Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

[Stuttering monkey noises in the distance]

PPP would likely do the matter justice, and be funny. He hit it out of the park when discussing Nick's views on American Beauty.

Andy is, unfortunately, the part you just have to endure.

Metokur announced a stream for this saturday. It would be a real shame if it happened to come there too.

Yeah, I saw that mentioned in community happenings. The post that announced it is here.

I kinda don't think he's gonna mention it, but I'm hoping he does. Even if it were just in response to a superchat. If I had to take a guess, he'd probably spend more laughing at Bryan Dunn.

 

[Chibitzen]

I sincerely hope that Kino Casino doesn't cover the MANdy story in detail and spread the word far and wide.
That'd be kinda terrible.

Metokur announced a stream for this saturday. It would be a real shame if it happened to come there too.

Go figure Mandy spreading herself far and wide, but not quite in the way that Nick had hoped or anticipated.

Hi Nick. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! Here's to another yet another year of porn stills from your Local admirers who definitely not pretending not to be one of society's most haggard unmentionables. Such social media prowess! I bet they all care so much about all the Creative Master Plans that you just can't help but keep reinventing in your busy spare time... and they simply can't wait to hear about your Mustang's last oil change! That's Content of the Kings right there and a fitting end to a prosperous year as a Creative Nose Developer. You could say it was just right there in front of you. It's just a shame Mandy won't be able to lend her totally credible expertise on such a delicate issue as well as comment on your other daily random problems. It's a shame about his her quitting the community after that sudden accident and all.

 

[waffle]

The quote above is from back in February. Cynthia has I believe on multiple occasions suggested some sort of familiarity or closeness with MAN-dy. It doesn't lead anywhere at this time, but I think its worth noting and remembering going forward.

Obviously being also Cynthia would be a good reason to avoid voice chat...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's been mentioned before that his quota is 14 a month. Can't remember who but it's been mentioned somewhere in this thread. I did a quick calculation based on his rumble live tab a few pages ago.

It was me recapping what Nick let drop in a LOCALS stream last month.

Do You Know MANdy?
"Mandy" is the catfish Redditor/former TF2 addict who prompted Nick's coomplosion...

Excellent post! I am glad I could help.

To others: There was a lot more cringe unearthed trawling for these messages. It really is as funny as it sounds, and Nick was SIMPing very aggressively.

Can't wait for the implosion when Null covers the catfish on MATI. He has tried to bury the Farms with overly enthusiastic accusations of inaccuracies in the past, but this isn't something his tryhard fans can just ignore once it's out.

He will make vague references to 'theories' and tell us how weird ir is and wrong people are about his life. He has to inform us how much he does NOT care...

1. When Rekieta was saying how he gave moral support to Andy during "AIM, AIM, AIM", so doesn't know why Andy would now be criticising him for his drinking, would Rekieta be aware that just a few weeks ago, Andy claimed that a drunk Lady Rackets had put her hand on his cock, in Knoxville?

Andy in the last 2 weeks (I noted it in this thread) said that Nick ghosted him on legal help after that shooting.

The quote above is from back in February. Cynthia has I believe on multiple occasions suggested some sort of familiarity or closeness with MAN-dy. It doesn't lead anywhere at this time, but I think its worth noting and remembering going forward.

Cynthia is crazy. She thought I was Kalea and made wild accusations about knowing who I was... Beware the BPD...

I thought about this today, there was supposed to be a gift for the first 1K locals subscribers. I remember him saying even if you cancelled after 1 month the gift would still go to all original 1K. I was in that first thousand subs and don't recall ever receiving anything. Honestly I don't care about the gift and long since unsubbed but why make all these promises in the first place? People just wanted the show to be good, not receive trinkets.

I couldn't find any posts about the 1K gift besides yours. Maybe I'm just bad at using KF search.

Not 1k, 5k.

He does owe a 24 hour stream from 100k subs on YT still.

 

[waffle]

Cynthia is crazy. She thought I was Kalea and made wild accusations about knowing who I was... Beware the BPD...

Yeah, but didn't everyone else she vouched for end up being part of her and Farran's mean girls sockpuppet circle? Makes me think Mandy is one of them pretty strongly.

 

[Rakovnik]

Not 1k, 5k.

He does owe a 24 hour stream from 100k subs on YT still.

I'll trust you on that, I went looking and this would be ~Oct 24 2022 which was all Rumble streams so no YouTube transcripts to easily search through. I'd rather not sit through grueling Darrel Brooks streams to find out I'm wrong.

Also I just watched Elissa's clip on his Locals negotiations, he talks about how Barnes & Viva and others raised their locals price to $8 a month but Nick wants to keep it at $5 while "providing $10-$15 worth of content" but didn't he say this exact thing when it started? The content there has never even been worth $5 unless your a clip channel, seems he's afraid of losing more subs if he increases it to $8.

