Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Remember, Nick said to Dick that had he fucked the girl, Lester would have lived. Does that mean Nick believes that would have been the right move? Cause to some people to live in degeneracy is better than die with honor.
I'm pretty sure Lester would have been shot either way through the marine dad or his wife regardless of what he was doing or where he was in the house. The most striking thing in that scene where he was about to fuck the girl but stopped was Lester literally staring at his left hand with his wedding band in full view. Nick is retarded in both movie critique and life in general.
 
Or is this some sort of Twitter ban evasion ploy like EVS used to continue tweeting from a "business" account?
It's ban evasion, his main account and several others got banned for "threats", which is ironic because Flaggot laughed and bragged when he got Lumi, a coworker of Pippa, banned off Twitter for the same thing.

It's also ironic as Flaggot is accused of begging for donations to repair a car he crashed but when people dug into it, they found the amount to repair the car was substantially less than what he was e-begging for which made them believe he was pocketing the cash intentionally.

In short, Flaggot is one of the gayest Balldo Boys, worse than Dax and Drex.
 
I'm pretty sure Lester would have been shot either way through the marine dad or his wife regardless of what he was doing or where he was in the house. The most striking thing in that scene where he was about to fuck the girl but stopped was Lester literally staring at his left hand with his wedding band in full view. Nick is retarded in both movie critique and life in general.
Which suggests that Nick thinks that fucking the underage was the right way to go (cause nick believes he would have lived). Which is kinda horrifying tbh. His moral compass is so broken.
 
Which suggests that Nick thinks that fucking the underage was the right way to go (cause nick believes he would have lived). Which is kinda horrifying tbh. His moral compass is so broken.
I still don't get why Nick thinks embracing the degenerate choice would change the outcome of the movie, he would still be shot dead. Symbolically he'd be fully free from societal norms or some stupid shit by fucking a teenager? Lester would just be fully immoral and there would be no point to his character or the movie other than Lester being a miserable piece of shit who fully deserves to get his brains blown out.
 
I still don't get why Nick thinks embracing the degenerate choice would change the outcome of the movie, he would still be shot dead. Symbolically he'd be fully free from societal norms or some stupid shit by fucking a teenager? Lester would just be fully immoral and there would be no point to his character or the movie other than Lester being a miserable piece of shit who fully deserves to get his brains blown out.
Someone explained it more eloquently. He's tired of rules, written or otherwise. Governmental or societal.

It's why libertarians have the reputation they have. They say fuck the rules but don't know when to stop.
 
Something tells me most of Balldo's audience had no idea what American Beauty was before he started singing its praises.
Doubtful it's gonna impact much though.

Most of his fanbase that is left will just fob this off as KF and KC "moral fagging." That seems to be the cope these days. Nick is a misunderstood victim of external forces who are intentionally misrepresenting things he says, or taking stuff out of context. Not sure exactly how his comment Lester should have deflowered the underage Angela could be taken any other way though. The only way the cope really works is to just not listen to Nick at all.

I figure if they haven't acknowledged by now that Nick's "new" position on child sexualization is pretty close to Dick and Vito, they never will. They're either stupid, willfully ignorant, or both.

Remember, Nick said to Dick that had he fucked the girl, Lester would have lived. Does that mean Nick believes that would have been the right move?
Yes. I thought that was quite clear. It's also why he had to do the "well, she could be 18" digression. To try and make it seem less gross.
 
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I generally think parents should be involved in their kids' lives, but I completely believe his kids would be better with Balldoman out of the picture. Permanently.
He's a shithead but that's still a hard thing to go through as a kid. Ideally he throws out his balldo collection tomorrow, fills all his liquor bottles with iced tea, and fixes his life.
Someone explained it more eloquently. He's tired of rules, written or otherwise. Governmental or societal.

It's why libertarians have the reputation they have. They say fuck the rules but don't know when to stop.
Unfortunately, there's a bunch of dipshits who interpret "ree don't tread on me" as solely eliminating government control. The more complete interpretation is that the government is rarely the right tool to steward society, but other tools are more appropriate. Society, culture, religion, personal ethics, honor, are all better routes to solving these problems than the heavy handed government. Not that every fucking place should be like Vegas or Tijuana.
 
