Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
This is the same guy who thinks every onlyfans whore is raking in the big bucks and her kids being bullied by their classmates over it is nothing in the face of hypothetical trips to Disneyland so it checks out.
Not that it matters too much, but I always interpreted Nick's rant on OF thots getting rich in thr same vein as his drunken 'streaming is so easy. All you have to do is talk, and people give you money' from his birthday stream.

Nick thinks his life experience is normal and comparable to everyone else. His easy success (read: rich kid safety net) should be a good analogue for everyone else, and that is why he seems so out of touch with three world.

Nick is the 1% wondering why people without autos just don't buy one.
 
Sounds like a spendthrift trust, the kind you get for family members who are so fucking retarded they can't be trusted with money, but you can't just cut entirely out of the generational wealth transfer tree. Nick is considered a complete fucking retard by his own family. They set shit up specifically to keep him from fucking it up for their grandchildren, which he'd obviously do if he were left to his own retarded devices.

Fucking faggot.
Nick's downward spiral has been nothing but entertaining.
 
Not that it matters too much, but I always interpreted Nick's rant on OF thots getting rich in thr same vein as his drunken 'streaming is so easy. All you have to do is talk, and people give you money' from his birthday stream.

Nick thinks his life experience is normal and comparable to everyone else. His easy success (read: rich kid safety net) should be a good analogue for everyone else, and that is why he seems so out of touch with three world.

Nick is the 1% wondering why people without autos just don't buy one.
Which is really funny with his more current 'no one can keep up with my schedule, even I can't!' drunken rambling.
 
3) Third year is only friend left the school. He took up martial arts and became a male cheerleader.
4) Fourth year Nick claims he lived in his underwear in his dorm room and had both male underwear friends and female cheerleaders in their underwear hanging out in his dorm room.
If I remember my high school and college experience correctly male cheerleaders were either massively homosexual or extreme creeps. And by your third or fourth year you’re out of the dorms and in apartments with friends or swanky college living that’s not a dorm, you should have an established group of friends by then. What dorm living as a Senior tells me is he had no friends and even with his parents being rich they didn’t want to front him cash to get a separate place… so that underwear hangout zone was probably with younger Freshman/Sophmores. Another nod to Nick being that creepy sex pest. Maybe that’s just my experience but the guys I got apartments with in college I’ve stood up at their weddings and keep in contact still.

So you got this nerdy guy who’s a senior hanging out in his dorm with a bunch of freshman and sophomores in his underwear asking you to strip if you want to enter his dorm and he mostly plays EverQuest. Sorry Nick I knew guys like that (But with WoW) and they were losers and creeps and largely friendless.
 
I don't know how old his daughters are, but hopefully they don't bring friends back to the house.
Ask Drexel, he knows their ages better than Balldo or Our Wife.
It's down to the microsecond.
He'll know when she turns 18 before she does.

How does he get food poisoning if he doesn't eat?
Sounds like contaminated hard boiled eggs from Walmart.
 
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Not that it matters too much, but I always interpreted Nick's rant on OF thots getting rich in thr same vein as his drunken 'streaming is so easy. All you have to do is talk, and people give you money' from his birthday stream.

Nick thinks his life experience is normal and comparable to everyone else. His easy success (read: rich kid safety net) should be a good analogue for everyone else, and that is why he seems so out of touch with three world.

Nick is the 1% wondering why people without autos just don't buy one.
There is that for sure, though more than anything I think it's him worshiping at the altar of degeneracy because all things having to do with sex or loose morals are the epitome of cool, edgy behavior to this 40 going on 14 fag. One could make a better case for Asmodeus being his real god whether he knows it or not rather than Jesus, who's "just some guy" in his words. The libertine thing others have gone with kinda works in the same vein but that reminds me too much of edgy dead Frenchmen like the Marquis de Sade, Arthur Rimbaud, and Georges Bataille for me to associate it with Nicki. He's not French and he'll never write anything more profound than a balldo review.
 
