Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Revisiting history: Faran was NOT drunk in that video we all saw her being clearly drunk:

Wasn't it Null who talked about the "gay conservative couple babies" recently on MATI? Nick with the quick Freudian Slip revealing he watches the show!

Edit: Also, props to Nick for trying to gaslight his audience so blatantly. "Chuck Dixon can't make $1M" is the real reason to be felted for Alphacore making $1.1M, not because it made money at all. Fuckin faggot.

I saw it on my twitter feed about Rubin and some other liberal gay couple that did it when I set my VPN to the USA.

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Saving this for my OP re-write. Thanks!

Isn't most of you might consider his real fanbase on locals?

And just because I don't know because I refuse to pay for content from anyone, mostly. Is there a way to check his numbers over there?

He was making that sort of money last year for sure. He had 5k locals subscribers for 5$ per month and some of his trial streams got thousands of dollars in a day in superchats. I think the best day during the Depp trial was around 20k$. If the Rumble deal is seven figures like he told Josh, he could still afford to live in the metro area. The much more likely reason why Nick doesn't want to live there, is the sosioeconomic landscape. He just can't tell that to Dick, who lives in a shed just so he can be in the biggest sosioeconomic hellscape in the world.

The attention in Nick's locals must be really drying up for her to venture out into Elissa's comment section and start a-logging.

It is not possible to get a real number of active subscribers without access to the back end, but I have monitored the activity over time, and I have some guesses. His chat and LOCALS streams are

Nick's chat has 300+ people active in chat all the time when he got 5k subscribers at 5 dollars a month. Those were yearly subs for 50 dollars and expired in October/November. He would get 1k or more when he was live.

In the middle of the year, he was getting 80 or so people in the chat regularly, and 200 during a show.

Toward September, the regular dropped to 40, and he was still pulling 150 or so during a show.

Now, I am seeing 15-20 in the chat (sometimes single digits), with only about 90-100 active in the show times. [95 were in chat during Rittenhouse and Maddox shows, when the actual average is closer to 70]


Nick has gone from 5k at 5 dollars a month, to perhaps 300-400 (if we put a 4X multiplier on his active chat) paying members.

Assuming a 20% LOCALS cut that is 20k USD PER MONTH to 1.2k in a year.

Nick talked about the nanny buying snacks (blames her for the junk food & no meals situation in the Rekieta househeold) & sent the monthly amount to Dick in private chat. Nick has apparently forgotten that he already told the amount on the show with Sean.

Nick's mental faculties are in serious decline, coupled with the fact that he quickly ran out of stories to tell.

This happened with Drexel too and it is the reason that he has not restarted his show (combined with the critical eye turned his way by former Nick fans).

saying fuck you to his viewers will result in former fans who will not only NOT leave, they will also actively shit up the chat and start attacking his other viewers.

what he really wouldn't want to happen is his noseguards in the chat leaving because they are the ones who make sure all the jokes from the viewers are not at his expense (since his all jokes are fine policy forbid him from calling them out).

nick is still in easy mode right now but free speech my ass, can you imagine the torture of everyone spamming monogamy, energii king and $69?

Nick ALWAYS had it on easy mode. People whiteknighted for him for almost 5 years. The Farms ran interference for him, and you would be hard pressed to find much substantial criticism of him before page 900 beyond some contrarians and prophetic Cassandras.

Nick is a Caesar who has lost his Proboscican Guard and has not fully realised that the walls of Balldome are undefended with the barbarians at the gates.

 

[Love Machine]

Having a melt down on every stream is something that started to happen to Ralph after Knoxville.

 

[AltisticRight]

Mandy is in Elissa's comment section again, implying that KF and Kino Casino are Rekieta's biggest fans now.

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Can her (citation needed) takes get any dumber? The last time she called all of us rapists, for whatever reason.

I just need to emphasise that Mandy is fat and I would not even rape her.

Nick has defended Vito yet again. Nick said people on the Internet can’t take jokes (& Vito was clearly joking about the pedo stuff).

What joke?
Vedo can call them jokes all he wants. He's been posting about consuming paedophilic comics and making fan art of it since he was 20. He was an avid consumer of drawn child exploitation comics. None of it is a joke.

That one comic which he drew fan art of, allegedly, didn't even have subbed translations. It was basically a picture book for him. This man looked at CP and thought it was funny to turn it into fan art. Did he look at the entire thing and spend time to draw the 12-year-old protagonist/victim as a fucking joke?

