Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I can use that to calculate the working distance differently but that'll involved calculus which I am not in a mood to do right now.

What sort of Chinaman are you? You obviously got A minuses in school and your parents didn't beat you hard enough. Shamefur dispray!

 

[LanternsNSongs]

You are all missing the point. Nick didn't get catfished. He knew Mandy was a dude all along, think about it, why would a raging homosexual like Nick publicly lust over a woman?

 

[miss ethanol]

Do You Know MANdy?

I'm going with glownigger OP to destroy Rekieta. His coverage of the Rittenhouse trial, combatting the narrative and what not got the attention of the glowies.

Then it was a waste of money, he would have done that by himself. Probably would have taken longer though.

Autism chads, I kneel!

I'm really curious how Nick will cope about this. Will he keep entirely quiet about it and pretend it never happened or will he spiral ever further in a 10 hour drunken cope session?

Nick is going to calmly explain that he made a mistake and that he will try to keep an eye for next time and... OF COURSE HE IS GONNA CHIMP OUT, the guy attacked Sean for a mild joke and had a 7 hour cope session after July went to his show

Like I said, if it turned out they were a 900 lb female landwhale, it would still be funny. Just not as funny, I guess.

I am going against everyone here and say that Nick will be angrier if it is an obese woman. Nick is a faggot, if it is a man or a troon he will say something about incel prudes or some other shit to weasel out, however, if there is one thing that Nick really hates (besides sobriety) is fat people, he caused LR to look like a skeleton and always makes fat jokes, imagine his reaction when he finds out that he lusted after a landwhale.
In conclusion, no matter the result, we will be laughing.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Do You Know MANdy?

Lmao! Rekieta endangered his marriage over a catfish.

- He might change his show from 11 PM central to 7 PM. He used to do 11 PM because of jis children. If he does that, LOCALS might take the 11 PM time slot.

Ignore his justification, if he's considering changing his streaming schedule it's because his sleep schedule has gotten so out of hand he's been told he needs to start sleeping at reasonable hours or something bad enough happened to convince him he needed to make some sort of change. I bet he had a driving scare.

- He blames his children for not daystreaming because they will just not leave him alone no matter how many times they are told. He had freinds visiting this week and tried to have adult discussion about problems in the world (e.g. trafficking, war, etc...) and they kept coming into the room for random things like a glass of water after their bed time.

Nick runs his house like a lolbertarian dystopia, the kids don't respect him. And the "adult discussion" isn't about war, it's about the balldo and swinging and nude beaches etc..

 

[Retink Retunk]

I bet he had a driving scare.

I think that was more a drinking issue than a sleeping one.

 

[Captain Manning]

You are all missing the point. Nick didn't get catfished. He knew Mandy was a dude all along, think about it, why would a raging homosexual like Nick publicly lust over a woman?

After next MATI:

"I wasn't catfished! I'm too smart to be tricked! In fact, I would still fuck Mandy even if they were a dude, and if I weren't married! God, Josh needs to stop being gay!"

 

[变性黑鬼]

I can't put my hand on my heart a swear Mandy is a dude, but I think they could very well be. They could also be a troon, or fat chick, or any number of other things. They are not who they claim to be though.

It's true, fat chicks catfish, but what fat chick catfish hides their voice? Even if you can literally hear how the fat folds are compressing her lungs, she would still get tons of positive attention and thirsty guys in such a male-dominated community as TF2 or the lawsplaining fandom. And that is assuming she has giga-fatvoice.

If she had an illness that fucked up her voice, she would say so. In fact, it would have been the play. Troons and catfishes have been using the "oh no guise my mic broke teehee" move since the dawn of VOIP. And it gets really transparent after your mic has been broken/glitching/muh drivers for a month, let alone the years that this person has been operational. The illness gambit wouldn't even be a lie if he's a troon, since they consider their maleness to be a disease. It would only get awkward when half the server is claiming to be a female with an unknown illness that targets their vocal chords.

Mann-D (I am adding the extra n to mann because he will appreciate the TF2 reference) is a man. The odds that he's a tech-savvy fat chick who catfishes with pics of big titty goth babes that have been edited to prevent discovery, but is also so socially anxious that she pretends her mic is permanently broken is simply too improbable.

The only reason I don't say impossible is that Mann-D plays Mann vs Machine (MvM) which is the PvE mode of TF2.

If he were a PvP Scout & Soldier, then he'd be the average Adderall-popping troon in thigh-highs that plays this game. Whereas PvE might be more the socially anxious fat chick's speed. Of course, having Bonnie Rabbot right there offsets my personal doubts. We all know the ironclad Sonic -> autism -> troon link.

 

[not william stenchever]

3000+ hours on TF2 and an inventory that's worth over $1,800.
Yeah, that's a dude.

5440.8 hours to be exact, and not only that, but "she" was an admin for what I guess was some sort of server of some kind?. Some sort of item trading thing. This was from 2014.

All that time autistically spent on one game, and they're a janny? Yeah that's a tranny.

"I don't WANT. To fuck. The TF2 tranny. But I HAVE. To fuck. The TF2 tranny. You incel prudes don't know what it's like to touch balldos with a smelly man in a dress."

 

[SpergioLeonne]

All that time autistically spent on one game, and they're a janny? Yeah that's a tranny.

"I don't WANT. To fuck. The TF2 tranny. But I HAVE. To fuck. The TF2 tranny. You incel prudes don't know what it's like to touch balldos with a smelly man in a dress."

