Biggimus Bettimus
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Yeah, plus SAHMs usually, I dunno, do work about the house. :L She just wants to be a lazy slug.
Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure
- Thread starter Punkinsplice
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SAHMs who approach that lifestyle, do so as conscientiously as anyone with an outside job. Cost savings, unless the family is well off, replaces convenience.
If they’re decently organized, household maintenance doesn’t eat up a whole day and the SAHM’s I know tend to spend a fair bit of time volunteering.
But Kelly being Kelly… spends too much time scouring media looking for offences that she can glom into and post her screeds about.
Other than us, who pays any attention to her vacuous opinions?
If they’re decently organized, household maintenance doesn’t eat up a whole day and the SAHM’s I know tend to spend a fair bit of time volunteering.
But Kelly being Kelly… spends too much time scouring media looking for offences that she can glom into and post her screeds about.
Other than us, who pays any attention to her vacuous opinions?
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I mean, was I wrong for assuming we're basically Kelly's best friends?
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Kelly dump from Instagram and Twitter. I didn't save all the Gaza stuff; just take my word that there's a lot of it.
But first, a word from Eyebrow Cat (Cece):
But first, a word from Eyebrow Cat (Cece):
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This bitch has two Christmas trees.
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As a long time reader of the Kelly thread, I just want to say reading this thread is like like what I imagine having an affair is like: When I started, I thought it would be fun, and now it's just become this horrible chore that I can't tell anyone about, especially not my wife, because she would be crushed by the shame of knowing I have chosen to spend HOURS looking at Kelly.
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So her claimed IBS (which she had never mentioned before this past week) flares up whenever she eats a "tasty leaf," but she can eat crab rangoons and other deep-fried foods with no trouble, and obviously put away her share of that "tasty leaf"-laden quiche?
Yeah, okay Kells. Whatever.
Yeah, okay Kells. Whatever.
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SHE HAD TOO MANY EDIBLES AND CRAPPED HER PANTS.
SALAD WAS NEVER ON THE MENU.
Look, when someone said no one loved Kelly, cat pictures appeared. If I don't see salad pictures in the next 48 hours, there was no salad.
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Kelly is trying to distract us from her gross appearance, horrible personality and parenting using the Chantal tactic of cat deflection, don’t fall for i…
LOOK at those precious eyebrows though.
LOOK at those precious eyebrows though.
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It's fucking raita, red garlic chutney, and either cilantro or mint chutney - and you could easily tell the difference between the two if you'd take a second out of stuffing your face to actually taste what you're eating. But also she's doing some weird* thing where she's calling a samosa a rangoon. Fucking ignoramus.
*Racist.
No, you didn't. Parbake your crust ya lazy, soggy-bottomed shitlord.
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Brief Kelly update; she hasn't been very active. I haven't been saving her endless Gaza posts unless she adds her own text to them.
Still from video. Video showed the no-waste quilt scraps from Connally Goods (that super-plus size brand she's been endorsing and has done some photography for).
More about the quilt kit. Here's a link. Each quilt costs $36.58 USD and contains 100 pre-cut 5" squares (quilters also call these Charm Squares; it's a common size for precuts). 4-6 different cotton/cotton-blend fabrics, which can yield a 50"x50" throw quilt (per the website).
More about the quilt kit. Here's a link. Each quilt costs $36.58 USD and contains 100 pre-cut 5" squares (quilters also call these Charm Squares; it's a common size for precuts). 4-6 different cotton/cotton-blend fabrics, which can yield a 50"x50" throw quilt (per the website).
Shared her own tweets to her Instagram stories.
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"big props to my round fat body for letting me just roll when I fall"
Jesus Christ. Lady, if your balance weren't so fucked by your body composition, or you could pick up your feet when you walk, you wouldn't likely be falling. This isn't even passable cope.
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Aren’t falls worse for fatties because there’s greater force when they hit the ground?
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The impact probably depends far more overall on the circumstances of how exactly they fell than their total mass. Still, if a non-obese person awkwardly lands on their own ankle or something they may fuck themselves up (see: sports injuries), but all things being equal an extra 200 lbs of dead weight will only make it worse. Where fats really run into trouble is that their spine and joints are under so much strain normally that it takes a lot less force to get a bad break, dislocation, herniated disc, etc and it happens from falls that a normal person would get up from and go about their day with basically no issue. Also, they're usually noncompliant with physiotherapy, heal like shit, and often use injuries as an excuse to go on disability, refuse to get up, and get even fatter.
I'd say that Kelly should probably be thanking some woke-approved nondenominational deity that she avoided any truly nasty injury from a minor fall at her age/size/condition, but the truth of it is that it's everyone in her household that would be doing most of the suffering if/when Kelly manages to lose what degree of physical capability she has. I think the bitch would be happier than a pig in shit getting to do nothing, neglect all responsibilities and demand to be catered to, even if she occasionally likes to whine on the internet about how she's got some "internalized ableism" towards herself (meaning she's trying to talk herself out of feeling any well-deserved guilt about placing that kind of burden on her family because she'd rather be a self-righteous fat fuck). Next time she may need half her local fire department to haul her up and I sincerely hope there's body cam footage of that leaked online.
VitaminDsupplements
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I thought she was poor like "us", how is she affording to go to the ballet?
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She's sharing someone else's post, look at bottom left.
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Glad I know about Kelly's birthday control status and dislike of french onion soup. Who is she posting this for? Who is the target audience? It befuddles me.
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Much as "when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail," "when you're a self-absorbed hippopotamus, every person is a fascinated audience-member."
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I would normally speculate that it's like an online diary, but it really isn't. It's just random thoughts. Her tweets get very little interaction, so I'm not entirely sure what she gets out of it.
Personally, I'm here for Eyebrow Cat, and Kelly delivered:
Hope the poor pupper is okay.
Only one tweet that wasn't a retweet with no added, and it was a pretty angry-making one:
Those poor kids.
