 4172
-----

2 hours (superchat segment starts 2 min after this)

Rumble: 3046
Odysee: 127
Kick: 810
VK: 66
Twitter: 31
Total: 4080
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Outro song starts

Rumble: 2651
Odysee: 106
Kick: 522
VK: 48
Twitter: 18
Total: 3345
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2086+3730+4098+4172+4080+3345 = 21511
21511/6 = 3585.16666667
 
I think that honestly is an organic trend though. Young people, or mostly anyone without hereditary wealth or high levels of luck will never be able to afford to buy even a modest home in any of the fashionable parts of the country.

“Van life” or building your own tiny house is against everything that “the system” would prefer you to do: get a wage slave job, keep paying your landlord’s mortgage or your own until you die, have a fixed address in a cramped suburb, pay utilities and taxes, finance a car and a couch and a big TV, fly to a resort on vacation once a year, etc etc.

It’s an attainable dream for many, and if you can do it and maintain the divide between bijou tiny house and trailer park life, good luck to you.
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Top 5 words, 5 letters or greater: the real top 5 are "the, i, and, to, a" which are boring:
26919 because
24581 thats
23411 people
23307 about
21956 fucking

I attached the word list sorted by frequency if anyone wants to do more statistical analysis.
Holy shit I see what was meant by him using "fucking" as a filler word.
Some funny words in here,
like 23688 occurrences of " ",
The fact he says "Ralph" more than "Internet"

Funny new words:

- halforcbigborkfuckerofdorksforfive

- dmcaaticareaboutthelawfaggot

- gayscandowhatevertheywant


Also I can tell it found words in the musicc, because there are crazy long oneoffs, which is really funny.

My favorite being
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That is uhhhh, but with over 900 H's
 
like 23688 occurrences of " ",
That's just the blank line between sentences that I failed to filter.

The uhhh... sometimes appear during silence when the system tries in vain to find a word.
 
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nully wully, why did you unfollow the demented jewish whore on twitter who is no longer interested in posting about libs on tiktok? don't tell me you're a chud who tried to shoot the menorahs and the stars of david in The Last of Us 2 by Neil (((Druckmann))), are you?

 
The average viewcount for todays stream was 3585. This is 400 more than the last Tuesday stream.
After intro song

Rumble: 1241
Odysee: 325
Kick: 420
VK: 19
Twitter: 81
Total: 2086
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30 min in:

Rumble: 2600
Odysee: 215
Kick: 777
VK: 63
Twitter: 75
Total: 3730
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1 hour

Rumble: 3011
Odysee: 160
Kick: 812
VK: 62
Twitter: 53
Total: 4098
-----

1.5 hour

Rumble: 3070
Odysee: 146
Kick: 847
VK: 64
Twitter: 45
Total: 4172
-----

2 hours (superchat segment starts 2 min after this)

Rumble: 3046
Odysee: 127
Kick: 810
VK: 66
Twitter: 31
Total: 4080
-----

Outro song starts

Rumble: 2651
Odysee: 106
Kick: 522
VK: 48
Twitter: 18
Total: 3345
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2086+3730+4098+4172+4080+3345 = 21511
21511/6 = 3585.16666667
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are these the highest Kick numbers to date? It feels like it.
 
:null: ... just so you know, these are the results for a "kiwifarms.net" search on google today:
ONCE AGAIN.

You will NEVER find Kiwi Farms results without specifying "Kiwi Farms", and EVEN IF YOU DO, you will NEVER get the root / directory.

Notice your results! There is NO homepage link! Even specifying the link as a fucking query, you get Forum Discussion as result #1.

The kiwifarms.net/ homepage is HARD banned from the results.
 
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