Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SoggyToeHolster]

Did the wooden dowel have a hole in it?

No, weirdly enough the males would just wedge the dowel in their butt cheeks.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Do You Know MANdy?

Autism chads, I kneel!

I'm really curious how Nick will cope about this. Will he keep entirely quiet about it and pretend it never happened or will he spiral ever further in a 10 hour drunken cope session?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I didn't want to include this in the main post because the demonstration is scuffed (I don't really know how to use Blender and the idea is not to be precise, but merely demonstrate the intuition) but in this clip I try to give an example of how insane a 161.1 degree field of view is.

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From Twitter, Cog uses some sort of Motorola, though 3 different models are mentioned: https://twitter.com/GuntHunter1/status/1702685994175058214
They have rear-camera FoVs of around 70 degrees reported in technical specifications.

You can see the vast difference between 70 degrees and 161 degrees.

I have no idea how "Mandy" accomplished this with their phone, but it's what's in the EXIF metadata.

Only on Kiwi Farms can a demonstration of camera position, EXIF data, and complicated math have “FIVE STAR DAYS, BISH” as the background music.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Okay sure she tried to pass off some pictures of another girl as herself, I've known retarded women in real life who've done the sa-

Over 3000 hours in TF2:

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

All we needed to see was the thousands of hours in tf2 to know it was a fella.

 

[Strix454]

But Mandy is in Texas, and there were no stores listed in Texas on the Wikipedia page as being part of the experimental expansion to the United States.



In other words, in all likelihood, the original poster was Canadian and therefore could NOT be "Mandy".

There is no evidence of "mandy" being in Texas. Nor does the linkedin profile contain any credible information. The stuff about working as a mechanic for Ford Motor Company doesn't make any sense because I can't think of a mechanic who would describe themselves that way.

The most likely candidate in the US that matches the name is Amanda Marie Karevicius is currently living in Kentucky. Being in Kentucky puts her within 4 hours or so (Colombus) of a La Senza store. Far but not impossible. I could only find one store in Ohio historically, but if there was a second in southern Ohio, it would increase the probably more.

 

[McMitch]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

He simped and drooled over a literal catfish publicly for years.

He probably got into fights with his wife over a man catfishing. Incredible. Fantastic work. Absolute gold.
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I hope his wife confronts him about this.

“You’re going to believe those retards on Kiwi Farms?”

 

[Poop Shoot]

lol @ Rackets beating off to a dick-having catfish

 

[Neetorino]

Thanks to @Potatoherder and their amazing work documenting Nick's superchat/Rumble rants, I have with me an estimate of how much money Nick made through Rumble donos. I know spreadsheets aren't as sexy as finding the Catfish Man-D, but it does help put Nick's worth to Rumble further in perspective.


So, the first total is just the amount of money Nick has made from the Night show. The "96" Is how many streams had Rant data available to be totaled. Roughly $185 per stream is the average among those 96, and if he made roughly that much for the rest of the night streams his final take home as of December 13, 2023 is $29,045. That's not a bad chunk of change to pull out of the wallets of your audience, I just wonder if that's a high enough number for Rumble to want another round of "7 figure" dealings with Nick.


For fun I added up the Day streams from this year, 13/20 had data with an average haul of $313 per day. Assuming as before, he made roughly $6,260 across those 20 streams. Giving us a grand total of $35,305, again not bad but probably not good enough for Rumble when they already spend too much on their content creators.

All in all, this information combined with how inconsistent he is with streaming makes me believe Nick will not get as good of a deal this second time around. I do think he'll get one though, there's just enough value to keep him around at least one more year.

Spoiler: Photoshoppery

Also, I found a font that looks like the one used for Hedonism II, I've remade Nick's Logo and included the font in the zip with the spreadsheet if anyone wants it.

 

[TV's Adam West]

THAT'S A MAN, BABY

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

I am skeptical that Mandy is a man who has kept up a fake identity for fifteen years. It isn't particularly reasonable to accept that someone engaging in the activity of catfishing has managed to keep a consistent identity this entire time on the same platform without being outed before. That said, it is obvious that the pictures are fake. There is no other explanation for manipulating them in the way that way if they were just "old pictures".

I would submit that Mandy is likely female (or "female"), likely named Mandy, and likely from Israel. I think it is much more likely that she is a fat, ugly woman or a tranny who is attempting to pass off pictures she believed were too old/obscure to be tracked down to the original source as her own, to get attention from an internet based social group. Being able to keep up a consistent, fake identity to catfish a community for 15 years just doesn't track with me.

 

[TurboNAS]

To quote Nicky Rackets:
HOW EMBARRASSING!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In b4 “And? I tell you incel prudes all the time that I’m a gay faggot!”

 

[Fapcop]

GODDAMNIT NICK!!!

All we wanted were some chill legal streams and some trial coverage… And you just HAD to go and get catfished by some tranny and thirst out.

Btw: I do find it funny how (some) folks constantly defend milady Rackets honor. When it seems that she’s just as degenerate as Nick and encourages this behavior.

 

[AltisticRight]

Spoiler: Photoshoppery

Also, I found a font that looks like the one used for Hedonism II, I've remade Nick's Logo and included the font in the zip with the spreadsheet if anyone wants it.

