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[Idiot Asshole]

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>covid was the largest pandemic in a century
>covid measures only lasted two weeks
>covid measures were largely unenforced
I hate these people.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

A new plan to create a walkable paradise: invade a small city and outvote the locals:

Of all the nonsense here, I think my favorite is enough redditors to flip a vote flooding Springfield, IL would somehow not only raise the tax base, but enough to build light rail and rework the schools. Or the imaginary politician who travels to Springfield but has never been to Chicago. Or that what Cario really needs to revitalize BFE is a bike lane between the one bar and bait and tackle left. Whole things great, really.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

We all know by now that The Zombie Survival Guide is a book written by the most moronic of laymen, speaking confidently on things he knows nothing about. It's a parody survival guide

I do adore that book for all its faults. Adds to the charm for me as it’s like a lot of survival guides: bad information that’ll get people killed thanks to the good idea fairy. A couple other highlights in that book are fuddlore with the guns (he wrote that a 22.lr will consistently ricochet within a skull and that AR-15/M16s are unreliable junk (which if it were the case, why did many an army keep it in primary service for decades?) and that their sights were to be adjusted with a nail (it’s designed to be adjusted with the tip of a bullet, which if you’re shooting the gun, should be in supply) and also wrote that zombies could be hunted underwater if you use an air compressor to breath from while submerged.

Also, in regards to the reliability sperging earlier in the thread, I drive 80s stuff every day and I have to carry tools with me in the event that something goes wrong. Granted, a temporary fix can often be made to get it home, but the “they don’t make them like they used to” people never seem to realize that it’s that way for a reason

 

[DagothUr]

Do those retards have any idea how expensive, and difficult, it would be to build a functional railway? Especially one in an existing urban area.
Not even including any bureaucratic bullshit or insurance for when some nigger gets charred trying to steal copper wire.
I suppose it's exactly the level of pure delusion and naivety you'd expect from reddit utopian urbanists.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

bad information that’ll get people killed thanks to the good idea fairy

I think my personal favorite was 'We can't bomb the densely packed horde of zombies because the odds of frag actually hitting the brain are too low'. like a 500 pounder is just a glorified hand grenade.

 

[totally not CIA agent]

A new plan to create a walkable paradise: invade a small city and outvote the locals:

It's like Reddit Island but gayer and less funny.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

I think my personal favorite was 'We can't bomb the densely packed horde of zombies because the odds of frag actually hitting the brain are too low'. like a 500 pounder is just a glorified hand grenade.

Yeah, that was a good one too, same as him making up a story later on in the book where LA street gangs were better organized than the police while doing a school shooting.

I’ll give him some credit though, his recommendations for stockpiling stuff in case of an emergency isn’t bad advice, even in regards to cars. CB radios (as low tech as they are today) are really handy and fun

 

[DavidS877]

Public transit in Oakland is not safe.

You really didn't need the qualifier there.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

There is a zero percent chance that an actual woman would have any trouble finding men in the Bay Area.

There are women on /r/fuckcars but not many. Now, trannies on the other hand...

 

[Chuck McGill]

Yeah, that was a good one too, same as him making up a story later on in the book where LA street gangs were better organized than the police while doing a school shooting.

I’ll give him some credit though, his recommendations for stockpiling stuff in case of an emergency isn’t bad advice, even in regards to cars. CB radios (as low tech as they are today) are really handy and fun

I realize this is a hallmark of basically every zombie story, but I'm always suspicious of the idea that the military gets overrun by zombies. You expect me to believe an organization with access to armored vehicles and automatic weapons get their asses handed to them by brainless shambling creatures that need to get close enough to bite you before they're any real threat? Get the fuck out of town. The only way that conceit works is if the story is set in some third world shithole with a token military/police force, the plague gets spread some other way like airborne/waterborne, or if you go the Resident Evil/Left 4 Dead route and have the T-virus evolve other more combat-capable strains. I really like the way The Last of Us handles it, since it explains that the initial outbreak spread through contaminated food supplies. It's still a bit of a stretch to think that could overrun the country in a matter of days, but it's at least more plausible than spreading solely through bites.

Ironically of all the zombie fiction out there, Shaun of the Dead is probably the closest to accurate to how that would actually go down. Period of initial confusion, followed by the army mobilizing and hosing down everything that moves with automatic weapons.

 

[quaawaa]

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/r/fuckcars deradicalizes people:


nevermind, it's extreme:

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[Mr. Confederate Man]

It's still a bit of a stretch to think that could overrun the country in a matter of days, but it's at least more plausible than spreading solely through bites.