 

[Chibitzen]

I kinda don't think he's gonna mention it, but I'm hoping he does. Even if it were just in response to a superchat. If I had to take a guess, he'd probably spend more laughing at Bryan Dunn.

He will make vague references to 'theories' and tell us how weird ir is and wrong people are about his life. He has to inform us how much he does NOT care...

That's OK. Plenty of people will mention it for him, including his Locals minions. It's one thing to get someone to read into a thread verging on 3000 pages. It's another matter to engage in rumors which is where the drama-seeking ilk that surrounds Rekieta excels best. He can actively "ignore" it, but he can't hide from it and he almost always boils over. It was him after all that hitched his channel's efforts behind a silly narcissistic web chat. That decision has yet to really bite him in the rear is my own speculation. His own inability to admit failures and mistakes will be yet another moving part to his inevitable downfall.

It's the same with his constant bitching about Kiwifarms. I only know about this wonderful fun site thanks to his constantly bringing it up as a nothingburger. How many times do theories and rumors have to get mentioned before someone starts asking themselves "Gee this dipshit sure is surrounded by a lot detractors and rumors..." ... there wouldn't be nearly 3000 pages without his contributing to that insight without his own weasel words.

 

[Strix454]

Cynthia is crazy. She thought I was Kalea and made wild accusations about knowing who I was... Beware the BPD...

I agree. She is crazy. But I'm suggesting that Cynthia vouching so strongly and repeatedly for Mandy is worth remembering as one of the puzzle pieces. Even if its surplus to the puzzle in the end.

 

[sum ting wong]

Yeah, but didn't everyone else she vouched for end up being part of her and Farran's mean girls sockpuppet circle? Makes me think Mandy is one of them pretty strongly.

Call me crazy but I don't think Cynthia or Farran would be playing 5000+ hours of TF2.

 

[AnOminous]

It's the same with his constant bitching about Kiwifarms. I only know about this wonderful fun site thanks to his constantly bringing it up as a nothingburger.

I like how he's so emotionally retarded that when he's seething about the site, he starts yelling at whoever is on the show with him, like it's their fault. What an autistic asshole. It's like the guy who can't yell back at his boss so instead he kicks the cat.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

To others: There was a lot more cringe unearthed trawling for these messages. It really is as funny as it sounds, and Nick was SIMPing very aggressively.

I think people would be interested in seeing some of that cawntent if someone wants to dump it somewhere convenient

Call me crazy but I don't think Cynthia or Farran would be playing 5000+ hours of TF2.

Not those two but a tranny they recruited from one of their super secret discord splinter cells most definitely

 

[Left Beef]

On many sites the Nokia 2 V doesn't have a page of its own for this reason, but the Nokia 2 V Tella (which I don't think is a rebrand, or if it is it isn't mentioned as prominently) does.

You're right, Verizon offered both models. The 2V is here:
https://www.verizon.com/smartphones/nokia-2-v-prepaid/
And the 2 V Tella is here:
https://www.verizon.com/smartphones/nokia-2-v-tella/
They only show the front, but you can clearly see they're completely different phones. What a strange branding decision.

 

[elb]

Nuck did a LOCALS show

- Nick wants to visit Rumble and LOCALS in the next month.

- He might want to make LOCALS the first 30 minutes of the show to be LOCALS instead of afterwards.

- He might change his show from 11 PM central to 7 PM. He used to do 11 PM because of jis children. If he does that, LOCALS might take the 11 PM time slot.

- He blames his children for not daystreaming because they will just not leave him alone no matter how many times they are told. He had freinds visiting this week and tried to have adult discussion about problems in the world (e.g. trafficking, war, etc...) and they kept coming into the room for random things like a glass of water after their bed time.

-- He has been dealing with heavy family things and wants to start the LOCALS series he has promised in the next 2 weeks. He also has seasonal depression and trauma from moving. He has a lot of birthdays and the holidays coming up. His wife is depressed too in December. His help is not as much on-hand either.

- His wife took the son to the early morning activity yesterday, but his daughter had an activity to get to. The guests did not leave until late, and that is why he could not stream yeasterday. Nick will not stream if he cannot do his best or fake it. His guests told him they were leaving 'soon', but they stayed for hours longer.

- He blames his lateness on ADD. He finds things to do before the show. Sometimes it is helping his wife with things bwciase he does not want her to think anything is more important than her. He LOVES doing shows. They help him theraputically. He feels bad when he does not strea..

- Life is so good for hum now. He can just buy hotel rooms for visitors. He will drive them to the hotel if they are sloshed. It is not a flex. He does it becuase his parent taught him yo help people when they can. If anyone ever needs help and he can, he will probably help. He is not bragging; the stories are just telling people how crazy his life ir. He puts way the mustang tomorrow.

- The internet is all wrong about him. He will end up dead and broke tomorrow. People took thr piss out of him for saying non-streamers cannot understand him, but it is true. They cannot understand, and they cannot because most people cannot handle being a streamer.