Moreover, he drew fan art based on the snuff photos of Columbine massacre victims. What's funny about that? The fact he has those photos, or he took additional time to trace and drew fan art of it?

Or he gets off to children being slaughtered? Great company Balldo. Upstanding man to defend.

Fucking kill yourself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hearing him talk about the people at church inviting him into the under-50 parents’ group for some support and fellowship was much more illuminating for me than reading everyone’s recaps.

It sounds to me like Nick is bringing a lot of drama into Kayla’s life with his online antics. They only go to that church because it’s important to her and she and the children have a solid social circle there. And here’s her husband — who can’t even pretend he’s there by choice — shit-talking them every time he streams.

We can take it as confirmed that whenever Nick talks about how he’s always “simped” for Kayla, even when she was a massive whale during pregnancy (“I loved that woman at 105 pounds and I still loved her at 110 pounds!”), it’s because he knows she hears all about his streams from her church friends and probably also family.

Nick thinks he’s fucking slick: All he has to do is tell people he’s a great husband and church friends will go “Oh wow, that changes everything” and tell Kayla how wrong they were about her drunk asshole husband whose life revolves around “exploring” deviant sexual behaviors online and drinking till 5AM every night while engaging with women who aren’t Kayla.

I’m pretty sure Kayla is fed up with Nick’s refusal to grow the fuck up and act like an adult instead of a rebellious high schooler who thinks drinking heavily on a daily basis and railing against the people in his family’s social circle is some kind of badass way to live. If he wants to alienate everyone, that’s one thing — but it affects his wife and children, too.

Nick doesn’t give a fuck about his family. All that matters to him is standing in defiance and doing whatever people suggest might not be the best idea. If his wife and kids lose their friends and support system, so be it.

He is such a piece of shit.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Nick the Red Nosed Bastard has a very shiny nose....

You keep telling us to fuck off and unsubscribe... It seems we are Nicky, I hope Rumble have a come to Jesus moment with your contract.

Just like you told us to fuck off I want your contract to fuck off .

Have a to celebrate your fuckery. I genuinely hope hitching your wagons to Vedo and Juju poisons your "well" so much.

In closing.

Nick Ralph, Princess of the Sektur and the best Non-Practising Lawyer ever - Fuck off and drink yourself to death... Oh take that cunt Soter with you.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

His channel is at 224k while pippa is at 290k.

Does coomalot deserve his own thread?
Does he have it already?
Is major part of his audience really gays simping for him?

I can't believe Camelot has 200k+ subscribers and Potentially Criminal has 17k.

There's no justice in this world.

 

[keke]

 

[Prince_Stolas]

I remember vividly that when the pippa v camelot thing happened, both was at 221k because 221 was just a number I personally remember. Another thing to note is that camelot is still raking in the massive paypigs, saw a 300usd and 100usd superchat. Faggots really do have loose wallets aside from their loose assholes. Maybe nick should pivot from winemoms to complete faggots.

You couldn't be more true right here. Either because it's the wife gaslighting or because it's his own insecurities, he downplays his faggotry quite a bit. Backpedalling on the balldo, claiming that he is in fact a strict monogamist, etc.

NGL, this facade by Nick somewhat amusing, because he is so incompetent at it, but I think it would have been way funnier for him just to embrace how utterly revolting he is and start doing LGBT fundraisers, discussing age of consent, interview Drexel on what it's like to be a bull, have drunk blackouts, start an Onlyfans, whatever. Just wreck every crumb of decency that you have left to pieces. Thing is, this would bring in a lot of money, at least at the start. Nick could pretend that he is back in the glory days. And it would be way more entertaining to watch him, since right now he is mostly unbearable for me aside from clips. Plus, he would die anyway really soon (maybe faster than Ralph), so at least he would leave his wife and kids somewhat of an inheritance, even if they would have to change their surnames afterwards.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What are the “principles” Nick thinks he’s so valiantly defending? When a subscriber gives you candid data about why he can no longer bear to be counted among your dwindling sub count, that’s customer feedback. I’m not saying the customer is always right. I’m saying the only sane responses to that are:

“I’ll accept your feedback in the spirit it was given, but I won’t be changing my content. I can’t give you what you are looking for, but I hope you find streamers who can. Thank you and best wishes.”

Or

“I will take that into consideration. I appreciate your candor and will reflect on it. Thank you and best wishes.”