My favorites of the genre, the Romero movies, did it well too. In those, any death resulted in zombification with bites speeding up the process. Police and military forces get overwhelmed because outbreaks are springing up everywhere and how does one stop the supernatural?

Anyways, back on topic, bikes are fun for leisure and exercise, but I have to note the redditor that said they run off of berries and such nonsense is forgetting that in an emergency scenario, that's precious energy expended. If the meatbag driving the bicycle is tired after a long haul, it's an easier target for predators/thieves/etc plus a myriad of other problems. I would expect horses to make a major comeback for that reason alone

 

[quaawaa]

Jason added a custom message to his channel when you try to leave a comment:

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I hope comments are still used by the YouTube algorithm and this stunt causes his channel to not be recommended anymore.
Also, it's ironic that he's telling other people to touch grass when his whole career is whining about urban design in a country thousands of miles away.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Jason added a custom message to his channel when you try to leave a comment:

Every time I start to think that Jason Slaughter isn't so bad after all, he always does some dumb laughworthy shit like this. True lolcow behaviour. Nevermind that 99% of people don't read comment "guidelines" anyway.

I hope comments are still used by the YouTube algorithm and this stunt causes his channel to not be recommended anymore.

If he's so confident that comments don't affect the algorithm anymore, why doesn't he just turn them off entirely?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

More young kids having fights with their parents:

This is not exclusive to leftists, but I hate people who talk about "you should have an open mind" and then get really defensive when you try to argue with them.

I can almost see if someone called them out, they'd try to dance around the subject like "those were arguments in bad faith", etc.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Also, in regards to the reliability sperging earlier in the thread, I drive 80s stuff every day and I have to carry tools with me in the event that something goes wrong. Granted, a temporary fix can often be made to get it home, but the “they don’t make them like they used to” people never seem to realize that it’s that way for a reason

Brother tell me about it. My old man has a 1978 F-150, and we've replaced things like the water pump and starter who knows how many times. Not to mention depending on the era, they gimped the power in otherwise good engines to comply with the EPA

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It saddens me that 14 and 15 year olds actually take this sub seriously. I couldn't wait to drive as a kid. Cars aren't unaffordable, you can still get one for 2-3k if you're willing to compromise. The kids write it all off from the start

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I hope comments are still used by the YouTube algorithm and this stunt causes his channel to not be recommended anymore.
Also, it's ironic that he's telling other people to touch grass when his whole career is whining about urban design in a country thousands of miles away.

What a pompous ass hole. There aren't just alogs in your comments, but people with real concerns, along with those that actually like you Jason.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

You expect me to believe an organization with access to armored vehicles and automatic weapons get their asses handed to them by brainless shambling creatures that need to get close enough to bite you before they're any real threat? Get the fuck out of town.

You don't even have to think that hard. Just go try to bite through a pair of camis.

 

[Ensok]

Every time I start to think that Jason Slaughter isn't so bad after all, he always does some dumb laughworthy shit like this. True lolcow behaviour. Nevermind that 99% of people don't read comment "guidelines" anyway.

Jason's one of the funniest types of lolcows. He's successful, healthy, I think he's married, he gets to do what he loves for a living, and is essentially living his best life. And yet he's still just an asshole because no matter what you just can't fix that. An asshole is always going to be an asshole. And a lot of people are now seeing how much of a douche he is for really no reason when you'd think someone like him would be way happier and positive.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Jason's one of the funniest types of lolcows. He's successful, healthy, I think he's married, he gets to do what he loves for a living, and is essentially living his best life. And yet he's still just an asshole because no matter what you just can't fix that. An asshole is always going to be an asshole. And a lot of people are now seeing how much of a douche he is for really no reason when you'd think someone like him would be way happier and positive.

He was always a smug prick but something has really gotten to him recently (possibly marriage and/or financial problems), and because he's a very private person we'll never know for sure. (Unless the tranny-simping comes full bloom and Jason troons out—the results would be glorious to watch in real time).

 

[quaawaa]

There are two front page posts about the first In-N-Out opening in Idaho:


I don't know about you, but if there's an eight hour wait for a new restaurant, I'd much rather sit in my comfy car than stand in line.









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China, South Korea, and Russia aren't walkable enough for them:

Why do the Chinese and Russians want to drive if they have amazing transit?

Americans founded Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Honda, Toyota, and Hyundai:

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9/11 was caused by cars:

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Kraut gets BTFO by two GIs:








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/r/fuckcars demonstrates their knowledge of the other side:










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