- He still has plans for LOCALS, he wants to bring 'joy' to the streams. He wants to add value and start soon, but he needs to have motivation to do it. He said he will do the 5k gift and other things, but don't take his word for it. Just wait and see what he does.

- Life has been hard thus last autumn. He might talk about it one day.

- The one thing that would help his mood and resources is the end of his court case

 

[Neetorino]

Call me crazy but I don't think Cynthia or Farran would be playing 5000+ hours of TF2.

No, but CGoody could be. I have a crackpot theory, with nearly zero evidence to back it up, that CGoody is Mandy. It hinges on the statement (possible lie) that CGoody has met Mandy in person at least once.
At least, that's how I remember it, but I could be mistaken and there could've been some other interaction they had.

 

[Associate Rick]

Nick wants to keep it at $5 while "providing $10-$15 worth of content

10-15 dollars to watch Nick shovel noodles into his maw while using a fork with the dexterity of a toddler, in fact the way he eats on those streams reminds me of cobes.

 

[Braphamut]

No, but CGoody could be. I have a crackpot theory, with nearly zero evidence to back it up, that CGoody is Mandy. It hinges on the statement (possible lie) that CGoody has met Mandy in person at least once.
At least, that's how I remember it, but I could be mistaken and there could've been some other interaction they had.

A possible Metokur Fembot-style shapeshifter?

 

[Not Who You Think]

The thing is, even if Mandy weren't catfishing, what wife in a monogamous relationship (according to Nick) would put up with their husband publicly thirsting over another woman like he did? It shouldn't even matter what Mandy turns out to be.

Agreed. Whoever they may be, Mandy is bad for Nick's relationship with his wife. More to the point, Mandy is an indicator of the state of Nick and Kayla's marriage.

The real possibility of Mandy being male is also somewhat undercut by Nick already going to gay bars with Kayla and other suspect behavior, but still pretty funny stuff. Once word gets around it will be interesting to see how Nick and his community react to the news.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

His pupils are always so large. I don't think I've seen a segment of him in his kitchen where he looked like a functioning adult; maybe it's just the lighting in there, but he always looks like a complete druggie bum

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Also I just watched Elissa's clip on his Locals negotiations, he talks about how Barnes & Viva and others raised their locals price to $8 a month but Nick wants to keep it at $5 while "providing $10-$15 worth of content" but didn't he say this exact thing when it started?

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fMm-4Cr_HWI

I just remembered. A month or two back Nick was saying he was going to set out on creating a series on "How to be a Streamer" or something along those lines. I'm guessing he is imagining the 'potential' value of his Locals, if he actual did what he promised to do. Same with the coloring book, along with the 5k subscriber gift.

He should do whiskey reviews. It may be the one promise that he would be able to keep. Have another drink Nick!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

As far as the catfishing goes, what cinched it for me was when @Balldo's Gate was doing his research in preparation for his post, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu shared caps from Nick's Locals in which Mandy was suggesting she had taken these images from her potato phone.

Example:


As Balldo's Gate points out in his post, he came across the original unedited pictures that were actually posted on Reddit some seven years prior (if not earlier). The originals are of far higher quality, and were taken with a much better camera. In other words, she didn't drop her potato phone on her face in that picture. They are all originally part of a deliberate porn shoot (some of the images in the set are quite graphic, and those ones were not utilized on Locals).

Those images were then manipulated in a way to spoof a reverse image search and then uploaded to Nick's Locals to be fawned over. That's why this wasn't exposed earlier.

Yes. The genesis of the post was that I stumbled on the image from the "I dropped my phone on my face" message and decided to try a reverse image search on it. Once the "submissivelittletoy" reddit album popped up, I compared a bunch of the Locals thirst traps Mandy posted and was able to find 4 additional matches. They didn't come up in reverse image searches because in addition to being degraded, they were cropped and/or rotated and/or flipped as well.

The pictures that were photos of a monitor are funny, but they aren't really definitive, because even if they are pictures of a screen, it doesn't necessarily follow they were stolen. These ones (along with the stock photo of a mechanic) 100% were stolen.

The hours in tf2 aren't even the most damning evidence that Amanda is a man.
It's showcasing fempyro on your steam page.

There are also furries in mkflower's steam page, like the person tagged in this mkflower screenshot which is captioned "These Pyros were giving me lap dances."
They commented "<3" and their bio says "Just your average furry pyro main"


Interestingly, if you go through the album of pictures that "submissivelittletoy" posted to Reddit, there are 11 (by my count) separate photos in which they are wearing a tail butt plug.

The quote above is from back in February. Cynthia has I believe on multiple occasions suggested some sort of familiarity or closeness with MAN-dy. It doesn't lead anywhere at this time, but I think its worth noting and remembering going forward.

All evidence suggests Cynthia got taken in too. In forum posts she states she offered to pay for things for "Mandy". The knowing for "years" part I believe refers to Rekieta's live chat.