What if Nick is into bimboification and a tranny discord got his un-safeword?

 

[变性黑鬼]

I am going against everyone here and say that Nick will be angrier if it is an obese woman. Nick is a faggot, if it is a man or a troon he will say something about incel prudes or some other shit to weasel out, however, if there is one thing that Nick really hates (besides sobriety) is fat people, he caused LR to look like a skeleton and always makes fat jokes, imagine his reaction when he finds out that he lusted after a landwhale.
In conclusion, no matter the result, we will be laughing.

That almost makes me wish that it was an obese woman. But it further supports the Mann-D theory, doesn't it? Could an obese catfish lady really put up with his endless fat-hate?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

CRP is another witness to that incident. That's where "slatternly woman" came from, because CRP had called her that from the way she behaved in Knoxville.
He'd be able to retell it if only he wasn't currently being blindfolded in Ukraine with a cigarette in his mouth. Very thunkprovoking, hmm

CRP being released under the auspices of Space Emperor Musk only to start dishing details on Lady Rackets would be surreal.

 

[Captain Manning]

If she had an illness that fucked up her voice, she would say so. In fact, it would have been the play. Troons and catfishes have been using the "oh no guise my mic broke teehee" move since the dawn of VOIP.

Well, like I said, there is that Steam comment from somebody claiming they heard "her" voice. I don't know how much credibility it should be given though. Maybe none.

If the consensus here is that "she" is a "he", I have absolutely no problem with that. It's a very real possibility.

In my initial post, I just wanted to pump the brakes a little by pointing out the gender is not 100% confirmed as of yet. Having done that, speculate away.

I think the overarching point here is Nick and his Locals were being catfished by somebody, and they are dumb. If Mandy also turns out to be a dude, it would be like the cherry on top.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Nick is going to calmly explain that he made a mistake and that he will try to keep an eye for next time and... OF COURSE HE IS GONNA CHIMP OUT, the guy attacked Sean for a mild joke and had a 7 hour cope session after July went to his show

I'm inclined to believe you, yet I can also see balldo trying to 'subtly' sweep this under the rug (only for it to drunkenly ramble out)

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I mean, you can often tell the race of the person talking, even if their accent is very clean. You can also sometimes tell that the person talking is fat or a twig.

You guys should take a clip of nick's current voice and let your acquaintances listen and decide. Is he a faggot or not? Willing to bet they can mark him to the tee

It's definitely true that you can usually tell, but not always. Based Computer Security Black Jewtube/Odysneed man "Mental Outlaw" sounds 110% White and for about a year or so after I started watching his channel I wholeheartedly assumed that he was White based pretty much entirely on his voice. It was a bit jarring to see that, when he started regularly showing his face on camera, he was of such an inky complexion.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's definitely true that you can usually tell, but not always. Based Computer Security Black Jewtube/Odysneed man "Mental Outlaw" sounds 110% White and for about a year or so after I started watching his channel I wholeheartedly assumed that he was White based pretty much entirely on his voice. It was a bit jarring to see that, when he started regularly showing his face on camera, he was of such an inky complexion.

There's also the Quinn's Ideas channel. He's a black guy who talks about the science fiction books he likes and if he didn't show his face in the intro to every video I would have thought he's a white guy from the way his voice sounds.

 

[Fapcop]

The thing is, even if Mandy weren't catfishing, what wife in a monogamous relationship (according to Nick) would put up with their husband publicly thirsting over another woman like he did? It shouldn't even matter what Mandy turns out to be.

Judging by the way his wife thirsts over other women in chat and encourages simp posting on Locals, I’m not so sure she’s all that innocent.

If Nick is raving about other chicks while drunk on stream, could it have anything to do with his wife wanting to swing, and Nick being determined to get something out of it as well?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Well, like I said, there is that Steam comment from somebody claiming they heard "her" voice. I don't know how much credibility it should be given though. Maybe none.

If the consensus here is that "she" is a "he", I have absolutely no problem with that. It's a very real possibility.

In my initial post, I just wanted to pump the brakes a little by pointing out the gender is not 100% confirmed as of yet. Having done that, speculate away.

I think the overarching point here is Nick and his Locals were being catfished by somebody, and they are dumb. If Mandy also turns out to be a dude, it would be like the cherry on top.

Do you have any idea how long I lived my life before realizing that the person singing “Tom Sawyer” on the radio was a dude?

 

[Honey's Dead]

The fact "MAN"dy might and probably is a catfish makes me laugh so much...

Nick Ralph burned down his side of the Sektur for a catfish... How fucking thirsty where you Nicky? Have a to celebrate....

ACK ACK ACK ACK!!! .... You better win LOLcow of the year... You are a Champion Speedrunner .

No wonder the wife wants BBC.

 

[miss ethanol]

That almost makes me wish that it was an obese woman. But it further supports the Mann-D theory, doesn't it? Could an obese catfish lady really put up with his endless fat-hate?

Obesity is not exlusive to women, so it can be an obese troon, which would make it even more hilarious.

 

[Fapcop]

Proc

Obesity is not exlusive to women, so it can be an obese troon, which would make it even more hilarious.

Logic dictates it’s a troon.

Fat chicks always play up their non-fat qualities: Voice, hair, nails etc.

If it was a fat chick, you bet she would have been voice chatting (no cam!), giggling like a school girl and flirting like a cam whore paid by the second.

No voice chat=tranny.