In East Asia, BL also stands for "boy love", ie a homosexual.
The word "boy" here doesn't necessarily imply underage, but rather twinkish men.

Fitting.
Fits.
Just like the XXS sized Balldo.

Actually:

Fitting since he's friends with Juju and Vedo.

On another note, time to show this.

I guess it wasn't that bad, Balldo. MANdy might have a penis but at least she wasn't a minor!

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cKNdT

 

[Captain Manning]

Before everybody here gets all crazy, it should be stressed there's no "smoking gun" Mandy is a dude. Yet. Personally, I'm 50/50 on what their gender is.

That said, this certainly does appear to be a catfish, and from what we've seen with prior catfishing, the possibility we're dealing with a dude definitely exists. Plus, MAN-D is too funny of a joke.

As far as the catfishing goes, what cinched it for me was when @Balldo's Gate was doing his research in preparation for his post, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu shared caps from Nick's Locals in which Mandy was suggesting she had taken these images from her potato phone.

Example:


As Balldo's Gate points out in his post, he came across the original unedited pictures that were actually posted on Reddit some seven years prior (if not earlier). The originals are of far higher quality, and were taken with a much better camera. In other words, she didn't drop her potato phone on her face in that picture. They are all originally part of a deliberate porn shoot (some of the images in the set are quite graphic, and those ones were not utilized on Locals).

Those images were then manipulated in a way to spoof a reverse image search and then uploaded to Nick's Locals to be fawned over. That's why this wasn't exposed earlier.

TL;DR: Nick and his Locals have been thirsting over somebody (gender indeterminate) posting old porn images and who went out of their way to try to obfuscate their origin. Coupled with the fact we have no confirmation anybody has heard "her" voice, and she has rebuffed Nick's efforts to meet up IRL, it's suspicious as all hell.

I can't put my hand on my heart a swear Mandy is a dude, but I think they could very well be. They could also be a troon, or fat chick, or any number of other things. They are not who they claim to be though.

For my money, Mandy turning out to be a dude would be the ultimate insult to the injury, but the initial injury already came in the form of Nick thirsting over this weirdo in the first place.

I would also point out that Nick's Locals used to shit on KF and claim "well, at least we have Mandy's epic tits." Congratulations. You have the tits of some amateur porn thot who is almost certainly not Mandy. The absolute state of Nick's current fanbase.

I hope his wife confronts him about this.

“You’re going to believe those retards on Kiwi Farms?”

The thing is, even if Mandy weren't catfishing, what wife in a monogamous relationship (according to Nick) would put up with their husband publicly thirsting over another woman like he did? It shouldn't even matter what Mandy turns out to be.

That's what I don't get. Maybe I'm just too old fashioned, but that seems to undermine Nick's claim. It doesn't exactly make her look good either.

EDIT: Punctuation.

 

[AltisticRight]

Personally, I'm 50/50 on what their gender is.

3000+ hours on TF2 and an inventory that's worth over $1,800.
Yeah, that's a dude.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There is no evidence of "mandy" being in Texas. Nor does the linkedin profile contain any credible information. The stuff about working as a mechanic for Ford Motor Company doesn't make any sense because I can't think of a mechanic who would describe themselves that way.

The most likely candidate in the US that matches the name is Amanda Marie Karevicius is currently living in Kentucky. Being in Kentucky puts her within 4 hours or so (Colombus) of a La Senza store. Far but not impossible. I could only find one store in Ohio historically, but if there was a second in southern Ohio, it would increase the probably more.

I am completely confident that that person (who is married does not go by that last name anymore, and does not type anything like "Mandy" in a publicly available comment I found on social media) has no involvement in "Mandy K".

The puzzle is how the "Mandy K." name was chosen. Potentially, the person behind the "Mandy" account knew her in when she was in Shreveport, LA and stole her name, but is now in the DFW area in Texas. I could buy that.

Before everybody here gets all crazy, it should be stressed there's no "smoking gun" Mandy is a dude. Yet. Personally, I'm 50/50 on what their gender is.

3000+ hours on TF2 and an inventory that's worth over $1,800.
Yeah, that's a dude.

5440.8 hours to be exact, and not only that, but "she" was an admin for what I guess was some sort of server of some kind?. Some sort of item trading thing. This was from 2014.



Yet despite being an admin for some server and getting over halfway to 10,000 hours in a a single PC game, "she" is apparently too technologically stupid to figure out voice chat on Discord:



How is this possible? Literal worse case, you install Discord on your phone because your mic situation on your computer is scuffed. My conclusion is that "she" couldn't voice chat because "she" has a male voice. These two facts together make me conclude it's 90% likely it's a man,

Oh, not to mention that it was someone who seemingly knew they needed to fuck around with the photos they stole to circumvent reverse image searching. "She" is not as technologically challenged as claimed.

 

[Freelance Police]

Everybody laughed at Vic's pants, but now I think it's clear who wears the big gay pants now. Congrats on getting catfished Balldo, maybe it's time to put down the bottle before you mistake it for something else.

Here's a merry Christmas gift from me to you.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

The hours in tf2 aren't even the most damning evidence that Amanda is a man.
It's showcasing fempyro on your steam page.

Spoiler: NSFW