This guy didn’t wrong Nick. He’s not telling him what he’s “allowed” to do. He’s giving him free data about why he’s bleeding subscribers and viewers. Chimping over that just proves he was right to withdraw support.

Things are getting worse faster than Nick can adjust his expectations. The show is just getting started!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Things are getting worse faster than Nick can adjust his expectations. The show is just starting!

Soon

“They’re trying to break me Gaytor Locals!

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Soon

“They’re trying to break me Gaytor Locals!

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Someone is probably assembling the balldo soundboard as we speak.
"He... Hey Nick, its me, Drexel."

 

[LiquidKid]

This. I still haven’t been able to watch the rumble portion of last night’s stream, playback is giving me too many issues

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Dick’s actually right, the iPhone screen becomes unusable when a drop of water is on it.
Though my response to the shower question is always “I’m not in the shower long enough to where I’d ever need to call or text people.

 

[Strix454]

Does coomalot deserve his own thread?
Does he have it already?

People have tried to start a thread on him once or twice going back several years. But he is just really boring and doesn't generate enough to deserve one.

 

[Neetorino]

Dick’s actually right, the iPhone screen because unusable when a drop of water is on it.
Though my response to the shower question is always “I’m not in the shower long enough to where I’d ever need to call or text people.

It happens on Android too, and as for the shower question I've never known anyone who felt their conversation was so dire that they had to complete it in the shower.

Also, I just want to say big ups to Dax for showing vague concern when Nick said he wasn't eating. Maybe that'll finally push Nick into ending his gay diet (spoiler: it won't).

 

[Peace Through Power]

NGL, this facade by Nick somewhat amusing, because he is so incompetent at it, but I think it would have been way funnier for him just to embrace how utterly revolting he is and start doing LGBT fundraisers, discussing age of consent, interview Drexel on what it's like to be a bull, have drunk blackouts, start an Onlyfans, whatever. Just wreck every crumb of decency that you have left to pieces.

I think he has discussed age of consent when the Russell Brand accusations came around, and he said that age of consent is really complicated and he isn't against a 30 year old having sex with a 16 year old if it is legal. Null covered it on one of the MATI "Rekieta segments"
Here is the clip. Starts at 12 minutes

I remembered wrong, he doesn't say that it is complicated. It's worse. He says that it depends on the society and if you think the age of consent is too low, that doesn't mean that you have to "dip down" personally. He does think that 6 is too young.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Don't worry Rackets, some people might want you to talk about the law or whatever and not throw retarded drunken tantrums. They might unsubscribe or become unhinged line-crossing alogs, like they do sometimes, but it's all good. Real niggas like me love watching retarded drunken tantrums.

Mad respect, bottoms up!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've never known anyone who felt their conversation was so dire that they had to complete it in the shower.

The only time I’ve even brought my phone into the bathroom for a shower was when I had an limited window in which to clean up and thought the Instacart shopper might make a shitty substitution if I didn’t respond to a possible message. It’s not great to expose your phone to all that steam and heat, duh.

Also, I just want to say big ups to Dax for showing vague concern when Nick said he wasn't eating. Maybe that'll finally push Nick into ending his gay diet (spoiler: it won't).

Knowing Dax, the guy whose response to Ralph’s acknowledged alcoholism was to send him booze, he’s already had a case of Slim Fast shipped to Balldo Manor. “You should eat something. But only this, because you’re looking like five pounds of shit in a three pound bag. ACK ACK ACK!!”

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does coomalot deserve his own thread?
Does he have it already?
Is major part of his audience really gays simping for him?

People have tried to start a thread on him once or twice going back several years. But he is just really boring and doesn't generate enough to deserve one.

He wants one, and that is more than enough justification to lump him in with Nick.

He built his channel crying about his job at GameStop, then when that dried up, he cried about not having friends. When THAT started to go stale, he cried about Pippa and 'pls no bully'. He would love to cry about the EEEVIL Kiwi Farms.

Deny him his satisfaction.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Dick Right now

 

[Maraschino]

I think he has discussed age of consent when the Russell Brand accusations came around, and he said that age of consent is really complicated and he isn't against a 30 year old having sex with a 16 year old if it is legal. Null covered it on one of the MATI "Rekieta segments"

18 year olds who think they're smart and make good decisions because they're 18 and not 17 are some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the world.

Increase the age of consent to 21, unironically and not in Minecraft.