Hearing him talk about the people at church inviting him into the under-50 parents’ group for some support and fellowship was much more illuminating for me than reading everyone’s recaps.

It sounds to me like Nick is bringing a lot of drama into Kayla’s life with his online antics. They only go to that church because it’s important to her and she and the children have a solid social circle there. And here’s her husband — who can’t even pretend he’s there by choice — shit-talking them every time he streams.

We can take it as confirmed that whenever Nick talks about how he’s always “simped” for Kayla, even when she was a massive whale during pregnancy (“I loved that woman at 105 pounds and I still loved her at 110 pounds!”), it’s because he knows she hears all about his streams from her church friends and probably also family.

Nick thinks he’s fucking slick: All he has to do is tell people he’s a great husband and church friends will go “Oh wow, that changes everything” and tell Kayla how wrong they were about her drunk asshole husband whose life revolves around “exploring” deviant sexual behaviors online and drinking till 5AM every night while engaging with women who aren’t Kayla.

I’m pretty sure Kayla is fed up with Nick’s refusal to grow the fuck up and act like an adult instead of a rebellious high schooler who thinks drinking heavily on a daily basis and railing against the people in his family’s social circle is some kind of badass way to live. If he wants to alienate everyone, that’s one thing — but it affects his wife and children, too.

Nick doesn’t give a fuck about his family. All that matters to him is standing in defiance and doing whatever people suggest might not be the best idea. If his wife and kids lose their friends and support system, so be it.

He is such a piece of shit.
If she was anywhere a good mother she would have divorced Nick already
 
If I remember my high school and college experience correctly male cheerleaders were either massively homosexual or extreme creeps. And by your third or fourth year you’re out of the dorms and in apartments with friends or swanky college living that’s not a dorm, you should have an established group of friends by then. What dorm living as a Senior tells me is he had no friends and even with his parents being rich they didn’t want to front him cash to get a separate place… so that underwear hangout zone was probably with younger Freshman/Sophmores. Another nod to Nick being that creepy sex pest. Maybe that’s just my experience but the guys I got apartments with in college I’ve stood up at their weddings and keep in contact still.

So you got this nerdy guy who’s a senior hanging out in his dorm with a bunch of freshman and sophomores in his underwear asking you to strip if you want to enter his dorm and he mostly plays EverQuest. Sorry Nick I knew guys like that (But with WoW) and they were losers and creeps and largely friendless.
All the guy cheerleaders at my school were actually strong and if not strong they were did gymnastics, you gotta throw those girls around and sometimes do partner duos, no way in hell was Nick and his noodle arms doing any sort of tossing or holding any girls. That story about his shoulder and the girl being fat is very doubtful, he's just a weak ass fag.
 
Didn’t Nick say Kayla was teaching their 16-year-old son to drive? I always thought that was one of the most fun parts of being a father.

Also makes those “Kayla doesn’t drive” claims more puzzling.
Everything Nickhole says is a complete lie.

That would especially apply to his claims of spending every waking moment driving kids around, the kids he hates, who destroyed his wife's body to the point he's disgusted by her.

Just don't take anything this fucking faggot says as anything other than a complete lie.
Exactly. Nick spoke of Lester with admiration — except for when he didn’t fuck the teenager, which Nick explained was Lester’s big mistake.
Nick is such a demented perverted piece of shit, maybe as much of a pedo as Vito, which would explain his support of Vito, that he actually openly claims NOT fucking an underage child was a bad choice. According to Nick the pedophile, Lester SHOULD have fucked a child instead of backing off at the last moment.

What a diddler. Dax the Diddler, Vito the Pedo, and Nick Rekieta, who unfortunately has custody of five children. Nick the kiddy fiddler.
 
Watching the Elissa Clips video of Balldo simping for Mandy in complete silence while she posts in some chat makes him way creepier and disgusting than I could imagine.

At one point he starts talking about "his wife" and trails off before cutting himself off as if he was about to admit to being cucked.
I'm now betting he's sent nude photos and dick pics to MANdy.
 
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