I still don't get why Nick thinks embracing the degenerate choice would change the outcome of the movie, he would still be shot dead. Symbolically he'd be fully free from societal norms or some stupid shit by fucking a teenager? Lester would just be fully immoral and there would be no point to his character or the movie other than Lester being a miserable piece of shit who fully deserves to get his brains blown out.
It's pretty retarded, though one could cobble together an argument about how him being killed right after not having sex with her symbolizes that his betrayal of his newfound freedom through choosing to conform to societal norms again was cosmically "rewarded" with death. In clipping his own wings he crashed down to Earth and died. Something pretentious and faggy like that.
 
Here’s a thought experiment: If Kayla were to be (God forbid, truly) disfigured or catastrophically injured in an accident tomorrow, how long would Nick stick around?
I don’t remember the exact numbers but this reminded me...in a recent MATI stream Null quoted a pretty depressing statistic about illness and marriage: the divorce/cheating rate is higher when the woman has cancer than if the man has cancer. MATI isn't the first time I've heard of this.

I bet we would see similar results with things that aren’t cancer, like disfigurement and lost limbs from accidents, across the board.

This is to say... yeah Nick would be speeding away in his refurbished title rustang so fast he'd crash it before he got out of the city limits. Staying for the kids, at least, be damned.
 
He should take the night off. Have a drink or two and relax. He works hard. He deserves it.
just one shot of whiskey to calm the nerves.
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Remember, Nick said to Dick that had he fucked the girl, Lester would have lived. Does that mean Nick believes that would have been the right move?

He said the “right” thing, with the word right actually in air quotes, as if that might be the right thing in society’s mind, but not necessarily his. Like his interpretation was that as soon as Lester did the “right” thing & stopped living life for his own selfish desires that is when he doomed himself to death. Ride the train to fun town or die. Yet somehow Lester’s daughter was gonna be “ok” maybe because she was choosing to run off with a dope dealer & would make a lifetime of stupid choices, unlike Lester who initially chose a family & a career. Who knows. The ramblings of a drunk aren’t going to make sense.
 
Only in Rekieta‘s world does earning an income — as the sole breadwinner no less — rank as the lowest priority on his daily to-do list.

Unsurprising to see Mr. Writing Major has had this fuckup on his FB blurb for six years and not noticed it. Maybe a few more shots will help his eye for detail.

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I still don't get why Nick thinks embracing the degenerate choice would change the outcome of the movie, he would still be shot dead. Symbolically he'd be fully free from societal norms or some stupid shit by fucking a teenager? Lester would just be fully immoral and there would be no point to his character or the movie other than Lester being a miserable piece of shit who fully deserves to get his brains blown out.

So why was Lester shot dead?

- Ricky and Lester's daughter talk about how she wants her father dead because she knows he is creeping on her 16 year old friend. She says it was a joke at the end of the conversation. Not that much later "Ricky" told his dad that Lester paid for sex with him. After telling his dad that, Ricky announces to Lester's daughter that she should run away with him to live in New York that night.

Ricky and his daughter come in after Lester is shot. The script says this:

Ricky comes into the kitchen and slowly approaches Lester's
lifeless body, wide-eyed but not afraid. Jane follows him, in
shock. Ricky kneels, gazing at Lester's unseen face... then

he smiles, ever so slightly.

The implication of Ricky smiling is that he knew exactly what he was doing. That he indirectly caused Lester's murder and is now going to walk away with Lester's daughter.

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I've got one theory about how Nick could believe that Lester could have been "saved" by having sex with the 16 year girl.

The idea would be that if Ricky's father had seen Lester having sex with a 16 year old when he came to the house to kill Lester, he would realized that Lester was straight and would not have killed him.

I don't think that really works in terms of the film's plot, but I can see that as being something Nick would attach himself to.

I think its possible to make a more convincing libertine argument that what killed Lester was his refusal to embrace ultimate "freedom" and to have sex with a man.

None of this really matters. As has been said before, the film is an ink blot test where people can find any meaning they choose to find in it.
 
Looks line no show tonight? This is later than his last night's 'late' show, I think?
I'm up way past my regular bedtime and he's not on.

It's okay icky, sit down, ha e a drink or two-three, relax. Your fans will understand and not read that damned kiwi farms! They're off the internet again! You're safe, have a comforting pint or two of liquor.
 
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